Chapter 32: A Glorious Mission
"You two stop fighting!"
Gu Yun couldn't stand it anymore, if this was a battle of equal strength, the problem was that there was no order to speak of this person's indiscriminate fighting, and Shen Yue, as a senior employee of the Foundation, once again gave the opponent the absolute upper hand on the scene.
One of the main reasons is that the white bird can fly, but Shen Yue can't.
So she didn't have much resistance to the white bird's fluttering wings and pecking back and forth at the back of her head, but this white bird was agile, and she knew at a glance that it wasn't the first time she had pecked at the head.
"If you peck Shen Yue again, you're going to be bald."
Gu Yun emphasized the seriousness of the problem.
Shen Yue originally felt no pain in the adrenaline rush, and planned to fight to the death with this pigeon, but as soon as she heard that she was at risk of baldness, she immediately covered the back of her head with both hands, and at the same time shouted not to be outdone, "You wait for me, wait for me to buy a hard hat tomorrow to see if I don't strangle you!" Ouch! ”
The consequence of holding his head in both hands was that the back of his hand was pecked hard by the white bird again.
"Accept it or not!"
Shiratori asked haughtily.
It's the other way around, she may not be able to beat Gu Yun, but isn't it easy to deal with a yellow-haired girl like Shen Yue? You don't need to rely on your own ability, just pecking can make her bald!
"Not convinced!"
"Then again!"
"What are you arguing about at night——!
Gu Tiantian ran out of his room in a hurry, and as soon as he came out, he saw a pigeon staring at the back of Shen Yue's head and pecking fiercely.
When she was reviewing physics at home today, she fell asleep on her desk groggily with a strong drowsiness for no reason, and was now woken up by the sound in the living room.
When I woke up, I looked at my watch, and it was past twelve o'clock!
There will be no classes tomorrow!
"Where did this bird come from?"
Gu Tiantian rubbed his eyes, looked at it for a long time, and then realized that there was a new member in their family, a rabbit before, and now a pigeon, is my brother planning to transform the house into a zoo?
After this sound, Shen Yue and Bai Bird both stopped their movements.
"Even if you want to raise it, don't disturb the people at night, there will be exams again next week, and now is a critical period!"
This sentence was full of aura, and he directly confused the Foundation's trump card and natural disasters, and one person and one pigeon looked at each other, and only after a long time did he apologize in a low voice.
Gu Tiantian is full of action on the one hand, and on the other hand, Gu Yun who is standing at the top of the food chain is a sister control, if they continue to fight, Gu Yun will be angry at that time, and he may really blast them out of the house.
This is called being under the eaves of the sender, and you have to bow your head.
Gu Tiantian yawned, still a little confused, seeing that one person and one pigeon admit their mistakes with a good attitude, they were no longer aggressive, leaving a sentence "Don't forget to remind me to buy pigeon feed tomorrow", then turned around and entered the house, and locked the door.
The living room was quiet again.
"So, you're going to adopt me?"
The white bird stared at Gu Yun with blank eyes, she knew that in this room, only Gu Yun's words worked.
"It depends."
If this white bird hypnotizes someone at every turn, or brings some strange game characters into the house every once in a while, then what's the point?
"You explain what your abilities are all about."
In his opinion, it is a basic skill to accurately control his own power, and he has reached an extremely precise point in the use of his own power, otherwise with his strength, walking on the street will step on the concrete floor out of the hole, and shaking hands with people will directly throw others out.
These things are not unfounded, and in their village, some villagers are being closely guarded because they cannot control their excessive power, so that they do not go out into the streets and hurt people.
According to Gu Yun's observations over the years, people who become stronger little by little usually do not have this problem, and only those who suddenly gain too much power that does not belong to them will have their abilities out of their control.
"Just excuse me, I'm not human, so you can lower your demands on me a bit!"
Shiratori raised his right wing, and in general, humans should be quite tolerant of cute creatures, "As you can see, I was just a carefree little pigeon until one day I met a god!" Of course, it's the genuine god, not the impostor you met before! ”
It was an adventure.
When she first met the gods......
On her way to the restaurant to stew pigeon soup as an ingredient, and she may be slightly smarter than her peers - she realizes that she is probably going to be stewed into pigeon soup.
"The gods have rescued me and given me the power to take revenge on humanity!"
"You've got your revenge on humanity?"
Shen Yue keenly captured the most crucial part - if the power of this seemingly harmless pigeon was also obtained by spreading disasters, then it was not a question of whether to adopt her, but whether she should be allowed to exercise her mission of becoming a pigeon soup immediately.
"Of course."
Shiratori puffed up his chest proudly, "I made a big fuss at the restaurant that night, let go of all the pigeons, and caused thousands of losses!" ”
Then, when she prepares to take further revenge on humanity......
A cold snap came over my face.
So Shiratori decided to come back next summer to think about this grand revenge plan.
"Then, I hibernate in a house and decided to recuperate while secretly finding the weakness of humanity, and in the process, I made a new discovery - the lazier the people around me, the stronger I become."
What's even more amazing is that she doesn't have to do anything at all, and people get lazy themselves.
The shorter the working time, the longer the time to play and sleep, and over time, she will not be able to raise any energy for study and work, which constitutes a positive feedback - the stronger her strength, the lazier the people around her, and the lazier the people around her, the stronger her strength becomes.
It's a perpetual motion machine!
At first it was a family, but as her strength grew, the laziness immediately spread to the entire neighborhood, then to the streets, to the city, and finally to the entire city.
If it weren't for the Foundation, she thought the whole country would soon be full of lazy people.
"But I didn't do anything at all, obviously they became lazy themselves!"
Shiratori felt that she needed to emphasize a sentence to salvage some of her impressions - after meeting Gu Yun, she came up with a new plan, a perfect plan to escape from humans without faking her death.
As long as she lives in Gu Yun's house and wants to find her, she must first pass Gu Yun's pass.
However, no one can pass Gu Yun's level, so this plan is foolproof!
"It doesn't matter if it's intentional or not."
Gu Yun said that he still prefers this sister who is full of self-motivation and fighting spirit than a person who is addicted to games when he comes home from school.
"There is a way to solve this, you think, even if I change the family, it will affect your life sooner or later, but if Shen Yue masters my ability, it will not harm others again."
"Then why don't you train yourself? Are you trying to calculate me again? ”
Shen Yue frowned coldly.
"Why do you think I chose you among so many people in the first place, I was too lazy to practice to find such a self-motivated child as you! This is your mission, give me a good practice! ”