"Nike is crazy!! The stupidest decision ever!! ”

"Bruce Lee worth $260 million? What exactly is Nike doing? ”

"China Li: An important weight for the destruction of the Nike empire!"

"The madness of capital, although Bruce Lee was blown up on the court, he made a superstar off the court."

"The Nike camp is about to usher in a super earthquake, and no one can stand Li Zhen getting a super contract!"

"The second person after Michael Jordan, Bruce and Nike form a super company!"

“……”

All of a sudden, both the sports media and the financial media were frantically reporting on this shocking merger.

This is something that no one can believe, and David Falck, a famous agent in the NBA, even said in an interview: "I would never dream of doing such an operation." Bruce Lee accomplished a miracle of capital that Michael Jordan failed to accomplish, and the 16-year-old Harvard prodigy really has extraordinary business ability. ”

"So... Is the news appearing on the entertainment edition now a Bruce hype? Disney's sweetheart princess staged a crazy tail-chasing kissing scene in order to help Li Zhen's brand build momentum? ”

Bill Simmons' poisonous tongue is sharp: "This is definitely the greatest hype in the history of marketing." A person who didn't even stand firm in the first place actually loaded 30 million cash without doing anything, and also valued his company at $260 million. ”

"I wonder what LeBron James is looking at right now, he must be resenting himself for why God only gave him all-time athleticism and didn't give him a handsome face, right? I knew that I could earn 260 million by relying on my face, so why did I have to play hard? ”

"Bruce is going to be the target of all the players and all the players are going to aim their guns at him. Because he got something he didn't deserve, I'm sure he'll hear boos when he walks into the Lakers locker room. ”

"Li Zhen will soon leave the league with $30 million. Wait and see! ”

“……”

A group of basketball experts can't wait to jump out and be prognosticators. The cake that Li Zhen got was too enviable, and he didn't have the strength to match this cake. In the eyes of critics, Li Zhen is like a little boy who walks down a dark neighborhood with gold in his hand, never knowing who will stick a gun out of the darkness.

……

When the basketball circle was boiling over the $260 million merger, Lee really sat on the soft sofa in Hillary Duff's house.

He became very embarrassed, this was the first time he had come to the girl's house alone...... And this girl is still so beautiful, and the huge house is empty.

On top of that, the woman also took away his first kiss an hour and a half ago. Now she has a 'I'll be responsible for you to the end' attitude.

"The big news, Disney's sweet princess who has been chasing Bruce Lee for a long time has finally been a big hit. She announced her love at eight o'clock this morning, and the reserved Bruce Lee finally did not resist her sweet onslaught. Now that they've returned to the Nest together, our frontline correspondents are waiting outside Hilary Duff's apartment. Now they have been in the room for at least 2 hours......"

Journalists in Los Angeles are so versatile that they are pervasive.

This made Li Zhen extremely uncomfortable. He didn't like the feeling of being watched.

"So, what do I do now? I'm going to practice in the gym. Li Zhen said helplessly: "Actually, I have missed the very important signing conference. ”

He then tuned his TV to a sports channel.

It happened to be the grand launch of the Nike and Li Zhen brands.

He saw his parents being interviewed.

"This is a very satisfying acquisition for both of us, and our new brand will quickly take over the market. With the help of NIKE, we can make the best basketball shoes in the world for anyone who loves Li Zhen anywhere in the world. That's what our partnership is all about. ”

Professor Li said smug words on TV.

Then, the TV station began to sarcastically.

FOX commentators have even portrayed Li Zhen as the first Chinese to force the United States to sign an unequal treaty.

Li Zhen was very angry about this.

What made him even more angry came 2 minutes and 22 seconds later, Washington's two-way guard Arenas stood in front of the screen and said arrogantly: "He doesn't deserve this contract, there are at least 300 players in the NBA who are better than him." Why is he superior? ”

Arenas is becoming the second most popular spokesperson in the Adidas camp with his inspirational American Dream story. Last season, he averaged 29.3 points per game, fourth in the league. At just 24 years old, he has the wonderful self-esteem of the second round show, he always needs recognition and cheers, and the obsession to stay in the center of the stage at all times. His commercials have swept the world, coupled with his arrogant personality of starting to do without saying a word, he has indeed been in the limelight recently.

So far this season, he has done two big things.

Both of these events were caused by his dismissal from the coaching staff at the U.S. training camp this summer. He was angry with two assistant coaches, McMillan from the SuperSonics and D'Antoni from the Suns. He claims to score 100 points against the SuperSonics and the Suns.

As a result, in the third game of the new season, he scored 54 points in Phoenix. Last week, he scored 52 points against the SuperSonics at home in Washington.

He fulfilled his promise perfectly, which brought his prestige to its peak. Adidas is also crazy about marketing him.

This made him even more brazen, even turning his gun on Bryant, ready to do his third big thing of the season: "Kobe Bryant is not that magical, he is just an inefficient shot. I can do better than him, and I'll take Staples Arena soon, and I'll be scoring in every arena in the league. ”

"Picking up that insignificant little role is just a matter of getting his hands dirty, he can't even handle the new generation of Chris Paul and Deron Williams, what qualifications can he compare with me? Look at his poor body, his weak strength, and his explosive power, which is better than nothing. Against him, I can keep him without one point for the whole game and score 60 points over his head by the way. ”

Arenas told FOX's reporters, "Nike will soon find out what a stupid mistake they made. As for Adidas, please hurry up and give me more money after the Washington Wizards vs. Los Angeles Lakers game. You can't let your number one star be subservient. ”

Arenas spat on the TV.

He didn't take Li Zhen seriously at all.

This made Li Zhen, who was already very depressed in front of the TV, even more unhappy.

So, he looked up and said to Hillary Duff, "Send me to the Lakers training gym immediately!" ”

Li Zhen wants to hurry up to study Arenas' technical moves, by the way... What if you bump into which depraved player?

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Sogou