April 27, evening. The sun is not over, and the lights are up. Zhuo Yang stepped out of the passage of the Bernabeu and stepped on the turf smeared by the lights and the sunset. 2010-11 Champions League semi-final first leg, Real Madrid vs Barcelona.

Looking at the national derby, today is the third game of the four-match battle in 17 days, but even if it is 11 million rounds, Real Madrid will be Barcelona's most rival opponent every time.

However, for Zhuo Yang, Real Madrid may be his favorite opponent, with a career of nine years, and only in the two years since he came to Spain, he has scored 9 goals in five games against Real Madrid, and Barcelona has won all five games.

However, for Real Madrid coach Jose Mourinho, Zhuo Yang has a very bad memory, it was Inter Milan who lost to Mu Niao in the semi-finals of the Champions Cup last season, which finally caused Joan Laporta, who gambled on Zhuo Yang for 100 million, to be forced to resign.

Laporta is Coco's cousin and Zhuo Yang's friend, although he doesn't say it and even refuses in his heart, Zhuo Yang still knows that he can't stand him. The matter of football matches should not be divided into responsibilities in this way, but Zhuo Yang's affectionate and slightly perfectionist personality makes him accustomed to doing things to perfection.

Yesterday, Cousin Qiao An also called Zhuo Yang for this game. At Zhuo Yang's suggestion, Laporta had temporarily put aside his two companies and law firms, and went to Austria to help his father, Archduke Frank, deal with the dispute with the head of the family, Archduke Otto, and Kou's father also took this opportunity to bring many members of the Habsburg family to his side.

"Zhuo Yang, you must help me get rid of Mourinho and Real Madrid." Even after leaving his post, Laporta still has no intention of taking charge of Barcelona for seven years without getting the Champions League trophy he wanted.

"Joan, I'll give you the Champions Cup this year, just wait at Wembley Stadium." Wembley, London, England, 2010-11 Champions League final venue, May 28, 2011, 31 days before today, Zhuo Yang has begun the countdown.

Because of his smooth draw in the past two years, Zhuo Yang is not afraid of Real Madrid, but is afraid of Mourinho. Anyone who does anything to the extreme is a madman, and Mourinho is a madman who has raised regional restrictions to unprecedented heights. Just yesterday, Mu Maniac also teased Guardiola with ease in the face of reporters, and he is very good at psychological warfare.

"As coaches, we are all unhappy with the referee's misjudgement, and I am the same, but Pep Guardiola is the only one who is different, and he likes to harp about the correct decision that the referee does not have a problem with, which is his unique skill."

"Actually, without the referee, Zhuo Yang and Messi, Guardiola can't win anything."

So, at today's pre-match press conference, Guardiola burst into a furious and foul language: "This is Real Madrid's press conference room, Mourinho is the Fxxx boss here, and he is the Fxxx boss." He was the most knowledgeable in the world, and I never wanted to compete with him. I don't want to play such a saliva contest because I don't know how to play. ”

'I'm not Mourinho's opponent off the pitch, I'm only going to beat him on the pitch. Tomorrow's game...... Ouch fuck, how did I win against Real Madrid the first few times, I'll continue it. ”

Zhuo Yang also helped on the side: "Mourinho's little tricks to sow discord are like this in a place called Guizhou in China, where there is a donkey with a boiled duck's beak. ”

This stalk of 'poor donkey skills and hard mouth of dead duck' is too winding, not to mention the European media, even a large number of Chinese reporters at the scene can't understand it, and Cheng Hao is confused. But the next words, Zhuo Yang made it very clear.

"Playing off the pitch, Mourinho is the best coach in the world, but on the pitch, Guardiola, Klopp, Carlo Ancelotti, Rijkaard are the best managers now."

