Chapter 367: The Stick in Siro's Dream
I've been a little annoyed lately, and I don't know if I want to invite Zhuo Yang to dinner.
Zhuo Yangjie personally, it's a little interesting, I feel like he just came out of nowhere in 06, and then he has always seemed to be very powerful. Grandpa Mo said that Zhuo Yang was actually very powerful before 06 years, and he was also very famous. I don't know, I hadn't heard of him before '06.
Grandpa Mo is very powerful, I know. Grandpa Mo ......, whose grandfather is Thanima......
The whole team is rubbish, and Mertesacker is one of the few people who isn't rubbish, including Nani and Anderson, who want to go clubbing with me all day. Go to a nightclub, look at you two stupid looks.
Before Grandpa Mo left, he said that I was his friend at Manchester United, but I was not sure. I think my friend is exclusive, he does treat me well, but he treats everyone like that, except for the stupid guy who beat Anderson the year he left, he is kind to everyone. So I'm not sure if I'm friends with him, shouldn't friends be like love, only to me is obviously very good, that's what is called a friend.
So, I was team-mates with Mertesacker for five years at Manchester United and I didn't invite him to dinner. Actually, I haven't asked anyone at Manchester United to invite ......, Evra, but he did it, don't mind.
Actually, I don't seem to have any friends in the football world! I'm Cristiano Ronaldo.
I've been smarter and deeper than others since I was a child. When I was four years old, I sat alone on the bluestone steps of Funchal and wondered: Why do I know I'm thinking? I don't know what others think?
Deep, right?
Four-year-olds are stupid, only I can be profound. Later, I figured out that there are many souls in the world, but there is only one main soul, and the main soul arranged by God is me. So only I have the mind, and although I don't know what God is, he is clearly right.
I've always been very profound, and I've seen through all the mysteries of the world. Although I don't have much culture, I don't even understand Nima by reading books.
Reading is a useless thing in the world, and Nima is pretending to be forced to say how much reading is good. Can you grow up in reading? Can you park the football? Not well! Reading is foolishness.
People live for a lifetime, nothing more than fame and fortune, and whoever doesn't admit it is pretending to be coerced. There are no eternal friends, only eternal interests, I forget who said it, but he was right.
So, I don't have friends and I don't need friends.
Now they all say it's my friend, and I'm still on Madeira and haven't kicked it out, or the stupid son of an alcoholic, who would say it's my friend? It's hard to be confused, it's good to understand it yourself, and take other people's words seriously.
My wife and Herhawe both asked me to make more friends, what a deal! The old lady didn't understand that even if I made more friends, if I hadn't been able to mix into what she was now, would anyone look at her squarely? I don't have any friends now, but who would dare to underestimate her?
Herhae Mendes is far from Nima, he is a stupid person who reads and reads, everything depends on strength to speak, and no matter how many friends you make, can you surpass that fat man? Raiola? Well, it all depends on strength!
If you don't have the strength, you can't even soak in a girl.
In my opinion, picking up girls is the easiest thing in the world, I just need to say: Miss, can I spend a good night with you? There's no hookup that can't be hooked up, it's that simple, because I have the strength.
My chicks look better than those stupid chicks, and I change them when I'm tired of watching them, and I'm more diligent than those stupid girls. It's too simple, because I have the strength.
There's no strength, it's not a chick who is stupid, I'm a fool.
When I was very young, maybe three years old, I often had dreams of a knife and a sword, a knife and a sword that could cut a mountain or a river.
Dreams are my secret, I haven't told them to anyone, and they don't understand them.
Maybe since I was ten years old, that knife became me, and I was the knife. The sword was a small man, I don't know who it was, but he was very low, about the size of my mouth.
That little man and I can cut down mountains, we can cut rivers. He and I often cut each other, sometimes I win, sometimes he wins, and Nyima is interesting.
A voice said to me: "Little man and I are lifelong enemies!"
I often say it to me in my dreams.
I don't know who the little guy is, the little guy I knew was a fool back then, and the one I know now.
Later, I don't remember exactly, probably since 2002, the voice disappeared, and I never said that I was a lifelong enemy with Xiao'er.
In the dream, the sword and sword were still there, and there was an extra stick, a long, long stick. Maybe it's appropriate to call it a stick, and it's really thick.
I've been to Sicily and seen the chestnut tree, and I've heard that it's the thickest tree in the world, and that no fifty people can hold it. But the stick in the dream was much thicker than the Nima chestnut tree, and there were not five hundred people who thought about it.
Not only is it thick, but the stick is really long like Nima, and the pestle on the ground and the neck are broken, and you can't see the end clearly. Compared with the stick, the knife and the sword are fools to Nima.
Who is the stick? I haven't figured out who the little one is, why did a stick pop up again?
Where did the stick come from? Who is the stick?
Herrhou Mendes asked me to get on good terms with Zhuo Yang, preferably as friends. Mind the stupid thing, is that out of the place, friend? If you don't have the strength, it's cheap to get along with others.
Herho asked me to treat Zhuo Yang to a meal, saying that Zhuo Yang liked this. Zhuo Yang is short of food?
Herhau said he had been in discussions with Jose Mourinho for two days, and that Zhuo Yang's arrival at Real Madrid as a midfielder was the result of their discussions. Do you really think I believe their? Don't you want to please me and let me fall into their favors, do I need to?
Do I need Zhuo Yang to play in the back? Am I afraid that Zhuo Yang will play as a striker?
Carvalho also asked me to invite Zhuo Yang to dinner, and he said that he did, but it was better for me to invite him again, because he didn't have enough portions. Nima, you also know that you don't have enough portions, huh? Pretending to be like Nima's big-tailed wolf, he usually doesn't bother to pay attention to you.
Carvalho said that Ramos invited Zhuo Yang to dinner, and we must also act. Stupid one, is it useful to eat and train? Football has to speak for itself......
Okay, then I'll treat Zhuo Yang to a meal. It doesn't cost much......
First of all! Inviting him to dinner is not to slap him, nor to be afraid of him, who have I been afraid of! Invite him to dinner, just think he's funny.
Is Zhuo Yang interesting? It doesn't seem to be interesting! I can play the piano, and I can play table tennis! Professional-grade ones will play.
What is the use of playing the piano? Playing table tennis can exercise flexibility, can you exercise your body, can you play the piano? Can you have a herniated disc?
How many girls does Zhuo Yang have? He's just a girl...... Forget it, Jie Nima is not comparable.
I, Cristiano Ronaldo, should be honored to be invited to dinner, because I didn't invite anyone to dinner at Real Madrid, only seven or eight people.
Come back from the national team, invite Zhuo Yang to have a meal, what a big deal!
Go to bed! Let's see if there's still that stick in your dream......
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