Chapter 015: Kaka cashes in and dances

2005-06 UEFA Champions Cup Team of the Year.

Buffon, Maldini, Puyol, Delas, Ronaldinho, Kaka, Gilberto, Zhirkov, Gerrard, Zoyang, Shevchenko, Eto'o.

The flowers are similar every year, but the people are different every year. Five of last year's best players are back this year, but I don't know what the list will look like at this time next year. In the subsequent draw for the new season, it was announced that the new Champions League had kicked off.

When the results of the group draw came out, Zhuo Yang smiled, and AC Milan also smiled.

AC Milan have been placed in Group H, with two old rivals in the UEFA Cup that Zhuo Yang met two years ago, Ligue 1 Lille and AEK Athens, and Belgium Anderlecht, both of which are not too strong opponents, and the situation is very ideal.

Defending champions Madiborg have not had such good luck, as they are in Group G with old rivals Arsenal, former European champions Porto and dark horses CSKA Moscow.

Barcelona and Chelsea were in the same group, and no one in the room would be surprised, only the two families were tired for a while, they knew each other more than their own daughters-in-law, Terry closed his eyes and knew which way Ronaldinho's buckteeth were coming, and Puyol turned his back to know what Ribery was trying to.

Piggy Schweinsteiger can finally breathe a sigh of relief and no longer have to see the stinky face of his second brother in the group stage for three consecutive years. On the first two occasions, Bayern and Juventus were like a date as promised, and they were dependent on each other in the Champions League group stage. This time, Bayern Munich and Inter Milan are in the same group, if it weren't for Juventus being relegated and losing the qualification for this season's Champions League, they would still not have missed the contract, and the little pig and the second brother would have to continue to be the front.

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As the last event of the Champions League awards weekend, it is naturally the annual UEFA Super Cup, which is also the most important thing for Zhuo Yang.

Having stood at the Stade Louis II for the third year in a row, having won the UEFA Cup twice and the Super Cup twice, Madibo will face Sevilla, the new UEFA Cup winners.

Serie A has not yet started, but other leagues have been rekindled, and the Bundesliga has played the first three rounds. However, Madiburg's performance in the new season has disappointed his fans a bit, drawing three in a row in the first three rounds, and the opponents are not strong teams such as Baiyunsihan.

In fact, before the start of the season, in the German Super Cup re-established by the German Football Association this year, Madiburg simply lost Bayern Munich 1:4 in 90 minutes, leaving everyone silent.

Like the previous two times, it was still the League Cup champion who defeated the Champions Cup champion, Zhuo Yang teamed up with Piggy, Grandpa, Scar, and Butcher, five people in the stands, and witnessed the 0:3 defeat of his old club Madiburg to Sevilla.

In the summer, the three main players of Zhuo Yang, Khedira and Grosso were gone, and Klopp still lined up in a 4-4-2 regular formation, replacing the three with Ibisevic and Schaefer, as well as the new signing, Marchisio from Juventus. The other positions are all old men from last season, Troll, Bacchus, Grenade, Prouss, Rock, Westerman, Scrapwood, and Heroes.

However, the mature Sevilla are clearly stronger than they were when they met in the group stage of the UEFA Cup two years ago, with Brazilian midfielder Renato opening the scoring in the opening seven minutes before former star Canute widened the gap at the end of the day.

In the second half, Uncle Scumbag successively replaced Debich, Barnetta, and Helmers to give it a go, and the Madiburg people never lacked courage. However, Sevilla withstood the counterattack of the Madiburg with their well-known rough and killing defense, and the yellow card was 1:7 at half-time. The Sevillans are smart and the seven yellow cards were distributed among the seven players, which shows that it has become a systematic tactic for them.

In the 90th minute, Maresca scored on a counterattack, Sevilla 3:0.

The brothers sighed in the stands, Madiburg is not bad from the card, but the players are still confused, and they don't know what to do after the situation is blocked. Uncle Scum's new tactics are also being run-in. The post-Zhuoyang era was far more difficult than the people of Madibao originally thought.

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A few days after returning to Italy, Zhuo Yang went on to compete with AC Milan in an outlandish match, the TIM Cup Triangle.

This tournament has a history of more than ten years, and it is the traditional pre-season warm-up match for the top three in the north, Inter Milan and Juventus. It's weird to say because this game is played in a half-time single round-robin format. Half of the pitch was played between the two sides, like a triangle, and the penalty kick was taken directly after the 45-minute draw.

