0504: [I'm the head coach for the playoffs]

Li Zhen likes direct girls like Scarlett-Johnson, so she doesn't write that kind of emotional chicken soup every day on her personal web page.

A man like Bruce, who is busy improving himself every day, doesn't have the time to appreciate those tactful feelings.

Straight to the point, straight to the point, isn't it?

Of course, Lee Jin didn't show up in Los Angeles to have a nurse-to-patient fight with a. His main goal is to hone his offensive ability more carefully before the playoffs.

Although the MVP battle is now hyped up by the media, Li Zhen will never let go of the idea of 'using' Kobe Bryant's tool man.

The Black Mamba is very happy about this, and he likes motivated people.

Therefore, he personally welcomed Li Zhen back to the manor. even expressed regret and jealousy for Li Zhen running out to stay overnight...... He is the kind of man who has to occupy every second of Li Zhen, and he can't wait to stay in the training hall with Li Zhen all the time.

Vanessa is critical of this, and she thinks Bryant should have a son of his own to cope with his insatiable desire to train, rather than focusing on a playboy: fruitless.

"So, what the hell did you do last night?"

"Why do I feel like you have better energy today?"

"Isn't there any special way for you to temper your body, is it Chinese kung fu? Why have I never seen you tired, and why are you improving so quickly? ”

Black Mamba has a lot of questions to ask Li Zhen.

But there is not a single question that Li Zhen can answer.

He couldn't tell Black Mamba, 'Last night I had an all-night experiential discussion with Scarlett, she played the nurse, I played the king, and under the immersive plot design, we achieved the great harmony of life through many high-frequency experiments. ’。

Moreover, my escalation system is so mysterious that you won't believe it when you say it.

Most importantly, if I tell you 'I stripped Michael Jordan of my cheating on Thunder Day and then evolved step by step,' there's a good chance that Black Mamba will turn into a modern-day Franklin and become a man who flies kites on Thunder Day.

It's too dangerous.

"I just went to take a shower last night. I don't know Chinese kung fu, and not every Chinese knows kung fu. The reason why I'm improving so quickly is because I'm diligent in training and working with the scientific team. ”

"If there's anything special about it, it's because I like baths."

Li Zhen casually made a nonsense reason. You have to find something special, so at this time, traditional Chinese culture has become a shield... He originally wanted to talk about acupuncture, but acupuncture was too painful, so let's take a bath.

Bath?

The Black Mamba was really intrigued.

"Yes, that's right. Traditional Chinese medicine bathing is good for blood circulation and body recovery. I think you can give it a try, and I've heard that it works wonders for having children. ”

Li Zhen sat at the dinner table and said this.

Before Kobe Bryant could answer, Vanessa couldn't wait: "Bubble!" Soak! Soak it tonight! Bruce, can you give me a recipe? ”

"Oh, you can go to Chinatown and find a Chinese medicine store." Li Zhen has no recipe.

What he didn't know, however, was... He is so nonsense, he really stirs up the wings of the butterfly. Kobe Bryant, who fell in love with bathing, did not get significantly stronger on the court, but he also changed the trajectory of many original things. For example, two days later, Vanessa bought an extended Cadillac.

Vanessa's eagerness made the implementation of the bathing project extremely fast... This is often the case in family life, and if the project is driven by the wife, it is usually very swift. And if it is a husband, he may have to read it a second time, a third reading, a rejection, a rejection, and then a failure.

Kobe Bryant is very compelling about his family status.

Fortunately, Fox Sports broadcast the latest situation in the Eastern Conference playoffs in a timely manner.

The obscure Philadelphia 76ers finally secured the eighth spot in the East through their final game win over the Toronto Raptors, becoming the last team to get a playoff ticket.

Unfortunately, the Toronto Raptors, who once occupied sixth place in the East, did not even make the playoffs because of their deliberate release.

Sharing the same tragic fate as the Raptors are the Indiana Pacers and the Chicago Bulls.

They were all kicked out of the playoffs.

"This is stealing chickens and rice." Li Zhen said sarcastically: "If they adopt a steady strategy from the beginning, the 76ers have no chance to enter the playoffs at all." ”

Bryant shrugged. "You've got to prove yourself in the playoffs now, the Philadelphia 76ers aren't an easy team to play against, they're as tough as an elephant's bones."

