Chapter 34: Dinner and Hair
Before dinner, Kakashi took Naruto out to buy groceries.
"This, and ——......"
Naruto furrowed his eyebrows, picking out the dishes he didn't like to eat from the stalls of the grocery store and putting them in the shopping basket that Kakashi was carrying.
"Naruto, wait a minute, are you going to eat everything you don't like today?"
Kakashi was simply shocked.
…… What kind of punishment is this?
"Hmmm......"
Naruto picked up a cauliflower in disgust, picked out another green broccoli, and gestured at Kakashi's head.
Well, it's still Kakashi's face that's bigger.
- "These two must be cleaned!" If you don't wash it cleanly, it will ...... There will be bugs. ”
Naruto beckoned to Kakashi and whispered in his ear as he crouched down.
"Good...... I'll definitely wash it up. ”
Kakashi looked at the dishes in the shopping basket and wondered what kind of dinner he could make out of them.
Naruto went to the two bitter melons with a bitter face again.
"This one is going to ...... I want sweet and sour, because it's really too bitter, and I won't eat it if it's not sweet! ”
Naruto stuffed the bitter gourd into the corner with a dying-ready expression.
- "That's pretty much it...... You remember to make a list, and you must make these dishes especially delicious in the future, do you hear? ”
Naruto ran again and took two onions in one hand, smashing them to less than two centimeters from Kakashi's eyes.
…… Unfortunately, unpeeled shallots generally don't spill the juice that can make people cry.
Unless he has the strange power of Tsunade's eldest sister and pinches them up.
But even if you have it now, you can't do it, you have to settle the bill first.
Naruto pushed Kakashi's leg as he stood up, telling him to go to the cash register.
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Kakashi used all his current strength to make those dishes that he thought he was a little annoying to look at them into something that looked like something to look like.
But hate is hate.
"Cut the bitter gourd a little smaller, one centimeter or less!"
After Naruto licked the sweet and sour sauce clean, he took a few bites of the bitter gourd that had been cut into curved strips, baring his teeth and grinning, glaring at the bitter gourd as if he were looking at an enemy.
As a lover of sweets, bitter gourd is such a thing...... It's just terrible.
But it's a health food, and it's good for the body.
And the most suitable for eating more bitter gourd is also a group that likes sweets...... Because it's not easy to go wrong that way.
"Next time, next time will be ......"
Kakashi handed over his bowl of rice, and Naruto glared at the small half of the bitter gourd for a moment, slamming it into the pile of rice with his chopsticks.
"You can fry the cauliflower and broccoli like mushrooms, but if you fry them, you might as well chop them a little more, the flavor is still too strong."
Naruto didn't like the smell of boiled mushrooms, shiitake mushrooms, cauliflower, river fresh seafood, but those were fried in batter...... He can eat a big pot.
"Okay."
Kakashi took the bowl back and ate the poor bitter gourd first, then took a small notebook from his pocket, picked up the pen hanging from the side, and jotted down the ones Naruto mentioned.
"However, although I also like to eat fried food, it is not good to eat it regularly, and I still try to leave the original flavor of vegetables and other things to be nutritious...... Let's eat it twice a month, the same menu as today - but the bitter gourd still needs to be cut smaller! ”
Naruto picked the gap in the table and pressed it to steady himself, and excitedly grabbed Kakashi's collar.
"Okay, well, I remember, you sit down first, pick what you can eat first, I promise, next time it will be better than this time......
Kakashi reluctantly put down his pen and went to coax him first.
Naruto let go of his hand in satisfaction, but he couldn't find a place to put his other hand down for a while, so he couldn't go back like this.
"Kakashi! Steady! ”
Naruto could only reach over again and clench Kakashi's neckline.
"Wait 、??"
Naruto's hands propped up on the table and Jio, who stepped on the floor, let his body roll forward with a single force.
It was only when his body rolled in the air that he was about to sit on Kakashi's head in half a circle, that Kakashi realized that Naruto had allowed himself to catch him.
So when Kakashi reached out, Naruto didn't sink his face into the rice bowl, but gave Kakashi a hammer in the head.
Kakashi's head fell uncontrollably to the ground after being hit, and Naruto ended up in the rice bowl on the table.
It's just not the face, it's the back of the head.
Kakashi rubbed his head and nose and sat up, pulling Naruto back into his arms, looking down at his hair.
The short blond hair was stained with a head of rice grains, sticky.
Kakashi went to put the hair in ...... one by one No, the rice was removed, but there were still a lot of traces of how they once were.
It is estimated that even if it is soaked in water, it is not easy to wash.
“…… Naruto? ”
Kakashi carefully patted Naruto on the back where his hand didn't touch the grains of rice.
"Did you take it down?"
Naruto threw his head up.
“…… Cough. ”
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Kakashi coughed and twisted his head to the side, not daring to look into Naruto's eyes.
- "There are still some that can't be done, so ...... Only...... Cut my hair......"
The child's hair couldn't be washed too hard, and Kakashi couldn't rub the sticky things off by scrubbing, and now he had a beer.
Naruto listened to him, pushed him away with a blank face, walked back to his place, and silently picked up his rice bowl - only Kakashi's rice suffered.
Kakashi, who turned his head, was struggling with whether to continue eating the rice in his bowl.
It was okay, only a few strands of Naruto's hair fell into the bowl, and Kakashi picked it up and glanced at Naruto, not knowing whether to throw it or not.
Like a domestic animal that knows he's done something wrong, he peeks at his 'owner' and doggyly does something to his incriminating evidence.
Although this was Naruto himself who fell over.
Naruto took a strip of mushrooms that had been torn apart and wrapped in batter and fried to a crispy crisp, and he didn't mean to talk to Kakashi, but he could see Kakashi in his spare eye.
Kakashi hesitated for a few more seconds before changing his expression to a determined expression and eating the grains of rice stuck to his hair.
Naruto was still eating by himself, and after taking another pair of chopsticks from everything except bitter melon, he handed Kakashi the remaining half bowl of rice.
Then he walked up behind Kakashi and gave him a hug to kill.
Kakashi breathed a sigh of relief as his stomach was tightened, and he put the few strands of hair on the side of his bowl with confidence, then picked up Naruto's bowl and silently sorted out the rest of the dishes.
He couldn't hold it up, but Naruto seemed to be in a much better mood and took the initiative to flip through the scissors.
"I ...... Wait a minute, find you a hat to wear, and then how about we go out and buy a wig?" You probably like those, too. ”
Kakashi picked up a stool and followed Naruto to the bathroom without even brushing the bowl, and picked up the child who had changed his clothes as he came in and started cutting his hair.
“…… Well. ”