0512: [Does the Knicks still have normal humans?] ] 4000 Guaranteed Update!
At four o'clock in the morning, after coming out of Giselle Bundchen's house, Bruce Lee was extremely moved.
He realized... I really don't care enough for my girlfriends.
When he suddenly appeared on Giselle's doorstep, the beautiful and independent model of the world's most beautiful woman said with joy and sadness: "If you tell me that I will be at my door at eight o'clock tonight, I will be happy from six o'clock." The closer the time gets, the happier I feel..."
"Next time, can you give me more joy during the waiting period?"
Of course, Bruce kissed Giselle deeply.
The height and size of the two were so harmonious at the moment: this is a feeling that no other woman can give Bruce.
Bruce even danced with Giselle to melodious piano tunes, which was a very warm and romantic time. Of course... After the warmth, it is naturally a job that every young man and woman will perform.
From the sofa in the living room to the stairs, from the spiral staircase to the balcony on the second floor and then to the bedroom.
Bruce has always been able to excel on any road and it will become his home turf.
"Will we ever love each other like this?"
Giselle asks Lee Jin before Bruce leaves.
Because Li Zhen told her that he was going to Philadelphia to play an away game.
"Of course."
Li Zhen replied in the affirmative.
From now on, he wants to be a responsible man.
"So...... Can you dunk a perfect basket for me in a game? Then, I need you to shoot a kiss at me on camera. I have to feel the spirit of being with you in front of the TV. Giselle looked at Li Zhen with obsessive eyes.
“OK! Of course. ”
Bruce laughs and tells Giselle that it's not an over-the-top request.
"I'm going to make some marks about you on the latest products, and I need to tell the world in this secret and ritual way that I'm in love with you."
Giselle continued.
Female celebrities always like to create such a sense of ritual, on the one hand, they don't want to be spied on by others, and on the other hand, they secretly poke and profess the world. I want this kind of Morse code-like happiness.
Li Zhen kissed Giselle on the lips and then stepped on the night and left.
About 40 minutes later, he appeared in the basement of Hathaway's house.
When it comes to time management, Bruce excels.
When he decides to be a responsible man, he won't snub any of his girlfriends who are still in the Big Apple.
Rain and dew are the magic weapon of a stable harem that has been handed down for thousands of years.
On the way here, Li Zhen began to suspect that he might have the emperor's blood flowing in his veins.
It must be like this.
Although Anne Hathaway couldn't understand why Bruce asked her to wear the cheongsam designed for her by her future mother-in-law, Bruce's sudden arrival dispelled all her emotions, and she was like a woman who couldn't extricate herself from happiness.
"Let's do a dance."
When Bruce made this request, Hathaway exploded with happiness.
She never thought Bruce would do such an intimate act with herself, and... His dancing skills are actually not bad, and he dances Latin dance decently.
It's just that she doesn't understand something when. Bruce tells her a joke she doesn't quite understand during the dance: "The trick to Latin dancing is that you have to pull this ...... of mine."
This may be a Chinese homophonic meme.
Hathaway is not a woman who breaks the casserole and asks questions, and so does her relationship with Bruce: Bruce knows her depths, and she can never understand Bruce's....
Three poles on the sun.
Bruce finally left Hathaway's house, and he was literally arriving at JFK Airport right away.
"Can you dunk a perfect basket for me in a game? I love the 360-degree dunk, and I want you to kiss me after the dunk. I love the feeling of being flirtatious. ”
"I hope you don't feel embarrassed about it, you know, girls love this sense of ritual."
Hathaway said angrily.
OK。
Of course!
Although Li Zhen was a little stunned, at a certain moment he even wondered if it was a good collusion. But he still agreed without hesitation: "Of course I will fulfill your wish." ”
Call!
When Bruce arrived at the plane, he breathed a sigh of relief.
His spirits began to relax.
The body is very excited, as if it is full of electricity.
