The little bell took away the food box that Yun Ye brought, and took away Yun Ye's apologies for yesterday's faux pas.

Bell was full of good feelings for Yun Ye, and felt that this reading man was very good, not only let himself eat secretly without telling others, but also took the initiative to carry the black pot, today's fish is really delicious!

Seeing the little palace maid leave, Yun Ye smiled very cheaply, and even a little sinister. It is a good idea to conquer a person starting from her stomach, and this applies not only to men but also to women. The culinary experience summed up by China for 5,000 years is always so strong in combat, and Yun Ye firmly believes that the home-cooked food he makes will definitely conquer Li Anlan's stomach.

Li Chengqian followed Yun Ye's gaze, only saw a few vigorous old pines, and didn't understand why he had hysteria. Scratching his head, he ignored him, sat down in his seat and began to eat. He always felt that today's food was much less, and he was relatively hungry, everyone's food in the royal family was rationed, not the casual waste of big fish and meat at every meal as the legend said, the palace maids may steal food, but they will never dare to steal the food of my dignified prince, that will kill you. Yun Ye's plate was piled high, more than his two, needless to say, it was this guy who got my food on his own plate. Some sad and angry, and some helpless, a prince stealing the food of the heir of the empire will make the people laugh to death, and it will be recorded in history for thousands of years. Li Chengqian had no choice but to knock out his teeth and swallow them in his stomach, and at the same time decided that Yun Ye would sue An Lan if he didn't feed his stomach after the meal, and Yun Ye was actually a villain.

Before eating, the chamberlain rushed to say that Niangniang, Prince Xuan and the Marquis of Lantian went to the Ganlu Hall to see the driver.

I don't know what the reason is, but the Ganlu Hall is the emperor's study, where to meet, wouldn't you have to face the most terrifying two people in history? Could it be that it has something to do with the sixth-grade official Dou Zhong I saw this morning? I'm not your minister in charge of the central government, I'm just a little person who is a mess, if you have something to do, you look for Fang Xuanling, Du Ruhui, the famous Fang Mou Du You don't look for it, so what do I want. Yun Ye was slandered in his heart, and he didn't dare to have a trace of slowness under his feet. Li Chengqian smiled sinily and opened the way in front, he liked to see Yun Ye helpless in front of his father and mother.

There is also a big kang coiled in the Ganlu Palace, and the bamboo mat is covered with thick felt, and then there are two layers of plush blankets, and people will sink half of their buttocks when they sit down. In front of Li Er, there was a square table one meter square, on which five or six dishes were placed. Yun Ye looked familiar, a piece of Mao's braised pork, a piece of shredded bamboo shoot fungus, a bowl of dried vegetables with the red skin facing up on the plate, and a stewed pig's trotter with soybeans on it. It's just that where is the chicken? Oh no, isn't this five of the six dishes I made last night? Didn't you let the bell send it to Li Anlan? How could it be at Li Er's table?

"Doesn't that sound familiar?" Li Er dug a spoonful of soybeans in the pig's trotter soup and chewed it slowly, it seems that he is a eater, the soybeans in the pig's trotter soup taste the most mellow, the essence of the pig's trotters is all in it, and when he takes a bite of the soft and rosin, he immediately found the quasi-fateful door.

"Xiao Chen was rude to the princess unintentionally yesterday, and when he returned home, he was full of remorse, and he didn't know how to make amends, the four walls of the house were empty, and he only had a hand in cooking, so he made a few dishes and gave them to Princess Anlan, hoping to calm her anger and reduce the guilt in the minister's heart."

"Yes, the lie is of a high level, worthy of being a disciple of a master outside the world, and you are exonerated from the crime of sending food to the palace for no reason, how do you explain this thing?" Li Er grabbed a silver cake from the kang and threw it over, five taels, and the inscription made by Yunfu on it was clearly legible.

