(hmm...... It's almost, I'll take a taxi home from work to write...... It's about a little bit more than a little bit to finish)

"Na... Shino-no-Tsuki-san... Is your Japanese kendo such a murderous thing? Cecilia slowly moved to the side of a girl with extra long hair.

According to the information, this girl was the uncrowned champion of the former junior kendo - if it weren't for her sister's inability to compete, the champion would have been hers. This.

"I remember watching TV with two people wearing wooden armor and swordsmanship to score points..."

What the hell are these two people in front of you?

No armor, high-speed dodge, each charge will step on a pit for the tatami mat on the ground, the bamboo sword is not a combat prop, but a complete consumable, every dozen sword body collisions will destroy a bamboo sword.

When the sword was swung, the sword body was always wrapped in a faint white mist.

Boy...

Cecilia has no teacher and can only say a good thing.

Are you slashing supersonic with your sword in the flesh?

Partially unfolded the components of his IS, and with the help of IS's sensors, Cecilia could barely see the movements of the two people.

It turns out that the two of you will still fight with your bare hands at the moment when the bamboo sword breaks? Cecilia felt that everyone present was probably the only one who could see the picture clearly.

Although it was only with the help of the high-speed camera of the body that it was played back at slow speed...

"Ahh Cecilia exclaimed.

"What's wrong?" Shinonokuru was curious to see what Cecilia saw.

"Just now... After the man and Oriban-sensei's sword collided and broke, the whip legs were pumped in pair, and then the two of them ran to the sideline with one foot and took out a new sword while rubbing the place where the collision occurred..."

Shinonoyuki couldn't help but grasp the hem of his skirt, and his face even flushed.

I really want to... Hit a round...

"The last bamboo sword, is it the other side..."Ian pulled out the bamboo sword from his bag on the sidelines and rushed back reflexively.

Swing your sword with all your might with one hand at ear level.

"Boom...", a shockwave visible to the naked eye erupted from the point where the sword blade collided, blowing the clothes of the onlookers and making the clothes of the onlookers hunt.

"Click!" The two bamboo swords broke at the same time, and coincidentally, the top of the bamboo sword that weaved a thousand winters fell softly on Ian's head.

"Huh...... I conceded it. "Oriban, Qiandong retracted the bamboo sword. He glanced back at the potholed dojo and the students who had run to the wall and wrapped themselves in a trembling huddle except for Shinonokuro and Cecilia, who had unfolded the IS. "Okay, after the show is over, let's go to rest."

“…… This...... The two of them are already physically able to fight IS......" Cecilia was still replaying the final slash. The velocity of the two sword tips is marked in blood red in the replay.

One at 1290 kilometers per hour and one at 1130 kilometers per hour......

"That man doesn't know...... But Sister Qiandong had the experience of using the cold weapon used by IS to suppress the rampage of a second-generation German military aircraft before. After such a long time, I don't think Sister Qiandong will regress. "Shinonoku, remembering the earlier years of Oriban's inadvertent complaints.

"The future is bleak...... Cecilia sighed. Hopefully tomorrow he will save me some face. ”

The two girls stood up, slapped their clothes, cleaned up the sawdust that had fallen on them, and returned to the dormitory with sore hands and feet.

And Ian and Oriban Chito are working hard to clean the half-scrapped dojo, at least to contain the broken bamboo sword, and repairing the tatami mat is not something that the two of them can do now.

After cleaning up the dojo, Ian went to the dormitory.

He took the key from the housekeeper, and to be honest, God knows what the school thought, and got Ian a room in the middle of the fifth floor.

No, it should be said that it is more normal for Ian to be arranged in the outermost bedroom like 101 on the first floor......

It's the most normal thing to arrange a boy's dormitory for teachers, right?

took the elevator to the fifth floor, stared at the fire evacuation map and found the location of his room, Ian walked to the location of his room with his eyes closed and only by hearing, took out the key to open the door, entered the door, closed the door, and opened his eyes in one go.

The girls outside are dressed coolly, and they always feel that they will be broken by their wives when they walk over with their eyes open......

Well, double standard room, wardrobe, desk, TV, computer, air conditioning, refrigerator are all available, and the decoration is no worse than the average five-star hotel.

Full of dog style.

Listening to the sound of water in the bathroom, it seems that his roommate ......

