"Do you know that the first time you meet someone, the body temperature is 39 degrees 3, it is called love at first sight."

Luoyang, in the Starbucks on the first floor below Wangfujing, Wang Quan is sitting opposite a girl.

He slanted at the burning clouds in the sky outside the floor-to-ceiling window, slightly melancholy: "That's called burning your brain, do you want me to call an ambulance for you?" It's okay, I'll pay for the ambulance. ”

“......”

The girl pulled her hair together, "Sometimes I envy the fish, there is no temperature and no heartbeat, only seven seconds of memory." They can live carefree, and even if they shed tears, they will be covered by the sea. ”

"First of all, fish also have body temperature. Secondly, fish have a heart and a heartbeat. In the end, fish have memories, and the so-called 'fish only have seven seconds of memory' is nothing more than a rumor. ”

Wang Quan smiled helplessly, "I'll send you a popular science link when I go back." ”

The girl was a little angry, she frowned slightly, and said, "You think I care about your car and house?" I'm not such a material person, and girls can live a chic life alone. ”

As if showing off, she glanced at Wang Quan, "Have you read the article written by Teacher Shaohua?" Li Xinyu: Have you heard of it? People live as chic as they are thirty-eight years old, and her husband treats her badly, so she decisively kicks her husband. She ......"

Wang Quan continued: "Raise flowers and plants during the day, prepare a delicious and hearty dinner for yourself in the evening, keep a good mood to sleep, and go to the gym the next morning to exercise for your health."

Even if there is no love, she can live alone and chic. ”

After a pause, Wang Quan continued: "But I'm afraid no one will tell you that Li Xinyu got married at the age of twenty-five, her husband is forty years older than her, and she is still a junior. And the reason why she is rich even if she doesn't work is very simple, because her husband is a rich man, and after the divorce, she divided half of her husband's property. ”

He spread his hands, "You see, that article is also telling the truth, but he won't tell you the first half of the story." ”

The girl was dumbfounded.

After a while, she was unconvinced: "How do you know the article written by Teacher Shaohua?" Besides, Teacher Shaohua clearly said that Li Xinyu is an independent woman in the new era...... You must have made it up! ”

Wang Quan sighed and smiled helplessly: "Because I wrote that article." ”

Girl: "......"

............

The girl is gone.

Wang Quan's blind date failed again.

But he doesn't regret it.

Because the girl obviously couldn't see her position clearly.

From the moment I got in the car, I picked and chosen, one moment it was "your car is not good, my colleague is much more stable than you", and the other time it was "the color of your window glass is too light, I like the darker color".

Girl, it was your parents who asked me to see you, not me.

Please, can you figure out the situation first?

Taking a sip of coffee, the greasy taste of mocha made his brow furrow slightly.

Next time, I'll order Frappuccino.

Turning his head sideways at the burning clouds in the sky, he was in a much better mood.

Forget it, just come out to relax.

Nokia's classic ringtone rang, he took out his mobile phone, glanced at the caller, and immediately connected:

"Put."

"Are you done with the blind date?" There was a slightly hoarse woman's voice.

Wang Quan sighed, "How do you know it's over?" ”

"Just the way you look like steel, it's strange if it's not over."

"Tsk, I'm at Starbucks right now."

"Okay! I'll be there soon! ”

Fifteen minutes later, a fragrant breeze blew in with a marinated taste.

A girl sat down across from Wang Quan.

This man has waist-length black hair, a light makeup on his face, a white T-shirt on his upper body, and a pair of coconut 350 stars on his lower jeans.

Other than that, there is no other jewelry.

As soon as the girl sat down, she smiled evilly, "Hehe, how did you fail?" It's fun to say it~"

Wang Quan gave a general account of what had just happened.

"Puff hahahaha~~~ I knew it was like this~" The girl smiled and leaned back together, and her breasts were bigger with a smile, "What did the girl say before?" You want to add people's WeChat, but people said they don't need WeChat, but I didn't expect that the next day because of the work just docking with our company, the result also took the initiative to add your WeChat. That look on your face was really funny.

"And after that Juno of our company, you sent people to and from work, and later when you confessed, people said that you had a boyfriend, but you felt ashamed and resigned and ran away, poof~~~

"And that Xiao Liu took a fancy to you, implying that you said that you wouldn't go back at night, so you took someone to an Internet café to play games all night.

"And more! Xiao Sun said that the water in the thermos cup has been put for a day, why is it still so hot, but you said that the thermos cup is really awesome, how much is the link~~~"

After laughing enough, the girl returned to seriousness, "Speaking of which, you are quite funny, obviously you have a car, a house and no loan, but you are twenty-seven years old and have no partner, and you have been on a blind date more than ten times, right?" When was the last time you were in a relationship? High school? ”

"Tsk, my parents are dead." Wang Quan had a dark face, "Aren't you the same, your name is Ye Shengge, but I haven't seen you every night, you haven't had a partner at twenty-four, and you obviously look pretty good." Let's not talk about the second brother. ”

It's not that he has no emotional intelligence, those girls just don't like people, so he indirectly refuses.

