Chapter 258: When the car, wine, and microphone are all in his hands....
"Hold it in his hand hey!!!!!!"
"Poof!"
Hearing Fang Ran's loud roaring singing, Fang Shu caused a mouthful of Xuanmai sweet orange to squirt out!
Then he hurriedly wiped his mouth, and looked at Fang Ran inexplicably in shock!
it! "Horse Pole" ?!?
Turns out I still have this kind of prairie song in my speaker!?
At the same time, on the Veuve Clicquot Boulevard, everyone heard a wild music from the horse-drawn carriage that was galloping on the road at an abnormal speed!
The rhythm is strong, infectious, and the maximum volume looks hilarious!
Countless handsome men and women are in an involuntary cheering mood, no way, you see someone driving a carriage up more than a hundred miles on the side of the road, and there is also a DJ singing and whistling past, and you are the same.
This is the case at the moment.,I don't know how much I drove a luxury car and rested on the side of the road, and my sister's son-in-law raised his sunglasses slightly.,Marvelously whistling at this scene.,And then followed up.,My sister didn't put it anymore.,Turn on the speaker music and follow!
Then there are one and there are two, and more and more people follow the car to go to the theater!
So the scene suddenly became weird.
On Kaige Avenue, the motorcycles and police cars of the traffic police brigade are desperately chasing behind, and then in the middle are all kinds of luxury car owners who are not afraid of your traffic police penalties.
The most terrifying thing is that at the front, a two-horse carriage is racing all the way, and there is a huge volume playing "Horse Pole", and everyone can clearly hear the heart-rending singing of the god man in the carriage from the car!
"Give me a white cloud~~~ a white imagination!! Give me a gust of wind ~ blow away the potpourri !!! ”
Ah~ I feel it, I feel it!
I feel like I'm already on fire!
This moment!
There is no one to stop me anymore .... Belch!!
Fang Ran was completely intoxicated with his singing, and he felt that the self who let go of his voice, held the reins, and sang hi songs at this moment was the most shining star in the mouth of the alley!
And Fang Shu on the side looked at Fang Ran, who was howling at the moment, with an expression that was about to cry.
Elder brother! Elder brother! Can't I call you brother!?
Let's stop singing, okay?
You said you wanted to sing a song, but you just pulled your throat at the maximum volume, and chose a song with a weird style like "Horse Pole"!
Do you know how many people are taking pictures of us with their phones right now!?
Fang Shu made me feel like my mind was exploding, I could only hold the flag and the handrail, trembling and huddled in the co-pilot's seat to look at the Soul Singer Ran holding the reins, looking at this SSR who was completely drunk and playing drunk, posed, shook the long flowing hair that pretended to be himself, and raised the microphone again!
"Give me an encounter~~In Qingqing's pasture~~You are in my heart~~"
"The Most Beautiful Cloud !!!"
Burst!
Feeling a mouthful of old blood spurting out 120 miles, the magician grabbed the handrail and shouted:
"Isn't this the most fucking dazzling national style!!
"Ah, these two songs have one author... Belch! ”
Fang Ran replied casually sprinkling water during the interval of panting.
One of God's sisters... Bah... Singer!
"The carriage ahead! You're speeding! Please stop now! Stop now!! ”
Behind came the warning sound of the traffic police comrades holding loudspeakers, but ...
Completely covered by "Horse Pole"...
The traffic police comrade holding the loudspeaker couldn't help but laugh and cry, feeling that this was the most ridiculous and difficult task he had ever worked on for so many years.
Catch up on the avenue with a horse-drawn carriage that has soared 120 miles and plays "Horse Pole" at a loud volume...
The most fucking thing is that they can't catch up with that racing bastard!
"Xiao Fang! Small square! Stop! ”
"The endless wilderness wanders with you~~ Your heart is as wide as the earth~~~"
it, sing it back seamlessly!?
"That's not right! Listen to people!! There are traffic police chasing us!! ”
Fang Shuji first listened to Fang Ran singing back from "The Most Dazzling National Style" without any sense of disobedience, and was stunned, and then came back to his senses and shouted angrily!
"Don't worry! They can't catch up with my sons of the wind! ”
Fang Ran also shouted in reply, then took a deep breath, ready to sing the climax part!
But just as he was about to speak, he suddenly frowned, and that classic question lingered back in his mind again!
