"I'll fuck your sister!!!!!"

The melancholy Fang Ran suddenly flicked his trouser belt, and the trouser belt smashed on the ground and knocked twice like an oak stick.

Fang Ran suddenly covered his face with his hands, squatted down and cried:

"O heaven, O earth! You tell me if I killed someone or set fire to it in my last life, huh? Look at what happened to me! ”

I'm not human, I don't want to lose face!?

Pat the left and right sides of my face, is my face made of iron sheets?

Steve Jobs once said – how can a person be fired from their own company?

Fang Ran also wanted to ask a deep philosophical ♂ question - how could a person be saved by his own belt?

This is not scientific!!

All right!

Calm down!

Fang Ran, you must be calm!

The more times like this, the more you show your man's composure!

Let's first analyze the situation according to the routine of the male protagonist of the online text Long Aotian being involved in the main god space.

First of all, I don't know what this place is.

Secondly, I don't know how to get out of this place.

Then, I didn't know exactly what was going on.

In the end, I came to a conclusion.

....

"Fuck your sister!!! I can analyze all the!!! There's not even a chicken feather quest interface!! Come up, first collapse a station, and then collapse a building, who the can figure out the situation!! Fang Ran scolded! Then he took a deep breath.

No! Calm down!

Fang Ran, you must be calm!

The more times like this, the more you show your man's composure!

First of all, let's analyze the situation normally, since the waistband of the pants ..... Bah! His own wand saved him, that is to say, the waistband of the trousers... Bah! Does a wand really have magical powers, which means that you can really cast magic according to the animation routine?

Fang Ran was overjoyed at first, but Dake... Ahem, Fang Ran frowned, feeling that things were not so simple.jpg

As for other bad luck, emmmm.... No! It's nice that the building collapsed, isn't it, it's not your building anyway, and, you see, the most important thing is...

That stupid zombie was also crushed to death!

Wha!!!!!!!!ha

Thinking of this, Fang Ran was stunned for a moment, and then laughed wildly in his heart! That's right, since the stupid zombies were crushed to death, that is to say, there is no one who was saved by the belt of his pants just now! Any creature to see!

"The widow is really lucky!" Fang Ran said shamelessly with a slight bow, and then he picked up the waistband of his pants. Magic wand! I was about to leave, but suddenly there was a clatter of rubble falling from the side.

The zombie's familiar upper body appeared in front of Fang Ran.

"Shhh Roar! ”

Ah, that familiar roar.

The air was suddenly a little quiet, and the zombie suddenly fell silent, and he and Fang Ran stared affectionately for five seconds.

emmmmm.....

"Roar!!

"!!!!!!!"

The zombies were the first to break the silence, and a roar was like a general's shouting! When he opened his arms, he wanted to pounce on Fang Ran, but his lower body was still stuck.

Fang Ran was not to be left behind, his legs shook, and he almost knelt down for the zombie father!

Good! We've already seen the first wave of the two sides play each other! Let's wait and see who will die next! This program is exclusively titled and broadcast by Love Me, You Hug Me Electric Motor Bike!

Fang Ran: "......"

Deer: "......"

Nima bike, you have a fart electric motor! And where did the deer come from!!

Okay, don't make a fuss, the reality is that Fang Ran is really scared to pee at the moment, he is about to cry and think, this dog is really ghostly! Didn't this kill him?

What to do! What to do! What to do!?

Fang Ran began to think frantically.

......

......

"Edgeworth, slash!!"

Above the air, a sword light slashed, Ye Sheng stepped on the flying sword, pinched out a sword trick, and a sword qi slashed towards the middle-aged gentleman.

"Hehe, it's really good, I have this kind of strength at a young age."

The middle-aged gentleman smiled gently, raised his cane and tapped the ground, and a huge and hideous demon suddenly crawled out of the crack that appeared out of thin air, blocking the middle-aged gentleman's front.

Touch!

The sword qi collapsed, leaving an insignificant trace on the demon gentleman.

"Damn it!" Ye Sheng frowned and whispered, taking a deep breath, intending to take a detour again, looking for an opportunity.

And at this moment, on the original wreckage of the building, there were battles in more than one place, just the collision of electricity and flames downstairs, and from time to time there was a huge explosion sound, shaking the ground under the feet of the middle-aged gentleman.

"Heh, it's really hilarious." The middle-aged gentleman shook his head with a smile, looked at Yesheng as if he was sincere, and said, "Little girl, why don't you stop here, why are you pestering me?" ”

"If you leave obediently, I will naturally not pester you." Ye Sheng said coldly.

"Hey, what a pity, then I have to.." The middle-aged gentleman shook his head and said helplessly:

"I'm killing you."

The words fell, and Yesheng's pupils suddenly shrank! A violent sense of crisis suddenly arises!

"Sister Sheng! Be careful! ”

The subordinate who restrained the other person screamed and pointed at Yesheng's back!

Yesheng didn't want to lift her sword and turn around, but before she could see the appearance of the demon behind her, she was punched in the abdomen, and the whole person flew in one direction like a meteor!

......

......

On the other side, Fang Ran, who was confronting the zombies, finally found a way!

He found that the wall behind him seemed to be able to climb up on his own, and after climbing up, as long as he pushed the gravel, no one could get up!

Dry! It's a great way to go!

Also, Lao Tzu is so fucking witty!

"Stink... Stink... Stinking.. Fool, you're stuck here! ”

Forcibly restraining his fear, Fang Ran stammered and left the next sentence, turned his head and left, hey! Just climb that wall!

Fang Ran ran in that direction with an excited face, but he had just run two steps.

Rumble!

The wall collapsed.....

Fang Ran: "......"

A second later, Fang Ran raised his palm tremblingly, wanting to cry without tears and with a desperate face thinking of a terrifying possibility.

Am I really going where to go!?

Fang Ran fell into a huge trance and shock at this moment, and he didn't even see the half-unconscious Yesheng in the rubble pile.

"Roar!!" The zombie let out another roar, pulling at the rubble around him, and it seemed that he would be able to break free immediately.

Seeing this, Fang Ran finally gave up and exhaled a breath of turbidity, he slowly raised his hand to cover his eyes, and said in a calm and low voice:

"Well, fate, you won."

Then the next second, he suddenly broke the jar and shouted!!

"I can't just do it!!! Can't I do it!! Yes!!!! ”

Fang Ran's eyes lit up, as if he had dreamed of superpowers in his childhood and came back again, he gritted his teeth as fiercely, no longer caring whether he was holding a belt or a magic wand in his hand, everything in his memory was reviving, and every action in the anime was awakening in his mind!

The skill of turning the pen in high school is used to turn the waist of the pants... Magic wand! No problem at all!

The wand began to spin in Fang Ran's hand!

"I command you! Become the sharpest blade in my hand! Kuro cards! ”

He pulled out the heavy, textured card and threw it in front of him with the same movements as Sakura in the anime!

And then....

The Kuro cards fell straight to the ground.

Because the old man Newton explained the existence of gravity and other forces.

So there's no magic spinning in mid-air.

Waistband: Oh no, the wand struck directly into the air, and the air was suddenly deadly quiet.

Fang Ran suddenly felt very sad.

Obviously I've worked hard, obviously I've even shouted out the lines of shame of the spicy species, I...

Really hard work!

Fang Ran slowly knelt on the ground, suddenly like a salted fish that had lost all his strength and dreams, and the light gathered on him.

Only the sound of him crying and pounding the ground was the last to sound!

"I know!! The anime is full of deceptions!! I knew it wasn't that simple!!! ”