Bad luck, if you go shopping, you will be caught alive by Li Er, obviously the capital is full as long as you avoid him, and you prefer to die and meet the main owner, fortunately, Li Er gave some face, and the insults were carried out between two people, listening to Li Er's chatter about the heroic deeds of the year, it was a terrible torture, there were too many places to figure out, obviously he was hit with a chain hammer, and the tiger head on the shoulder armor was smashed, he could still hold Ma Shuo to pick the enemy under the horse, and obviously the horse's legs were cut off by the knife and axe hand of the people, He was able to ride a three-legged horse to capture the flag.

Knowing that he had done some small exaggerations, Yun Ye had also done this kind of thing, obviously he was stunned by a yellow croaker, but he was a huge shark, so he understood Li Er's mood very well, he didn't have many opportunities to talk nonsense, he had to be a majestic emperor in front of the courtiers, a strict father in front of the prince, and a passionate husband in front of the eldest grandson, as for what it was in front of the concubine, Yun Ye didn't know, and everything he knew would be chopped in two.

Yun Ye said in front of him that the juniors are okay, saying that the peers are not qualified, the most rare thing is that this kid is knowledgeable and interesting, of course it is not appropriate to brag alone, it is much happier to have a conversation partner who asks on the idea from time to time, every time Yun Ye asks the details, it is the part that Li Er is ready to tell in detail, the conversation is enthusiastic, and unconsciously, time slipped away quickly, when several young children all fell asleep, the refreshed Li Er waved his hand and prepared to return to the palace, but at the end he said lightly, If you dare to enter Chang'an without permission, you will discount your legs.

Li Tai looked at Yun Ye with admiration, Yun Ye was the only one who could brag with his father, he saw his father himself, he trembled every time, and he had never been so heroic.

"Qingque, how did your father ride a three-legged war horse to kill the enemy bravely?" After sending off His Majesty the Emperor, Li Tai, who was about to return to the academy with Yun Ye, became his target of venting.

"It's nothing, it's okay for you to be smashed by a thousand-pound shark that fell from the sky, what's wrong with my father charging into battle on a three-legged war horse?"

"Yes, it's a high art of conversation. The average person can't grasp it. We won't delve into it, it's just that your father didn't drink and watch singing and dancing in the palace, why did he run to the market and get me captured alive? “

Li Tai pouted and said: "You have the ability to interfere with my father's whereabouts, there are many times for the white dragon fish to wear, I liked to go shopping behind my father when I was a child, and listen to him tell me about the strange news of the market." At that time, I had a windmill in my hand, a rattle in my arms, and a meatloaf in my mouth, and when I was tired of walking, I would rely on my father to carry me, and I would cry when others came up. At that time, my father was always very busy, and there were far more times when I wore armor than when I wore regular clothes, and there were very few times like this, so I always cherished it, but unfortunately I have grown up, and it is not good to let my father hold me again, Yun Ye, you will see my father more when you have time. You are a son-in-law, and it is also right to honor him. It's been a long time since I've seen him so happy. “

Li Tai is talking nonsense, and the emperor is destined to be alone. Whoever gets close to him is one step closer to death, because the dragon's nature is destined to his selfish character, a hyena always runs to the dragon with a smile when he has nothing to do, and plays with you when he is in a good mood, and when he is in a bad mood, a turning hyena will be the end of the photo.

Except for the eldest grandson, an animal of the same size, other animals, even elephants, the final result is a pile of dragon dung, especially the dragon among dragons like Li Er, if you sneeze, it will rain heavily in the world, and it is best to avoid it from afar.

The children were all asleep, and a carriage obviously couldn't sleep, so they had to requisition Li Tai's carriage, and the two of them straddled the carriage and chatted sentence by sentence.

"The gunpowder thing is going very smoothly, that laughing Cangsheng is very good, I just taught those slaves how to make gunpowder, a few days ago, I tested it in Nanshan, opened the mountain and cracked the stone, the effect is extraordinary, the father is very satisfied, but this thing is not very stable, it has been blown up three times, and the slaves have died thirteen. If it goes on like this, it won't be long for the slaves. “

"It's not a kind thing in the first place, you have to be militarized, of course death and injury are inevitable, you don't have to sue me for what you have researched, I don't want to hear it, you just know, be careful yourself."

"Yezi, in my opinion, you are no different from your own family, why do you want to isolate yourself from the Li family? Are you always worried about things that don't have a shadow? “

"Qingque, this is a hierarchical world, Majesty Xià give me face, I have to know that I am conscious, I can't ask for it unscrupulously, Your Majesty keeps my duty, you keep my duty, I also have my duty to keep, only if I keep my duty, this world will run safely."

