"In today's class meeting, everyone should be calm. Especially the female classmates. ”

Fang Yuqiu was holding his breath and looking at the students in the classroom at this time, as if he was facing a great enemy, and he already regretted it in his heart: he really shouldn't have put the six classes of the sixth grade together for a class meeting.

"Teacher Fang, this is a grade assembly, we are teachers, and the language must be accurate."

The grade leader on the side was also sitting upright, she didn't expect that the 12-year-old little hairy child already had no less emotional depression than adults.

"Eun, I'm a little nervous, slip of the tongue!"

Fang Yuqiu immediately covered his mouth and said softly, and after a moment of silence, he once again took out the majesty of the teacher. "Alright. I declare the Year Assembly officially open!

Students, you can exchange the parting messages or cards you have prepared.

Or are there any students who are willing to come to the stage and read it aloud? ”

Before the words fell, the atmosphere in the lecture hall had already begun to heat up.

A few minutes later, a petite little girl with a bun on her head and a blushing face was the first to be pushed onto the podium.

As she looked at a round-faced little fat man sitting in the second class, she finally spoke:

"Hello all the Year 6 students, my name is Xiaoli. Here's what I want to say: I'm 12 years old and have been severely depressed for 20 years. ”

"Alright. Please return to your seat. ”

Fang Yuqiu interrupted the speech at the right time and invited the delicate little girl back to her seat.

[No, no, such a little girl can't be invited. Fortunately, I was witty and didn't invite parents this time. Otherwise... I guess I'm going to be depressed too. 】

Fang Yuqiu wiped the sweat from his forehead, looked at the students below in confusion, and opened his mouth slightly and said, "This, is there anyone else who is speaking?" ”

At this moment, another girl with a rather delicate appearance raised her hand. "Teacher, I want to come up and say."

After that, a girl with eyes as delicate as autumn water walked up to the podium, smiled brightly, and began to speak:

"A certain classmate, I like you, from joy to devastation. I saw the light, thought I was hopeful, I thought I could get out of bad luck. But in the end, I found out that ......"

"Okay, thank you for your statement!"

Fang Yuqiu rushed to the podium as fast as he could, and moved the microphone aside.

[I'm going to be ten years older, oh my God.] Are these all the words of elementary school students? Can't look for girls anymore! 】

Fang Yuqiu glanced at the grade leaders who were also trembling on the side, nodded to each other, his heart settled down a little, cleared his throat and said again: "That's it, let's find a boy!" The man also came up to say a few words. ”

"Teacher, I'm coming!"

As soon as Fang Yuqiu's words were finished, a boy stood up and raised his hand high.

"Okay, classmate, it's you! Please come up! ”

Seeing this, Fang Yuqiu ignored the row of girls in front of her who were desperately raising their hands, and directly invited the brave boy by name.

"I'm going to say ......" The boy looked around proudly, then stopped his eyes on the "round-faced male god", and his voice began to tremble. "Actually, Li Dai, a student from Class 62, I also ...... I ...... too."

"Smack! Zizizi~"

The microphone was knocked to the ground by a swift blackboard eraser, making a cacophony of electricity.

"This classmate, the microphone is broken, forget about this speech. Let's talk about it next time! ”

Fang Yuqiu's performance in a hurry was appreciated by the grade leader, and this time it was her turn to come forward to resolve the embarrassment.

"Yes, yes, so let's not come up and speak today. After all, some gifts can be passed on privately to each other. ”

Fang Yuqiu cooperated with the grade leader, ripped open his throat and shouted.

At this moment, something happened that amazed Fang Yuqiu and the entire grade.

I saw Li Dai stand up, walked straight to the podium, and when everyone was cramped and confused, he pressed down slightly with both hands twice, and the entire lecture hall was quiet.

Then, I saw Li Dai slowly start fiddling with the projector placed in the lecture hall, and then turned on the computer that Fang Yuqiu brought in advance, plugged in the USB flash drive, connected the projection, and put down the curtain.

One minute, two minutes, three minutes, exactly twenty minutes later: the projection was successful!

[In this last moment, I just want to tell all the classmates and teachers who love me and my love one thing that is extremely important to me. The first text with a colorful effect appears in the curtain.

[I am destined to be, an extraordinary one. The second one rolled up one after another, and there was some faint discussion in the classroom.

[I, Li Dai, don't need feelings! The broadcast of the third article has already caused the sound of crying in the classroom.

[Born as a human being, I'm sorry! The appearance of the fourth article completely made the scene out of control, and many girls began to wipe away tears while shouting no.

