"The wind is blowing and the luck is clear, Dugu Nine Swords are fighting in all directions, welcome to Alijiang Lake, the wind is clear!" When people who don't know hear this, they think it's a game or a line from a martial arts movie.

But in fact, this voice comes from Alibaba's Lin'an headquarters.

"The wind is clear, the hero is good!" The next moment, many people around greeted a somewhat thin person in the middle of the crowd.

"Hello heroes, we meet again on the rivers and lakes!" The wind is clear, that is, Ma Yun, said with a smile, and then there was a voice behind him, "Pengcheng is on the nine days, Bi falls into the Yellow Spring, people's poetry and tea, Caolu Spring sleeps enough, welcome to Alijiang Lake, Xiaoyaozi Hero!" ”

"Xiaoyaozi, you came later than me today, did you have any story yesterday?" Ma Yun saw someone clocking in behind him, and immediately asked with a smile.

Well, if I don't tell you that the person who spoke was Ma Yun, and this was Alibaba's Lin'an headquarters, I guess everyone would think that this was a mental hospital.

As we all know, Ma Yun is a crazy martial arts fan, and he is also a fanatical fan of Feng Qingyang, but he has been forced by life before and cannot fully develop his hobby.

It wasn't until Mayun became independent and started a business, created Alibaba and QQ, and had his own independent territory, which was completely liberated.

He went to Hong Kong three times in a year, met with Mr. Jin Yong three times, and told outsiders that he Ma Yun was to realize his childhood dream and meet his super idol.

In fact, according to the words that Mr. Jin Yong accidentally said, this guy Ma Yun actually went to ask Mr. Jin Yong to go out of the mountain again, and then wrote a book based on Feng Qingyang, satisfying this also fanatical Feng Qingyang lover, who is just a supporting role for Feng Qingyang, and has no regrets about his own independent special.

It's a pity that no matter how much money is given, it is impossible for the old man Jin Yong to agree to this kind of thing, so he can only give up.

[PS: Ahem, this is a legend in the industry, I don't know if it's true or not, if there is any similarity, it's pure coincidence]

It is said that a copy of "Sword Saint Feng Qingyang" really appeared later, the author's signature is Jin Yongxin, and he has always hidden his head and tail, and he doesn't know who his real identity is.

But it is said that this book first appeared in Ma Yun's house.

Well, that's what it's said to be.

If the above anecdote is just gossip, it is not to be believed. Then Ali's executives are required to give themselves a nickname, and at the same time, people modify the punch card without authorization, when all the executives with a flower name punch in, not only will they read the executive's name, but also will read a poem that belongs to the executive.

This is the very real fact, it is said that the first headache for all executives who have just joined Ali is to give themselves a nickname.

This is not the most headache, the headache is his own set poem, and he is required to write it himself...... According to Ma Yun's requirements, this poem must be made by himself, and some ancient poems can be extracted, but they cannot be copied in full, and they must have their own creativity in it.

Then Ali's executives had a headache, these high-achieving students who graduated from science, it's no problem for you to let them write 10 programs on the spot, but it's too embarrassing for them to write a set poem.

And the most unbearable thing is that this set poem will be read out in the punch card machine, and if anyone writes a poem that is too bad, it will instantly become the object of ridicule in the group, which is simply a social death.

But Ma Yun likes it, and the executives don't have any way, pinching their noses, or composing poems themselves, or spending money to find a gunman or something, it's very tossed.

But it is precisely because of this that the atmosphere inside Ali is still good, and Ma Yun's popularity is also very good, and the whole company is showing a thriving situation.

"Chairman, we've found some problems!" Just when Ma Yun was waiting at the door of the company, planning to see who the next hero would be, a young man with dark eyes suddenly found Ma Yun and reported.

"What's the matter, you can tell it!" Ma Yun nodded.

"We found that some users complained to us, saying that our QQ will crash sporadically, and the entire QQ software will be closed in an instant, and you need to log in again, which is a waste of time!" The young man said quickly.

"Crash? It's the technical department's program that has gone wrong again! Ma Yun smiled, he was still in a very happy mood at this time, after all, software crashes are a common occurrence even in 2020.

Is a bug-free program still a normal program?

This is normal!

"In this way, you quickly collect the diagnostic report, and then let the people in the technical department be responsible for the analysis, find out the bug, and fix it as soon as possible!" Ma Yun commanded, these are routine operations!

"Yes!" The young man nodded and took the order.

The whole process seems to be redundant, after all, a small problem like a bug crash will not be put in front of Ma Yun at all, and Ma Yun will personally give instructions.

But this is what Ma Yun requires, according to Ma Yun's words, everything else can be careless, but for his own product, that is, QQ, you must not be careless, because this is related to the jobs of thousands of people up and down Ali.

Everyone must treat QQ like a baby, and any problems must be reported at the first time, and they must be reported to Mayun.

After that, in the ordinary time, several executives arrived one after another, and the sound of going to work also sounded, Ma Yun had already sat in his office, but before he had time to take a sip of hot tea, the young man just now, with dark circles under his eyes, came again.

"What's the problem?" Ma Yun asked puzzled.

"Chairman, there is no diagnostic report!" Xiao Young said anxiously.

"No diagnostic report? What does that mean? Ma Yun was stunned for a moment.

"Our crashed program didn't automatically send us a diagnostic report, so I can't find the cause of the crash now!" Xiao Young said helplessly.

"In this way, it is a big bug, and even there is a problem in the diagnostic report!" Ma Yun stretched his waist and said, "You inform, the technical department will hold a meeting to sort out the entire code, especially the code near the diagnostic report, and do some tests to see if you can find the BUG!" ”

Ma Yun has not yet realized what a dangerous situation this is. Until the technical department mobilized dozens of people to conduct 4 hours of emergency tracking, no major bug problems were found.

But on the other side, there have been tens of thousands of complaints about the automatic collapse of QQ, and at the same time, a large number of scolding posts began to appear on QQ's official forum, from Chinese to English, as well as French, Spanish and other languages of this country.