Well?

Elephant bones?

Have you nibbled?

Li Zhen was always confused by the inexplicable metaphors of the Americans.

However, when I thought of Kobe Bryant's high school diploma, I still didn't speak, so as not to say that Harvard top students were bullying.

With the final regular season game completed in the Philadelphia 76ers and Toronto Raptors, the eight playoff teams in the East have been released: New York Knicks, Boston Celtics, Orlando Magic, Cleveland Cavaliers, Detroit Pistons, Atlanta Hawks, and Philadelphia 76ers.

In the West, the Los Angeles Lakers, Dallas Mavericks, San Antonio Spurs, Houston Rockets, Utah Jazz, New Orleans Hornets, Denver Nuggets.

It is very different from the farce staged by the Eastern Army at the end.

The competition for the last in the west was fierce.

"Iverson's tank is still full of energy." Li Zhen was amazed by Iverson's average of 4.0 rebounds and 2.0 steals per game in the last four regular season games, and he did not forget to remind Kobe: "I feel that you also have to worry about being blackened." ”

Kobe raised an eyebrow, but he didn't care.

"I'm not afraid of Iverson in 2001, do you think I'll be worried about Iverson in 2008?"

The Black Mamba is domineering.

But let's be honest, Iverson in 2001 was much more powerful than Kobe Bryant in 2001, when Iverson was both the scoring champion and the regular season MVP, and the slogan "The question is the same, the answer is eternal" swept the world, and was even talked about as a representative of black culture. At the level of black street culture, Bryant never reached the influence of Iverson in his lifetime. Of course, this does not affect the fact that Kobe Bryant is greater and more successful than Allen Iverson.

"You picked the eighth place that was the most difficult to deal with. If you were the Raptors, the Pacers, or even the Hawks, I think you could win easily. But Cheeks' 76ers are very average, and the 76ers led by Andre Miller are extremely experienced and steady. Your first two games were very dangerous. ”

Kobe Bryant told Lee afterwards.

As the leaders of the two teams at the top of the Eastern and Western standings, they will inevitably worry about the Black Eight.

Especially recently, the basketball media has been hyping up wildly, saying that the Knicks are strong and middle-working, waiting to see them sink in the playoffs.

Although the media in Philadelphia is very low-key, the players have not come out to say anything harsh.

But it can't stand up to the media led by ESPN, plus the various analyses of a large group of basketball experts.

In the ESPN expert panel's vote, 15 of the 21 basketball experts believe the Philadelphia 76ers will win. Six of them were won by 10, seven by three, and by one who thought the Seven and Six would settle the battle in five games. What's more, the efficiency expert named Hollinger actually thinks that the Seven or Six will sweep the Knicks.

Here's why: The Knicks aren't very efficient, and Bruce's individual abilities are far inferior to his stats.

In this high-end data list, LeBron James is always the king. Like Iverson, Kobe, Anthony and even Pierce, these are all scum.

Li Zhen was also identified by him as a data brush, and he repeatedly emphasized that Li Zhen should not be included in the best team. He even said comically: "Bruce should be the regular season MVP and then put him on the second team." ”

This is simply deliberately difficult.

But Li Zhen didn't respond to him at all.

"Andre Miller is the best point guard in the league today at playing with his back to the singles." When Kobe Bryant sent Li Zhen to the airport, he still kept talking about the strengths and weaknesses of the players of the 76ers.

"The Seven-Six don't have obvious offensive strengths, but they are very well balanced in every position. If they drag you into a defensive war of attrition, it will be extremely disadvantageous to you. ”

"Iguodala is a very strong defensive player, he has a very good one-on-one defense and he is clean. If it's him who keeps an eye on you, you'll be passive. ”

"Thaddeus Young, Louis Williams, Reggie Evans, Dyreham Porter are all quasi-elite players above the level......"

The Black Mamba is like an old father, constantly chattering.

Li Zhen nodded silently.

Actually, he was more concerned with Rodney Carney.

