"Ah???h Everyone was dissatisfied with the ending of the story told by Xinling, and they all screamed.

Bo Yu also said: "My dear, in order to kill a traitor and destroy the earth, is this price a bit too big?" ”

Xinling explained very seriously: "As human beings set their eyes on the vast stars, how to contact with other extraterrestrial civilizations has become an unavoidable issue, and my ending is full of postmodernist criticism and reflection, warning people to be vigilant in contact with other civilizations, don't you think this is very educational?" ”

"Ah, I'm really convinced..."Xin Ling can forcibly elevate a cliché story of killing traitors to the point of contact with alien civilizations, everyone is speechless, anyway, it's just a story solitaire game made by a group of people who are idle and boring, so everyone is not particularly serious, and it doesn't make the heart have to change the ending of the story to happyending.

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Late at night.

3602's door was quietly pushed open.

Lu Ziqiao cautiously came in to take a look, and found that there was silence in the room.

"Great, everybody's asleep." Lu Ziqiao breathed a sigh of relief and walked in with a swagger.

But when he came in, all of a sudden, all the lights in the room were turned on.

Lu Ziqiao looked at it, Zhang Wei was sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife and shaving, and when he saw Lu Ziqiao coming in, he put the kitchen knife in his hand on the coffee table, and said expressionlessly: "You're back." ”

Lu Ziqiao knew that something was wrong, and turned around to leave, but the door behind him had been locked at some point.

"Zhang... Zhang Wei, calm down and have something to say. Lu Ziqiao had no hope of escaping, and leaned against the door and said nervously.

"Oh? I'd like to hear what you have to say. Zhang Wei held a kitchen knife in his hand and approached Lu Ziqiao step by step.

"This... I've heard about you, I believe in your character, the one who is condemned on the Internet must not be you, there must be some misunderstanding in this! "Lu Ziqiao has reached this time, and he is still trying to get by.

"Not me? So who is the culprit? Zhang Wei asked, and the kitchen knife in his hand was gesturing everywhere on Lu Ziqiao's body, as if he was considering where it would be more convenient to start.

Lu Ziqiao's gaze kept following the sharp blade, feeling that his throat was a little tight, and forcibly squeezed out a smirk: "It's hard to say, but it must not be an ordinary person who can fall in love with twenty-four female college students at the same time, I think Boyu is very suspicious!" ”

"Lu Ziqiao!" Zhang Wei was so angry that he couldn't keep calm anymore, "It's all this time, and you're still pretending to be crazy and stupid with me!" You said that it would be okay for you to use my name and personality to go out and mess with flowers, but you actually fell in love with twenty-four female college students at the same time, and they were all classmates! After the overturn, I didn't explain it clearly, and let them set up a website to denounce me, and my innocence was ruined by you! How am I going to find a girlfriend in the future? ”

"This... Zhang Wei, what you say is easy to cause others to misunderstand..."Lu Ziqiao said weakly.

"Fart! What misunderstanding is not misunderstanding, is there a lie I said? Zhang Wei roared angrily.

Lu Ziqiao decided not to dwell on the topic of innocence with Zhang Wei anymore, and said very shamefully: "Okay, I didn't do it right, and I am willing to make some compensation to make up for your wounded heart." ”

Zhang Wei sneered: "I don't want to make amends, no compensation can make up for the scars in my heart." ”

"So what do you say?" Lu Ziqiao asked resignedly.

The kitchen knife in Zhang Wei's hand slowly moved downstream along Lu Ziqiao's collar, and finally stopped at the critical place.

"I heard, what are you getting ready to do lately for a vasectomy? Why don't I do you a favor, go down with a knife, cut off the root of your troubles, and then realize it, see through the red dust, and make your body healthier, how about it? Father-in-law Lu? Zhang Wei said very seriously.

Lu Ziqiao's face changed greatly, for a prodigal son of flowers, being cut off by someone was even more difficult for him to accept than killing him.

"They're all good brothers, you don't have to be so desperate, right?" Lu Ziqiao pleaded.

"Now remember that you're good brothers? When you're messing around outside under my name, how don't you remember having such a good brother as me! Zhang Wei waved the kitchen knife in his hand and said angrily.

Lu Ziqiao stared at the kitchen knife nervously, for fear that Zhang Wei's hand would slip and really cut off his little brother.

"Otherwise, Zhang Wei, I'll treat you to ten of the most expensive buffets in the whole demon capital, and you can let my little brother go, okay?" Lu Ziqiao didn't dare to mention the small barbecue at this time, he was afraid that as soon as he mentioned the small barbecue, Zhang Wei was really angry and waved it down, and Lu Gongzi really became Father-in-law Lu.

"It's not enough." Zhang Wei shook his head.

"If you need anything, you can mention it." Lu Ziqiao breathed a sigh of relief, what he was most afraid of was that Zhang Wei didn't mention the conditions at all, and wanted to castrate himself, as long as he could discuss, many things would be easy to say.

"I want you to post on the Internet to help me clarify, I, Zhang Wei, am a good person, not a bastard, you Lu Ziqiao is a bastard!" Zhang Wei said excitedly.

Lu Ziqiao had a bitter face: "You are forcing me to die!" ”

"Don't talk nonsense! Die or die! Or castrate! The choice is yours! Zhang Wei said sharply.

Under the threat of a bright kitchen knife, Lu Ziqiao finally gave in and promised that once the network was restored, he would immediately post to help Zhang Wei restore his reputation.

Zhang Wei let him go with satisfaction.

It wasn't until the next day that Lu Ziqiao learned from Boyu that the brokerage company wanted to sign a contract with Zhang Wei.

When he heard that Zhang Wei rejected the signing conditions of 500,000 yuan a month, Lu Ziqiao was anxious: "Why can't this kind of good thing be my turn?" No, if I had used my real name, wouldn't I have been the one who signed the contract? ”

This may be what people often say, if Seong loses his horse, he will not know whether he is a blessing.

Lu Ziqiao immediately couldn't sit still, he couldn't wait for the network at home to be restored, ran to the Internet café three streets away, and posted that he was the one who really pedaled twenty-four boats, and the so-called Zhang Wei was just a trumpet for him.

But no matter what he says, these netizens regard him as a person who wants to be popular and crazy, and is crazy about the popularity, no matter what evidence Lu Ziqiao comes up with, no one believes it.

Many times this is the case, the truth is often more trustworthy than lies, netizens only believe what they want to believe, and no one actually cares about the truth.

So, after the clarification failed, Zhang Wei pinched Lu Ziqiao's neck: "Give me back my innocence and reputation!" ”

Lu Ziqiao also pinched Zhang Wei's neck: "Give me back my 500,000 a month Internet celebrity career!" ”

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