My name is Wang Er, and in the past month, Brother Jiang Xu has led us to hunt fierce beasts around the edge of the Dark Forest. Brother Jiang Xu is really outrageously strong, the twelve-year-old martial artist Three Realms and Seven Spirits Spiritual Cultivation, it seems that I want to catch up with Miss Yueyao is far away. The reason why I recognize Jiang Xu as my eldest brother is to follow him to kill more third-order demon beasts, so that I can get the essence of the demon beasts and go to the academy in exchange for contribution points, for this reason, I not only became a licking dog, but also betrayed the temperament, and now the little seventh sister who has admired me for many years has also begun to despise me.

Hmph! The road to cultivating immortals is bumpy, and if I lack strength, of course, I have to be a dog.

Whenever Brother Jiang Xu kills a demon beast, I always add him from all kinds of tricky angles, although Brother Jiang Xu's expression does not change, but he must be extremely useful in his heart, and he also makes a modest appearance to show me. Haha, sure enough, I love to pretend as much as I used to. I'm much better than you in this area, I promise to make you comfortable, when to lick and when to stop, and when to move some real feelings.

I perfected this theory when I was two years old, when I and my other two twin brothers grabbed milk to drink, just because I would cry and make my mother laugh, and finally I was chubby, my brother was hungry and became mentally retarded, and my mother happily said to me that my brother is really useless, fortunately my mother has loved you since childhood.

Now I cry and cry in front of Brother Jiang casually, and make up sad memories with him, he gave me all the fur, essence blood, and demon pills of the demon beast, hey, he thinks I'm pitiful, and I'm not looking at an idiot when I look at him.

Now, my backpack is full of good things, I said goodbye to everyone and left in style, with the contents of this bag and some personal accumulation, I can already be promoted to the orange robe disciple and go to the peak of life.

Everyone has their own way, my heavenly way is to lick and be licked, lick others I get treasures, be licked, I also take benefits.

It's just that I've been crying a lot lately, my eyes are a little swollen, and I can't see things clearly. I walked two miles leisurely, and in front of me I saw a beautiful woman with red lips and white teeth, and a white and tender face, but her chest was flat, and her face seemed to be smeared with some rouge. Haha, it seems that it must be because the poor breasts are not confident enough in themselves, and they are scribbled all over their faces, and they look miserable. Watch me blow her up and let her regain her confidence. The woman who dares to wander on the edge of the dark forest must be a master, and she will definitely be rewarded a lot.

I pretended to pass by by and exchanged pleasantries, listening to how the voice was a little rough, whether it was a cold, I didn't care. In a bold and unpretentious attitude, I inadvertently boasted about her beauty from all angles, only to see her face flushed, constantly prevaricating my praise. When I saw that her cheeks were flushed, and I wanted to refuse and welcome, and I thought that she was ripe, so I invited her to dinner.

I saw that she suddenly got angry and yelled: "Lao Tzu is bigger than yours!"

I was stunned, and suddenly realized, I was worried that I was older than me, but I didn't mind the love between sisters and brothers, and I couldn't lick the younger ones when I was a licking dog, so I confessed my heart directly.

She became more and more impatient and said, "I don't have that fetish. ”

I didn't know what was wrong, and I said anxiously: "We can have a relationship for a long time!"

I saw that this person suddenly showed the strength of Wuzong, and knocked me to the ground with a punch, I was very scared, thinking that I had licked too much, so I was going to be polite, I opened my mouth and asked, "Sister, have you eaten today?"

This person was completely annoyed and angry, and stepped on my little Wang Er, after more than a month, I let out a terrible scream again, my butt injury was not healed, and my little Wang Er was hit hard again, languishing, bleeding nonstop.

I cried and cried, feeling the sinister nature of the human world, thinking that Brother Jiang Xu was still kind, so I turned back to find my eldest brother, hoping that my eldest brother could help me take revenge!

As soon as I saw my eldest brother, I ran over and fell to the ground crying, and said, "Brother Jiang, my leg was injured, you must be the master of my younger brother!"

Everyone looked strange, only Brother Jiang looked at me seriously, I thought to myself that Brother Jiang is really a good person, now I can take revenge, but Brother Jiang said that I was lying.

I said I wasn't lying, but he got angry and said that I was running so fast that I had a leg injury.

I was in disbelief, I didn't expect that Brother Jiang, who I had always thought was kind-hearted, had become so vicious at this time, he knew what I was talking about, but he pretended not to understand, he was forcing me to take off my pants in front of two beautiful women! Hmph, even if I take off my pants, this person will definitely humiliate me in every way.

I felt like the sky was about to fall, and I thought to myself that I had given up my dignity and knelt down to beg you to be my eldest brother, but you treated me like this! The man has gold under his knees, and this is the hundredth and one time I have knelt down. Of course, my first 100 kneels were dedicated to my father, the first 99 times I was beaten by him, and the hundredth time I knelt down and begged him to stop beating me, and I have never knelt down and begged anyone since!

I thought to myself that you were unkind and unjust, and I will come to you for revenge when I return to the palace to cultivate Dacheng!

On the way back to the palace, I thought that cultivation was not my specialty, and if I wanted to take revenge through other ways, I still had to stick to my old path.

Not long after, I saw a seven or eight-year-old boy hunting under the escort of a group of bodyguards, and every time the child killed a wild beast, the people around him would let out bursts of praise about what master was really strong, much stronger than dog slaves.

I laughed, thinking to myself what a group of hillbillies I don't know where. Of course, children like to watch the gods fly around in the sky. I secretly thought that maybe I could show my strength a little, maybe I could become this young master's master, and thus establish my first power!

With my hands behind my back, I looked into the distance, constantly shuttling between the trees in front of the child, and every time I toed a little, I would appear on the branches of the trees ten meters away, walking leisurely, like a fish in water.

The crowd looked flat, and the child suddenly turned his head and walked back. I thought it was because I jumped too high and the kids didn't see it?

So I went back to the child and performed my secret technique: repeated horizontal jumps. I'm going to make people dizzy and unsteady when they walk.

The child shouted: "No one can pretend to be forced twice in front of me, give it to me!"

So the slaves who had just bowed their heads turned into martial arts masters, and in the midst of a burst of crying fathers and mothers, my other two legs were also disabled.

I stumbled, wandering around aimlessly, I had lost the direction of life, and suddenly a wild dog roared at me, I thought to myself, how can I be bullied by wild dogs!

But I've had enough, and I've made sure it's a beast, not a monster, and there's no powerful dog among the monsters.

I picked up the knife in my hand and cut off its dog head, and just as I was feeling that the revenge had been avenged, a ninth-order demon beast appeared, which was actually a distant cousin of the divine beast Tengu, and its son was the ordinary wild dog with the genetic mutation just now!

The ninth-order demon dog spat and struck my brain at the speed of light, and in the midst of the crisis, my nerve propagation speed exceeded the speed of light! Before I died, I thought: Lao Tzu is going to break out of the Three Realms!

The idea is unrealistic, but it is of epoch-making significance.