Rodney Carney is now in the 76ers, and the Indiana-born descendant of an athletics family is the booster for Lee Zhen's takeoff. At the time, Li Zhen was still playing in the NCAA, and Rodney Carney gave him a great talent in the bar, which has benefited him to this day: his strong bouncing explosiveness comes from this.

If only he could give me a little more bounce talent in this series.

The last three days of one-on-one training have made Li Zhen feel the value of jumping ability more deeply, although many people think that jumping is just a flying spectacle.

But Li Zhen found that bouncing is an extremely important thing in actual combat.

This is especially true for technocrats.

Because Li Zhen's height is still slightly shorter than that of the Frontguard Swingman, he needs more aerial work. And many of his technical moves come from Jordan's lineage. Jordan was an authentic flyer back then, so many tricks were greatly discounted.

Moreover, Li Zhen thinks that if his bounce height is higher, he can completely expand the range outward.

And there are more ways to deal with blocks and close defenses.

So, bouncing is very important!

Li Zhen, who already has 84 points of bouncing talent, is very greedy.

That's probably why he Scarlett Johnson on the bedside table last night.

He may think he can squeeze some bouncing talent out of.

However, it didn't.

It just increased the rate of irrigation of his talent.

But there is still no sign of loosening...... The later you go, the more sweat you need to irrigate the talent space.

This even reminded Li Zhen of the famous story of 'rice grains on chess'. Put one grain of rice in the first grid, two grains of rice in the second grid, 4 grains of rice in the third grid, and 8 grains in the fourth grid...... With this multiplication, the whole kingdom was hollowed out.

And Li Zhen feels that his body may be hollowed out.

Alas!

Isaiah Thomas, who came out of the owner's house, sighed, and he finally told the story of the Golden Club Supreme VIP through multiple video calls with Zach Randolph.

Zach Randolph didn't understand why Thomas had given false testimony to his boss and gave an explanation.

But he did as he could, emphasizing that the card was given to him by Isaiah on a winter two years ago and even accurately indicating that it was the first weekend after Christmas when the Portland Trail Blazers played an away game at Madison Garden.

And he also described it vividly: "At that time, Isaiah and I were on the cusp of public opinion. But at that time, he firmly believed that I could change the basketball game by joining forces with him, and he used that card to recruit me. I made up my mind to work with him, and I came to New York......"

These words are full of loopholes, but Zack's righteous words did deceive James Dolan.

And, Dolan also looked through the record of the competition two years ago through his secretary, and it was true... That's when the Portland Trail Blazers played a game against the Knicks.

Everything fits perfectly.

Isaiah Thomas's layout ability is very strong in this regard.

So, the boss was relieved. And there is a sense of guilt that blames the Assassin, and he expresses his desire to give Thomas a salary increase, and sincerely admires Thomas's behavior of foreshadowing the gray line. That night, he took out the 82-year-old Lafite, which he had treasured for many years, and the two of them got drunk and rested.

The next morning, Isaiah Thomas got up.

Then, he appeared in front of the media in high spirits.

"I'm sorry the Toronto Raptors are out. However, they should be glad that they have escaped the fate of being swept in succession. ”

"It's also a shame that the Indiana Pacers didn't make the playoffs. However, this just says that... If you don't have the strength, it's a self-inflicted humiliation. ”

"The best coach is just a name for me, but... Who else but me can lift the trophy for this year's best coach? ”

"The Philadelphia 76ers are a simple and resilient team, and it does pose some superficial challenges for us."

"I really can't understand the brain circuitry of some people, the self-pros who say we're going to lose the series, don't they know that we have a 3-1 record in the regular season?"

"Bruce certainly has more important things to do in Los Angeles, and I'm not going to interfere with him doing anything, even though I know there are a lot of women in Hollywood who want to sleep with him. Honestly, even if he brought all his gossip girlfriends to the sidelines and cheered him on in sexy thigh-baring clothes, I wouldn't show any displeasure with him. I'm an enlightened manager, and I don't think anything Bruce does will affect his performance on the pitch. ”

Isaiah Thomas regains the aura of the Big Apple.

"Maybe you don't know, but I'm actually a head coach who was born for the playoffs!"

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