It is a bit witty to say that it can be held again this year, because Juventus has been relegated to the second division and the main framework has fallen apart. And the biggest driving force behind all this, Milan chose to protect himself in this series of filth, and it does not look like it is in the same boat as Juventus.

In terms of attitude, the top three in the north should have completely fallen out because of this 'phone gate', and they still kicked an eggplant in the triangle? But it was held as it always was, and unlike in other cities in previous years, it was opened in San Siro this year. Therefore, the affairs of these three families can never only look at the surface, the water inside is deep.

The Euro 2008 qualifiers have already been re-ignited this week, with a number of internationals missing from all three teams. In the first 45 minutes, AC Milan came from behind to beat Inter Milan 2-1.

Argentine efficiency striker Cruz received a long pass from Recoba, leaned against Maldini with his body and forced a shot into the goal. After Cruz and Crespo missed an empty goal in the face of AC Milan's poor backline, in the 32nd minute, Kaka passed through and Favali cut in from a small angle to equalize the score. Three minutes later, Zhuo Yang sent a tearing pass, Borriello took the ball with his back and shook twice in a row to get rid of Marino, turned and swept with his left foot from 8 meters in front of the goal, the ball hit the right post and bounced into the net, Milan won 2-1.

In this kind of competition, everyone is inevitably a little inappropriate, and the purpose of the game is slightly stronger. Kaka was reluctant to rush to the front to break the goal, and Zhuo Yang made several good balls for him were deliberately given by Kaka to Borriello or the second team youngster Lunatti, which made Zhuo Yang roll his eyes, and Kaka snickered a little proudly.

In the second 45 minutes, Juventus beat Inter Milan on penalties, so that the third half became 45 minutes for AC Milan and Juventus to compete for the title.

The old baton Costacuta can be paired with Brocki in the back, and it is conceivable that this kind of game is indeed not completely serious, and AC Milan have arranged five youth team youngsters to appear in the past two 45 minutes. However, from Zhuo Yang's point of view, these giants are not better than the demons in Madiburg, but there is not much to praise, only the French little black Aubameyang, who has only joined for a few days, seems to have some bright spots.

Bonella was teased by Nedved like a dog in a hurry to find its own tail, and Salayeta took the opportunity to score the first goal for Juventus.

It wasn't until the 26th minute that Zhuo Yang and Kaka, who had had enough, teamed up with Seedorf to play a delicate three-man combination, and the Juventus backline was wiped out, and Zhuo Yang stepped on the heel of the small penalty area line to score an empty goal.

In return for the favor, Zhuo Yang also sent a nanny assist for Seedorf in the 40th minute, not because he didn't want to give Kaka, and Milan overtook the score 2:1.

The game went into stoppage time, and the first championship of the AC Milan season was about to arrive, and the stubborn Zhuo Yang forcibly gave Kaka a penalty area to face the goalkeeper after three consecutive years, and Kaka, who was unwilling to shoot, hesitated a little and was brought down by Billindeli.

"Zhuo Yang, you will take the penalty?" Kaka smiled wryly.

"Come less, are you still going to be shameless?" Zhuo Yang resolutely stopped Kaka from cheating. "If you want to gamble, you have to admit defeat, don't come with me."

"Guanxi, why don't you punish you?" Kaka pinned his hopes on Seedorf again. Seedorf is the player with the most Champions League titles in football today, and the nickname Guanxi is in the team.

"I'm not involved in the business of the two of you." Seedorf also enjoyed the excitement.

Under Zhuo Yang's repeated urging, even the referee couldn't stand it, and in desperation, Kaka could only take a penalty. I didn't think it would be foolproof, but I pushed the middle and rolled into the goal smoothly, and Juventus youth goalkeeper Benalti flew to the left like a fool.

After the goal, Kaka abandoned his trademark two-finger prayer celebration, and instead danced a big mom dance, a mix of disco and yangge with a sad face and twisting his ass.

Last season, he met Zhuo Yang in the Champions League final, and Kaka lost the bet, owing Zhuo Yang a public square dance. Shirk and shirk, I really can't deny it today, and I was pressed by Zhuo Yang on the bench in the locker room and threatened to promise: I will jump when I score today.

Dancing like a jade and a kaka-like figure in front of 40,000 fans and camera cameras is even more gimmicky than AC Milan's victory in the TIM Cup triangle.