"Plop!"

Seeing this scene, the bald head knelt down directly, the visual impact just now was too strong, so strong that he had no friends.

In this world, the bald head has never seen anyone who can smash the concrete floor with one foot, not even Master Ma.

"Hero, you spare the little one, the little one has eyes and doesn't know Taishan......"

"Woo woo, hero, I have an eighty-year-old wife and children at home, and I have parents who are waiting to be fed...... Oh no......"

"We really robbed for the first time, woo woo woo ......"

A few thugs knelt on the ground, tears streaming down their voices, talking incoherently, and they were already kowtowing and begging for mercy.

They didn't expect that they would encounter such a bad star in the first robbery!

The girl who was hiding in the corner next to her was also shocked at this moment, and she stood there in a daze, forgetting to run away.

In the end, Su Yi took a cigarette in his mouth and walked over to tell her, saying that you are not leaving, do you want to stay here to watch the play?

The girl was originally grateful to Su Yi, but when she heard him say this, she immediately glanced at Su Yi with great resentment, just like swallowing a fly.

Two seconds later, the girl cursed "straight steel" in her heart, and then trotted all the way into the night, disappearing on the other side of the streetlight.

Because it was very dark around, Su Yi didn't even see what the girl looked like, but she felt that when the girl walked under the street lamp, her back seemed to be a little pretty.

However, under normal circumstances, there is a distance of 108,000 miles between this kind of beautiful girl and Su Yi.

Because Su Yi is not only poor, but also really has a "straight man cancer"!

For example, if a girl is out with a boy and passes by a hotel, the girl proposes to open a room and take a break.

At this time, different types of boys react very differently.

Literary boy: I really want to use my three lives and three lives, in exchange for your smile like a flower, on the mandarin duck pillow, you must be beautiful and flawless......

Love master boy: If you want to taste the taste of your lip gloss, it must be very delicious, better than the bright lavender in Provence in July!

Brain-dead boy: Hurry up and take off your pants, I can't wait!

Ordinary straight men: I'm not tired at all, I carry you when you come up, and I can run twenty miles without panting, really!

However, as a "straight man at the stainless steel level", Su Yi and their reactions are definitely very different.

Su Yi: I really misjudged you, girls have to have self-esteem and self-love, and they have to resist temptation, do you know......

Let me tell you, this society is drunk with money, if you can't stick to your bottom line, you will sink completely......

So what, the great philosopher Monteflasky once told us......

Hey, don't go, I haven't finished yet, you sit down and I'll educate you...... (10,000 words omitted here)

It is precisely because of this that Su Yi's strange straight male cancer makes him very unpopular in the class, and the relationship between girls is basically zero!

Nonsense, what girl wants to be with such a weird straight man!

However, Su Yi doesn't care at all, because in the world of straight men, women are not needed at all!

For example, just now, after he heroically saved the United States, if he took the opportunity to ask the girl for a phone call, the girl would definitely be happy.

However, Su Yi couldn't wait to drive her away, because in Su Yi's small abacus, there were more important things to do!

It's just that Su Yi is just a little slow to react to things between men and women, and he is not really stupid.

In other ways, he's like a human spirit!

After watching the girl walk away, Su Yi finally turned his head, showed an evil smile, and walked towards the bald ones.

Seeing the evil spirit at the corner of Su Yi's mouth, the bald head shivered, and after his heart finished speaking, could it be that he had encountered a pervert?

I heard that there are perverts in this area recently, who like to hijack single men in the middle of the night and then force something very bad to happen......

Thinking of this, the bald head felt a chill in his heart, and he couldn't help but tighten his chrysanthemums.

In the next second, Su Yi strode over, grabbed the collar of the bald head, and said viciously to him:

"Hehehehe...... Give me all your valuable things! ”

"Okay, okay, I'll take off my pants ......"

The bald head was stunned, and the heart was finished, and it seemed that the evening was not guaranteed. But he suddenly reacted in the next second:

Hey, this guy is just like himself......

Only rob money, not sex?

Damn, Lao Tzu is a robber, is it okay, you are such a red fruit robber, is there any heavenly reason?

"Less nonsense, take off your pants, hurry up and get the money!"

Su Yi slapped him, and there were many red handprints on his bald face, and his teeth were almost knocked out.

"Okay, okay, I'll give ...... I give ......"

The bald head was about to cry, so he hurriedly took out all his valuable things and handed them all to Su Yi.

Su Yi took a look and found that in the wallets of several gangsters, there were only a few hundred yuan, which was not enough for him to pay the rent.

The only thing that is more valuable is the gold ring worn on the bald hand and the big gold chain around the neck. In addition, the robber, like him, was also poor and jingled.

The red hair was refreshing, and he planned to contribute his big gold tooth, but was rejected by Su Yi with disgust.

"Damn, you're so poor, you're embarrassed to be a robber, don't you want to be a face!"

Su Yi complained, and then with a "boom", a bigger pit appeared in the same place, and under the smoke and dust, Su Yi had long since disappeared!

The red hair looked at the dusty scene in front of him, and it took a long time to say:

"Boss, why don't we call the police?"

The bald head trembled and took out the phone:

"What's that...... Police station? We want to report it...... Yes, we are robbers, we have been robbed by robbers......"

"I'm not a harassing call, I'm really a robber who has been robbed......"

"Woo woo, please believe me!"

“……”

Just when the bald head was crying and reporting the crime, Su Yi was already lying comfortably on the bed, entering the all-universe live broadcast system, and planning to change some red diamonds.

These robbers are really a godsend, and Su Yi wants to send them a pennant.

According to Su Yi's idea, gold is one of the most precious metals on the earth, and it should be able to be exchanged for some red diamonds.

"Drop-pure copper gold-plated chain, the value is infinitely close to 0......"

What？

Hearing the sound of the system, Su Yi was instantly dumbfounded, damn this robber is too poor, even the gold chain is fake!

"Drop - 2.1 gram yellow gold ring, worth 0.000000001 red diamond!"

The gold ring is real, but seeing the long string of 0s behind the decimal point, Su Yi couldn't help but doubt life a little, and his eyes were about to pop out!