008 Squeak
Looking at Mikako on the roof, Qingliu muttered in an unbearable tone: "Why do you want to go up to the roof?" β
As if in order to answer Haruu's words, Mikako, who went up to the roof, shouted to the people below, "The wind on the roof is so comfortable!" β
Haruyu: "I see, don't you need a reason for stupid people and smoke to like high places......"
This sentence made Kazuma, who wanted to go up and feel how comfortable the wind on the roof was, dispelled the idea of showing off his skills.
At this time, the female general had already reacted, turned around and said to Kazuma with an admiring expression: "It turns out that what the newspaper said is true, and Mr. Kiryu is really a ninjutsu free to pass it on!" β
He Ma corrected with a serious face: "This is parkour, an extreme sport from France. β
"France?" Ms. Kabashima was even more surprised, "It's amazing, I deserve to be a student of Tokyo University, and everything I play with is so trendy!" β
"I'm from Tokyo, and she's from Sophia University's Department of English."
"Sophia University? Isn't that a diplomat of the future? That's why you want to learn the latest foreign trends? Si Guoyi. Ms. Kashima showed Kazuma a wave of what "thought dihua" is on the spot, which makes up for it.
Qingliu said angrily: "You think too much, she's just a simple stupid." Although the climb is very fast, there is only one way to climb fast. β
Kazuma: "I'm faster than her." β
"Yes, yes, got it." Qingliu said perfunctorily.
At this time, Oiwagawa Hou Yi urged: "The sun is so big, let's go to the house first." I'm almost melting. β
Ms. Kabashima: "Here, please." There is central air conditioning in the property. β
He Ma realized that he had only been off the bus for so long, and he had been sweating a lot.
It's just that the mountains are indeed cooler than Tokyo, so Kazuma, who is used to the scorching heat of Tokyo, didn't feel hot for a while.
The crowd was led by Ms. Kabashima to the hotel.
At this time, Mikako jumped from the roof to the tree in front of the hotel, slid down the trunk, ran back with everyone, and walked to the hotel with everyone: "I feel so cool in the mountains, why is Tokyo so hot?" β
"It's Tokyo." Kazuma replied without even thinking about it, but no one in this era has been able to pick up this stalk.
Honami: "Recently, there was a proposal from the Tokyo Metropolitan Assembly to increase the amount of green vegetation in Tokyo to curb the heat island effect. β
"It's really rare for a young lady to care about the bills of the Tokyo Metropolitan Assembly." Ms. Kabashima, who led the way, said as she walked back.
"After all, my goal is to become a female prime minister, and the first step is to win a seat in the Tokyo Metropolitan Assembly. Honami said with a smile.
Ms. Kabashima's mouth opened in an O-shape: "Miss, do you want to be a politician?" It won't work in Japan. Britain has a female prime minister. β
"It's because it's never been there, there's value in working hard, isn't it?" Honami asked with a smile.
"That's right...... But to become a politician or something, you have a high academic qualification, and I remember that in the political science department of a university, you can only be a civil servant or something......
"I'm Keio University's Faculty of Political Science."
Ms. Kabashima looked at Honami, then at Kazuma and the others, and asked, "Let me ask you a question, Kiryu-sensei...... Did anyone go to college or not? β
Qingliu raised her hand: "I'm in the third year of junior high school." β
"Huh?" Ms. Kabashima glanced at Haruru, and then turned her gaze to Gan Miha.
Without waiting for her to speak, Senior Sister Gan skillfully took out her student ID: "I am the third year of the Faculty of Law of Dongda University, and I am the senior sister of all of them." β
Ms. Kabashima laughed awkwardly: "This ...... Oops I'm so sorry, I thought you were an elementary school student...... If I invite you to ice cream, will you forgive me? β
"Why do you know that you made a mistake, but the compensation you take out is still according to the standard of elementary school students!" Sister Gan pouted.
Haruyu: "So you don't want ice cream, do you?" β
"Yes." Gan Zhongyu said resolutely, "Give me the strawberry flavor." β
"Okay, do you want ice cream for the others? We have hired a new ice-cream maker at our store, and last year we sold the same ice-cream as the convenience store on the hot spring street, but this year it has completely evolved! β
And the horse raised his hand: "I want chocolate." β
Mikako: "Then I'll have chocolate too...... Hey, wait, I should have a different taste than Kazuma, so I can eat it with Kazuma! β
Ms. Kabashima: "Two chocolates, I remember." β
"Wait a minute!"
Mikako was about to change, but Honami's voice overwhelmed her: "I'll just come to matcha flavor, can I make matcha flavor?" β
"Of course, it's the latest flavor to become popular in Tokyo, right? Our shop keeps up with the trend. Ms. Kabashima said proudly.
Tamamo: "Is there any snow girl?" β
And the horse was shocked: What the hell? Grab a snow girl and grind it and sprinkle it?
