"Dude! You bastard, you sold me! , you!! ”

"Hey, brother, you have to understand that your sacrifice is valuable, don't you think I will sell all the remaining shaved ice~"

"Then the uncle rode a little electric donkey and chased me for half of the campus!"

"Eh, didn't you say brother, did you say you were going to run separately?"

"I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen to Wang Ba's recitation, let's die, one blow !!"

"!!!"

After experiencing the night of being gank by the uncle of the security department, such a voice sounded in the new house of the magical boy, and it was still unbearable to look at, but if you look closely, you can find that both guys are lowering their voices for fear of being slapped by Queen Ling.

Gou Yu looked at Fang Ran and Meng Lang who were tearing on the carpet, and sighed helplessly and said:

"Since we've been discovered, we don't have to go tomorrow."

"No way!"

"No way!!"

However, it was opposed by the two guys on the ground who were pulling each other's faces, and their attitude was very resolute.

"Mr. Lu Xun has said that there are only pits and death boxes in this world, and there are no chickens that can't be eaten!"

"That's right! Even if I don't know what the old brother is talking about in the name of Lu Xun, those freshmen who are tired from military training and the weather is very hot need us! Need our shaved ice! ”

The two people who were still fighting with elementary school students a second ago are now changing their faces to Zhang Yizheng's words, saying high-sounding and righteous words.

Just stared at the two of them speechlessly, thinking with a sigh in his heart.

Even if you two say such things,

But isn't it because I want to make money?

Because the magical boys who are in financial crisis are not willing to face the jungler cough cough uncle bowing their heads and admitting defeat (because of lack of money), even after being ganked, they are determined to resolutely implement their duties and obligations as the three heroes of shaved ice (unwilling to let go of such a lucrative opportunity) to save those swarthy freshmen (their pots) who suffer in military training and will eventually be sunburned!

thereupon

Monday.

Still sneakily refreshing in the corner of the playground, Meng Lang, who was behind the grass, poked his head out and looked around, and then whispered to Fang Ran, who was on the other side of the dog.

"Brother, there are no anomalies"

"You don't need money for shaved ice!! No money for shaved ice, you heard it right, it's no money for shaved ice! ”

Looking at Fang Ran, who had rushed out with a 'whoosh' before he could finish speaking, Meng Lang was speechless, and just call my 'name'.

Old, do you dare to be in a hurry?

Then, Tuesday.

Changed to another corner of the playground, Gou Yu stood at the intersection next to the outer wall, looked at it twice, sighed, and waved his hand at Fang Ran and Meng Lang, who had already entered the playground.

"Captain, no"

"You don't need money for shaved ice!! No money for shaved ice, yes, no money for shaved ice, don't miss the opportunity, lose it again! ”

Meng Lang: ""

Dude, you can really be in a hurry, and you fucking shout my name again!

Gou Yu: ""

Eh, Captain, what I want to say is the 'No way, the uncle is already here'

"Huh! A few of you! Who told you to come in and sell here again!? Eh, don't run! Stop me!! ”

After that, Wednesday.

"You stinky boys, you actually came in to steal water and sell shaved ice, see if I don't kill you today!!"

After a round of ping-pong pong, next to the window on the first floor of the teacher's building on the playground of Beijing University, three embarrassed figures suddenly turned out, swallowing saliva and shouting,

"I'll go! We obviously came to steal water at six o'clock in the morning, but we didn't expect the uncle to learn badly and learn to squat against us! ”

"! Dude, what are you talking nonsense, hurry up and push the cart! ”

"Well, that I said we don't want to"

"No!!" x2

In this case, the uncle, who is not allowed to climb through the window with his legs and age, just came around from the door, and he had already pushed the electric car carrying the sauerkraut tank and disappeared, leaving the uncle alone in the same place and incompetent and furious.

"You stinky boys, don't let me catch you!!"

Thursday.

Bang blah

In the dark, the favorite environment of horror movies, the sound of gurgling liquid flowing is non-stop, which is enough to frighten people into a terrifying situation, which will follow you as you walk in the dark and uninhabited corridor, layer by layer of stairs, all the time

It's been !!

It's ringing behind you all the time!!!

