Chapter 328: Fang Ran's Escape Plan (4) - On the Self-cultivation of the Male God
Although the mental activity that goes straight to the point from the beginning seems a little abrupt, I still have to say....
Well, I'm sure you guessed it too.
That's right.
I'm going to run away.
Because....
I really can't live this day! (Crying)
Look at what kind of life I've been living since I started this summer!
Yes?
It's one day!
It's either hell training or eating in class, and even the only night off is that I met a kidnapper who can transform into a big monster that destroys the city like Ultraman! (╬Anger)
Since the beginning of this summer vacation, the baby has never rested at all!
You have a vacation summer vacation, I don't have an unfilial summer vacation like you!
(╬╯◣д◢)╯(┻━┻(Angry!) )
This is not the day I imagined, my summer vacation is clearly the kind of summer vacation where you can be lazy and lazy at home and wait for death, and you can apply for funds with your mother to go to the beach to see the big sister in bikini!!
It's definitely not like you!
(╬╯◣д◢)╯(┻━┻(Angry again!) )
(Whisper: Haven't you been to the beach)
Get out of here (roar)!
If you don't say it, I'm almost forgetting that at the beginning of this summer vacation, I almost capsized in the Pacific Ocean!
Sunday, early morning, AM 5:00.
Fang Ran, sitting on the toilet lid with a serious face as if he was constipated, put his hands crossed in front of his face, and thought about it painfully.
It stands to reason that at this point in time, after a day of hell training, he will not leave his bed no matter what, except for the punctual thunder of the devil instructor Su Qun's unstoppable 'training time'.
However, since yesterday afternoon was a magician's illusion teaching, Fang Ran booked six alarms every ten minutes from 4 o'clock in the morning, and finally managed to wake up an hour early.
Burst... Why is there a bitter feeling of wanting to cry?
Compared with the tricky hammers of the various inhumane subjects of the dormitory, and the various high-voltage freehand experiments of lime, the magician's training is obviously the easiest and Fang Ran's favorite one.
Although he can't find the north who is deceived by all kinds of dazzling means every time... Ahem, I'll talk about that later.
Now the most important thing is...
Fang Ran realized the main reason why his first three escapes had failed!
Yes, that's right!
It's a matter of time!
It's too obvious to go to the toilet every time you use the excuse of having a stomachache, and after all, it's not realistic to run away during the training time!
Therefore, Fang Ran decided to change the time after thinking about it this time, and it was extremely hard...
Woke up a little early.
"I don't believe it.... This time, I still can't even run out of the gate of the night game! ”
Fang Ran, who was sitting on the toilet lid and was fully prepared, gritted his teeth and said viciously, and then quickly began to plan his escape route!
First of all!
The most important thing is how to avoid Emma!
For the night bureau, which seems to be the mechanical lady of the front desk, it is actually the artificial intelligence that is responsible for most of the affairs of the night bureau, Fang Ran is deeply disgusted.
His first three escapes were almost all folded in Emma's hands, the first time he was caught through the wall by surveillance, the second time he was invisible and marked by thermal energy, and the third time...
Alas, the third time will not be mentioned.
She must have known that Lime and the magician were at the door before she said, 'You can't escape'!
Damn it! Cunning artificial intelligence!
"This time, huh! Since it's not training time, the baby flies straight out of the window! ”
Fang Ran showed a sinister smile, click, stupid, I didn't expect it, the baby will not only pass through the wall, but the baby will fly!
This time I didn't take the usual path, I flew straight out of my floor, I see how you still catch me, Emma!
Wowha!
Stupid artificial intelligence, bow down to the baby's wisdom!
"Manifest, this black hole through the barrier, opening the way to freedom and the seaside of this king!"
Fang Ran stood up violently, and then in the bathroom where he was alone, he covered one of his eyes with one hand, opened the other hand against the wall, and shouted in a low voice that as long as one person hears it, he will roll and want to die!
[Pull Card] activates, and a pitch-black round hole opens on one of the walls of the bathroom.
Fang Ran had already investigated, this wall was the closest side to the outside, and Hua Ling went to look for Yesheng and never came back, Lime and the magician went shopping in the Dongjiang District of the capital because it was a weekend, and the recovery was also suddenly received a call yesterday, and something went out.
The bastard who gave himself women's clothes and saved himself once is still locked up in the bureau.