"Huh?" Ms. Kabashima was stunned, "What smell?" β
"Blueberry flavor." Tamamo silently changed the taste.
Mikako: "Is it my delusion lately?" There are more eggs when they deliberately pretend to be stupid. β
Tamamo: "It's your delusion. β
Kazuma originally wanted to agree with Mikako, but after looking at Tamamo's smiling face, he decided not to speak.
**
In this way, Kiryu and his party ate ice cream and divided the house and settled down.
It is said that Wama stayed in a large single room that was said to be the favorite when Ryunosuke Akutagawa came.
The store also took the trouble to name this room "Between the Dragons", and the walls are painted with a huge ukiyo-e on the theme of dragons.
And Ma always thinks that the name "Between Dragons" sounds like a room where the boss is, and it just so happens that there is such an exaggerated ukiyo-e in the room, which is at least a second boss in a game like a dragon.
However, the view from this room is really nice.
The room is located on the third floor of the inn, and you can see the entire hot spring town and the mountain with the shrine on the opposite side from the window.
Sitting in front of such a window, you do want to write something.
Kazuma was enjoying the scenery outside the window, and Mikako brushed the door open: "Kazuma! Let's go up the mountain to find a hot spring to go for a bath! β
"You, can you stop a little? Very hot day. β
"And horses, don't you want to climb mountains? The mountains are there! β
Mikako actually used the lines of a certain mountaineer.
Kazuma: "If the hotel didn't have air conditioning, I might have climbed it, but now I just want to spread out elegantly in the air-conditioned room, like a mess of mud." β
"Hahahaha, as if the metaphor of mud is good, I'll come too."
After saying that, she lay down in the middle of the main house between the dragons and put it in a big shape.
Kazuma: "Go back to your own room!" β
"Why, I'm spreading it out here, and I can still let you take care of your eyes."
"I'm not down to the point where I want to use monkeys to keep my eyes peeled."
After saying that, Kazuma plans to ignore Mikako and continue to look at the scenery.
But Mikako relentlessly spoke: "Na Na! Let's go climbing, nay! Na! β
He Ma sighed: "Okay, as long as you don't stop talking, I'll accompany you to climb the mountain." β
Mikako got up with a bone: "Okay! β
Kazuma sighed and looked out the window, although his room was not exposed to the sun now, judging by the brightness of the sunlight shining on the hot spring street, the sun was very hot outside.
Forget it, just take a sauna in advance.
Kazuma stood up and made a "let's go" gesture to Mikako, who had the words "can't wait" written all over her face.
**
When she was about to reach the top of the mountain, Mikako, who was walking in front, shouted, "Wama! Come and see, there are hot spring pools! There's also a sign that says Dragon Pond! β
Kazuma quickened his pace to catch up with Mikako, and sure enough, he saw a fork in the road leading to the top of the mountain, and at the end of the fork in the road was a stone monument called "Dragon Pond", and he could vaguely see hot air rising behind the hedge behind the stone monument.
Mikako took Kazuma's hand and ran forward, saying as she ran, "The first pool I found is the one that Akutagawa-san likes!" If you have such a fate, you must take a soak! β
He Ma couldn't help but remind her: "Don't take off your clothes suddenly, there are boys here." β
As soon as the words fell, the hot spring pool behind the hedge entered Wama's sight, and Mikako threw away Kazuma's hand and took off her shirt with a brush.
He Ma was caught off guard, and was about to turn his face away, when he found that Mikako was wearing a swimsuit underneath.
"I knew it!"
And the horse muttered through gritted teeth.
Mikako threw her clothes and pants on the big rock next to the hot spring, threw off her shoes, and rushed into the hot spring.
Then she howled and rushed out: "It's hot, it's hot!" β
"People have warned them before, the hot springs in the mountains are hot." Kazuma sighed.
He went to the hot springs, took off his shoes, pulled up the leg of his big Hawaiian shorts, and tested it with his toes.
It felt okay.
When I was in college, the northern classmates who slept with the horses liked to soak their feet and pull them to soak with the horses, and the water used by the classmates at that time was about this temperature.
He got used to it for a while, then sat down by the hot springs, soaking only his feet in the pool.
Mikako pressed her hands on his shoulders, pasted them up from behind and asked, "Isn't it hot?" β
"It's okay, it's just right to get used to it."
"Then I'll try it too." Mikako sat down next to Kazuma and put her feet in the pool.
As she entered the pool, she gasped - no, it should be hot.
But she didn't pull her foot out.
For the next minute, Kazuma and Mikako were silently soaking their feet.
There are birds chirping around.