Empress Changsun sat next to Li Erbu and gave Li Erbu vegetables, and she didn't see Yun Ye as if she had nothing, so she put a chopstick of bamboo shoots and shredded fungus meat on Li Er's dinner plate and said: "You taste this dish, it is very strong, and it is a shame that he can find fresh bamboo shoots in winter." ”…,

O robbers! The dishes I gave to your daughter, seeing that the eunuch had no roots and no bottom and was rewarded with a few taels of silver, all of which were plundered by your husband and wife, there is no reason, I sent food to the palace, or food, why did I violate the king's law, is there any reason for this? Thinking about it in a blink of an eye, this is not the future generation, it seems that Li Erma's words are the king's law, and there is really no reason now. The matter of bribing the eunuch to inquire about Li Anlan has to be explained.

"The minister got up in less than four watches this morning, lest the princess blame him, and when he met the chamberlain who led the way, he inquired a few more words about Princess Anlan's preferences, and was ready to do what he liked.

"Father, Lantian Hou inadvertently offended Sister An Lan yesterday and felt remorseful, and yesterday in the children's palace he said that he would make amends, and he also asked the inner servant about his sister's preferences, and asked his father to spare him once for the sake of his sincerity." Li Chengqian is a good brother in the end, although he is a little shameless on weekdays, he is still a brother at a critical juncture.

The two biggest landlords and landlords in the Tang Dynasty didn't look at the two brothers standing on the ground, you take a bite, I eat very comfortably, and I appreciate Yun Ye's craftsmanship while eating. Li Er seemed to like pork very much, chewing a large piece of buckle meat in his mouth and nodding his head. Seeing that the atmosphere was a little relaxed, Yun Ye had the courage to introduce the characteristics of each dish one by one. Empress Changsun listened very carefully, and occasionally asked a few questions. Yun Ye and Li Chengqian secretly looked at each other and smiled, it seems that they can get over today.

"You and your master are like father and son, why did you turn his bones into ashes and scatter them into the river, leaving no room for future generations to worship?" Li Er was full of wine and food, rinsed his mouth, took a sip of tea and asked Yun Ye.

"Dust to dust to dust, where to come from, where to go, the master often says that since the red stripes come, they must go to the stripes, I have grown up, the master in the world of the last little concern is gone, the minister obeyed his will to let him return to heaven and earth, the image remains in my heart." When you have the answer, you know he's going to ask.

"This is a high-ranking behavior, walking cleanly and thoroughly, leaving no trouble. Today, you tell me honestly, how is Bai Yujing, will it pose a threat to my Datang, and now you are also a member of Datang, one is prosperous, one is lost, you answer carefully. Li Er talked for the first time in front of Yun Ye from the position of an accomplice.

"Your Majesty can completely think that Bai Yujing and the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea, the Lingxiao Treasure Hall above the Nine Heavens is the same thing, as far as Xiao Chen guessed, Bai Yujing is a spiritual realm, not a real place, someone has flown to the nine heavens, and there are no immortals running around between the white clouds, the Tianchi of the West Queen Mother is on Kunlun Mountain, it will take a few years to arrive, in addition to the ice and snow on it is a big lake, it is so cold that he can't breathe, Xiao Chen doesn't believe that there is anything that can survive in that environment all year round, what a flower that is not thanked at all times, and there are not even a few weeds. When I think of it, I regret where to play. Yun Ye smiled secretly in his heart, Tianchi, I have been to three, the volcanic lake in the northeast, the Tianchi in the Tianshan Mountains, and the Tianchi in Tibet, to be honest, if you remove all kinds of tourist facilities, it will be a goddamn wilderness, and you don't know your feet when you climb the mountain, and it will be a big loss to run up to take a look at the blue lake. When you go down the mountain, you still have a hard mouth, and you give others a meal according to the beautiful scenery you imagined, and you don't want others to have a good time if you suffer a loss. One of my buddies was fooled by me, and he almost strangled me when he came back. When others asked about the harvest of this trip, his intoxicated description made me hate my lack of language.

The expressions of Li Er's family of three now are very similar to when I couldn't answer the questions in class, dazed, staring at a pair of ignorant eyes and stunned.

"Can a man fly in the sky? Have you ever been to the Heavenly Pond of the Queen Mother of the West? "Very good, Yun Ye found that he was a master of changing the topic, and suddenly shifted from where is the master to the simple popular science question of whether people can fly, coughed lightly, and looked like a museum docent, which made the three members of the Li family awe-inspired. …,

"Have you ever seen a Kong Ming lantern?"