Brother Su Qun should also be sleeping at this time.
Other words...
Today, now, is the weakest day of the night guard!
It's a great chance for your baby to escape!
"Playing in the sand castle by the sea, I have come to a better life!"
Fang Ran shouted loudly, then took out the [Floating Card] and rushed forward, and the pitch-black world in front of him only lasted for a moment.
And then there's the open air!
The air was flowing in his ears, and Fang Ran controlled his speed, slowly drifting towards the ground, thinking in his heart.
It's just five o'clock now, and even the big brother of Su Qun would never have thought that he would implement the plan at this time!
Hahaha, no one can stop the baby this time, the genius with a full score in all subjects is about to return home!
Falling to the ground, feeling the feeling of being down-to-earth, watching the night bureau in the early morning except for the military guards standing guard and the morning exercise of the big brother of the dormitory, there is no one else.
Fang Ran couldn't help but shed muddy tears, great, this time I can finally go back...
Return...
Return....
emmm.....
Wait a minute.
(°ー°〃) I just saw something unexpected, and quickly ran over.
Turning his head stiffly, he looked at the group of people who were running in the morning with hundreds of pounds of heavy burdens on their backs on their backs on the school field, and while running, they also held knives and slashed fiercely.
Fang Ran: "......"
Puff_(:ι」∠)_
It's not what I planned.
An elite male god like you shouldn't be able to solve a series of problems such as washing and dressing in just ten minutes, and you will have a good sense of time, and you will prepare ten minutes in advance for everything...
Did you wake up around 5:30!?
Why are you now in your baby's field of vision?
"Huh? Fang Ran? You're awake, just in time, I'm just going to call you in a moment. ”
Sensing Fang Ran, Su Qun was a little surprised that when he went to call him every day, Fang Ran, who slept like a dead pig, woke up so early, opened his mouth and said, and then threw down the weight of hundreds of catties on his back.
smashed on the ground and made a dull sound of 'bang', the corners of Fang Ran's mouth twitched, his brows jumped, and he was about to cry and tremble:
"No, Brother Suqun... How did you.. This point... So early... No... This is not possible..."
I almost bit my tongue no matter how dizzy, and finally Fang Ran had nothing to love, and asked with an expressionless face.
"Brother Suqun, what are you doing?"
"Me? I'm doing morning exercises, and since I've been training for you every day lately, I've moved my morning exercise a bit earlier. ”
Su Qun was very surprised, and he replied with such a question.
Fang Ran:((유∀유|||))
Do you mean that you take me to run 10,000 meters in stride every morning, and you don't even count your morning exercises!?
Anyway, you still have morning exercises every day!
Thinking of this, Fang Ran swallowed his saliva tremblingly, and asked with trembling eyes:
"What's that.... Brother Suqun, what time are you... It's up..."
"It's half past three, I'm used to exercising for two hours every morning."
Su Qun moved his body, stretched his joints, and put the knife into the sheath and replied simply.
Fang Ran: "......"
Half past three....
I remember after class at 9 o'clock yesterday, you said that you still have to deal with official business and go back to your room later...
Poof, Fang Ran covered his face in his heart.
I'm sorry, my perception is still too naïve and there are no shoes, I thought that precise control was the style of a male god, but I really never thought of it.
It turns out that the creature of the male god can be busy from morning to night no matter the day, and after high-intensity training, can he sleep less than six hours!?
(*꒦ິ⌓꒦ີ)
Fang Ran looked at Su Qun with a desperate face, thinking in his heart that even though he had always regarded Su Qun as a role model and had a super high evaluation, he still underestimated the cold elite male god in front of him.
Since I found that the nutritious lunch was difficult to eat, I have been eating with myself every day with a blank face, whether it is 10,000 meters or other training, it is all a group of hosts who lead by example, not only training for themselves.
Is it so strict with yourself?
You think that people are cold male gods who accurately control the time every day and get up on time, but you never imagined that they are actually super male gods who get up at half past three for morning exercises!
"Recently, I thought about it, summarized the recent training, and decided that on Sunday in the future, I plan to arrange some training for you to go out, just today you get up early, let's clean up, let's go out."
"Oh."
Fang suddenly felt that everything was good.
Fang Ran's escape plan, the fourth time, failed.
This time he ran out of the night gate.
Although, he was supposed to go out today.