Mikako suddenly smiled: "I'm sitting like this in a swimsuit, isn't it like those landlubbers in high school swimming class?" β
Kazuma glanced at her and said with a smile: "You dare to wear such a bold swimsuit to swimming lessons in high school, aren't you afraid that the teacher will fly you to the sky and become a star?" β
"Flying and shouting 'I'll be back,' right?" Mikako took over smoothly.
"Almost."
Mikako giggled.
After laughing, the two of them sat here again and soaked their feet quietly for a while.
Then Mikako stood up without warning: "Mikako's army Cao can't stand the heat now, and I'm going back to the hotel to blow the air conditioner!" Please give the order to retreat! β
Kazuma also stood up: "Okay, retreat!" β
Mikako saluted in a decent manner, then picked up her clothes and quickly put them on, turned her head and smiled at Kazuma, and suddenly wanted to push Kazuma into the hot spring pool.
With a graceful flash of Kazuma, Mikako threw herself directly into the hot spring pool.
The splash of water suddenly makes it seem as if the spring of the hot spring has suddenly become an intermitsiker.
"Do you think that's going to hurt me? Don't underestimate the man who came back from the ghost gate five times before! Kazuma squatted on the edge of the pool, smiling at Mikako who got up from the water and was wet, "Oh, kill and die." β
Mikako's face was full of grievances: "If you don't get wet together, I'll be unhappy." β
And the horse stared at her.
She also pouted and stared at Kazuma, making an awkward expression.
And the horse sighed: "You give it a look." β
Mikako smiled and hid at the edge of the pool.
With a "hey" sound from the horse, he jumped up and fell into the pond with a hole.
The splash was bigger than when Mikako had just fallen into the water.
Mikako was covered with spring water, but she still smiled very happily.
She laughed as she took the spring water in her hand and poured it on Wama's face.
Kazuma: "Don't do that, we're getting the water out faster than the hot spring water is flowing in!" This pool is about to bottom! β
The hot spring is not actually in the pool, but flows into the pool along a sink made of bamboo.
Just now, the pool was almost full, and the whole person could soak in it, but now the pool was just above the knee joint by the horses.
Mikako kept laughing, and at this time she couldn't breathe anymore, she stopped splashing water, took a few deep breaths, and then said, "Okay, don't make trouble, I'm tired of laughing, and the muscles in my face are numb." Let's go, let's go back......"
As she spoke, she climbed out of the pool and shook the water from her hair like a cat.
"Hey!" The wazuma, who was thrown off his face again, made a protest sound.
Mikako looked back at Kazuma: "This is the final attack!" β
Kazuma wanted to hold the water in the pond to fight back, and Mikako was about to run, but his feet slipped.
She subconsciously reached out and grabbed the hedge by the pool, but it only made her body flip in the air, and it didn't stop her from falling.
She fell face down into the pool.
Backwards and horses.
The thought in Kazuma's mind at this moment was: Is it coming, the fixed time of the romantic comedy, because the two kissed together because of wrestling!
A second later, Kazuma realizes that the comics are all lies.
Mikako's head slammed Kama's front teeth.
The first and second hardest parts of the human body are the front.
Also, with the height difference between men and women, how can it be just mouth-to-mouth, unless it is deliberately aimed.
Although Kazuma took a step back, he finally caught Mikako steadily, and no two people fell together.
But he suspected that his front teeth were finished.
Mikako didn't have anything to do, she rubbed her head and complained: "No, shouldn't this kind of kiss just take advantage of the situation?" β
"I'm sorry, but I didn't aim well." He Ma teased, and he couldn't hear the meaning of apology at all.
Mikako looked at Kazuma and suddenly smiled: "How do you feel?" β
Kazuma: "It's okay. β
"Compare it to eggs?"
"You're a little fatter."
"Why do you have to use such a word! It's plump, plump, understand! β
Kazuma picked up Mikako, walked up to the edge of the pool, careful not to let herself slip, and waited until she reached the path to the mountain before putting her down.
"Are you still going to the top of the mountain?"
Mikako clasped her hands on her chest, and it seemed that she suddenly became shy at this time: "If you don't go, it will be too embarrassing to meet someone who climbs the mountain." β
"Will monkeys be embarrassed too?"
"Yes! I'm going to blush when I should be blushing. β
As if echoing Mikako's words, her ears turned red visibly.
She turned to start descending the mountain, but she took a step and stumbled.
And the horse hurriedly held her: "What's the matter?" β
"I ...... It seems that the foot is broken. No, it's just a broken foot, it hurts. β
He Ma sighed: "You are too heavy, even I am unlikely that the princess will carry you down the mountain." In this way, you stand firm yourself. β
Mikako stood firm against the small bushes on the side of the road and looked at Kazuma.
He Ma came to her and squatted down on one knee: "Come, come up." β
"Good!" Mikako happily replied, climbing on the horse's back and wrapping her arms around his neck.
He stood up with a loud shout and carried Mikako to the hotel halfway up the mountain.