"If one day, Pep and I are separated from Messi, I mean if. Even if we are separated, the three of us will still be the world-class in our respective roles, and we will still be Pep Guardiola, Boss Mei and Zhuo Yang, but once Mourinho keeps his mouth shut, it will no longer be Mourinho. ”

Zhuo Yang's sharp irony not only made the title of 'Boss Mei' go global from then on, but also made all Barcelona fans applaud, but his words 'if one day separate' made their hearts tremble. Who can say for sure what will happen in the future? The ever-changing world is always changing rapidly, and it will always catch people off guard.

Zhuo Yang touted 'Gua Scum Anjie' as the best coach, because these four have coached him and get along very well, so it is reasonable and there is nothing wrong with it, no one will pick on him on this, but he has provoked a red-nosed old baby who likes to play with children's temper the older he gets.

"Zhuo Yang, Niang Xipi, am I not even a first-class coach in your eyes? When Ben started coaching, the four of them hadn't learned to juggle the ball yet! ”

"Grandpa, wronged~, ahahaha....... Sir, you are a super-first-class coach in another line, and no one can compare to you. How can I mention your name casually on that occasion, saying your name Xiao Zhuo, I have to shower and change clothes, brush my teeth and rinse my mouth beforehand, hahaha......"

"Fuck off, Lord Ben doesn't need you to go to the grave! Niang Xipi, Zhuo Yang, bet with me. ”

"Bet on what?"

"Champions League winner this year." In the first leg of the other semi-final yesterday, goals from Wayne Rooney and Ryan Giggs gave Alex Ferguson's Manchester United a big start with a 2-0 win at Schalke 04.

"Okay, what's the stake?" Barcelona and Real Madrid have yet to kick off, and Manchester United have a game against Schalke yet, but Zhuo Yang and Ferguson seem to have no doubts about meeting each other in the final.

"Barcelona lost, you come to Manchester United in the summer." It's the same old again.

"Sir, how can you ......, after all these years, the bet is still very uncreative. Why not bet on something else? For example, truth or dare or something, you can swim naked in public. ”

"your grandma's legs, this lord is seventy this year, and when he takes off his clothes, his belly is as loose as a Shar Pei dog, what is naked? Alas—" Lord Fu sighed. "Zhuo Yang, I'm seventy years old, and I really can't do it anymore. Let me train you for two years and then retire, okay? Bundesliga, Serie A, La Liga, you've played it all, don't you want to come to the Premier League to see the new scenery? Come to Manchester United, you know I've been waiting for you. ”

Ferguson put away the joke, and Zhuo Yang got serious.

"Sir, I've only been in Spain for two years, so there's really no reason to leave now. Taking a step back, even if I want to go, but the year before last, I was worth 100 million, and the scenery is beautiful, but I can't help myself from now on. Sir, maybe there are still teams willing to spend 100 million or a little more to buy me Zhuo Yang, but Manchester United is afraid ......"

"Zhuo Yang, I know how much nonsense you have for that 100 million, it's just a bubble of hype and coaxing. Your reasonable worth this year should be between 70 and 80 million, except for you, everyone else is 50 million, you know this, Barcelona knows it, the whole world knows it. Eighty million Manchester United can afford it, trust me. ”

Ferguson's words are very fair, in fact, last summer's 40 million worth of Villa is the normal market situation. The European economy is sluggish, bubbles are always bubbles, and it is difficult to become the norm, at least now.

"Zhuo Yang, come on, this lord is seventy, and time is running out...... I mean coaching. The promise made two years ago is still valid, and £250,000 a week makes you the first annual salary in football again, and Barcelona can't give you that price. ”

Zhuo Yang is now the second highest earner in football at 12 million euros, the first being Manchester City's Yaya Toure with a weekly salary of £220,000, or 12.5 million euros per year.

After the migration of Xi'an-Hanover-Milan-Barcelona, Zhuo Yang is no longer averse to moving his nest. However, it takes a reason to leave Barcelona, and it takes a reason to go to Manchester United, but Zhuo Yang likes money but does not let money be a reason.

Until now, he has no reason.

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