Chapter 309: Merry Christmas to King Luo

The 35-year-old is a native of Barcelona and a real estate agent by profession. It's a nice way to put it, but it's actually the kind of agency that works for a real estate agency, which is found on every street in China's larger cities.

Khomey is undoubtedly a Barcelona fan, but he is not yet a member, and he has been pressed by the Barcelona club to wait for news after applying many times. Because Barcelona FC does not want to cause trouble for itself, Khomey has a history of attacking politicians in public meetings on several occasions. And there is no faction, it seems that it is just to be famous.

Since 2004, Khomey has changed his style. In the European Championship final that year, when the match between Portugal and Greece was about to end, Holmey jumped from the stands of the Stadium of Light in Lisbon, holding a Barcelona scarf in his hand, and rushed to Barcelona's 'traitor' and Portugal captain Figo in the limelight.

Khomey slammed the Barcelona scarf on Figo's face, who didn't dodge and did nothing.

From that day on, Khomey was truly famous. Because his name Jaume is Catalan, usually nicknamed 'Jimmy' in English, there is another 'Jimmy Jump' in football after the 'Streak King' Mark Roberts.

Over the years, Jimmy has jumped in and out of various sports competitions, laughed at Luo Xuejuan in the swimming pool in Athens, put a hat on Samuel Eto'o in La Liga, laughed at his grandfather and piggy in the semifinals of the European Cup, and scared Federer in the men's singles final of the French Open.

At the opening ceremony of the World Cup last year, if it weren't for the agility of the special forces security guards invited by the organizing committee, the Hercules Cup, which had just been stabilized by Cannavaro, was almost snatched away by Jimmy Jump.

In Hamburg, Germany, last August, Jimmy jumped into the home stadium of St. Pauli, where he was playing a friendly match, and ran wildly with the ball in the middle circle, smashing a spoon against a confused goalkeeper at Racing Santander. Fortunately, the spoon flew, otherwise Rodriguez Tonio would not have pounced.

Today Jimmy jumped to Camp Nou.

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0:0 in the first half, Pep Guardiola did not make any substitutions at halftime, and Ayto Karanka did not make any substitutions.

The 38-year-old Karanka is Real Madrid's chief assistant coach, a Real Madrid player, the same as the Cendor who was beaten by Germany. Florentino is consciously developing former Real Madrid players to coach from youth to first team, hoping that a Real Madrid Pep Guardiola will emerge from it.

Zinedine Zidane has made it clear that he will be in charge of Real Madrid's second team next season, having previously spent a spell in the youth team, where the team's results are more like his looks than his skills.

Jose Mourinho was suspended today, and Karanka took on the role of on-the-spot command. Of course, the pre-match deployment is all Mu Shuai's, and so is the field strategy. I don't know if Mourinho gave Kalanca three tips beforehand.

The 38-year-old has been out of action for six years, and Inzaghi, who is a month older than him, has played 13 games at AC Milan this season and scored seven goals.

In November last year, Jiu Ye ruptured the anterior cruciate ligament in his left knee and damaged the lateral meniscus in the league, and it has not recovered yet. Zhuo Yang went to see him after returning from the Asian Cup, and Jiu Ye was having a bikini party at home, and he was ashamed.

Thinking of the ninth master, Zhuo Yang, who was standing outside the center circle waiting for Ronaldo and Higuain to kick off, smiled, not smiling, grinning, like a fool.

His smile didn't matter, startling Jimmy as he ran in from the sideline.

Jimmy Jump is different from the King of Naked Running, he is not naked, he is strict. Jimmy Jump's standard outfit is a red hat, and I don't know what it means. Today he is wearing one, and he is still holding one in his hand, which is the ordinary kind of Santa hat, pointy.

The hat on Jimmy's bouncing hand was originally intended to be worn to Zhuo Yang, but he was frightened by Zhuo Yang's laughter. His eyes were empty and he didn't know where to star, and he grinned stupidly, which was very inexplicable. It's about to be a game, you laugh eggplant.

Zhuo Yang's pestle is there, and the whole person is not only mysterious, but also infiltrating.

Jimmy didn't dare to go over, he was afraid that Zhuo Yang would give him another beating or bite if he was insane. Chased by the hula security behind him, Jimmy jumped and turned towards Ronaldo.

Zhuo Yang stopped smiling, he opened his eyes wide and was ready to see how Ronaldo responded. Fans can't beat or scold, we are a family in the stands, and it's really annoying to run into the field.

Jimmy jumped like he was on Hot Wheels, and in a few big strides, he rushed to Ronaldo and raised his hand to put on a Santa hat for him. The expressionless King of Portugal only bowed slightly, and bowed down to avoid the fiery red pointed hat.

Jimmy jumped and tried to pick it up and wear the second stubble, but there was no chance, and the security guard chased after him even if it was a few pigs. After a few dodges, Jimmy jumped up and was surrounded and put down, and no one cared about the hat on the ground in front of Ronaldo's eyes.

Zhuo Yang laughed loudly. "Hey, hey!" His name is Cristiano Ronaldo. "Put it on, it's very stylish, how festive! Whew~~~"

"Why don't you wear it?" Cristiano Ronaldo bears his face.

Zhuo Yang smiled even more happily: "Hi, Ronnie, Merry Cresmeth, Ding Goubai~, Ding Goubai~, Ding Gouao is crooked......"

Ronaldo doesn't have the humor of the second goods, and he doesn't dare to turn his face casually, so he can only hold his face darker and darker. made Higuain next to him laugh so hard that he couldn't stand up straight.

Zhuo Yang greeted Higuain: "Smoking gun, why don't you help Ronnie put it on?" ”

Ronaldo's eyes widened and stared at Higuain: You dare!

The cigarette gun laughed and waved at Zhuo Yang in a hurry.

When Higuain Sr. was younger, he was nicknamed 'Pipe', but his origin is unknown, and Little Higuain was called 'Little Pipe' from his father's surname. Later, no one knew about the old pipe, and the little pipe grew up, so everyone called him 'Little Pipe' or 'Smoking Gun'.

In the end, it was the referee Blake who came over and picked up Little Red Riding Hood and threw it off the field, otherwise Ronaldo would have to watch it all the time.

Ronaldo is well-informed, but he doesn't take Little Red Riding Hood seriously, but the zero shot in the first half made his face quite unbearable, why are you here today?

In this way, although he knew that Zhuo Yang was not making fun of him, such a light-hearted joke still made him very uncomfortable, and it sounded so harsh.

Ronaldo and Zhuo Yang came to La Liga at the same time, and they have played six games in the past two years, and today is the seventh, and in the first six games, Barcelona scored 11 goals in six kills against Zhuo Yang, and Ronaldo only has one. If you were Cristiano Ronaldo, wouldn't you feel the laughter harsh?

So Cristiano Ronaldo started the second half, first knocking down Mascherano in order to grab a position, and then jumping to his feet because Higuain took the ball from an offside position, allowing him to miss a possible chance to shoot. Anyway, my heart is very dry.

In the 50th minute, Puyol was blind at the back and the ball was brought to Higuain. In order to apologize for the last ball, the smoking gun was not greedy, hesitated for a moment and pushed it to Ronaldo.

How could Ronaldo think that the smoking gun was so selfless, he was about to run from the outside to the inside to respond step by step, and as soon as he adjusted his center of gravity, Higuain's ball passed. So, with such an awkwardness, he directly parked the football on the sidelines.

Zhuo Yang held back the slightest bit and didn't dare to laugh.

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