Chapter 1518: Beya, who doesn't grow tall
Chapter 1518 Beya, who is not tall
As soon as I turned around, my stomach was violently pounded, what did I do wrong, God wants to punish me like this?
But......
I laughed gloomily a few times, tiptoed on my heels, and steadied my steps that kept retreating, and threw myself into my stomach
I hugged it. w。 aiongenxue。 o
Stupid, I don't want to think about how I was usually treated by the stupid saintess of the little ghost, compared to the ghost cannonball that starts to accelerate from a few kilometers away, and finally turns into a ray of light, the attack in front of me is simply too childish.
Make a voice from each other and call yourself
From the moment I started, I knew who it was, and since it was her, I didn't have to be polite, if I dared to attack Bendruid, I would let you taste the wrath of the elders, and watch my super nirvana - Argentine back fall!
Holding my petite body firmly under the grasp of my big hand, I leaned back, ready to let this little girl see the cruel laws of the adult wrestling world.
"Don't think about it, look at the black tiger of His Royal Highness."
The other party is not a vegetarian, and at the critical moment, he is not chaotic, and he can still struggle to resist, hum, he should indeed praise it, but this trick is useless to the Saint Seiya!!
What did you say? The other party is not
, but it didn't work? Are you stupid? Because this move has never appeared in Saint Seiya.
I let out a loud shout, and showed the incorruptible body of King Kong that I had practiced hard for many years, and puffed up my chest to meet the other party with a smile and a word.
That's right, the next script should be the opponent's shallow third-rate move Black Tiger digging out of the heart, being shocked by my first-class mastery, and then inflicting an Argentine back throw, and the game is over.
Life is really lonely as snow, I looked up at the starry sky, and an invincible tear oozed from the tiger's eyes.
"Knock!!"
A loud bang came out, I guessed right, the hand was shocked and hurt very much, they all said that the black tiger digging out the heart of this move is not good, in front of the powerful King Kong indestructible body, you can see how much I hurt so much......
Hey?
I? Hurt? Target?
He lowered his head with a dull gaze, looked at the delicate princess shoes that were between his legs and had zero contact with his crotch, and then his head slowly lifted and fell on the playful grimace that the other party was pretending to be at him.
After three seconds, I rolled on the ground with my crotch in my arms.
Pain Pain Pain !!
Although it is said that adventurers will not have the trauma of broken eggs when they are blessed by the law, in fact, if they are attacked, how much pain will still hurt, and the law just won't let you break your eggs, but it doesn't have the effect of making you not hurt your eggs.
"Foul, you guy fouled, obviously said that it was the black tiger who dug out his heart, why did it become a straight yellow dragon!"
"That's because the stupid Wu is too stupid, he will believe the words of the enemy, he deserves it, bah~~~" The sneak attacker, the little princess of the elf clan, Beya, spat out her tongue at me, and then let out a string of silver bell-like crisp laughter.
"I didn't expect that the dignified elven princess would lie and use such a third-rate method." I am deeply saddened.
"This is called a soldier who is not tired of deceit, and when dealing with a big fool and a big bad guy like the stupid Wu, you have to do this, that's what Elder Kasha said."
That is to say...... The old woman taught this trick? "I suddenly burst into a roar, what an old drunkard, he has taught the elven princess badly, look at me with three thousand Spartan elven warriors, stepping on your thief kennel!
"Well, don't learn from that old woman, be careful that Artoria will scold you when you go back." Blaming the old drunkard for all the blame, I touched Beya's head and admonished.
"Hmph...... Hmph, His Royal Highness will not use it for others, but only for you, a stupid Wu, so that you don't have to worry about being scolded by Sister Aalto. ”
The little girl Beya also seems to know that what the old drunkard teaches is not a good thing, and she is not afraid of heaven and earth, the only thing she is afraid of is Artoria, and she doesn't dare to resist when I touch her head, so she can only refute it with a hard mouth.
"It's not good for me, you little girl, but I'm Your Highness the Prince, Artoria's husband, be careful to accuse you in her ear." I raised my head proudly, as if many people had habitually forgotten that I was Artoria's husband.
"I actually made a small report to Sister Aalto, are you still a man?" Beya panicked and immediately shouted.
"I'll tell Artoria the truth." I whistled casually, little girl, this kind of agitation method has long been outdated for 10,000 years, and you can still handle it.
"Woo~~~" Beya screamed in a low voice, looking at me angrily, and after a while, she reluctantly lowered her head.
"Hug ...... Sorry,...... Your Royal Highness, I was wrong, I will definitely change it, please don't sue Sister Sù Aalto. ”
"Well, that's the way to behave." I show the elders
smiled, touched her head, and kneaded Beya's little girl's hair into a mess.
"Yes...... Damn, stupid Wu, you remember it for me. "Shape shì is stronger than people, Beya can only mutter, forcibly endure the humiliation and let me mess up her hair.
