061 Farce
No one could have imagined that Lomov would make such a crazy move, most of the deputies in the audience and the members of the Central Executive Committee on the stage were stupid, until Lomov stuffed the paper ball into his mouth, and Pjanitsky, who was next to him, let out a roar of rage, rushed up and grabbed Molov's neck.
Lomov, whose neck was jammed, naturally couldn't swallow the paper ball, and he couldn't even breathe, his face turned red, and his hands desperately broke Pjanitsky's iron fist.
"Stop them!" Kirov in the audience shouted, "Otherwise, people will die!" ”
Kirov's voice sounded anxious, but an attentive person could tell that in the anxiety he deliberately faked, what was really hidden was a secret joy.
What is Kirov happy about? Of course, it was the joy that Lomov had destroyed the most important evidence, and without those deadly signatures, they would have had a chance to get away with their guilt. That's why he made a special emphasis on "will kill people", the meaning of this subtext is very clear, that is, to ask Pjanitsky to let go and let Lomov destroy the evidence.
However, Pjanitsky really had two strokes, seeing that the light of pinching his neck did not work, I don't know if it was due to his personality, or if he had an idea, he actually reached out and scratched Lomov's armpits.
Here, Lomov desperately wanted to swallow the note, naturally it was impossible to open his mouth, and he didn't even dare to breathe, and he hadn't practiced the Turtle Breath Dafa, and his face suddenly turned red. Then he was suddenly tickled by Pjanitsky, and immediately let out a snort and squirted out the paper ball in his mouth.
Pjanitsky shook Lomov away, whether evil or not, snatched a cup of paper soaked with Lomov's saliva. I saw him spread out the wet paper ball. Although many places are soaked with saliva. But the bottom few signatures can still be distinguished.
Pjanitsky carefully handed the paper back to the Central Executive Committee. Fortunately, he said: "Fortunately, I move quickly, and I can still see the signature or something clearly!" ”
Speaking of this, he turned to Lomov and scolded: "Lomov, what else has he to say so far. Comrades can see clearly, you are trying to destroy the evidence, trying to cover up your crimes! You shameless scum! ”
There was a boo in the venue, that is, Lomov was thick-skinned and could still endure without shame. I'm afraid that other people are already self-conscious.
Pjanitsky continued: "Comrades, you have just seen very clearly, the truth of the matter has been revealed! ”
"Not necessarily!"
Kirov's face was as black as the bottom of the pot, just now he thought that Lomov could give a force, if this most unfavorable evidence was destroyed, then there was room for redemption, but who would have thought that this goods would be so ineffective - you can't fucking be smart, don't swallow the whole piece of paper! Tear off the signed position and eat it! Nima, people are stupid, what are you really doing. What can't be done!
So seeing that Pjanitsky was about to close the coffin, he had to jump out again. "The authenticity of this agreement needs to be verified by authoritative experts, and I doubt that these signatures are forged by Gregory, who has already lost his mind, and this kind of thing is done!"
As he spoke, he also glanced at his fellow party members in the Central Executive Committee, and he immediately reacted and echoed in his voice: "That's right, in the spirit of finding out the truth and being responsible to our comrades, it is really necessary for us to study the authenticity of this agreement!" ”
"That's right, and the signature on this page, which was damaged by Comrade Lomov, is already blurred, and it is impossible to draw conclusions in a hurry!"
Pjanitsky was so angry that his face turned red, he could already see that Kirov definitely had a grudge with Lomov, otherwise he could talk to Lomov like this. Look at what these members of the Central Executive Committee have said, the handwriting is clear, but he wants to say vaguely, isn't this reversing black and white!
"Whether the handwriting is clear or not, I think you can let all the comrades present take a look at it and let them make their own judgments!" Pjanitsky said angrily, "I now suspect that there are people who are trying to protect Lomov and Smirlov!" ”
Who would have thought that the goods in the Central Executive Committee would be even angrier than Pjanitsky, and they jumped up as if they had been stepped on by their tails, and reprimanded Pjanitsky: "Comrade Pjanitsky, we must warn you that you are responsible for what you say, and your current behavior has seriously gone out of line!" ”
"It's you guys who are out of line!" Pjanitsky roared angrily, "Only blind people can talk nonsense like you!" ”
"Don't be vexatious! Comrade Pjanitsky, we warn you last time, we have made it very clear that even if the signature on it is clear, there is no evidence to show that it is the handwriting of Comrades Lomov and Smirlov! We are proceeding with this matter in a prudent manner! ”
Pjanitsky sneered and asked rhetorically: "If the signature is not genuine, why would Lomov be so nervous about it, and why would he destroy the evidence in front of his comrades?" I want to ask you, if the signature is fake, if Lomov is not guilty, why did he do this! ”
These words left the members of the Central Executive Committee who spoke for Lomov speechless, and although they could make a fuss about the authenticity of the signature, they could not deny what Lomov had done. With so many pairs of eyes watching, no matter how thick-skinned they are, they can't open their eyes and tell nonsense.
