Chapter Ninety-Three: Filthy Innocence
League of Legends is a game where each hero has their own unique skill set. For example, Soraka, the Child of the Stars, has a full-map health ultimate, Ice Archer Ash's magic crystal arrow can stun people for up to 3.5 seconds, and Tide Summoning Shark Nami's Impact Tide can bounce between teammates and opponents, both to add health to teammates and to make the opposite side lose blood.
It is these unique skill settings that make up the complex and ever-changing world of war in League of Legends.
Many heroes are loved and hated because of their unique skills.
Among them, there is such a hero who makes people hate it so much that they grit their teeth, and even let out words: team battles can be lost, crystals can be blown up, ranks can be dropped, and it must die!
It's the famous yodeler who dies a million times a day in the Summoner's Rift, the swift scout Teemo!
In the world of League of Legends, yodelers are warm and friendly and love to live in isolation. Most of the yodelers live in Bandel City. Bandel City is built in an isolated canyon in the southeast surrounded by the Sable Mountains, and is the oldest city-state in League of Legends.
The best characteristic of yodelers is that they are not tall.
All yodelers, they're small.
Teemo, a small man, is extraordinary.
In the game setting, its passive ability is called Invisible Wings/Guerrilla Armament, and if Timo stands still for 1.5 seconds without taking any damage, he will enter a stealth state. While leaving the stealth state, Timo gains the "Surprising Victory" buff, which increases attack speed for 3 seconds.
Additionally, when stealth is active in grass, Timo is able to move freely through grass and does not break its stealth state.
In other words, when you are hiding in the grass and preparing to ambush the enemy, it is likely that there is a cute little Teemo of the enemy family in the grass, who is swinging back and forth around you, intending to take advantage of the opportunity to beat you up, and you don't know anything about it......
Teemo has a skill called Blind Blowgun that deals magic damage to the target and blinds the target.
Blinded targets will see a green light around their screen.
The blinding "black", the dazzling green......
Of course, that's not the most annoying, and the most annoying thing about Teemo is his ultimate move: growing mushrooms!
Teemo's "backpack" stores mushrooms, which can be thrown on the ground as traps when needed. But if an enemy steps on it......
Boom!
Trap explode, blow it up! Bleeding again, slowing down again! Or sustained damage!
This one mushroom is planted on the ground and lasts for a full five minutes!
In fact, when Xia Weiran first came into contact with League of Legends, the mushroom could last for a full ten minutes!
Many times, the enemy happily walks on the road, stepping on the mushroom and losing blood......
There are also some players who control the heroes to kill in all directions, create gorgeous records with great power and invincibility, and finally escape with their blood, and are also immersed in the pride of five kills or super gods, and step on a mushroom.
shutdown!
Looking at the black and white screen, he is grumpy, and he has to scold the street on the spot......
Of course, there are two sides to everything, the hero who was killed by the mushroom here may scold the street, and the little Temo who grows mushrooms opposite, squatting in the spring water and taking the head, isn't it stealing fun, beautiful?
Xia Weiran's confusion now is: Teemo, how did he become the big demon king in the mouth of the NPC?
Although, this guy does have the skin of the "Great Demon King", what she sees now is obviously the original Teemo wearing a green hat.
Also, she complained in her heart: a yodeler, even if she finds four yodelers to carry a sedan chair for it, it still doesn't have the slightest momentum......
"What a small NPC, it looks like a child, right? Ahaha, he's wearing a cuckold! What a pure child! ”
The lonely vista laughs at Teemo's shape on the side.
Xia Weiran: ......
I bet your brain is absolutely not pure!
Also, you dare to laugh at Teemo, you don't know how happy it is to step on a mushroom, right?
As the crowd gathered around Teemo, Teemo himself jumped off the palanquin.
Well, shorter.
It looked at the group of NPCs in the town: "Where's Ah Sleeve?" Hurry up and hand over Ah Sleeve, my patience is running out! ”
Teemo looking for Sleeve?
The Great Demon King is looking for a girl, what to do?
Xia Weiran was puzzled: Is it to snatch back to be a daughter-in-law? It's like a thief going down the mountain and grabbing a lady who crushes the village?
No, that's going to dismantle the official match!
From the first time he saw the hero of Swift Scout Teemo in the Summoner's Rift, Xia Weiran knew that he was a pair with another yodeler, Mylin Gunner Tristana! Tristana, known as the Cannon Lady, is a small shooter, how cute she looks, how fierce her firepower is.
Teemo, if you dare to be sorry for the Cannon Girl, I'll ......
Xia Weiran secretly let out cruel words in her heart, and since she didn't have anything to threaten Timo, the cruel words couldn't be put down.
During the time when Xia Weiran added inner drama to himself, the residents of the town and Timo had already formed a tense situation.
"One last time, hand over Ah Sleeve, otherwise I'm really going to be angry!" After Teemo said this, he threw three mushrooms to the ground.
The villagers who had been standing next to it immediately took a collective step back.
Lonely vista looked at the bustle and wondered, "What is that?" ”
"Mushrooms." Xia Weiran explained to him: "If you step on it, it will explode." ”
"Oh." Lonely Vision was taught, and then looked at Xia Weiran with admiration: "Xia Weiran, I found that you are working very hard, you know more and more about this game now!" ”
Xia Weiran: ......
Ahem, it looks like she's going to have to restrain a little bit. Otherwise, if you really want to get to the bottom of it, she can't tell where she got the information about these games......
"You say, why is this kid looking for Ah Sleeve?" Lonely Vision asked Xia Weiran.
Xia Weiran immediately said, "I don't know." ”
I really don't know about this.
At this time, a bearded old man walked out of the crowd tremblingly with a cane, came to Teemo, and spoke to him through three mushrooms: "Timo Great Demon King, please let go of Ah Sleeve, the person she likes is Euonymus, and she has no fate with you!" You guys, it's not suitable! ”
Timo originally grabbed a mushroom and put it in his hand, intending to threaten others, but at this time, one of them was not paying attention, and directly took off his hand and smashed his own foot: "You...... You old man...... How can it be ...... Filthy and innocent! I, where am I going to have a relationship with Ah Sleeve? What are you thinking? Dirty! Dirty! ”
Old Man with a Long Beard: ......
Town dwellers: ......
Xia Weiran and the Lonely Vista ......
What went wrong that led to this misunderstanding between the two parties?
On the other side, Timo straightened his waist and shouted, "The only person I like is Tristana!" ”
Xia Weiran let out a sigh: It's okay, it's okay, although I don't know how that weird misunderstanding came about, at least, Timo has already expressed his position, it seems that he will not dismantle the official match!