Chapter 184 Plan
Fu Yue rode a domestic pig and followed behind Ling Yu, his eyes flashing with a light that had seen through everything!
In this direction!
My guess wasn't wrong at all!
Young Master Ling Yu was really thinking about taking office soon, so he deliberately came out to ride a pig again!
Otherwise, he wouldn't have run to the land of the Thousand Hands Clan!
After a lot of smoke and dust, the two came to the land of the Thousand Hands Clan, Ling Yu did not go in, but just said that he asked Tsunade to come out and ride a pig with a not very kind gaze at the door of the Thousand Hands Family......
Ling Yu looked at the guards who were reluctant but still went back to report, and wondered in his heart if Uzumaki Mito hadn't informed the two clans of the fact that they still had a deep relationship......
After a moment of waiting, a girl with two ponytails rode a pig and appeared in front of Ling Yu and Fu Yue with red eyes.
It can be seen that after the death of the Thousand Hands Pillar, Tsunade was very sad......
But......
Compared to what they are going to do next, being sad or something, obviously doesn't have any effect!
Tsunade, whose eyes were red, rode her wishful sized pig to Ling Yu slowly.
As soon as he approached, Ling Yu took the lead in speaking before Ling Yu could greet Tsunade:
"Ling Yu...... If it weren't for seeing you just as uncomfortable and unable to help yourself before, I really doubt that grandpa had fed the dog all the care he had for you before......
Unexpectedly...... He called me out to ride a pig a few days after my grandfather died......
Woo woo woo ~ grandpa......"
Belch......
Hearing Tsunade say this, Ling Yu really didn't know how to answer for a while.
But why did you ride the pig out even though you were scolding me......
Ling Yu shook his head, not guessing Tsunade's thoughts:
"Tsunade, don't talk nonsense, let's go pig riding with us, as for whether you said that Lord Pillar's care for me was fed to the dog, I'll tell you about this later!"
"No! If you don't tell me now, I won't go on a pig ride with you! ”
Tsunade riding a pig has a pretty face, and he looks like he can't splash water at all.
Ling Yu looked at her like this, knowing that if she didn't explain it clearly, she might not really go out with her.
If she can't go out with her, then isn't there something missing from her plans?
Ling Yu nodded helplessly, and then spoke:
"Alright then, just tell you, you come with us!"
With that, Ling Yu rode away on the pig again......
Tsunade, who was still at the gate of the clan land, watched Ling Yu and Fu Yue gradually move away, bit his thin lip hard, and then said in his heart like a curse:
Bastard Ling Yu! If your explanation doesn't satisfy me, I'll ignore you again!
After saying this sentence in his heart, Tsunade still chased after him all the way......
Along the way, Ling Yu looked back at Tsunade behind him from time to time, and found that she was still following him relentlessly, and a smile appeared on his face.
In this way, your plan is basically completed, right?
The rest depends on whether the fish take the bait or not!
"Bastard! Ling Yu, you bastard! Didn't you say you'd tell me? Why take me around the village in circles!
You have the ability to stop! ”
Ling Yu held his forehead with one hand......
Tsunade, this guy is really persistent! But it seems that if you don't tell her, it may really not work!
Since this was the case, Ling Yu simply turned his head and said loudly:
"Tsunade! What are you still slowly doing? As long as you catch me, I'll ...... Hey, hey, hey~ You're coming! ”
"Bastard!"
Tsunade's forehead appeared with a tic-tac-toe symbol, and looking at the very arrogant Ling Yu, she couldn't get angry!
I said that I was going to tell everything to myself, but I took myself around the whole village!
I didn't think about riding a pig to do damage!
But now!
This bastard! Don't let me get caught! Otherwise, I must make you look good!
Seeing that he had never been able to catch up with his Tsunade, Ling Yu gently patted the big black under him with his hand, signaling it to slow down appropriately while running towards the forest.
A quarter of an hour later, Tsunade finally caught up with Ling Yu...... As for Fugaku...... Riding a domestic pig, he said, where have Young Master Ling Yu and Tsunade gone now?