Seeing that the situation was going to be bad, Kirov hurriedly interjected: "Lomov, say, what did you just do to destroy the evidence!" Say, are you too frightened and messed up for a while! ”
Before Lomov could answer, Pjanitsky preemptively ridiculed Kirov: "Comrade Kirov, I really doubt that you are Comrade Lomov's own son, so excuse him!" Even the excuses were thought of for him! Can you be more shameless? ”
Kirov's face suddenly turned red, and he just wanted to quibble, but the deputies in the audience couldn't look at it anymore and shouted: "Shut up, Kirov!" What you've done really disgusts us! ”
The public was furious, even if there were people in the Central Executive Committee, Kirov had to obediently shut his mouth. Of course. Before you shut up. He gave Lomov a vicious look, as if to warn the fool to be smarter.
The eyes of the audience were once again focused on Lomov, and everyone wondered how this idiot would justify his stupidity, but he definitely didn't want to pretend to be crazy and stupid to get by, as Kirov suggested.
For a moment, Lomov felt that Alexander, he looked at Kirov, and then secretly glanced at the audience, the situation was very bad. If he can't justify himself, today will be over.
Lomov didn't dare to come out, his lips were closed tightly, and his heart was full of remorse at this time. Don't think that this is a prodigal son who is ready to turn back, he has no repentance for the mistake of capitulationism, what he really regrets is that he was too impulsive just now, he shouldn't have been so impatient to try to destroy the evidence, it turned out to be too stupid!
In fact, Lomov was also a little surprised, he felt that he should be considered a smart man. Why was he so excited and so breathless at that moment just now? What about having a signature. As Nakirov said, it can be said that it was fake, and he was also very sure that he had never signed that agreement, since he knew that it was fake, why be so impulsive?
Lomov naturally couldn't figure out what he was impulsive, all of this was Li Xiaofeng's handiwork, he just used a little spell to make Lomov lose his cool and make a wrong judgment. It's so simple for a half-immortal.
Time passed minute by minute, but Lomov remained silent, because he didn't know how to explain his previous actions, and he really wanted to say that it was just a spur of the moment. But this lame excuse must also be believed by the representatives below!
"It's not easy to pass this level!" Lomov lamented in his heart, "If I had known this, I should have learned from Grigory who fainted, how good it would have been to faint!" If you faint, you don't have to face this kind of deadly questioning! ”
Hey! Lomov suddenly reacted, and pretending to be stunned seemed to be a good idea! Suddenly, he suddenly opened his mouth, and after screaming, he lay down on the ground softly.
The boos rang out again, probably because Lomov's acting skills were so bad and he was so dizzy that all the delegates didn't believe that he was really dizzy anyway.
However, Lomov fainted very well with current affairs, which made Kirov very satisfied, and he said to himself: "You idiot is not stupid at home, although the acting is so-so, it is fake at first glance." But what about the fake, all I need is this excuse. ”
Suddenly, Kirov stepped forward and said heavily: "Comrades, I have said a long time ago that a complex event like this cannot be solved in a hurry. It is not correct for us to put pressure on these comrades in vain, and I think we should take a long-term view and set up a special task force to slowly find out the truth of the matter...... Now that Comrade Lomov has also been forced to faint to death, it can be seen that we should be more patient, and if we continue to fire artillery and exert pressure indiscriminately, I am afraid that our comrades will be forced to death...... This practice is extremely wrong, it is a blatant political persecution! ”
Before the two words of persecution were finished, Lomov, who had just fainted and fell to the ground pretending to be dead, suddenly bounced up, as if something was biting his ass, and the thing jumped up quickly, "Ah! It's hot! ”
This action was too delicate, where it looked like a person who was overwhelmed by great pressure, and the lively appearance made the venue boo again.
Even Kirov was dumbfounded and shouted: "How did you get up!" ”
Pjanitsky sarcastically said: "Comrade Kirov, it seems that you also know that Lomov is pretending to be dizzy!" Speaking of this, he turned to the representatives in the audience and indignantly accused: "Comrades, you all see, this is the political persecution that some people say? I think he's purely trying to evade the problem by playing dead! ”
Kirov's face was red and blue, he couldn't wait to go up and kick Lomov's idiot, Nima, pretend to be dead and lie down, what are you doing when you suddenly get up? Think you don't have enough foreign appearances and aren't big enough?
Lomov also knew that he had done something wrong, and in the face of Kirov's cannibalistic eyes, he explained hesitantly: "I'm not...... Deliberately, just ...... It's really hot on the ground! ”
There was another round of laughter in the room, and almost all the delegates were laughing at Lomov's ugliness and giving endless ridicule to this pretentious fool. When the ridicule reached its climax, the most dramatic scene happened again, and Lomov, who had just "woken up", miraculously fainted again in full view of everyone. This made the laughter, which had reached its climax, suddenly rise by another octave.