"I'm busy with work." Ye Shengge didn't care, "Let me quibble, in addition to going to work, I am still working part-time as a Taoist priest in Laojunguan, and I can't get married before I return to the world." ”

Saying that, she raised her eyes and looked at Wang Quan, "Why don't I show you the face?" ”

"Okay, anyway, if you don't like it, I'll call the police to report you for feudal superstition." Wang Quan cocked Erlang's legs, and turned his head to look at the girl walking back and forth outside the window, "Anyway, are you still writing women's boxing essays in that new media company?" ”

He and this girl were colleagues and friends before, and the company was the company that wrote the kind of public account that provoked emotions, and then took advertisements to make money.

Wang Quan used to be a handler, and he witnessed the price of one peer after another advertisement from 2,000 yuan to 800,000 yuan.

But writing that thing is just bad money and sorry for his conscience, plus there are some other opportunities, he ran away decisively, without a little hesitation.

His personality is like this, calm, good at taking advantage of the situation, and super adaptable.

Maybe this is the foundation laid in society for six or seven years?

"No, since you, the pillar of the pillar, resigned and ran away, the performance has been getting worse and worse day by day, and the company collapsed a year ago. I'm working for a matchmaker platform now. Ye Shengge replied casually, and then tapped his fingers on the table, "Don't be impatient, turn your face around." ”

"I now wonder if I can't find a partner is retribution for writing women's boxing in the first place." Wang Quan then looked at her with a straight face, "I'm not afraid that you will be moved, when the time comes, when your old Taoist priest comes to trouble me, I am afraid that he will be beaten and touched." ”

Ye Shengge was silent.

One thing to say, this guy is really handsome.

He is about 1.8 meters tall, neither fat nor thin.

The mountains are like jade.

Jade like a king.

Seeing her coming, Wang Quan smiled gently, which made the part-time Xiaodao aunt a little dazzled for a while.

"What's wrong? Want to surrender under your brother's slacks pants? Why don't you lend your pectoral muscles? I'm not at a disadvantage if you're in such good shape. ”

"Phew!" Ye Shengge snorted, "No wonder you can't find a partner, it's just a pity that you have a long mouth." ”

After that, she began to look at him seriously.

This looks like it..... Her curved willow eyebrows frowned slightly.

Wang Quan was happy, "Don't say that my Yin Tang is black, liars haven't played like this in these years." ”

Ye Shengge didn't answer him, just muttered:

"Strange...... You have made peach blossoms in your life, and you have countless faces in your life, but one man and many women are just like sailing against the current. If you can't plan for this, you're doomed to die without a place to bury......"

To put it simply, it is the reincarnation of Brother Cheng.

But this guy has been clearly single for many years, why is that?

Wang Quan touched the cigarette case in his right pocket, but in the end he didn't take it out.

He sighed, "Really? I don't believe it.

"I am terminally ill, called poor, I am destined not to be rich and expensive in my life, at most I have a house of 130 square meters, and a BMW 3 Series.

"And four years ago, there was a fortune teller who said that I was destined to be lonely for a lifetime, so I was almost twenty-eight years old and didn't have a girlfriend.

"And I'm playing games and cooking, and I've been wandering around gold and silver.

"Although I usually eat and wear, I haven't bought new clothes for several years. In the dead of night, the pain and desolation in my heart come to my heart.

"The fortune teller was right."

"It's small, it's small." Ye Shengge leaned back on the sofa with a displeased expression, "I don't know where that one is at the moment?" Xiaodao has to come to the door to ask for a lesson or two. ”

Even her claims have changed.

Wang Quan chuckled: "You won't want to see him." ”

The two high mountains that Ye Shengge photographed were muffled, and said proudly: "Xiaodao has traveled south and north all his life, and he will never be wrong, that person is just a charlatan." ”

Going north and south? It's all over the major comic conventions...... Wang Quan nodded quietly: "I think so too, so I ......"

Dao Gu was puzzled: "So? ”

"So I called 110 at the time to report him for engaging in superstition to tell fortunes for others, and now he should be picking up soap inside."

Ye Shengge said decisively: "The evil demon is outside, everyone will be punished!" What I hate most in my life is these guys who engage in feudal superstition! ”

"Don't talk nonsense, you must have something to do with me, just say it." Wang Quan raised his hand and glanced at the time, "Don't say I'm leaving." ”

This girl is very good at everything.

The person is very beautiful, and the figure is good, with long legs and a thin waist.

It's a pity that he has a long mouth, why can't this character stand up?

Wang Quan was too familiar with her, but he didn't have that idea after that.

Ye Shengge decisively threw away the festival, "Don't! Then I'll be straightforward, I just want you to make a member on our blind date platform. ”