Chapter 129: Teacher Fang, I've fainted again! [Ask for recommended tickets and commuter passes]
[A simple on-site brainwashing, carving insect skills. 】
[Compared to your sword immortal's great ability, it is insignificant. 】
[Don't talk about this, let's call Teacher Fang's ontology out.] 】
[In order to ensure that there will be no situation where the Heavenly Dao will descend on the causes of evil, we must turn Teacher Fang into an out-and-out cultivator tonight. 】
After Li Dai said a few words modestly, he turned his attention to Fang Yuqiu's body with a sevenfold personality again.
"Hmm. Now that's the only way. ”
After Ye Yiyi looked at the phone, she also nodded in agreement, and then the two heroes looked at Fang Yi.
"Obey, I'll let Fang Qi now, no, Xiao Fang, no, Teacher Fang Yuqiu come out."
After Fang Yizhan finished answering with trepidation, he lay on the hospital bed with his head and closed his eyes.
After a while, our respected and beloved teacher, Teacher Fang Yuqiu, finally woke up.
"Where is this? It's so dark. Did I faint? ”
Fang Yuqiu suddenly couldn't adapt to the darkness in front of him, and tried to grope around twice, but he pounced.
"Teacher Fang, I'm Ye Yiyi."
Ye Yiyi immediately said out loud, and grabbed Teacher Fang's hands that were still scratching indiscriminately.
"Leaves? Yiyi? Oh yes, you're the new transfer student, how did you end up here? Fang Yuqiu replied in confusion. It's too dark here, so let's turn on the lights first. ”
"This is the hospital, you fainted, and you were brought here."
Ye Yiyi continued.
"How am I in the hospital, what's going on? I still have a lesson. Oh my god, I still have to deal with puppy love. ”
After hearing the hospital, Fang Yuqiu's expression immediately became nervous, and then he shouted.
Fortunately, Li Dai had already placed the other two old men in the black mist.
Otherwise, this shouting will definitely wake people up.
"Teacher Fang, I know it's hard for you to accept it now.
But rest assured, we're here to help you.
And it's not just me, even classmate Li Dai is here.
He's here to help you too. ”
Ye Yiyi, who was a little undecided, didn't know how to explain what was happening now to the head teacher, who was already having a nervous breakdown.
can only give a general overview first, and then throw out her senior brother Li Dai again.
"Li Dai is also here?"
Fang Yuqiu subconsciously replied.
Immediately, a familiar voice was heard.
"Fang, teacher. Aba Baba Abba. ”
While speaking, Li Dai took the glowing mobile phone and approached Fang Yuqiu.
"What the hell is going on?"
Fang Yuqiu, whose mind was gradually clearing, looked around, and his eyes began to get used to the dim environment around him.
Through Li Dai's mobile phone screen and the night outside the window, Fang Yuqiu found that he was indeed in a hospital ward.
[It's a long story.] 】
Li Dai typed.
"Then take your time."
Fang Yuqiu looked at the mobile phone screen, and then looked at the familiar face of the student and answered.
For some reason, when he saw Li Dai, Fang Yuqiu's nerves suddenly became bigger.
A terrifying hospital room, a strange conversation, in the dark, the night is bleak.
However, in this environment, with the addition of this round-faced little fat man who can now speak, Fang Yuqiu's heart instantly calmed down a lot.
Because over the years, as long as Li Dai is involved, there is nothing reasonable to say.
[I'll just say it succinctly.] 】
After Li Dai finished typing the first sentence, he saw that Fang Yuqiu had not changed much, so he continued to fight.
[Teacher Fang, you! Suddenly, you can cultivate! 】
"Hehe, hehe, can I still fly to the sky and escape to the south of the Yangtze River?"
The corners of Fang Yuqiu's mouth could be seen in the dimness, and then he replied.
"Li Dai's children have excellent grades, excellent sports, excellent arts, and now they are beginning to be able to speak slowly.
It's almost anything. However, people will always have shortcomings.
Sure enough, after so many years, I was not mistaken. This little male god with a round face has a problem with his brain. ”
The thought in Fang Yuqiu's heart was just for a moment, and other voices came from her heart.
"Xiao Fang, you have to be calm, don't think nonsense. What this little hero said is true. ”
"Fang Qi, our lives are in your hands, don't offend the two in front of you."
"Fang Qi, I'm Fang Er, then you just got from these two."
In an instant, several voices swirled in Fang Yuqiu's head, making Teacher Fang unconsciously cover his head.
"Shut up, y'all. Don't hinder Teacher Fang from making a decision, otherwise he will cut you with a sword. ”
Suddenly, in Fang Yuqiu's eyes, he saw Ye Yiyi, who didn't know where to pick up a long sword, so he aimed it directly at himself.
[Teacher Fang, don't get excited, she is not talking to you. You see me finish typing first. 】
Li Dai quickly covered Teacher Fang Yuqiu, who was about to shout, and then typed on the screen.
Fang Yuqiu's eyes widened and he nodded after looking at Li Dai and Ye Yiyi incredulously.
[For some reason, you have acquired a physique that you can cultivate for no reason. 】
[Then, awaken the "Split Avenue" in your body.] 】
[Now, there are 7 personalities in your body, including yourself, who are happily living together. 】
[My idea is this, so that you can suppress these personalities who live with you. 】
[Ye Yiyi and I plan to teach you to cultivate, and strive to make you a genuine cultivator today. 】
In this way, you can suppress other personalities in your body, so that your body will not be easily controlled. 】
Li Dai's [Keyboard Killer] skill title once again played an immeasurable role, presenting what he wanted to speak in front of Fang Yuqiu at a speed faster than speaking.
"You're making a movie, right? Or some pestering TV show? There's a camera in this corner. ”
Fang Yuqiu looked at the phone screen with a ghostly expression on his face and muttered to himself.
"It's understandable that you can't accept it for a while.
This is because ordinary human beings in this world are without the help and guidance of cultivators.
It is indeed an incredible thing to be able to break through the holes in the body on your own and break the embankment with your aura. ”
Ye Yiyi was doing the role of auxiliary explanation on the side.
"And you two are?"
Fang Yuqiu's face was already a little twitching, and she really couldn't believe what she heard and saw now.
"We, like you, are cultivators. I'm his sister. ”
Ye Yiyi replied 1510, her words sincere.
"Oh! It's no wonder that in physical education class, the two of you are still commensurate with each other. Fang Yuqiu woke up like a dream, and then suddenly found that his train of thought had been led astray, and hurriedly responded again. Wrong wrong. Oh my god, this is all a mess. ”
[Teacher Fang, I know that you may not be able to believe it for a while, but we can prove it with actions. 】
Immediately, Li Dai's mobile phone came out of his hand, and then stood quietly in the air.
"This, this, this, no, no, it's going to be magic, magic, right?"
Fang Yuqiu stared at the mobile phone floating in the air in a daze, and even began to stutter when he spoke.
"The junior brother is really talented, and he can only be able to control things in the second heaven.
That's it, Mr. Fang, I'll perform one too.
You'll probably believe it. ”
Before Ye Yiyi's words fell, Fang Yuqiu's body also floated, and then after going around the ward, he slowly stopped next to the mobile phone and stopped moving.
"Aba, Aba, Aba."
Li Dai, who was so excited that he was incoherent, quickly took back his mobile phone and typed it.
[Yiyi, hurry! Teacher Fang was about to faint again. Get on the ventilator. 】