Well?
Fang Ran always felt that his music was still not burning enough! Not enough blood!
There's something missing in his music that hits the soul!
But what's missing?
"Isn't the point there? And the goddamn Sons of the Wind! ”
Prompt the little assistant alchemist snorted angrily at him.
Looking at the banner in the hand of the magic envoy, Fang Ran had an epiphany in an instant, he immediately understood that at this moment, he was obviously at the peak of his own power, what was still missing!
He dragged the banner of the magician!
"! What are you doing! ”
Fang Shuji watched with a shocked expression as Fang Ran took away his flag, and suddenly had a super bad feeling in his heart!
Holding the banner of the magician, Fang Ran directly pulled out a piece of women's underwear from his chest [Chuangpai] and tied it to the top!
Then he held the microphone in one hand, the flag and reins in the other, and the flag with women's underwear tied to the top waved in the wind, and the two gloomy horses galloped and neighed, the wind whistled and the crowd watched!
At this moment, the mighty one is like a general who has returned to the city in triumph!
Fang Ran took a deep breath, feeling that he had been completely consummated at this moment, standing at his peak!
Then the musical accompaniment reached its climax, and he held up the microphone and waved a flag hanging from her underwear, singing with a voice that could be heard by the whole street!
"The man of the grass horse, you wave your bra~~ Galloping horse, you are like a base!!"
Sorcerer: "Poof!!!!!! ”
Traffic police comrades: "Poof!!!!!! ”
Handsome men and beautiful passers-by: "Poof!!!!!! ”
The maximum volume of the top speaker, this moment!
The people of the entire Avenue of Triumph all felt that their souls were pierced by this song!
I don't know how many people holding their mobile phones have been stunned by this song!
Can you imagine, you are shopping in the afternoon, and then suddenly there is a person playing a hi song at the same volume as a concert, while singing 'the man of the grass horse, you wave your bra', while personally demonstrating waving a flag with a bra, and then racing a carriage of more than 120 miles, sneaking the traffic police and running over!
Can you imagine how fucked up that is!!
At this moment, such a scene is being staged on the Avenue of Veuve Clicquot!
Many luxury car drivers who followed behind sprayed directly and almost hit the guardrail next to them!
And the leading carriage at the front is because Fang Ran sings affectionately, and the most important thing is that the magic makes it possible to avoid control without the flag!
Straight tail flick and hit the guardrail!
The real thing is on your back!
Fortunately, there were no other vehicles nearby, and after listening to Fang Ran's singing, the magic energy value was exhausted, and he felt that he might be completely unable to collapse in the carriage, and burst into tears.
Oh my God, it's finally stopped, this... Take a small square car...
It's no longer a matter of violating the rules and not violating them.
...
It's terrible!
Then the magician suddenly thought that the traffic police were still behind, and he had to run quickly!
Countless people around exclaimed, and they all took out their mobile phones and started shooting.
Fortunately, he used a fog to cover his face before, Fang Shu thought to himself, and then wanted to run away before the traffic police came, this damn he was going to be caught, there were so many people around, Fang Shu could properly predict that tomorrow's headlines must have their own share!
But the last bit of magic energy was exhausted, and he held up the shield when the car overturned, and at the moment he was dizzy, and his mind was full of only 'grass horse man' and 'bra-waving', and he couldn't stand up.
At this time, he only saw Fang Ran, who didn't know when he had held up a white shield for himself, holding a flag with a bra, like a warrior who saved the world, and Yi Bo Yuntian roared loudly:
"Xiao Ke!! Don't be afraid! I'm here to save you!! ”
Fang Shu couldn't help but be a little moved in the collapse, and thought with tears streaming down his face.
I'm dripping, after all, you're not completely drunk, a little sensible, remember me.
Then he saw....
Fang Ran rushed into the carriage with a fierce leap, picked up the stereo and got on the horse with a single lunge!
Immediately after that, a horse galloped and drifted away!
Don't forget to roar and disappear around the corner of the street!
"Let's be accompanied by Hongchen ~ live a chic and sprinkled ~ ~ horse riding and doing the base! Indulge in Dove's silky !! ”
Fang Shu, who was left in place to watch the traffic police and the crowd gradually surround him, was left dumbfounded and collapsed.
The little thing in your mouth turned out to be my speaker!!