Kirov's face was so gloomy that he could almost drip water. He was anxious about Lomov's IQ - could you be a little more stupid!
The veins on Kirov's head were throbbing. He knew that he couldn't go on like this, and if he continued to let Lomov, a fool, play freely, it would not only be a Lomov and Smirlov who would be finished, but he would also have to be buried with him!
"Idiot, stop pretending!" Kirov rushed up and kicked Lomov hard, roaring: "Hurry up and answer the question!" There is no point in playing dead! ”
And this time, Lomov, who was kicked, no longer had the urgency of burning his ass just now, and he didn't move. His heels were tight, and his hands were firmly attached to the seams of his trousers, as if he was lying on the stage and standing in a military posture. This stiff expression made the laughter in the audience even more harsh, and some representatives were already rolling on the ground with laughter.
Kirov trembled with anger, he couldn't describe someone's stupidity in words, could you be more clumsy, even more cheating? You damn clown, where do you think this is, a circus?
In fact, it is Lomov who really feels the pain, and of course this thing will not be so stupid. The reason why he did such an ugly thing was naturally because an immortal was spoofing him. A fixation technique was thrown at him. Lomov couldn't move even if he wanted to.
"You guys like this Lomov in Lu, he's a clown who jumps off the beam at all!" Li Xiaofeng sarcastically mocked Mikoyan.
The reason is very simple, just now Mikoyan said very awesomely: No matter what means Li Xiaofeng has, it doesn't matter how much evidence he has, as long as Kirov is there, as long as their people have a certain advantage in the Central Executive Committee, then Li Xiaofeng will never want to liquidate Lomov, let alone win.
Of course, Mikoyan couldn't say a word at this time, he was so angry, or so stupid, that he didn't hear Li Xiaofeng's ridicule at all, and all he thought about was how to get out of the current passive situation.
Is there a way? It should be said that there is basically none, because no matter how Kirov kicks Lomov and scolds him, the thing is just lying on the ground motionless, like a dried corpse.
"Comrade Kirov, I advise you to save some effort!" Pjanitsky sneered, "I don't think you can make Lomov come to his senses, uh, maybe you're the one who made him play dead?" Are you using bitter meat tricks? ”
There was another burst of laughter in the audience, and now most of the delegates recognized one thing - Kirov and Lomov were in the same group, and everyone was very happy to see these revolutionary enemies make a fool of themselves.
Kirov's chest rose and fell rapidly, and it seemed that he was tossed by Lomov, and after kicking Lomov's little brother hard, he had to admit that some idiot seemed to be ready to play dead to the end, and he couldn't wake up. If it goes on like this, it will only be more embarrassing, and it is better to end it all quickly!
"I don't know what kind of bitter meat trick I have!" Kirov cheekily said, "I just know that Comrade Dolomov really can't be woken up, he may be suffering from some kind of disease, I think he needs a doctor!" In this case, we cannot come to the truth. Therefore, I implore the Central Executive Committee to suspend the termination of the investigation and wait for Comrade Lomov to wake up. ”
Pjanitsky sarcastically said again: "What if he refuses to wake up?" Let's assume it didn't happen? ”
This time, Kirov had made up his mind that he was not going to deal with Pjanitsky, he just wanted to end it as soon as possible and move on to the next topic.
However, he wanted to hide, but Pjanitsky did not relent, and he also said to the Central Executive Committee: "I don't think there is a need to suspend the investigation at all, the truth of the matter is already obvious, Lomov, Smirlov, Usievich and Zinoviev need to be held accountable for this, and we should hold them accountable and remove these black sheep from the ranks of the revolution!" ”
Kirov suddenly became impatient, and said: "I have already said that the truth of the matter still needs to be investigated, Comrade Pjanitsky, you are so impatient, so unrelenting, what are you for!" What ulterior motives do you have! ”
Pjanitsky said without giving an inch: "My only aim is to make those who betray the revolution pay!" But you, Comrade Kirov, have been speaking for these traitors, what is your intention! ”
Kirov was furious and roared: "Comrades, you have all seen it! Comrade Pjanitsky has always been prejudiced against me, and now this prejudice has risen to slander and slander! I solemnly ask the comrades of the Central Executive Committee to give me back a clean slate and shut up the crazy Pjanitsky! Don't let him keep messing around! ”
Kirov's plan is very clear, that is, he wants to use the advantage of the Central Executive Committee to gag Pjanitsky's mouth and prevent him from continuing the bad things. But he forgot that Pjanitsky was not easy to bully, and although he had little influence on the Central Executive Committee, he could influence many delegates in the audience.
"It's you who want to shut up, Kirov!" Pjanitsky glared at Kirov angrily, took a step forward, and shouted almost at Kirov's nose: "You shameless villain who turns black and white upside down, what qualifications do you have to spray feces here?" All the comrades saw your clumsy praise, and now, you still have the face to ask for something from the Central Executive Committee! Are you all fools when we are! (To be continued......)