"That's for blessings, of course I've seen it, saying that people fly to the sky, don't talk about it." Li Er's face twitched slightly.

"Your Majesty, that person flew to the sky on a Kong Ming lantern,"

"Nonsense, whose Kongming lantern can fly with people." Li Er jumped down from the kang with a bang, staring at Yun Ye with vicious eyes, if there was no reasonable explanation, Yun Ye would die today more ugly than a pig.

His Majesty listened to the minister's words. Do you see that a two-foot square Kong Ming lantern can bring candles or cotton wool into the air? ”

"That's right, the child let go of a three-foot-sized Kong Ming lantern last year, and even took away the oil bowl, which is enough for three taels." Li Chengqian was on the side to help.

"Thank you, Your Royal Highness the Prince, you are right, since the three-foot Kong Ming lantern can carry three or two heavy objects, then the Kong Ming lantern ten times larger than it can carry ten times the weight? If the firepower is increased, wouldn't it be easy for a 30-foot ball to carry a person weighing 100 pounds? The minister sat on this thing, and spewed flames with fierce fire oil underneath, blowing the hot gas into the big ball. People sit in a big basket made of bamboo, drifting in the sky with the wind, the clouds are full of water vapor, people are soaked through the clouds, the sky is so cold, you have to wear a fur coat to stand up in the summer. The people on the earth have become the size of ants, and the city is the size of a kang table. If you like to wait for the minister to find a suitable cotton cloth, let's make one. "There was no chemical fiber in the Tang Dynasty, so I don't know if there is a material that is strong, sealed and fireproof.

Li Erma sat back on the kang and crossed his legs, his mind was stirring up, why? How is it that no one has tried such a simple thing? It has been almost 400 years since Zhuge Kongming of the Three Kingdoms invented Kongming lanterns, has no one thought so? Fly to the sky! What a feat this is, even if it is dangerous, under the temptation of such great fame and fortune, there is not a single dead man? Could it be that it is really like Cheng Biting Jin and saying Yun Ye, this is an extremely smart boy, my Datang is not without such a smart teenager, and some even surpass Yun Ye, but why can his whimsical ideas emerge endlessly? The simple method of making salt, the simple frying of steel, the simple blood-killing life, the simple iron stove actually created an industry, the simple honeycomb coal, plus the loess turned into firewood, even the pork that is so simple today that it is forgotten by the upper class of the Tang Dynasty will be so delicious. There are too few simple methods like my Datang, what will become of the Tang Dynasty if there are a hundred and ten Yunye Datang? Turning simple into not simple, easy to say, difficult to do, what kind of exquisite heart and liver is needed, what kind of freak is this!

Li Erda was hit hard, and the arrogant personality he had cultivated over the years was defeated in front of Yun Ye, he didn't have the heart to pursue Yun Ye's bribery of the chamberlain, nor did he have the heart to pursue Yun Ye's decision to soak in her daughter, now he just wants to quietly sort out his thoughts and re-establish his lofty mentality, without which he can't be an emperor. He waved his hand to let Yun Ye and the prince retreat, and lay on the kang without saying a word.

Empress Changsun saw all the situation just now, gently rubbed Li Er's temples, and waited for her husband to sort out his thoughts and become a high emperor again.

"Guanyin, what is wrong with us? Are we stupid or is this kid too smart? Li Er asked the queen in confusion.

"Second brother, you think badly, that kid has grown up in a group of weirdos since he was a child, maybe he grew up in a group of masters since he was a child, he is well-informed, and the education he received since childhood is completely different from that of Cheng Qian. Even nonsense is schoolwork, so it's not surprising that there are minds beyond the ordinary. However, the concubine was not worried that he would be out of line. The queen's words lifted Li Er's spirits, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Boy, if you want to marry my daughter, it's not that simple." ”

This is the greatest ability today, Yun Ye is here to kneel and beg for collection, 100,000 clicks are less than 2,000 collections It's too miserable, begging brothers and sisters to help, thank you again.