The sound of water in the bathroom

The sound of water in the room

The sound of water

The sound of water

Hydroacoustics

sound

Ian suddenly felt a tightness in his chest.

Gan ...... There are pits everywhere.

"Huh? Are you my roommate? I'm the Basket of the Silk, and I'm ...... Ale? Shinonoki was about to push open the bathroom door, but Ian held the door down and didn't let her pull it open.

"Don't come out first, I'll go out first." Ian turned and pushed the door open, and was watched as monkeys by a group of coolly dressed students.

MMP Oh......

The brain quantum wave was connected to VEDA and retrieved the real-time monitoring inside the enterprise.

Sure enough, Linda Miri and the others were rolling on the floor with laughter......

"Eh, look...... His eyes seem to glow, eh......"

"Really...... It's still golden......"

……

Gan ...... Forget that brain quantum waves make eyes glow.

Hearing the chatter, Ian cut off the brain quantum waves, blinking his eyes back to their normal blue.

"The blue ones look good, too!"

Thank you so much......

The corners of Ian's mouth twitched, what kind of mood is this, and there is still a little happiness in MMP?

"Come in." Shinonoki finally changed his clothes and opened the door.

I said...... Is this school dormitory so tight that there is no room in it? Ian only felt tired, this first day of college life simply made people fill up their blood pressure at both ends, and they had both special treatment and no special treatment for their special case.

The uniforms were thought of, the IS was thought of, the seats were thought of, and the dormitories were forgotten......

"Are you unhappy about sharing a bedroom with me?" Although Shinonokusu is also a little unhappy about being roommates with strange boys. But why did you say it first? Are you unhappy living with a big beauty like yourself?

"Men and women are not allowed to share the same house after the age of seven."

"What year of the old yellow calendar are you talking about?"

Oh woman, you said this sentence in the original work.

"Anyway, let's make do tonight, and I'll go find a school tomorrow to change dormitories." Ian scratched his head.

"Improvised?" Shinonokuru walked up to Ian and put his hands on his shoulders. "Sure enough, you're still dissatisfied! It's really right to be a roommate with me! ”

"I'm sleeping naked." Ian didn't bother to lift his eyelids.

"Naked...... Sleeping naked? Shinono's face turned red instantly.

Why do you have to repeat it three times...... Is there something important to emphasize three times?

“BAKA！ H！ Perverted! It's unbelievable! ”

This sounds familiar...... This sense of déjà vu is strong to a certain extent......

It seems that a few years ago, a girl with red hair and red hair ornaments also pointed to her nose and said to herself.

To Asuka in another world, you have a textbook tsundere successor.

(At this time, Asuka who was making up lessons by her own mother, Kyoko Zeppelin, was making up for her own mother in the EVA world.) Glancing around vigilantly, Rei Ayanami next to her also raised her head and looked at her with an inexplicable face.

"Someone is ruining my reputation!" Asuka swears. ）

"Heavenly punishment!" Shinonokuro pulled the wooden knife out of his bag, jumped high, and swung it down with all his might.

Ian came back from his trance, and found that there was still a pink lace hanging on the knife body**, by the way, the young lady in the nightdress in front of you, you are gone......

For a moment, Ian hesitated, not knowing whether to catch the slash or not.

"Forget it, it hurts." Ian clasped his hands together above his head.

The gorgeous one just leaked the wooden knife.

Don't get angry, don't get angry......

Campus Comedy......

Comfort yourself at high speed.

Tian Linggai was hit with a wooden knife by "Duang".

**It also slipped to the tip of Ian's nose in a particularly appropriate way.

Killing people is not enough...... Don't play me, okay......

Ian watched helplessly as he screamed and threw away the wooden knife, and ran to the corner of the wall with his ** in his arms.

And the sound of the shutter coming from the door......

Ian closed the door expressionlessly, glancing at the bathroom.

Wait a minute......

I turned my head in the direction of the bathroom and made sure that I had seen the bathroom.

What about the toilet?

Why are there only two washbasins, bathtubs and showers?

Why is there no toilet in such a bathroom of nearly ten square meters?

What the hell is this design?

Is the dormitory designer of this academy a pig?

Did you deliberately install such a one-meter-long small family-style bathtub at the location of the toilet?

