Chapter 34: Herding Pigs
The nods of Senju Tsuruma and Madara Uchiha did not let the envoys let their guard down...... Instead, they retreated further......
Because the devil knows if they're going to make any more moths......
After the one just now, the Thousand Hands Pillar and the Thousand Hands Pillar had no interest in competing, and now the two of them were chatting on the edge of the cliff on one side.
Senju looked at his eldest brother and Madara Uchiha talking and laughing......
Although the purpose of calling them here today has been achieved, I can look at the eldest brother and Madara......
emmm……
This familiar feeling confirms that it is sour......
Just as Kazuma was eating a lemon, a ninja from the Uchiha family appeared in front of Madara:
"Lord Madara, Young Master Ling Yu has taken the children of the Mountain Jutu family...... Ahem...... Doing something weird......"
Strange things?
Madara Uchiha and Senjutsu looked at each other, what strange things could they do at their age?
After this Uchiha clansman finished speaking, not only was the thousand hands curious, but the envoys on the other side, who had already retreated, pricked up their ears one by one.
For this kind of unexpected incident about the Uchiha family, they are really curious!
But before they could get closer, Madara Uchiha's eyes exuded a strong murderous aura!
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At this time, Ling Yu and Fu Yue were walking on the path of Konoha, and in front of them were two cute little piglets who kept making "hum" sounds......
Yes......
Ling Yu took Fu Yue to find someone to buy two little pigs early in the morning...... It is also said that this is to record the living habits of pigs......
When the time comes, it can be used to study how to improve the growth rate and meat yield of pigs......
As for why they did this, of course, it was because with their current strength, they couldn't protect the peace of the world at all, so they could only start by ensuring people's food, clothing, shelter and transportation.
Ling Yu looked at Fu Yue, who was extremely resistant to herding pigs at first, but now he kept raising the small bamboo stick high and gently landed on the little pig...... That serious look......
Sure enough...... Is the pride of the Uchiha a tsundere......
"Fuyue, let's go to the grass in front of us and rest for a while."
Fu Yue's eyes were always on the two little piglets, and he only nodded slightly in agreement with Ling Yu's words......
Ling Yu sat on the grass, looking at Fu Yue, who was pressing the pig with one hand and constantly moving with the other, and said angrily:
"Fugaku...... If you stick your finger in the piglet's nostril like that, it will suffocate in a moment......"
"Huh? Oooooooo......oo Good! I just watched it run my nose all the time......"
Hearing this, Fuyue, who blushed with shame, quickly let go of the little pig and let it go to the grass by itself......
Of course, his eyes never left the piglet......
In this regard, Ling Yu could only shake his head helplessly.
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Madara Uchiha and his party hurried back to Konoha from the border, and then hurried back to Uchiha's clan land......
The envoys returned to the village, looking at the few people who had left without looking back, and they also wanted to enter the Uchiha's clan land...... But their request was decisively rejected by the gatekeeper......
All the people of the envoy group, you look at me, I look at you, in the end, they can only disperse like this, and choose to return to their own residences.
However, they didn't just give up asking about what was going on in the Uchiha family, and one by one the ninjas were quickly sent out by them.
The Uchiha Madara, who had hurried all the way back to the clan, quickly found them after getting Ling Yu's location......
Looking at the two little guys who were chasing pigs on the grass, the corners of their mouths twitched twice at the same time......
Senju laughed and patted Madara's shoulder:
"Hahaha~ I really didn't expect it! Sure enough, it's a young man! It's so full of energy! ”
Madara Uchiha glared at Tsuruma angrily, and the anger in his heart continued to rise.
If you don't train well, you run out early in the morning to chase pigs?
The dignified young patriarch of the Uchiha and his little friends actually ran to herd the pigs?
Do you want to say Uchiha's face? I immediately thought about discounting the legs of the two little rabbits......
But at this moment, Uchiha Yamajuto, who was worried about his son, also arrived.
He looked at his son, who was obviously still pinned on by him yesterday, and at this time he was throwing a pig to the ground??
He looked at where Ling Yu was, then at Madara Uchiha, covering his long face with both hands, trying not to let the tears in his eyes flow......
"Ah~ Finally caught! Brother Fuyue, it's almost time, let's go back, shall we? Eh...... It's ......"
Following Ling Yu's line of sight, Fuyue, who was still holding a little pig on the ground, also found the patriarch, the Hokage...... And his own father......
Ling Yu: ......
Fugaku: ......
Looking at Ling Yu and Fuyue, who finally set their eyes on them, Madara Uchiha clenched his fist with a click, and without saying a word, it directly made them grow five centimeters taller in an instant......
Ling Yu stared at the big watery eyes, squatting on the ground and looking at Madara Uchiha:
"Madara-sama! You ......"
"No need to explain! There is no coward in the Uchiha family who does not dare to admit his mistakes! ”
Such a strong overbearing...... I don't have to finish my words......
Bang Bang Bang ...... Bang Bang Bang ......
Ling Yu turned his head and looked at the ass that the eggs had been smoked by the mountain dwelling map.
Ling Yu knew he couldn't hesitate any longer!
"We herd pigs for the future of the ninja world! Definitely not for fun! ”
What?
For the future of the ninja world?
Just rely on two little kids to herd pigs?
When the Thousand Hands Pillar and the Thousand Hands Pillar heard this, they immediately looked up to the sky and laughed!
Naturally, this move also angered Madara Uchiha again...... Watching Ban Ye approach him step by step, Ling Yu wanted to shout Daddy, don't hit me......
However, he couldn't, because he really felt that he had done nothing wrong!
So, he immediately got up on his bones, and on two short legs, he carried out an escape that ended before it even began......
Ling Yu, who was lifted by the clothes on the back of his neck, smiled at Madara Ye, and then took advantage of the other party's slap before it fell......
Ling Yu talked about war from human development, from war to famine, from famine to the benefits of raising pigs, and from the benefits of raising pigs to the production and postpartum care of sows......
Although Ling Yu had a long story about sows behind them, they didn't understand them at all, but they understood all the things he said before!
This kid!
Where did these theories come from!
Now! Whether it was Madara Uchiha or Thousand Hands Pillars, or the mountain residence figure who was smoking his son's ass, they all looked at Ling Yu with burning eyes! His eyes were full of peerless treasures!