Chapter 1410: What's wrong with a man's perversion!
Bendu is about to soak cold, this little guy was stunned that he couldn't learn the simplest dog planing style, could it be that God saw that King Arthur was too good, so he deliberately left such a flaw in her?
Just like Alto lìya's sometimes superficial natural stay xìng and troublesome physique.
It's a big problem.
Little King Arthur seems to be in love with swimming, and her face is full of the determination to become a Buddha without empty vows, and it is conceivable that at least for the next few days, she will pester me to learn to swim, and I can only think about the fragrant mandarin duck bath with Jiāo's wives in my dreams.
Then at night, it was a matter of course that he came up to sleep with me, and my plan to attack Veras at night came to naught.
Tragedy!
In addition, the princess of Sanwu also came to join in the fun, I still remember the first day I just arrived at the elf clan, in the evening, this princess little shì girl came to me without saying a word, looked at me fixedly, looked at me.
What do you want to do?
Not being able to see anything in her eyes, I focused on her tiny movements, paused, and came up with two messages based on previous experience.
The first one, these three little shì girls have caused some trouble again, so they ran to my master for refuge.
The second one, these three little shì girls seem to have done something amazing, and they came to me to ask for praise.
Which option exactly? I turned my shrewd brain, thought about it, and felt that with the arrogant quirks of the three-no princess, I was definitely the first to swear in the name of God.
As a result, he was kicked by the princess, and it was still a combo from Gao Duan, and Xiao Tuǐ's stomach was still aching faintly.
"Little Black Tan, don't learn from those guys in the future, just be Daddy's most well-behaved daughter." Next to the ice coffin, I complained bitterly about the evil deeds of those people, a handful of snot and tears.
At this time, I was able to calm down alone and talk to Xiao Heitan.
Looking at the peaceful sleeping face of the little black charcoal, my heart is very warm.
Fortunately, I still have the most well-behaved little black charcoal to soothe my soul.
Because of his youth and ignorance, he brought back a biting ghost saint girl, and found two arrogant shì girls, and I don't know who shì is waiting for whom, and even the reserve of dry food dares to resist me, the head of the family, not only that, but has also been forcibly used as a mount recently.
These many mistakes have become eternal hatreds, and every time I sleep, tears soak through the pillow towel.
Fortunately, there are well-behaved daughters to soothe, but recently, Xi Lùsi and Ike lù have also been taught bad by Princess Sanwu, coupled with the more mature and bright girlish charm, gradually I can't resist, pain and happiness.
Now that I think about it, could it be that the little black charcoal is my last spiritual harbor?
Because of the miserable life in the past, Xiao Hei Tan's xìng character is more mature, more well-behaved, and more considerate, of course, it is not that the two little princesses are not considerate of my father, but they have not encountered the experience of Xiao Hei Tan, so many times they will not be as careful as Xiao Hei Tan.
Such a good daughter, but every daughter controls the coveted chicken soup for the soul, coupled with her poor life experience, thin appearance, and weak temperament, she can be very good to protect others, so that I can get a considerable sense of accomplishment as a father.
Thinking about it, I couldn't help but be more eager for Little Black Carbon to wake up, ahhhh
I hugged the ice coffin and rubbed happily on it.
As a result, his eyes unintentionally met Jie Lùka, who didn't know when he would come back quietly.
Me: Curse..."
Jie Lùka: Mantra..."
"It's full of perverts early in the morning, you perverted prince." was decisively complained about by this yellow joke shì girl.
"I am full of love for my daughter." Not to be outdone, I retorted.
"Love and perversion are just a thin line, and it's clear that the perverted prince has crossed that line."
With a whoosh, an arrow pierced the heart.
Tut! This shì woman has been getting more and more powerful lately.
But...
"What's wrong with being a pervert!"
I roared with the air of a mourning dog who had lost his limbs.
"I just want to be perverted to my daughter, can't I do that! Except for her daughter, there is no one who can be perverted, and even the last fun has to be recorded? ”
Jie Lùka was overwhelmed by my tragic courage, and was speechless for a while.
"I don't really understand, but I seem to have heard something terrible." In the end, even the undisciplined shì girl shook her head, looking like she couldn't do anything about me.
Hey, is it really that bad? It's normal for my daughter, right, Brother Carlos.