Turning his head, the bedroom is luxurious and atmospheric, and then turning his head, the small bathtub can only stand in the shower room of one person, two washbasins about sixty centimeters deep and one meter wide, and the mirror that can't see his face when he stands straight...... doesn't look like a little family.

Then again...... What should I do if I need to go to the toilet?

Ian only felt a pain in his chest, didn't he...... This kind of pit person who pees and farts at is too low-level, right?

Vasti-san...... What are you looking at? "Put away your underwear and tidy up your manners.

"I'm wondering where the closest bathroom I can use is here."

"That...... There is a communal toilet on the left and right sides of each floor...... Not right......"

"yes, can I use it?" Ian sighed. Although as long as you say hello to the girls at this level and give up part of your sense of morality, you can solve it smoothly.

For example, make a small prop and put it at the gate before going to the toilet every time, and ask a girl to make sure that there is no one in the public bathroom before going in to avoid almost all embarrassment.

But I always feel like I'm fucking up......

It seems that a few years ago, a girl with red hair and red hair ornaments also pointed to her nose and said to herself. To Asuka in another world, you have a textbook tsundere successor.

(At this time, Asuka who was making up lessons by her own mother, Kyoko Zeppelin, was making up for her own mother in the EVA world.) Glancing around vigilantly, Rei Ayanami next to her also raised her head and looked at her with an inexplicable face.

"Someone is ruining my reputation!" Asuka swears. ）

"Heavenly punishment!" Shinonokuro pulled the wooden knife out of his bag, jumped high, and swung it down with all his might.

Ian came back from his trance, and found that there was still a pink lace hanging on the knife body**, by the way, the young lady in the nightdress in front of you, you are gone......

For a moment, Ian hesitated, not knowing whether to catch the slash or not.

"Forget it, it hurts." Ian clasped his hands together above his head.

The gorgeous one just leaked the wooden knife.

Don't get angry, don't get angry......

Campus Comedy......

Comfort yourself at high speed.

Tian Linggai was hit with a wooden knife by "Duang".

**It also slipped to the tip of Ian's nose in a particularly appropriate way.

Killing people is not enough...... Don't play me, okay......

Ian watched helplessly as he screamed and threw away the wooden knife, and ran to the corner of the wall with his ** in his arms.

And the sound of the shutter coming from the door......

Ian closed the door expressionlessly, glancing at the bathroom.

Wait a minute......

I turned my head in the direction of the bathroom and made sure that I had seen the bathroom.

What about the toilet?

Why are there only two washbasins, bathtubs and showers?

Why is there no toilet in such a bathroom of nearly ten square meters?

What the hell is this design?

Is the dormitory designer of this academy a pig?

Did you deliberately install such a one-meter-long small family-style bathtub at the location of the toilet?

Turning his head, the bedroom is luxurious and atmospheric, and then turning his head, the small bathtub can only stand in the shower room of one person, two washbasins about sixty centimeters deep and one meter wide, and the mirror that can't see his face when he stands straight...... doesn't look like a little family.

Then again...... What should I do if I need to go to the toilet?

Ian only felt a pain in his chest, didn't he...... This kind of pit person who pees and farts at is too low-level, right?

Vasti-san...... What are you looking at? "Put away your underwear and tidy up your manners.

"I'm wondering where the closest bathroom I can use is here."

"That...... There is a communal toilet on the left and right sides of each floor...... Not right......"

"yes, can I use it?" Ian sighed. Although as long as you say hello to the girls at this level and give up part of your sense of morality, you can solve it smoothly.

For example, make a small prop and put it at the gate before going to the toilet every time, and ask a girl to make sure that there is no one in the public bathroom before going in to avoid almost all embarrassment.

But I always feel like I'm fucking up......

"yes, can I use it?" Ian sighed. Although as long as you say hello to the girls at this level and give up part of your sense of morality, you can solve it smoothly. For example, make a small prop and put it at the gate before going to the toilet every time, and ask a girl to make sure that there is no one in the public bathroom before going in to avoid almost all embarrassment.

But I always feel like I'm fucking up......

"yes, can I use it?" Ian sighed. Although as long as you say hello to the girls at this level and give up part of your sense of morality, you can solve it smoothly. For example, make a small prop and put it at the gate before going to the toilet every time, and ask a girl to make sure that there is no one in the public bathroom before going in to avoid almost all embarrassment. But I always feel like I'm fucking up......