Side story: Ah Li's dark cuisine

"Eh, come on, come on."

"Don't don't, don't make it unacceptable"

Looking at the black unidentified paste that was about to reach his mouth, Lu Yu glared in horror and flashed his face to the side.

It seemed that the cheese that had expired for a long time was stuffed into the rotten fish, and an extremely pungent smell came to the nostrils, which made Lu Yu a little unacceptable.

Coupled with the mud-like paste, Lu Yu was already trying his best to restrain the stomach acid rolling in his stomach.

"Hmph, do you dislike the food that Ah Li cooks?"

The spoon that wanted to be put into Lu Yu's mouth was always avoided by him, and Ah Li's face couldn't help but blush with anger.

"What a thing! Ah Li's food is the best in the world, how can I dislike it?"

Lu Yu said with a smile, but that reluctant look told Ah Li that his words were insincere.

"I don't believe it, unless you give me a bite right now."

"I've just finished lunch, hold on."

Lu Yu smiled bitterly and waved his hand, even if he hadn't eaten it, if he ate this dark dish, he was afraid that he would vomit out the overnight meal, right?

"Hmph~"

The cherry-like mouth pouted gently because of anger, but the slightly red face looked more cute and delicate because of this.

A pair of big watery eyes stared at Lu Yu so closely, full of resentment and coquettishness.

"Alas"

Looking at Ah Li's expression that seemed to have been wronged but made people extremely pitiful, Lu Yu sighed deeply.

Sure enough, it is the most difficult to accept the grace of beauty.

"Goo ————"

Looking at the black paste in front of him, which was still slowly flowing, Lu Yu couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva fiercely.

"Ah Li, or next time"

With a wry smile, he turned around and wanted to refuse, but he saw Ah Li looking at himself with a "smile" on his face, and the paper umbrella in his hand didn't know when it was opened, turning gently.

"Huh? What do you want to say? ”

"I said, this spoonful of food is so fragrant."

He smiled reluctantly, but his face turned pale, looking at the infinitely close dark cuisine, Lu Yu almost felt the feeling of being close to death.

Closing his eyes, Lu Yu trembled his hands with difficulty, and put the food in the spoon into his mouth.

Suddenly, sweet, sour, bitter, spicy and salty, all kinds of flavors are available, like an exploding balloon, and the diffuse feeling explodes in my mouth.

At that moment, Lu Yu even felt that his tongue no longer belonged to him.

"Lu Yu, how is it?"

Looking at Lu Yu's "excited" look, Ah Li asked expectantly.

This time, I added a pound of sugar, a pound of salt, a pound of MSG and chili peppers to the soup, and the cooked food must be very delicious and full of flavors, right?

"Me"

However, what answered Ah Li was not the praise of Lu Yu that she was expecting, but the constantly rolling eyes and the blurred foaming mouth.

Immediately, Lu Yu fell on the table with a "snap".

Lu Yu and Pei Baohu stood quietly at the door, secretly observing the kitchen, Ah Li, who was studying the recipe with a serious face.

Sure enough, Ah Li didn't seem to be able to recognize the difference between salt and sugar, so he directly added both of them in one go.

The same goes for vinegar and soy sauce.

"Lu Yu, I heard that you ate the meal you cooked today?"

With a gloating expression, Pei Baohu glanced at Lu Yu and couldn't hide the smile on his lips.

"Cut, looking at your appearance, it seems that you have been tossed a lot, right?"

Lu Yu also teased mercilessly.

"Alas, it's difficult, I've reminded her many times, but she just won't listen."

Pei Baohu sighed softly, with a helpless face.

"And, ah, I don't know what's going on with her recently, if she wants to conquer a person, she must first conquer his stomach, study those dark dishes every day, and try the knife with us."

Recalling the dark cuisine that was difficult to swallow, Pei Baohu couldn't help but feel a pimple all over his body.

Not only him, but even Yixing Yang Yuhuan and even Ming Shiyin were tragically "poisoned".

"With this kind of ability, it's a pity not to be an alchemist."

Pei Baohu complained with a serious face, and Lu Yu had no choice but to follow him and shake his head with a wry smile.

"Hey, why are you two here?"

Unexpectedly, when the two wanted to observe the situation in the kitchen again, the delicate voice suddenly rang in their ears.

"Ah Li?!"

was frightened by the sudden appearance of the delicate body, but the first thing that attracted the attention of the two was the bowl of green unknown objects in Ah Li's hand.

"What, the two of us happened to pass through here, and we still have things to do, you say, Tiger?"

Arching Pei Baohu, who had not yet reacted, Lu Yuyu said with a smile.

Then, the toes begin to step gently towards the back.

"Wait! Since you two happen to be passing by"

Holding the bowl in his hand, Ah Li smiled softly, "Then why don't you eat this bowl of mung bean soup I just made and see how it tastes?" ”

It turned out to be mung bean soup, no wonder it looked green.

But what the hell is that paste floating on the noodle soup?

"Leave, I really don't want to eat what you made"

Pei Baohu said bluntly, and said with a disgusted face.

"Cut, this is what I made for Lu Yu, you go aside."

was scolded by Ah Li, but Pei Baohu patted Lu Yu's shoulder with a smile, and said solemnly at all, "Hehe, brother, then I'll go first, good luck!" ”

Then Pei Baohu ran away in a puff of smoke.

"Ah Li, I"

wanted to say something appropriate, but Lu Yu was once again defeated by Ah Li's pitiful look.

"Ugh."

Sighing, looking at the "mung bean soup" in the bowl, Lu Yu seemed to be looking directly at the devil in the abyss.

"Ah Li, in fact, you can taste it a little before putting salt and sugar."

"Or, you can observe that the crystals of sugar are somewhat viscous, while the crystals of salt are dry and loose"

Standing behind Ah Li, taking over the white and soft hands, Lu Yu carefully explained the basic knowledge of cooking for Ah Li.

Then, holding Ah Li's jade hand and carefully lifting the kitchen knife, Lu Yu carefully cut the carrots on the cutting board into almost crystal slices one by one.

"Press the raw material with the left hand, hold the knife with the right hand, the knife and the raw material should be vertical, directly cut the raw material, and the focus of the knife is at the front end of the knife."

While taking Ah Li to practice it personally, Lu Yu explained in detail.

And Ah Li felt a little shy and nervous when he was held by Lu Yu at the beginning, and from the warm body behind him, and gradually became orderly under Lu Yu's soft guidance.

Unexpectedly, Lu Yu could do everything, from the skills of cutting vegetables to the dishes of various styles.

"Lu Yu, where did you learn it?"

Finally having a basic understanding and skills of cooking, Ah Li asked curiously.

"I used to know a little bit better, but then a chef taught me. In this day and age, how can boys live if they can't cook? ”

Lu Yu smiled bitterly and shook his head, as if he was not proud of his excellent cooking skills.

"Then, when Ah Li learns to cook and cook, he will cook delicious food for you every day, okay?"

Ah Li tilted his head slightly, looking at Lu Yu with a serious face, and his eyes were as tender as water.

In this case, if Lu Yu dares to say a word, I am afraid that he will not be able to see the sun tomorrow.

"That's going to bother you."

Rubbing Ah Li's ears, Lu Yu smiled.

In fact, Ah Li had that kind of heart, which had already moved Lu Yu.

Of course, Lu Yu was more concerned about the fear that Ah Li would feed him that terrifying dark food every day