By this time, Zach Randolph was already in the front row with the reporter to boast: "I need women every day." I don't know why I'm so strong, I can't do well on the pitch without women. ”
Randolph vigorously promoted his contemporary Chamberlain character.
Li Zhen was speechless when he heard this.
The teammates were also frowning.
Everyone really can't understand why Randolph wants to set up such a character for himself, why bother? Look at the traces of training on your body, they are all very thin and out of shape.
However, everyone does not debunk him.
The coaching staff didn't criticize him for 'ruining the style of play', after all, this guy has been really hard working this time... The level of technique and tactics has risen sharply, the weight has declined rapidly, and the speed and explosiveness have increased significantly.
If you gossip outside, gossip.
Those commentators didn't say anything good about the Knicks anyway.
……
The Philadelphia 76ers are undoubtedly the saddest of the 16 playoff teams currently in the tournament. Even more than... The Denver Nuggets, who also ate 2:0, are even more sad.
After all, there weren't so many commentators before the game who gave them poisoned milk that they could beat the Lakers.
"Our young players have benefited a lot from this series, and it has built up a lot of energy for us."
The 76ers general manager was already wrapping up the season in a radio interview when the Knicks arrived in Philadelphia.
Of course, he also expressed his expectations: "We will not accept being swept away, we will be at home, we will fight back efficiently in front of more than 20,000 fans. Coach Maurice Cheeks already has the whole plan! ”
WHEN A TEAM'S GOAL BECOMES TO REFUSE TO SWEEP, THEY ARE NOT FAR FROM BURSTING WITH THE 'MOURNING MUST WIN' BUFF.
Morris Cheeks is a firm believer in this, believing that one of the many youngsters in the squad will step up.
Because, a similar story often happens in the NBA: a young player clocks in and out of the regular season to accumulate character. In the playoffs, the veteran players shouted "I'm out of blue, hurry up and fight hand-to-hand". This mediocre young player will jump out of the trench and cast a spell on the enemy, and all the attributes will be blown away.
Recent classic examples include Dwyane Wade in the 2004 playoffs, Prince in the 2003 playoffs, and... Eddie Jones in '96.
Theoretically, Philadelphia produced four such young players from 2005 to 2007: Louis Williams, Rodney Carney, Jason Smith, Thaddeus Young. You can even add Andrea Iguodala.
But who can break out.
Maurice Cheeks didn't have a bottom in his heart.
He could only wait for this moment to happen.
Speaking to the media before the game, he said: "Our focus in the next stage is not to let Bruce go into the box. In the first two games, we gave him too many chances to kill with one shot. We didn't treat him as a superstar, and that's a mistake of principle. ”
"It's ridiculous that when people have started talking about being an active top 10 goalkeeper, and even our leading players adore him, we still think of him as an ordinary second-year rookie."
Morris Cheeks has been unabashed about his defensive strategy.
In contrast, Isaiah Thomas, the head coach of the Knicks and who has also been officially announced as Coach of the Year, seems unprepared.
When he was asked how he would face the next seven or six, he was so hesitant that he couldn't say the exact tactics or even the names of the other seven or six men other than Andre Iguodala and Andre Miller.
"I... I... Our tactic is business as usual. ”
Isaiah ended up covering up the failed interview with such a passage.
What makes people laugh is that Kenny Smith actually explained on TV: "Some managers are just so bad at words. ”
At that time, Charles Barkley, who was sitting next to him, had a black line: Do you call Isaiah Thomas bad words? When won't this guy pretend to be in the media?
"Morris Cheeks has elevated Bruce to superstar status, and presumably the Philadelphia lads will come up with that defensive level as well. It's likely that Bruce has faced a strong defense since his career. ”
"So, can he stand up to the test as a superstar?"
Charles' opening words were read out before the game.
Kenny was clearly tired of the rhetoric, and he even said bitterly, "You've had the same opening statement since February, when the Knicks faced the Dallas Mavericks." Can you put it another way? ”
"Well, Charles, let's make a bet. I'm betting $300 on Bruce to score 25 points in this game, and you don't believe in Bruce's scoring prowess anyway, just like the basketball experts who are now hiding their faces and not daring to come out. ”
Kenny said impatiently.