"Okay, let's go home quickly." As if finding satisfaction in bullying Beya, I turned around and left after burping as if I had eaten a full stomach.
"Wait, stupid Wu, are you going to leave like this?" The little girl suddenly dragged me from behind.
"What else do you want?" I looked back and looked helpless.
"Is that your attitude towards leaving the camp for so long, leaving me here alone, charging after months of separation? You ruthless and unrighteous pervert! Beya said bluntly, or quickly.
"This ...... Little princess Beya, things can be eaten indiscriminately, but not nonsense, you say this as if I have done something to you, so that others can hear it. I looked around and there was no one and I was relieved.
If Tia's words were heard, the bar would be able to spread the word tonight
, at least ten versions of gossip news.
"Tell me...... What kind of stupid words, His Royal Highness doesn't mean that, it's the stupid Wu's thinking that is too low-level and obscene, so he wants to be like that, it's definitely like this! ”
Beya also reacted and blushed, but she was still very arrogant and blamed me for the fault.
"Okay, okay, no matter whose fault it is, anyway, let's stop this topic." Faced with passers-by who may appear at any time, I hurriedly stepped forward, eager to cover this little girl's uncontrollable mouth.
"Hmph, forget it, Your Highness doesn't care about villains, and I don't care so much about you."
"Yes, yes, yes, then the adults have a large number of Beya-sama, and the villain is gone." I turned around and ran away.
"Wait!" As a result, she was still pulled, and she couldn't see that this little girl was small and reacted quite smartly.
"You fool, are you so afraid of Your Highness? Do you want to leave impatiently when you see it? Looking back, although the little girl Beiya was still stubbornly using the agitation method, her eyes were already slightly red.
I really can't help her.
"Well, it's been a long time, little Beya, how are you doing?"
"You are not allowed to add it to the name of His Highness
Word! His Highness was doing well until he met you idiot! Beya looked up at me in a huff.
"Hmm...... Well, whoa, I suddenly found that after a while, I haven't seen you for a while, and you have grown taller. I sighed in surprise.
"It's too fake, you stupid, it's on purpose." Beya gave me a disdainful look, raised her chin haughtily, and continued happily.
"However, you guessed it right by mistake."
"Hey, you've really grown taller?" My eyes widened and I looked at Beya in disbelief.
"Of course it's true, how could His Highness lie about it."
"I lied just now......" I muttered, looking her up and down with suspicion.
In my opinion, Beya's height is the same as Sarah's chest, it is the level of the remnant mind, how can she grow taller? Is God finally out of control Lori?
"Drink goat's milk every day." Gradually, I found something, and looked at Beya with pity, at this time, how I wanted to hug her tightly, comfort her, and let her live strongly.
"Of course, His Royal Highness has a good intake of nutrients, unlike you guys, who eat some unnutritious and unpalatable things every day, but they grow so tall, this is abnormal growth, it is unhealthy!"
"Hey, hey, the next words are already **naked jealousy and slander!" For Beya, who fired the map cannon indiscriminately and knocked the adventurer overboard, I slapped her on the forehead with a knife to calm her down.
"In short, His Highness is
It's true that you grow taller and healthier. The little girl hugged her forehead, glared at me, and said proudly.
"Beja has always been healthy, I know that." I smiled brightly, didn't I? It's no wonder that you're not healthy to be able to mingle with Tia's little girl.,Energetic and running around.。
"Of course, His Royal Highness is not as stupid as you are, always wrapped in a cloak, like an old man, and looks like a cloaked monster from behind."
With a click, Beya's relentless poisonous tongue instantly cracked my smile, and a trace of black aura emerged from the crack.
Well, you brought it on yourself.
"Princess Beya, after all, you have new shoes, right?" From the trick just now, I found out, but it is only now that it is connected with a certain fact, I didn't want to say it, but this little girl is too hateful.
"Uh-huh, do you see that? This was brought to me by Grandpa Lyman, and Sister Aalto personally chose it for me. The little girl was tickled by me, and immediately jumped on the spot a few times, and then lifted the slender ** and showed me her new shoes.
"It's so nice, not only did I make you underwear, but I also helped you choose shoes." I sighed.
"No...... Don't mention your panties again, you stupid, but that's a matter of course, I've been with Sister Aalto since I was a child, and of course my feelings are deeper than yours, huh. ”
Speaking of the bear panties Artoria made for her (which is still in my inventory), Beya blushes and shows me off her deep affection for Artoria like a proud hen.
"When was it delivered?" I suddenly turned the subject, and the sword went sideways.
"Stupid Wu asked why is this, uh-huh, of course, it's not that you can't sue you, just think that His Royal Highness is merciful today, and be extra kind, the shoes were brought by Grandpa Lyman a month ago."
"Oh, that's right." My smile grew brighter and brighter.
"So, I started to grow taller from a month ago."
"Hey, stupid Wu, how do you know......"
