The banshee was caught off guard, and was directly sprayed all over her face, her face was full of white flowers, it smelled spicy and pungent, and her eyes were almost blinded by spicy.

The chili water of the second-level scientific and technological civilization of the universe really lives up to its name.

"The bold female ghost actually wanted to attack me when I opened the door, but fortunately, Uncle Ben was resourceful and responded in advance, haha I didn't expect it!"

Su Yi took the lead and began to judge the banshee's morality.

Banshee: "Aha??? ”

I didn't even think about attacking you, okay, how did you make up this righteous inference?

The banshee felt bitter in her heart, she really didn't think about attacking Su Yi, after all, she was unprofessional in this matter.

Most of the time, she absorbed the essence of people in ancient times, she first became a beautiful little lady, hooked up with some prodigal scholars with beauty, and slowly communicated in simple terms, and then ate the man in her mouth.

Unexpectedly, Su Yi's appearance completely disrupted her routine and made the banshee stunned for a while.

This......

And someone who took the initiative to shoot at me?

Don't play according to the routine!

The banshee was stunned at the time, and it took a long time to react, and she used the demon yuan power to evaporate the chili water on her face, revealing a beautiful face.

At this glance, even Su Yi was stunned.

I didn't expect it, I didn't expect that there are such good-looking monsters.

Such a beautiful youkai must be able to defeat it with one punch......

"This official, the slave family is on the road late at night, and he is separated from his family and has nowhere to stay, and I hope that the son will have mercy on me and let me borrow a treasure to rest for a while......."

The banshee in Tsing Yi deliberately straightened her chest, her face was crimson, and she said in a muffled voice.

"Well, okay, I'm a good person. What, the doorway is yours. Remember to watch me watch the cockroaches and rats or something, and don't let them run into the house, thanks! ”

Su Yi said that he was about to close the door, but was stopped by the banshee in Tsing Yi.

What？

I'm such a beautiful monster (no, it's a big beauty), and you just left me outside the door?

And, watch the door and catch mice for you......

"This official, the slave family wants to go in and ask for a glass of water to drink. Don't worry, people are very weak. ”

The banshee in Tsing Yi resisted the urge to eat Su Yi, and deliberately lifted her skirt, revealing her snow-white skin, pretending to be weak.

"Another day!"

Su Yi replied casually, and was about to close the door immediately.

But as soon as these words came out, the banshee in green clothes would be mistaken, and she was overjoyed, laughing and laughing, and was about to squeeze it in with her chest straight.

Tut-tut, it seems that his charm is still good, and he hooked up with this straight man so quickly.

Men, which one is not an old pervert, which one can resist his own temptation!

"Bang!"

But in the next second, a powerful closing sound of the door directly shattered the dignity of the banshee in Tsing Yi.

The banshee wanted to enter the door, but was instantly knocked out by the oncoming door panel, and the bridge of her nose was about to be broken.

Karma?

What the hell am I ......

It wasn't until this moment that the banshee in Tsing Yi really realized that what the straight man of steel said just now was really another day!

, it's really a shame, the old lady has never suffered this kind of humiliation since she became a monster.

The banshee in Tsing Yi was very angry, really angry.

She immediately pulled up her arms and sleeves, my mother won't pretend today, I have to do it with you to the end!

"Bunny, get out of here!

If there is a kind, open the door to the old lady! ”

The banshee in Tsing Yi rolled up her sleeves, crossed her waist and scolded, almost scolding 'You have a kind of stealing man, you have a kind of opening the door' This kind of bridge in the TV series.

"Squeak—"

The door opened.

In fact, it's not that Su Yi wants to open it, it's really that this banshee is too powerful, if she doesn't open the door, I'm really afraid that she will directly hit the door panel.

"This female benefactor, it's not that I mean to reject you, it's really a shemale, it's impossible for the two of us, so don't you have to worry about it anymore......"

Banshee: "Huh? ”

Listening to this, how can it be the same as me being a stalker, not this man who doesn't sleep?

"How did you find out that I was a youkai?"

The banshee in Tsing Yi was curious in her heart, she had obviously performed perfectly, but this man still saw through her at a glance, what went wrong?

"Hehe, this is a long story, I can talk to you about it......"

Su Yi was interested at that time, moved a stool over, sat against the door, crossed his legs, looked up at the banshee, and spoke with great interest:

"The disguise you just made was actually very good, but there are still three things that accidentally betrayed you......"

"Which three?"

"The main ones are the two points above, and the one point below.

First, it's the 21st century now, everyone speaks Mandarin, and even when Zha Zhahui speaks, it's all in the tone of 'Xipenyou beat me up', where else do people still say the ancient sayings of Wen Crepe? ”

The Banshee in Tsing Yi nodded, feeling that this was reasonable.

"Second, you're dressed in a way that's obviously from antiquity, and the headdresses are real antiques. This also shows that you really woke up from the ancient Su. ”

Well, the banshee in Tsing Yi groaned softly, feeling more and more right.

"Third, in modern society, even if you want to make an appointment, you have to use dating software like Baibai and Honghong, where will there be a girl knocking on the door in the middle of the night?"

The banshee in Tsing Yi was thoughtful, and nodded very approvingly, "That's right, your analysis is reasonable, and you are really thoughtful, as if you have the demeanor of a detective from time to time, and I am convinced ...... defeat."

Unexpectedly, as soon as these words came out, Su Yi directly replied:

"Fuck, I'm convinced that your sister, I just made it up, obviously your fox tail was accidentally exposed!"

After Su Yi finished speaking, he pointed with his finger, and at the position of the banshee's buttocks, there was a red tail more than a foot long, fluffy, and it was still swaying subconsciously at the moment, like a messy broken flag in the wind.

What should I do, it's so embarrassing, do you want to eat him?

The banshee's heart was extremely embarrassed at the time, and she almost died socially.

She didn't expect that she had forgotten to put away the fox's tail if she was not paying attention just now. This kind of low-level mistake would not have been possible before.

This also shows that his strength has really degraded too much......

Annoyed and angry, the banshee in Tsing Yi gradually showed her fangs and wanted to bite off Su Yi's neck.

If you don't eat this straight man today, I swear I won't be a fox!

"Look, flying saucer!"

At the moment when the banshee in Tsing Yi was about to burst out, at this critical moment, Su Yi suddenly roared, and then quickly pointed to the position in front of the right with his finger.

"Huh? What flying saucer? ”

After all, the banshee in Tsing Yi woke up from ancient Su, and she was extremely uncomfortable with Su Yi's shameless behavior, so she subconsciously turned her head to look at it at that time.

But at this moment, Su Yi suddenly burst out and pressed directly with his hand towards the heart of the banshee in green clothes.