"Oh, no! Kenny, I'm not like those guys. I never doubted Bruce's prowess. ”
Charles expressed negative politeness, and he didn't want to be compared to Bill Simmons and the like. But he's a gambler: "There's no way I can't help but win the $300. You know, Bruce's offensive skills are nowhere near a scorer, he's not an offensive point guard, and as aggressive as he looks, that's an illusion. It's like all the girlfriends who have gotten scandals with him have clarified in private that they have nothing to do with him. ”
Kenny didn't bother to debate with him about his rumored girlfriend, and directly high-fived him and swore an oath to announce that the gamble was reached.
……
Li Zhen was still texting Ashley Olsen before she played, and Olsen expressed her longing with a series of LOVE on her mobile phone. She recently communicated in Hollywood about making a movie for Lee Jin, and they are ready to make another big deal this offseason.
Ashley is always very strong in front of outsiders, but in Bruce's phone, she is always like a milky puppy.
No one thought she would be so good at licking.
“… Oh, dear. How nice it would be if you could be in Los Angeles. New York is so far away from Hollywood, can't you spend half of your time playing for the Los Angeles Lakers? That way, we can go shopping in Beverly, go for a walk in the sunny beach, and go to Las Vegas every weekend...... I really want to die and lie under your body. Just remembering those images makes me tremble......"
"How I want to lie on your back and kiss your earlobe......"
“……”
Forehead....
Ashley's description made Bruce move in many places, and he quickly told Ashley that the game was about to start.
Then, Ashley asked him, "Can you dunk for me in this game?" After the dunk, can you kiss me in front of the camera of the national live broadcast? I must have felt this strong shock in front of the TV, and I fainted with happiness. ”
Forehead....
When the same request was made three times.
Li Zhen was even a little numb.
"Absolutely."
Isn't it just a dunk?
Mr. Bruce has been bouncing so hard lately that he's even simulating a slam dunk sometimes.
Poor shooting coach Alan Houston was dunked by him in training camp...... He couldn't even dream of why he, a shooting coach, would do the job of a crotch minister.
Perhaps, this is the end of making unjust money.
……
Zach Randolph succeeded in replacing Bruce as Philadelphia's most hated player, and he boasted that what he called the contemporary Chamberlain seriously offended the feelings of Philadelphia fans. After all, Chamberlain is the greatest player in Philadelphia's history, and Iverson's status can't even be compared to him.
But now, this damn fat man is going to challenge Chamberlain's dominance off the field.
Is he worthy?
Eddie Griffin followed Randolph with a cold face, and he did not sympathize at all with Randolph being greeted by the fans. He thinks that Randolph is taking the blame for himself, and that men who like to exaggerate gimmicks will always incur these things.
Why can't you love music as much as I do?
Griffin often wondered.
The two-week ban didn't diminish his form, and he even gained 1kg of muscle in those two weeks, which shows how aggressive his training is.
Of course, the most important reason is because Bruce gave him a music demo and invited him to sing the rap part.
Music always gives him a strong stimulus.
He forged ahead in this situation.
Syllable!
When the whistle blew, he bounced violently like a grasshopper and slapped the basketball to Li Zhen.
He couldn't help but touch his new hairstyle proudly...... His green hair gave him a fighting spirit.
He really likes Zoro in One Piece so much.
Because Bruce is the Luffy in his mind.
"Is that all there is to you? It's all over seventy-six! ”
He opened his lips indifferently, and then ran quickly to the front. The whole feeling is like a patient with advanced middle and second disease.
Thaddeus Young, a young forward for the Philadelphia 76ers, looked at Eddie Griffin, who was posing in front of him, talking to himself, and then running to the front court with a knife in his hand.
Does the Knicks still have a normal human?
Thaddeus asked herself.
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