Suddenly, Beya seemed to realize something, and her voice paused, and then there was a long silence.
"Talent is talent...... It's not because of ...... Because of the shoes...... It's because ...... Because really, really...... It's growing taller.,It's really getting taller.,Absolutely.,Woo~~Woo~~~"
After a long silence, Beya, who had her head down, suddenly choked up, and large tears oozed out of her eyes and fell down her snow-white and delicate face.
"Why did you cry all of a sudden?" Although I expected that it would hit Beya hard, I didn't expect that she would cry in front of me with such a good face, which made me panic and didn't know how to comfort me for a while.
"It's true...... Really grow taller, drink three cups of goat's milk every day, and occasionally secretly drink one more cup without Grandpa Lyman, obviously I want to vomit when I smell milk, so hard, I will definitely grow taller, I have always believed in this, I will definitely grow taller...... Liars, big liars, shepherds and stupid Wu are all big liars, woo woo woo ~~~~~"
Me: "......"
This one...... It was true that I told Beya that drinking goat's milk would make you taller than drinking the most expensive milk of the elves, and that was true, so I thought the shepherd was innocent.
It's just that I'm not fooling Beya when I say this, right, ordinarily, drinking more goat's milk can indeed be taller, but Beya's physique is too special to be classified as ordinary, and I didn't expect her to be so desperate, insisting on drinking 3 cups a day when she smelled and wanted to vomit, and now it seems to be completely my responsibility.
"Beya, don't cry, you're still young, you will definitely be able to grow taller in the future." Scratching my head in embarrassment, I could only stretch out my hand and touch Beya's head to comfort me, and I just did this kind of thing.
In terms of the lifespan of the elves, Beya's age is indeed not too old, and there should probably be a possibility that she will continue to grow...... Right?
"It's all the fault of the stupid Wu!!" Beya, who was sad and crying, was comforted by my touch, and suddenly found a venting point, crying and pounced, wiped the tears on her cheeks into my arms, and her small fists fell like raindrops on her chest.
I had no choice but to hug Beya and let her vent enough, anyway, we have thick skin, and these fists fall down, which is no different from a massage.
After a while, the crying in his arms gradually stopped.
"Little girl, are you better?" For Beya, who had been in my arms for a long time and refused to leave, I gently patted her on the back.
"Don't call Your Highness the little girl!" There was a grunting protest in his arms.
It's good, it's normal.
I just wanted to take a step back and release this little girl from my arms, but she hugged her hands and clinged tighter.
"Don't look at it, don't look at it, woo woo woo~~~ It's really humiliating, I actually let the stupid Wu see the wolf bèi of His Royal Highness, and now I still want to see enough of His Highness's face? You big villain, big villain, a pervert who takes pleasure in trampling on the shameful heart of a girl! ”
Me: "......"
Look left and right, there are still no passers-by, I breathe a sigh of relief, really, this little girl is really childlike, she dares to say anything.
However, should this be considered a shy table? The face that was crying just now didn't want me to see it, so he buried himself in his arms and refused to leave, right?
Thinking about it like this, I was immediately happy.
"Laugh...... What are you laughing at, you perverted ghost beast stupid Wu, are you still planning to do even more excessive things to His Highness? ”
I accidentally laughed out loud, and the result immediately attracted the protest of the little girl Beya, if she didn't dare to get out of my arms now, she would have to reward me with a flying leg.
Me: "......"
Please, girl Beya, I won't laugh, I don't dare to laugh, please don't talk nonsense, when others hear the two of us, we really jump into the Yellow River and can't be washed.
"What should I do now, you don't want to stay like this forever, I don't have that much spare time to spend with you." Seeing that Beya would not be able to let go of her shame and leave my arms for a while, I yawned boredly and looked at the position of the sun above me.
Well, it's almost time to go back, and the lunch made by Veras herself won't taste good when it's cold.
Anyway, these two days have been a potato feast, is it really because I bought too much in one go last time?
After thinking about it, Beya girl also seems to think that it is not a matter to go on like this, although this road is relatively remote, but there are no people passing by, do you have to keep this posture and be watched by others?
"You, turn around." After thinking about it, she seemed to have a way, maintaining a posture that would not be seen by me, and asked me to turn away.
And then, hey.
With a heavy back, the little girl has jumped on my back.
Oh, I see, so I don't have to worry about my face and I can move freely, which is a great idea.
What a hairy bastard, my back is not a bus, I can sit if I want!
"Stupid Wu - let's go!!" jumped on my back, and the little girl's mood seemed to gradually become excited, pointing ahead and shouting loudly.
"Where to go? Sue sù I am going home. "The wood is already in the boat, I helplessly put the little girl hanging on my back up, and pressed my five fingers on her buttocks, and my heart sighed.
I didn't expect this little girl to be small, with flat breasts, but her ass has a little bit of material, barely at the level of youth.
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