[In a few days, you can go to the M78 Nebula to find me.] 】

[Or when I have ascended, I will come down to you.] 】

[Or when we are granulated together, we can meet again!] 】

The sentences on the screen continued, each sentence becoming more and more incredible.

"Is this kid driven crazy?"

Fang Yuqiu once again did the work of a firefighter, and turned off the projector with a click.

The eyes of all the students, looking at the sunny boy who was already grinning on the podium, and the atmosphere in the teacher was strangely quiet for a while.

"Well, I said it earlier. This Li Dai just has a bit of a problem with his brain. You girls are sick too! ”

A faint male voice came out, and the spark could start a prairie fire, and it instantly received the support and response of many people.

"Xiaoli, I said earlier, how can a normal man not like a beautiful little girl like you. Now that I've found out, this guy does have a bit of a problem. ”

The girlfriends next to Xiaoli chattered and persuaded non-stop.

In just a few minutes, Li Dai's reputation suddenly changed drastically.

"He's a fool, isn't he? Brain w? ”

"Nonsense, this is wisdom and foolishness."

"Whoever can write that thing is not a fool?"

"He, he's the most, it's a little, middle two."

"Okay, is this guy in the second half worthy of your liking?"

"It seems to be the same!"

"It's okay, it's okay. In the last semester, I finally saw the face of this guy. ”

"He can't be pretending on purpose, is he!?"

"If it were you, would you be a fool in public? Are you stupid too? ”

"Oh! You're right! ”

The chaotic scene lasted for a few minutes, there were many sixth-grade girls who hid their faces and cried bitterly, there were also many sad spiritual guys, and of course, there were some warm men who watched the excitement and took advantage of the weakness to win the trust of the goddess.

"Students, the time is almost up. In this way, you can exchange the cards and stationery you have already written with each other, and leave a good memory for this last elementary school life. ”

Fang Yuqiu tried his best, and finally slowly controlled the scene.

"Classmate Li Dai, you are the target of everyone now, it's useless to run to me."

Fang Yuqiu looked at Li Dai, who was hiding behind him and holding his mobile phone to take pictures of "good memories", and said timidly.

[Congratulations to the host, the task of the title of "Flying Eaves Hero" has been completed: before graduating from elementary school, cut off all ambiguous relationships with one knife. 】

[Random Ability Reward: Psychic +2]

"Alas, not yet talking! Brother System, do you know how much I have paid to complete this task? ”

[Psychic, also known as psychic art. You can easily communicate with ghosts and spirits. 】

"Hehe, ignore me!"

[Host, and many new abilities, shouldn't you be happy.] 】

"Happiness aside, I just want to be able to talk now."

[I can't help! You can try again to challenge new tasks. 】

Li Dai wiped the sweat from his forehead, looked at the stepped classroom that had stabilized, and sighed secretly.

I didn't expect that I would go to such great lengths to shape myself into a fool, and in the end I still didn't get the ability to speak, Li Dai was still a little unwilling.

Although, the task was indeed done beautifully.

In view of the experience of success and failure of many missions, Li Dai also gradually found some ways.

"Tasks are such a thing, try to do everything you can. This seemingly unrelated, even somewhat inexplicable task, is actually a barometer of good fortune and avoiding evil. ”

Li Dai secretly recalled all the tasks he had experienced in his heart, and as long as he successfully completed the tasks, his life would move forward uneventfully.

If the task fails or you simply do not do the task. In the dark, there will always be some bad luck that will befall him.

And the more difficult the task, the more unfortunate things will be, and even danger will appear.

For example, when he was a child, he didn't complete the [Shuttlecock Kicking Noble Son], he just didn't accompany a little girl to kick the shuttlecock, and the little girl made a small report to the parents.

He failed the task of "Football Player", he broke his foot and broke his bones in a school-wide "football drill" performance, and finally recovered after 100 days of injured muscles and bones.

The day after the task time of [Anti-Punching Sandbag] expired, he met a professional boxer with a confused mind, and saw that Li Dai was very talented, so he wanted to test it.

Unexpectedly, the professional boxer who suddenly broke the boxing gloves directly knocked Li Dai unconscious.

Because of this, Li Dai's parents and the professional sports club almost went to court.

"Okay! Although I still haven't gotten it yet, just listen to the resounding name of [Flying Eaves Hero], if my mission is yellow, I don't know what terrible things will happen. ”

After Li Dai smiled knowingly, he grinned and showed his white teeth, and under the gaze of all the sixth graders, he looked even more "stupid"!