"There's really no way to take you pervert.
With a very regretful look, this unforgiving little shì girl came up and got into my arms with very different movements.
"Uh-huh, aren't you afraid that I, a pervert, will do something to you?" I rubbed my chin against her purple hair and chirped.
"If you have the ability, do it in front of Little Black Tan, you perverted father." Huang Duanzi shì女 is obviously mō penetrated my daughter control xìng, so she gave a defiant look in return.
Damn, keep this account in mind, and I'll let you know later what a dish is called a real shame play.
I hate the itchy teeth, but I am helpless, as this arrogant shì woman said, in front of the little black charcoal, I am really embarrassed to do too much.
"Don't you have to serve Grandma Jalanderan?" Silently making a note in my heart, I suddenly asked.
"Your Excellency the Great Elder is concentrating on teaching Lord Lena, so I can't disturb you."
"I see, doesn't that mean you snuck out?" "I'm just here to see the little black charcoal, don't get me wrong." "I didn't say you slipped out to see me, why are you in such a hurry to defend yourself."
I was immediately happy, hugged the little shì girl's body tightly, and gently touched her cherry chún, although I couldn't kiss in front of the little black charcoal, but the intimate little gestures could still be done.
"It's not that I'm worried that the perverted Prince will have a misunderstanding and do something strange before I explain it in advance."
If this kind of verbal attack can make Jie Lùka panic and shy, then she is not worthy of the title of Wujie shì girl.
"Oh, what weird thing did you decide I'd do?" I decided to tease this stupid shì girl.
"For example......
For example?
"For example, forcibly search my body and take away my family heirloom." Xiao shì female road out of a scared look (special for performance).
"What is a family heirloom?"
Although I feel like I've already lost half of the time by asking like this, I still can't help it.
"Birth control pills that can make men more perverted. ,… Sure enough, the little shì girl dug into the pocket of the shì woman and took out a suspicious bottle.
"The birth control pill still has this kind of murderous ability. ,… I was shocked.
"Because it's expired." The little shì girl said proudly.
"Does it work differently depending on the time of expiration?" I think I've learned something strange.
"It's different depending on the person, so it produces different effects." "This bunker." Again, I was shocked.
"Is there a contraceptive pill for perversion?"
Jie Lùka looked me up and down for a while, and shook his head with pity: "I'm sorry, there is a limit to the power of medicine. ”
"There are also times when expired birth control pills don't work."
"It's because the perverted prince's perverted Cheng dù is not ordinary."
"Is it really that strict?"
"No way, that's the truth, how about just being perverted in one breath?"
"Please allow me to solemnly refuse."
There is a match and no match, the two of us complained, our eyes staggered from time to time, and from time to time fell on Xiao Hei Tan, full of warmth.
"Ah, it's this time." I looked out the window and was alarmed.
"Is it time for a pervert every day?"
"Don't say it, I seem to be doing perverted things every day." I lifted the coffee table of my soul heavily.
"By the way, I change out of underwear will be used to be placed in the lower left cabinet, in a small one
It will be cleaned later, but during this time there will be half an hour to eat out, there will be no one else in the house, and the door will not be locked. "Oooh, that's useful news." I subconsciously hurriedly took out a small notebook, and the teacher remembered every word, if I had the opportunity......
There's a chance for your sister!!
Tearing up the little book with a hiss, I glared viciously at the sly smile of Jie lùka, and a beautiful arc on the corner of my mouth seemed to say, look, the violent lù out of this xìng.
"I'm sorry, I lied to you."
Suddenly, the god was upright, and this little shì girl apologized seriously in my surprise.
Liar, this guy, there must be some scheming, I'm vigilant.
"Actually, the underwear is not there." Jie Lùka, who continued to talk like this, observed my expression without blinking.
It's too sweet, Saint Seiya won't eat the same move again, I didn't move, I sneered in my heart and shook my ears slightly, and straightened up.
"Because there's no wear in there." In the form of my ears pricked up, the little shì girl said with a calm face.
No, no, no, this is a yīn scheme, this is just a yīn scheme!
I slapped my head desperately, trying not to sink my mind.
But Mu Mou, who was holding the little shì woman's hand tightly, couldn't help but move it lightly and rubbed it in front of her.
This, this, this, this soft and hard feel is......
