[20] Lying chicken, curing Internet addiction for cousin
The people in the live broadcast room were confused!
Originally, everyone came to see the sect leader's jokes, but in fact, the sect leader's performance was really funny.
If your teammates are all dead, you're left alone, so bury all the equipment you pick up in the grass, and then have your bare ass, okay, there's still pants. Anyway, there was nothing left, swaggering down the road, and nothing happened!
Generally speaking, when a normal person goes to an island, he either looks for a boat or goes to the bridge. But Sect Leader Yang Shenran actually swam over little by little! He didn't even want to find a boat.
As a result, when I arrived on the island, there was no one. In this game, when Yang Shenran has not seen an enemy, he has been eliminated from 98 people to the last 12 people.
Yang Youji watched from the side, all surprised, this can be done!
"Cousin Sect Master, do you have any calculations here? It's amazing! ”
"I don't know." Yang Shenran was actually very incomprehensible, but at this time, the poison circle was refreshed again, and finally shrunk to the west of the military base.
Yang Shenran really had no choice, since no one killed him, then he would go and die. He left the small house and was about to go outside, when he was about to brush the drug circle and was too late to hurry, he happened to meet an off-road vehicle.
Yang Shenran got on the off-road vehicle and looked at the location of the drug circle, the range was not large at this time, and it would be the finals again.
Yang Shenran also made a bold prediction...... Well, he didn't predict it, he was just afraid of death, so he went around the safe area, made a big circle, and finally ran obscenely to a small hill on the west side of the island.
As a result, the finals were refreshed, and it happened to be refreshed on the side of Yang Shenran's car, and it was next to each other.
Yang Youji was stunned next to him: ", this can be done!" This is...... What the? ”
There are also all kinds of shocks in the barrage, the sect leader is really a koi!
But the magic is yet to come!
Yang Youji persuaded beside him: "Sect Master, look at the big stone in front of you, get on that gun, wait, kill one person when you come, you can eat chicken!" ”
Yang Shenran paused and asked, "Where did I get the gun?" ”
"Huh!"
Yang Youji suddenly realized that now Yang Shenran has nothing on his body, let alone guns, not to mention bullets, not even helmets and energy drinks. Not to mention helmets and drinks, even the pants are buried on the farm.
"It's over, that's it." Yang Youji said: "Not counting you, there are at least three squads now, and you can't survive at all." This is an open field, and apart from this plain, the stones of the sea can be hidden. You have nothing now, standing alone on the open ground, and you will surely die. ”
Yang Shenran nodded and said, "Since this is the case, then I won't move." ”
As he spoke, Yang Shenran parked the car in the most conspicuous position, that is, in the middle of this open land, in the middle of the plain.
It's a good location, and anyone in the finals can easily see a car parked.
Yang Youji was helpless: "This is waiting for death." ”
Yang Shenran suddenly became nervous, he didn't have a gun, so he didn't use a gold finger, but he still had a bold conjecture.
In about a minute, the poison circle was brushed, and the rest of the team began to walk this way.
From Yang Shenran's picture, you can see that there is a three-person team not far away, rushing to this side. At this time, the gunshots rang out, and it turned out that there was already a team in ambush on the opposite side of the stone mountain, and the two sides fought for a while, and finally the team next to Yang Shenran was completely wiped out.
At this time, there were still seven people left in the game, including Yang Shenran.
The most important thing is that the team that had just been destroyed not far from Yang Shenran didn't notice from beginning to end that there was still a person sitting in the car.
After all, according to normal people's thinking, in the center of the finals, there is a car in the most conspicuous position, and there must be no one on it. So no one paid any attention to that.
Yang Shenran left the keyboard with both hands, he had nothing, he could only leave everything to the will of God, and bless the rest of the people who didn't notice him!
Then, another team arrived, a three-person team. Still passing by not far from Yang Shenran's car, Yang Shenran held his breath, Yang Youji's eyes widened, and the barrage stopped a lot.
Didn't see it! I still haven't seen Yang Shenran! It's not that I didn't see it, it's just that no one could have imagined that there was someone in the car, which is really too counter-routine.
There were still seven people left in the field, so if nothing else, there was also a three-person team on the other side of Stone Mountain. Subsequently, the two squads began to exchange fire, and they fought anyway.
In the end, it should have been the later three-person team that won, the team on the other side of the stone mountain was destroyed, and there were only two people left in this three-person team.
There are only three people left in the field at this point! Yang Shenran is only one step away from eating chicken!
The two people also noticed that there was still one person left, but they didn't notice the car, but subconsciously thought that there was still one person left on the other side of the stone mountain. So the two of them walked forward slowly.
Yang Youji said: "It's over, second place, you don't have a gun!" Otherwise, you're now attacking from behind and eating chicken directly! ”
Yang Shenran smiled: "I don't have a gun, but I have a car!" See how I drive! ”
The two people walked one after the other, but Yang Shenran drove at full power, and the off-road vehicle rushed directly towards the two people.
"Bang! Bang! ”
Hit two people in a row, one of these two people died instantly, and the other fell directly to the ground.
Yang Shenran's car turned around and hit the man who fell to the ground.
At the last moment before he died, he only heard the person shouting hoarsely in the public screen voice: "Lao Yinbi! ”
"Bang!"
"Good luck, eat chicken tonight."
Yang Shenran looked at the words on the screen and jumped up excitedly: ", it's so cool!" It turned out to be a game of psychological gambling, and it was so exciting! ”
The barrage was also stunned by Yang Shenran's magical way of eating chicken.
Moutai: "You can eat chicken in this special!" Why! ”
Fu Shengxi: "Open the stone hammer!" It's definitely a joke! Good luck! ”
scolded him Chunyan: "What do you know, this is the sect leader's mental tactic, this is the legendary dark under the lamp!" ”
Drunken love Cishan: "I feel that my IQ has been insulted!" Why can you eat chicken! Not even a gun! ”
One night's position: "My nine-year compulsory education has been greatly humiliated!" Why don't I have this luck! ”
Fat House Happy Name: "Anyway, didn't I come to watch the League of Legends live?" Why is it so interesting to watch and eat chicken? Sect Leader Niubi! ”
Yang Shenran didn't expect that he could eat chicken like this, this is a real lie to win chicken! I really didn't do anything, I didn't even shoot a gun!
"The more dangerous the place, the safer!" Yang Shen smiled proudly: "Cousin, it's troublesome for me to wash my feet." It's all your own family, and by the way, I will help you cure your Internet addiction. ”
Yang Youji cried: "This is not fair! I'll never play this game again! ”
Yang Shenran shrugged: "You yourself feel that you are on the second layer, thinking that I am only the first layer, but in fact, I am already on the fifth layer." So, what layer do you think I'm on? It doesn't matter which layer it is, it's all levels that you don't understand. The mountain is high and the people are the peak, this is the legend! ”
"Sect Leader Niubi!"