Chapter 68: The Immortal Jumps into the Pit
In a daze......
"It's a good night tonight, and the scenery is ......"
Zhu Gangguan vaguely remembered that tonight was another beautiful day with Cuilan, Meizizi.
Suddenly, an innocent and sweet face appeared in Zhu Gangguan's consciousness.
The sweet, inexplicable pig gang produces a heartfelt, sweet feeling......
Instinctively, Pig Gang wanted to laugh, but for some reason he felt that something was stuffed in his mouth and he couldn't laugh.
Before Zhu Gangguan could recover from this doubt, a beautiful shadow suddenly appeared in front of him.
So beautiful......
Vaguely, Zhu Gangguan even had the illusion of returning to heaven and seeing the neon fairy again.
"Chang'e ......"
In the next moment, a monkey face with a thunderous mouth suddenly occupied Zhu Gangguan's sight!
Horror, horror!
However, before Zhu Gangguan could tear this hateful monkey face apart, a big bald head broke into his field of vision......
Terrible......
I don't know why, just the concept of "bald head" appeared in my mind, and Zhu Gangguan felt that his body was trembling and aching!
"Don't ...... Don't......"
"Stop, stop, stop fighting!"
Pig Gang's mouth, gagged by the golden rod, cried out muttered, and his swollen face, which looked like his head had been stuffed into a beehive and licked honey, showed a look of horror.
"Hey, nerd!" The monkey saw that the rope was firmly tied by the golden rod, and the pig hanging from the beam of the house struggled and cried out, and then slapped the pig's swollen back heavily.
"Ah!!h
Immediately, being slapped mercilessly by the monkey, the heart-piercing pain entered the pig's mind, and he screamed as if he had killed a pig.
If it weren't for the rope made of the golden hoop stick that blocked the pig's mouth, I am afraid that this scream would have caused a large number of villagers in Gaojiazhuang to wake up at midnight countless times.
"Okay, okay, don't scream you idiot......"
Or annoyed by the sound of a pig-killing cry, the monkey blew at the pig casually, and with a magical power, briefly suppressed the pain on the pig's body.
Suddenly, the pig just relieved himself, and instinctively opened his eyes, wanting to say thank you.
Monkey Face ??!!
In just a moment, several strong expressions appeared on the pig's swollen face.
Anger, horror, fear......
However, when the pig did see the monkey's face clearly, he cursed indistinctly. "You killed Bi Ma Wen this day, you dare to sneak attack your pig grandfather, you wait for me, when your pig grandfather is out of trouble, I must reward you with a nail rake for a few holes."
Bi Ma Wen ......
was revisited again about this black history, and the monkey's face turned black again.
Immediately, the monkey withdrew his magic power without the slightest hesitation, and even slapped the pig's swollen back again.
"Smack!"
"Ah~ah~ah~~~"
For a moment, the screams of the pigs echoed through the house in a rhythmic way.
"Amitabha, the monks are compassionate, and Wukong can't mess around like this." Tang Sanzang whispered the Buddha's name and scolded the monkey softly.
"Yes, Master." The monkey secretly twisted heavily at the pig, raising the pig's continuous loud voice to a higher level again, and then used his magic power again to temporarily block the pig's pain.
"Huhuhu......"
For a while, the pain disappeared, but I still felt that the pig was constantly panting for breath with convulsions.
"Oh, idiot, if you dare to speak out, you will definitely look good." After threateningly warning the pig who was breaking out in a cold sweat, the monkey turned the pig hanging in mid-air half a circle and aimed it at Tang Sanzang, a great monk who seemed to be sitting on a stool doing his homework.
"Amitabha, good, good, good......" Tang Sanzang's voice was still so peaceful and quiet, full of a faint love for all living beings, it seemed so harmless to humans and animals, so that the pig who had seen the bald head and subconsciously feared it gradually calmed down.
"This benefactor, Wukong is stubborn, and he has offended a lot, please forgive me."
And seeing that Tang Sanzang was so gentle and polite, the pig also inexplicably rose a lot of confidence, and did not associate this person who was like a great virtuous saint monk with the big bald head who beat him madly in his dream, and said proudly.
"I am the Marshal of Tianpeng who is in charge of the 80,000 water army of Tianhe, and you know that it is a serious crime to sneak attack the Heavenly Court Immortal Family, and you need to suffer forever in the eighteenth layer of hell!"
"Is it so serious?" Tang Sanzang seemed to show a trace of fear on his face, and then asked.
"That's right, Bima......" The pig saw the monkey's hand raised high again out of the corner of his eye, and forcibly swallowed the second half of the words, and shouted indistinctly as he was blocked by the golden hoop stick.
"Monkey King, we used to belong to the same Heavenly Court Immortal Family, but it was the flood that washed the Dragon King Temple, my own people, let me go, how about the old pig bento This incident didn't happen?"
"That's not going to work......," the monkey "hehe" smiled, pulling the pig's ear with one hand and laughing.
"This is a pit that my grandson spent a lot of effort digging before, just waiting for you, a lustful immortal, to jump down, how can I let you go easily?"
"Who's?" The pig said, even though it was tied up in mid-air.
"Can an old pig be called lustful? That's just a chance encounter with someone who wants to have a cause and effect. ”
"Oh? So you still want to have a cause and effect with my grandson? The monkey wiped his face, conjured up the beauty of his previous appearance, and asked.
This time, it completely evoked the horrific memories that the pig didn't think about for a while.
Beauty turns into a stone monkey......
In just an instant, the pig felt that all the evil thoughts in his mind had disappeared, and he even faintly felt that his little heart was trembling a little.
"Okay, okay, Wukong, let the good student communicate with this immortal family, you must not interject......" Tang Sanzang raised his palm, stopped the monkey's nonsense, and said to the pig with compassion and peace in his eyes.
"This donor, it's not that Wukong wants to embarrass the donor, but the donor used to be an immortal, and now he looks like a dignified demon king, how did he fall into the trap of mortal women and rob his wife?"
Tang Sanzang's tone that seemed to exude Zen and peace quickly soothed the pig's emotions, and even instinctively developed a little admiration for Tang Sanzang.
"This holy monk, these words are what the high prince said, you have been deceived......" The pig sighed and said with a sincere gaze.
"As the saying goes: amorous hatred has been empty since ancient times, and this hatred has no end in time......"
"When the old pig and the third lady of the Gao family, Cuilan, fell in love at first sight and admired each other, but due to human affairs, thinking of filial piety, Miss Cuilan was unwilling to fly away with the old pig, and in desperation, for the sake of Miss Cuilan, the old pig had to go incognito into the Gao family."