Why did they disappear on a ride?
Boom~ Could they have deliberately dumped themselves and then sneaked somewhere to have a tryst?
If...... That's the case!
Isn't that his own Young Master Ling Yu......
Woo woo woo ~ Lord Madara, come and see Young Master Ling Yu happily! He's about to be hooked up with a fierce woman of the Thousand Hands Clan!
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At this time, Ling Yu and Tsunade had already come down from their respective pigs......
Tsunade's complexion was obviously not very good, and her palms were sometimes clenched into fists and sometimes released, and from time to time there was a sound of some joint misalignment......
Although she is not afraid of Tsunade at all in terms of strength, it is still quite frightening to look at her as a tigress......
"Hehehehe~ Tsunade, don't be like this! Listen to me! I really didn't mean to take you around in circles!
I'm doing this for a hard time! ”
Tsunade clasped her hands together, rubbing her hands from time to time, and she said in an unkind tone:
"Is that what it looks like? And ~ now that you've arrived in such a deserted place, shouldn't you tell me your explanation? ”
Ling Yu nodded, and then looked at the other party with a serious face:
"If you must know, then I'll tell you!"
As he spoke, Ling Yu turned on his kaleidoscope writing wheel eye, and then looked around.
After doing all this, he leaned closer to Tsunade's ear and whispered:
"Actually, I did this for the same purpose as before, to make them let their guard down on me, so as to keep themselves safe and reassure them.
This time, I'm actually doing fishing!
Believing in the news of the death of Lord Pillar and Lord Madara, those guys who were mixed in the village should have sent the news back to their respective forces a long time ago.
Since this is the case, then we will simply plan and let them, as always, see that the new generation of Konoha is still not enterprising.
In this way~ I think some guys will start to think carefully after seeing Uncle Kazuma in power~"
Tsunade was stunned for a moment when she heard Ling Yu's words, she didn't expect Ling Yu to come up with such a plan at all.
But then she shook her head again:
"Ling Yu, although you are very smart, there are obviously still a lot of problems with this plan!
You see, according to what you said, even if we maintain our previous sabotage and don't want to make progress, after other forces see this, won't they wait until after Grandpa Kazuma's death to make a move?
You know, Grandpa is also very strong! ”
Ling Yu smiled and shook his head, the Thousand Hands Gate was indeed very strong, and judging from the ninjutsu forbidden techniques he had developed, it was not only smart but also really powerful.
But!
Don't forget, he has a big brother at the top of the ceiling!
Whether it was the extraordinary physique of the Thousand Hand Pillars, or his massive Cha Tun La, not to mention his unique super-large range and super-powerful Mu Dun......
Compared with such a big brother, it is still a little too normal for a thousand hands......
Although he is also very strong, he is not the thousand-handed pillar that makes people desperate just by looking at it!
Although they are brothers, in the eyes of others, they are really the difference between being a god and a human being!
So, in the case of showing the incompetence of the new generation of Konoha who is indirectly Ren Hokage, Senjutsu!
There will always be some guys who can't help but want to expand, maybe they want to get the benefits!
Ling Yu patted Tsunade's shoulder, with a hint of regret on his face:
"Forget it, the plan has already told you anyway, and then you just need to cooperate with me when I look for you!
Also, after a little more shopping, I'll go to the Hokage Building and talk to Uncle Kazuma about the next steps. ”
Listening to Ling Yu's words just now, Tsunade's face was not very good, although she couldn't understand the meaning of Ling Yu's words, but for Ling Yu's underwhelming look, she still knew very well what the other party meant!
Really! Stinky fart, can't the princess of my dignified thousand-armed clan think of anything else in the plan?
And let me just need to cooperate with you, who is this looking down on!
And! Ling Yu, this bastard, didn't know if he did it on purpose, his ears were always itchy when he spoke, and he wanted to avoid it......
But I enjoy this feeling a little......
This bastard! It must have been on purpose!
Thinking about it, Tsunade's ears, neck, and face gradually became flushed......