"If you want to be lazy, just say, don't pull everything to the imperial power, I get bored when I hear these two words now, talk to you about good learning, where are you talking nonsense? If you don't want to take out those things in your stomach, just say, the most disgusting thing is your pretending to be profound, I am doing endless experiments, wasting national funds, wasting human life, you can see it? ”

Yun Ye ignored him, the knowledge he gained through hardship is learning, this truth Li Tai still doesn't understand, he always wants to take shortcuts, this is a common problem of smart people.

Li Tai stabbed Yun Ye twice, and when he saw that he didn't say a word, he knew that his desire for the result had been frustrated, and he sighed, so he had to go over what he had mastered again in his mind, and then think about how to develop the maximum power of gunpowder according to the characteristics of gunpowder.

When they got home, the eight little ones rubbed their eyes and went back to their rooms to sleep, and told their maids to take care of them, and they went back to the study to sleep beautifully.

Before she fell asleep, Xin Yue came over, holding a blanket, it was cloudy these days, worried that her husband would catch a cold, and when she heard a very fake snoring, she rudely dragged Yun Ye up.

"Take off your clothes and sleep again, no matter how late you come back in the future, I will go back to my room to sleep, I'm not afraid of disturbing, huddle in the study alone and look pitiful?"

What I hate the most is that I was pulled up and undressed after I fell asleep, asking for this, asking for that, only to find the most comfortable position, and the sleepiness was all gone.

Take off your clothes, right, then take off your underwear, and wait for her to arrange a sleeping position naked, Xin Yue didn't blink her eyes, looked at the naked body with interest, slapped Yun Ye's bare ass and said: "What is ugly and ugly, it's not as good-looking as my son, quickly put it away." “

This mother-in-law just owes clean up, you can't waste your clothes when you take them off, and it doesn't take much to take them off again, Xin Yue tried her best to resist, but the thing is to blame here, the clothes were taken off very smoothly in the fierce resistance, and it didn't take much effort, and when Yun Ye pounced, she also knew how to use a fan to extinguish the candle......

At dawn, the punishing guy was sleeping like mud, but the punished got up early in the morning, today is the day of collecting rent, and the farmers have long been waiting in line at the warehouse, and the master must not make jokes, he must be entertained, otherwise he will be gossiped.

The main book of Lantian County also came to the door early, the Yun family is the largest taxpayer in the county, as long as the Yun family's tax collection is completed, the county's thirty percent of the tax will be settled, and the first tax collection of the Yun family every year is already a practice.

Under the grape shelf, the Yun family's special chess is placed, a pot of fragrant tea, the master book and the old money began to fight, the eyes do not look at the scene of rent collection, the Yun family's rent collection is probably the most boring, a little fart child carrying a burlap bag, the housekeeper, the account room shouted to whom's house, whose kid will throw the burlap bag on the table with a bang, and start to read it in his mouth.

"My family rents forty acres of land, two percent of the harvest per mu goes to the owner's family, this year's rain is good, the harvest is good, forty acres of land my family received one hundred and seventeen loads and three buckets of wheat, my father said, count the fraction and shame, this year pay twenty-four loads, let the master feed Hanhan, Chang'an market price one bucket four Wen three, a load of forty-one Wen, my father said according to the price of a bucket, according to the whole load of the main family suffers, my family total ......"

Before the calculation was finished, he was kicked aside by the steward, and shouted at the child: "After pressing the handprint, get out of here, go to the shed outside to pick up some uneaten snacks and bring them back, it's not too early, and then later, the class will be late, be careful of Mr.'s board." “

The aggrieved child cried with a sad face to the account room and refused to press the handprint, picked up the pen and wrote down Zhang Erniu three neat words, and then carried the basket in his hand happily to the shed to decorate the snack, now no one wants to squat under the shed to gnaw the pot helmet, it is embarrassing, the whole Zhuangzi likes to squat and eat on the owner of the village alone.

The children of Yunjia Zhuangzi are clever, there is the first lesson in front of the car, each of them comes up directly to report the total, look at the steward, the account room is recorded, and pick up the brush to sign, there are a few children's brush words are really good, the account room always smiles on the child's head to touch a handful, praise a good child, the future must be the material to enter the academy, hurry up to get a snack, a good child should be rewarded, take more.

"Old Qian, your family doesn't collect food? It seems to me that the people who pay the rent are all children, so why don't adults see such a big thing. “

"What do adults come to do, and they can't read, and they can't count, and these children don't know, naturally the children come to pay the rent, my family's wheat is the new seeds that Hou Ye got from Sinong Temple, the yield is higher, but the pasta is not so authentic, the farmers are to put their own wheat off, and then buy back those delicious wheat, one in and one out, the house is full of delicious wheat, and the bad wheat is for the people in the city to eat, the Hou Ye said, the people in the city are durable, even if they put poison, they can't die."

The master bookkeeper opened his mouth wide and wanted to say something, rubbed his face and secretly swore that he would never go to Chang'an City to buy food again, picked up the chess pieces hatefully, used to being in front of the cannon, and shouted: "Horse aftermath"! (To be continued.) )

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