Mikako whispered in his ear, "I'm so with the horse." β
"I'll let you go and drag you behind me like a cloak."
"Don't say it, don't say it! Don't let it go! β
After that, Mikako was quiet for about two minutes.
Then she whispered in the ear of the horse: "Slippery~"
From time to time, the Japanese language uses overlapping words that have no specific meaning to express some meanings, such as "slippery", which sounds like "slippery". Another example is "giggle", which is colloquially pronounced as "Ninia".
Now he and Ma listen to the "ziyo yo" in their ears, and their faces are in "Ninia".
When he was about to go down to the hotel, he asked Mikako: "You, did you learn how to flirt with Master in college?" β
"What are you talking about, these things, pretty girls are born to understand. You may have forgotten, I'm also a pretty girl. As she said this, Mikako's hands tightened.
Kazuma: "Hey! I cant breathοΌ β
"Ah, sorry. But why speak English! β
"Paying tribute to Sophia University's Department of English?" And the horse said. In fact, it was the memory of the previous life that suddenly took effect.
It's been more than a year since I crossed over, and the events of my previous life are still as vivid as if they happened yesterday, which seems a little strange. If there are traverser seniors, Kazuma really wants to ask them if this will be the case.
It's a pity that this world doesn't have an emperor who loves to write diaries.
Kazuma passed under the torii gate at the entrance of the hiking trail with Mikako on his back, and then saw Tamamo standing on the public terrace on the second floor of the inn, watching them.
Honami sat in a chair next to her, sipping afternoon tea.
This hotel is obviously completely Japanese-style decoration, but the terrace is very foreign.
Tamamo's voice floated from afar: "I persuaded the female general, the hot spring bathhouse in the hotel opened an hour earlier today, and now you can go to the bath, you two go in directly, I will let the hotel prepare clothes." β
It is also an unwritten "rule" to change into hotel clothes during your stay at this hot spring inn.
Mikako whispered behind Kazuma, "Kazuma, Eggko said so!" Let's go for a mixed bath! β
"I refuse."
"Huh?"
"If I go into a mixed bath, not only will you come, but Honami will probably come as soon as she grits her teeth, and if another man enters the mixed bath, won't it be cheaper for him?"
"Hee-hee, Hema cares about that."
"Of course." Kazuma raised his head and shouted to Tamamo, "Got it!" I'm going to men's soup! By the way, Mikazi's foot is broken, and it needs to be dealt with. β
Yuzao nodded: "I know, then I'll go to the women's soup to wash with her and take care of it." β
Mikako waved her hand to the second floor: "Please, egg!" β
Tamamo nodded, then turned and disappeared into the terrace.
Honami stood up, came to the edge of the terrace and pressed the handrail and asked, "How is it on the mountain?" β
"Ryunosuke Sansensen's vision for hot springs is good." And the horse responded.
"That's right." Honami nodded.
He Ma advised: "If you want to go soaking, remember to wear a swimsuit!" β
"Got it! Even if you don't say I will. β
Kazuma smiled, there really is no need to remind Honami of this, she now feels more and more like Tamamo, and she is not stable.
Seeing that Honami returned to the chair on the terrace and sat down, Kazuma also withdrew her gaze and carried Mikako into the main entrance of the hotel.
"Oops, stumbled?" The female general happened to be busy behind the counter in the lobby of the hotel, and when she saw this scene, she immediately came out from behind the counter with a medical kit, "Every year we have customers here with broken feet, and now the waiters in our hotel are all experts in handling broken feet." Come on, I'll see. β
Kazuma put Mikako on a chair in the lobby.
Ms. Kabashima could see at a glance which foot was in trouble, so she took off her shoes and looked at them carefully.
A moment later.
"Well, a small problem, the tendon didn't hurt anything, it just pulled a little. It is worthy of practicing ninjutsu. I probably won't feel any pain the day after tomorrow. Ms. Kabashima said as she sprayed Mikako's feet with a bruising spray, and after spraying, she applied two large pieces of plaster that I don't know what it was.
"This is a plaster from the shrine on the other side of the hot spring town, and it's very spiritual."
He Ma frowned: "That shrine, isn't it a fake made by the tourism bureau for tourism?" β
"No, it's a shrine dedicated to the local guardian deity, it's hundreds of years old, and the tourism bureau just renovated it with the approval of the Ministry of Education, Culture, Sports, and Culture."
At this time, Tamamo came downstairs and entered the lobby with a medicine kit and a change of clothes, and she showed a thoughtful expression when she heard this.
And the horse looked at her.
Since it has a history of several hundred years, there is no reason why the Jinguji family, who are familiar with rituals and tributes, should not know about this shrine.
For a moment, silence descended on the lobby.
Outside the hotel gate, the sun is fierce and the cicadas are chirping.