Fast! Tear your hair into a knot and throw it behind you for it to pick up! Fast! Cover the face of the open-eyed puppet and let it eat!

On the first floor of a teacher's building, the thirteenth window from the left, under this supernatural number position that the West regards as an ominous symbol!

It was the strange figure huddled in the moving darkness, the pale face suddenly illuminated by the light, pointing at the source of their terrifying sounds, and letting out a terrible roar!

"Hold the grass! Brother, why the are you pointing the hose at me, right tank, my pants are getting you wet!! ”

"It's so dark I can't see clearly!"

"So, didn't I give you a flashlight!?"

"My godbrother, come up with the idea of wearing a curtain cloak and a night coat to steal water before dawn at three o'clock in the middle of the night, you are such a ghost!"

"Didn't I be scared of being squatted by my uncle all the time yesterday, and, it's okay, brother, after all, we are active participants in the night."

"But, brother, I think we are stealing water in the middle of the night to discredit the identity of the participants, and it is easy to be beaten if you say it."

"Amount"

And then, um, Friday.

"Then I want a glass of shaved ice, and your smile, little brother!"

A lively and cute, energetic girl jumped to the shaved ice stall in the corner of the playground and said with a loud smile.

"Give."

Seeing her so happy and energetic, Gou Yu also smiled and handed her a cup of shaved ice, but her good-looking smile revealed vicissitudes and tiredness for some reason.

"Wow~~"? (?≧?≦?)??

As soon as she received the shaved ice, the energetic girl directly put a big spoonful into her mouth, then covered her head, and endured the headache with her eyes closed and showed a happy smile.

"This sweetness is really amazing, this time I bought a floral one, k! Little brother can make such shaved ice, you are really amazing! ”

"Ah, haha, thank you for the compliment, it's good that you can be satisfied."

Gou Yu's smile stiffened slightly for a second, and then replied with a smirk, listening to the sound behind him

"Damn! That's my ability to make shaved ice! My abilities! Mine hmm! ”

The voice of a staff member who wanted to step forward to theorize after a second of blowing up his hair and picking up his double knives, and the voice of a staff member who held him up and then covered his mouth to persuade him.

"Dude! Dissipate your anger, you calm down, the girl is just polite and polite to find a topic to talk to a small or. ”

"Are you still selling this afternoon?"

The energetic girl bit the plastic spoon and stared at Gou Yu's face, and asked without shying away from staring at him.

"Why do you ask?"

Gou Yu said with a little crying and laughing, and put out a box of shaved ice, which can be done without him beckoning, so that the person who buys the shaved ice can directly take the scan code and pay, which perfectly solves the design of too many people and too short time, from their rich experience in fighting with the jungler in the past few days.

However, hearing Gou Yufan's rhetorical question, the energetic girl shook it with a plastic spoon, raised her eyebrows, and thought about it very innocently and said:

"Because everyone guessed that it was still sold so cheaply on such a hot day, you must be selling shaved ice on an interesting day, and then indulge in the fun of fighting wits and courage with the uncle of our school security office all day long, so we are all talking about whether you will just stop selling it and play with the uncle"

The boys who were scanning the code with shaved ice next to them also nodded in agreement:

"Yes, yes."

"yes, we're worried that you won't be able to do it one day, and you won't have any shaved ice to sell."

Gou Yu: ""

Is that what you think?

"The ghost is addicted to the fun of that Uncle Chen! Brother, if you let go of me, I'm going to cut her, I'll go now! ”

Holding the double knife, Fried Mao Ran was stopped by Meng Lang again, but at this time, the girl didn't stop talking, after she finished eating the last spoonful of shaved ice, she muttered with happiness on her face:

"Ah, it's delicious, little brother, you make shaved ice so delicious, you can make cakes, you look handsome, I really want to take you straight home and keep making delicious food for me~~!"

Looking at the blush on her face full of happiness, being praised so bluntly, Gou Yu was a little embarrassed, crying and laughing, and at the same time, she began to be restless when she heard the voice behind her.

"Damn! That's the little one I'm going to take home with me! My little or! My Mmmm ”

"Dude, oh my god! Don't bite my hand! Small or! Fool that girl away! ”

Gou Yu: ""

Uncle, I beg you, come quickly.