Chapter Twenty-Seven: Routines

One has a broad face and a fat nose like a smiling Buddha, and the other wears sunglasses and looks like a fortune teller.

Two acquaintances who didn't look like Taoist priests at all appeared in front of Zhang Chulan, and clenched their fists slightly: "Little brother Zhang Chulan, let's meet again!" ”

"Poor Dao Yexing (Jiyun), on the order of Uncle Xiaoshi, take the two of them to the place where they rest."

"It's the two of you." Zhang Chulan immediately remembered: "It was the two of you who were by Zhang Lingyu's side at the beginning. ”

"Hey, exactly."

“......”

Walking on the mountain road full of glow, Zhang Chulan was silent for a while, and finally couldn't hold back: "By the way, two Taoist leaders, I want to ask you something." ”

The two of them immediately laughed: "If you have any questions, just ask, don't be restrained." ”

"Anyway, there's one thing I've always wondered about. Ever since I came down the mountain, your little uncle has been looking at me very unpleasantly. But it was the first time I met him, and I was surprised, what was it that annoyed him? ”

"At first, I thought he was having that stinky temper, but when I went up the mountain, I saw that something was wrong with him! Those who are kind to others are only aimed at me, is there any reason for this? ”

“......”

Time flies, and the sunset ends.

The night sky was bright with stars, the forest was silent, and almost everyone had fallen asleep.

Lying on the bed, recalling what Fang Cai Jiyun Dao Chang said to him, Zhang Chulan only felt that there was an indescribable feeling in his heart.

With a blink of his eyelids, two lines of tears couldn't help but flow out: "It turns out... I see... Even Zhang Lingyu, a Taoist priest, is no longer a virgin... Ha... Hahaha..."

Just as his grief was flooding, there was a bang, and the wooden door, which was so simple that it had no latch latch, was pushed open from the outside.

"Who!"

"What people!"

They were all aliens, and such a big movement woke up everyone in this room in an instant.

Zhang Chulan wrapped herself in the quilt and looked at it, and found that it was Feng Baobao with a cute face who pushed open the door: "Bao, Sister Bao'er!" Why are you coming to me so late? ”

"Stop talking nonsense, follow me."

After speaking, he pulled Zhang Chulan, who was holding his pants, and went into the mountains and forests.

"Sister Bao'er, where are you going to take me, there is a game tomorrow."

"I felt that you were restless during the day, and then I heard that the opponent was a tough hand, and I didn't think you could win, so just..."

Saying that, Feng Baobao jumped down with Zhang Chulan and landed on a trap: "It's here!" ”

Ignoring Zhang Chulan, who was completely stunned, Feng Baobao stepped forward and picked up the shovel: "We will dig a pit in this place in a while and bury him, as long as we leave a head outside, no one will die..."

"I've slipped through this place, it's safe, and no one will find out... They always say I'm a melon, but I'm not stupid at all, most of the time I'm witty and ruthless..."

"I'm witty, your grandmother has a leg!"

"Yo, what a great mood for the two of you on the big night. Three watches, don't sleep in the middle of the night, come out to do exercise. ”

On the branches, looking at Zhang Chulan who wanted to cry without tears below, Jiang Xin couldn't help laughing: "It's worthy of shaking Bilian Zhang Chulan, admire and admire!" ”

"Huh? Discovered? That's not going to work. Feng Baobao was excited, and he looked at Jiang Xin who was hiding in the leafy leaves with a shovel: "I'll bury it with you." ”

As he spoke, Feng Baobao was about to chase after Jiang Xin's position as soon as his feet moved.

It's just that without waiting for her to make a move, Zhang Chulan hugged her leg: "Sister Bao'er!" Stop! Can't bury it anymore! ”

Looking down at Zhang Chulan, Feng Baobao scratched his head in confusion: "What's wrong?" If one piece is buried, you will have one less opponent behind you. ”

The green tendons on his forehead moved, and Zhang Chulan couldn't wait to bury himself with a handful of soil: "There are a total of 32 people participating in this fucking competition!" It's hard for you to bury it! ”

"That's not necessary, some of them will know that they can't beat you at a glance." Feng Baobao waved his hand, and then fell into deep thought: "But the rest is..."

"Feng! Treasure! Treasure! ”

"Ah, oh, I see, I know."

Seeing that Feng Baobao had been persuaded to stop, Zhang Chulan stepped forward with a smile to untie Shan Shitong: "Hehe, big brother, I'm really embarrassed, don't be like this idiot..."

Then he looked at the branch again: "Brother, why don't you come down and talk together?" ”

"Okay, it's really not interesting to talk in secret." Jiang Xin hesitated for a moment, then agreed, jumped down from the tree, and landed behind Shan Shitong: "Anyway, your technique needs to be improved." ”

"Improvement what?" Zhang Chulan didn't react, thinking that Jiang Xin was talking to herself.

"Didn't talk to you." Jiang Xin waved his hand and looked at Feng Baobao: "You see that your rope is not qualified, if people have some ability to loosen their joints, they will soon be easily freed..."

"Listen to me, go learn those anti-joint techniques, tie his joints against him, so that he can't move. Get some more medicine, and the meridian valves are sealed to him, ensuring that he will never be able to escape again. ”

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Feng Baobao's eyes lit up and he stretched out his thumb: "You're right, you're more professional than me." ”

"Professional, your uncle!" Zhang Chulan couldn't hold back any longer: "Don't learn these strange things!" ”

After speaking, he turned his head to look at Jiang Xin: "And you!" Where did you learn these things? Don't teach people! ”

"Enough, are you done making trouble!" Shan Shitong had already sorted out his clothes on the side, and looked at several people with a talisman in one hand, full of anger: "You guys are in a gang, right..."

"Where did you see that I was in a group with him..."Suddenly, Zhang Chulan stopped, looked at Feng Baobao, who didn't know when he and Jiang Xin had mixed up with him to learn the scriptures, and was completely speechless.

"Sister Bao'er, Sister Bao'er..."

"What do you want me to do?" As if he didn't understand the current situation at all, Feng Baobao turned his head and looked at Zhang Chulan cutely, with a strange expression: "I'm studying..."

“......”

Shan Shitong's face twitched, and his whole body flashed brightly, and the talisman in his hand began to emit a ray of light: "I can't stand you anymore!" Let's take it! ”

"Wait!" Seeing that the fight was about to start, Zhang Chulan shouted: "Why don't we make a bet." ”

"The two of us have a fight, if you win against me, I will go with you to fight Sister Bao'er, if you lose, this matter will end here."

Glancing at Jiang Xin, Zhang Chulan's voice suddenly lowered: "You have also seen that that person's methods are more professional than Sister Bao'er, if you don't agree..."

"Besides, whether you win or lose, you don't actually lose, do you? If you win, let's fight Sister Bao'er together, and if you lose, you can also figure out my moves, this is a sure win. ”

Shan Shitong hesitated: "Okay, I promise you." ”