I swallowed, and the sensation coming from my arm was clearly a cherry-like bulge that dotted high on the top of the plump sūxiōng.
I can't be calm bastard, although I have been a little ghost yòuhuò a lot, but I still can't calm down ah bastard, think about this gorgeous and noble shì women's dress, it turned out to be a vacuum state Thinking about it, my face was flushed, and my nostrils were panting and staring at the yellow duan shì girl, if it wasn't for Xiao Hei Tan, she would have been corrected on the spot a long time ago.
"Oops, why is the fruit that was just smuggled out from the Great Elder gone?" This little shì girl was very exaggerated, and let out a very fake startle, and then mō mō on her body, and finally mō in front of xiōng, leaned inside, turned her hand like magic, and two cherries appeared in her palm, and laughed with relief.
"It turned out to be here."
I fell headfirst to the ground.
When did you put it in, damn it, and it was put on the table again, Huang Duanzi shì girl, return my 凵之hún!
In the end, I could only slap her incense tún a few times as punishment, and then pat my ass and fight.
"Oops, it looks like I'm going to die a terrible death today." Looking at the time outside, I shrugged my shoulders helplessly.
"Then, I'll trouble you to accompany Xiao Heitan first." I turned my head heartily, pulled out a mouthful of white shining teeth, and gave a thumbs up to the yellow lady.
See, Red B, I'm not worse than you in this sunny * coolness.
"Where have you been sneaking up on the thief head and thief in the past few days, obviously it was not easy to come to the elf clan, such a stupid prince with suspicious whereabouts was simply kicked to death by a million horses."
Sitting next to Xiao Hei Tan, Jie Lùka glared at me dissatisfiedly and muttered in purple eyes.
I've recently realized that it's often possible to detect the anger of this stupid shì woman from the number of horses, a million horses, and it seems that she is not so angry with me.
"What if I say I'm going out to get the power to protect you?"
With my back to the light, I left my arrogant back to Jie Lùka, and the melancholy and vicissitudes of life that could not be concealed in my tone.
Six little black charcoal, don't become a liar like your father when you grow up. Jie Lùka ignored me, turned his head and came to a blow across the mountain, which shocked me and bleed.
Well, it seems that we can only tell the truth.
"Actually, I'm a shaky, and I've had a skin nose lately." I honestly lowered my head.
"Perverted." This little shì girl complained mercilessly.
"Well, no way, in order to be able to pervert forever in the future." With my back to them, I waved my hand, and this time I really took a step and was leaving.
As soon as he stepped out of the door, the sound of a mosquito moaning came.
"Dear...... My dear
… Walking. ”
I turned around in disbelief, only to see that in the room, the upper body of the stupid shì girl was lying lazily on the ice coffin without an image, leaving only the back of my head for me, and half of her pretty face was attached to the ice coffin, and a trace of white sè steam could be vaguely seen.
With a snickering in his heart, he gently closed the door, and left the crystal tree a hundred times faster than just now, and ran for more than ten minutes in a row to a remote place.
An arrogant and straight red figure was standing there, holding xiōng in both hands, exuding an aura that no one should approach.
Hearing the sound of footsteps, his eyes turned to this place, and he said coldly.
"Late today, double the training."
Suddenly, the relaxed and happy smiling face just now shrugged down bitterly.
On the other side, a secret gathering is going on.
The location is still the same small lake in the middle of nowhere a few days ago.
Leona, who has changed back into a girl's posture, is soaking in the lake with a proper face, for her, the world is big, and the bath is the biggest! In the past, when he was in the form of a dragon, he once set a remarkable record of sleeping underwater for three days and three nights.
Next to her, a small wooden barrel floated silently, what could it be if it wasn't the royal bathtub of little King Arthur.
But there was no one in the barrel anymore.
Little Arthur was staying outside, proudly showing off the results of her training in the past few days.
With both hands and feet together, they kept digging under the water, swaying and supporting the body of little King Arthur to float and move forward slowly.
"How's it going, Leona, Benang's swimming skills, I just learned them these days, and they're not bad." Little Arthur was so proud that she had finally conquered the water.
Leona was already scorched by Ray's outcast, and she didn't even have the heart to laugh.
"Who did you learn this from?" She looked at the small and cute King Arthur, but she used a very ugly and funny dog planing style to swim, and she felt a little dizzy.