Ling Yu didn't have the heart to study Tsunade's psychology, he patted Tsunade's shoulder and said:
"Tsunade, if you can't think of it, don't think about it for the time being, let's go back now!"
Tsunade nodded noncommittally......
"Big Black! Let's go! ”
emmm……
There was no response at all......
Looking at the two fat and oily pig buttocks in the distance, Ling Yu slapped his forehead hard......
What is this?
Forgetful? Or do you see the pig forgetfulness?
This guy Daikoku actually stayed on Tsunade's pig side and didn't leave???
Dahei, who had been carrying him all the way back to Konoha, suddenly appeared in this situation, to be honest, this was something that Ling Yu did not expect at all......
You've only met for the first time, why did you suddenly stay on each other's side?
And looking at the way it looks now, the other party doesn't seem to be very happy to take care of you.
Wow wow!
Tsunade's pig actually got smaller and ran over with his head raised??
Looking at the big black who was still in place and looked at himself from time to time, and then at Tsunade's pig, Ling Yu really didn't know how to react now......
Ling Yu ignored Tsunade, who was about to have a convulsion while laughing, he walked directly to Da Hei's side, and then slapped it twice on the pig's head:
"You forgetful pig! You can't even scream, can you? Don't you want to deal with you if you don't see people? Why don't you hurry up and let me ride it! ”
Looking at Da Hei, who was standing on the spot and completely unmoved by his words, Ling Yu shook his head helplessly, and then picked up his pig ears and whispered:
"You idiot, have you forgotten how we got here? Won't you still have to run back when you go back?
As long as you run faster, look a little free, and have a coquettish posture~
Tsunade's pig, isn't it easy to catch it?
And ~ even if none of these methods work, I still have the ultimate means in my hands!
As long as you behave well~ when the time comes, this ultimate means of mine ~ is not to tell you? ”
The big black eyes lit up, and it immediately snorted twice, squirting two scorching airflows from its nostrils~
Good guys, that's all about it!
Sure enough, the act in Journey to the West is right, and it is Haose who is related to this species......
He patted Da Hei's body again, and this time Da Hei was very obedient and attached his body and let Ling Yu sit on it.
After getting rid of Dahei, Ling Yu said hello to Tsunade and immediately changed into the village and ran over.
Along the way, I have to say that Da Hei did fully comprehend what Ling Yu said about the chic posture and the like......
Although Ling Yu couldn't understand the meaning of the big black action at all, looking at the confident smile on its big pig face, Ling Yu was still sincerely happy for it!
Moreover, after Ling Yu's words in the forest just now, Da Hei's whole pig was like a pig!
It feels like it has suddenly become a skilled worker in the love field, whether it is Ling Yu pinching its waist or gently patting it, it can immediately and accurately run and change direction according to Ling Yu's wishes!
So, Da Hei is completely a big pig!
Running all the way, I don't know how many people have caused trouble, but fortunately, no one has been injured, but obviously there will be no shortage of complaints received here by the Konoha Police Department and the Hokage Building today......
I don't know what kind of expressions those guys from the police department will have when they see countless villagers all coming to complain about their prospective patriarch......
Half an hour later, Ling Yu, who had been walking around Konoha for a while, finally came to the Hokage Building.
At this time, the thousand hands were still processing the documents as usual.
Ling Yu knocked on the door and walked in.
Without looking up, he looked at the document in his hand and said:
"Didn't you just come here in the morning, why did you come to me again? Or do you want to tell me the contents of the letter? ”
Ling Yu bypassed a large pile of documents, and then came to the side of the Thousand Hands Chamber:
"I won't tell you the contents of the letter for the time being, but I did have something I wanted to discuss with Uncle Kazuma this time, and it was about the challenges that Konoha would face next."
"Oh? Are you worried that some guys will be ready to move after Big Brother dies?
If that's the case, I'd have already sent someone to strengthen the manpower on the Konoha border! ”
Ling Yu nodded, and then said:
"Uncle Kazuma is really thoughtful, but I thought, instead of passively waiting, can we take the initiative to seduce those who have bad intentions?"