Yang Shenran had a stomachache all night!

I really want to cry, I ate so many things for no reason, and I can't sleep at night.

Yang Shenran, who had been uncomfortable all night, had an explosive mentality and had to play games. It turned out that the house leak happened to rain overnight, and I didn't win this night! It's all about losing!

When the next morning, Yang Shenran finally got his first victory from the man-machine, the whole person felt broken.

When the Four Heavenly Kings got up in the morning to prepare for training, they saw Yang Shenran leaning back in his chair without love, and his whole person was depressed.

"Mom, what's going on?" Liu Jiyang came over to take a look: "Could it be that last night's meal was poisonous?" ”

Yang Shenran closed his eyes: "After losing all night, my mentality collapsed." Why are there so many elementary school students in this game? I really can't figure it out. ”

"That's it? Just get used to it. Huang Junjun pointed at Liu Jiyang and said: "It's like in my eyes, Secretary Chicken is like an extraordinary master." ”

Liu Jiyang raised his eyebrows: "What you said is still human?" ”

Yang Shenran sighed: "I'm really sad now!" ”

Yang Youji said beside him: "Forget it, two holy women, you can't retaliate." Just take revenge on the elementary school students! ”

Huang Junjun said: "What a good idea! Let's go to the Internet café now, and if we see a primary school student, we will report it one by one. ”

"That guy runs an Internet café, who is looking for someone to provoke." Yang Shenran couldn't cry or laugh.

Liu Jiyang smiled: "I have a way, we can ...... Buy some exam exercises or something, and go to the gate of the elementary school to send them! ”

"That person can't take the initiative to ask for it!" Yang Shenran said with a smile.

Liu Jiyang slapped his thigh: "Harm! Let's change the cover to the cover of League of Legends and tell them it's a game magazine. ”

"It's really a lack of morality!" Yang Shenran grinned: "But it's really a good idea, what do you think?" ”

Everyone looked at each other and suddenly felt a great bad taste. It's just so perverted, hahaha!

"I'll fund! It's all for the children, for the flowers of the motherland! Yang said with a smile.

So the group of people from the Lie Win God Sect went out directly, went to a nearby bookstore to wholesale books, and had a complete set of questions about Huanggang and Hengshui, and then went to a nearby printing store to find someone to print a new cover, on which was the pattern of the League of Legends, and the text was written "League of Legends Ranking Skills".

The group changed the cover, then sealed it with plastic wrap to make it look like a new book unopened. That way, you don't have to worry about being opened halfway.

There are a total of fifty exam exercises, and each person in the Lie Win God Sect holds ten books, walks on the street, and sends them directly when they see a student.

The most annoying thing is that Liu Jiyang, who lacks morality, actually started a live broadcast and recorded a video. According to his words, this is a good thing after all, so it should be commemorated.

Yang Shenran didn't know that Liu Jiyang was doing a live broadcast, he was just giving his gifts seriously.

"Slow walking, I see that you are a martial arts wizard with amazing bones, can I give you a game magazine?" Liu Jiyang smiled and took out a copy of "League of Legends Ranking Skills" from his pocket and handed it over.

"Wow, that's great!" The children were so happy that they regarded it as a treasure in their hands.

"Don't unpack, what if it gets dirty? Let's go home and see again! ”

"Thank you, uncle!"

After Yang Shenran heard this "uncle", his face changed slightly, and he asked, "Do you have any brothers and sisters?" ”

"Uncle, I also have a younger brother."

"Okay, I'll give you another copy for your brother." Yang Shenran smiled and handed it over again.

Looking at the back of the child leaving happily, Yang Shenran smiled coldly: "Brother against each other, just today!" ”

On the other side, the rest of the people are also handing out books, anyway, when they see children, they send them out.

However, there was also a small episode, one was still going back with the book, but the parents were angry when they saw it, and they came back to comment on the child's ears.

"Who are you? You are doing a lot of harm, you are doing this behavior! Who is taking the lead? Hurry up and come out, you take the lead, and I'll call the police if you don't come again! The mother of a child was indignantly reprimanded: "I tell you, you guys, all day long, engage in these games, have fun, they will kill you!" I play games all day long, and now I still give this kind of book to our children! Are you human, what are you doing all day! ”

The child was scared next to him, and threw the pot directly: "I don't want it, they gave it to me!" ”

Huang Junjun had no choice but to tear open the package in front of him and said: "You misunderstood, we sent the exam questions for free, but no one wanted the previous test questions, so we changed the cover." Isn't that great? ”

The parent was stunned, looked at it carefully, and hurriedly thanked him: "Oh, I'm sorry, is this a free gift?" ”

"Of course, it's free."

"Thank you, thank you, I misunderstood, good Samaritan!" The parent quickly apologized.

And the child who threw the pot on the side was not good, looking at the thick test questions in a daze, the kind of grievance couldn't bear it all of a sudden, and he was about to cry directly.

Liu Jiyang also lacked virtue and said: "Look at this child, everyone who is moved has shed tears!" ”

It was just a small episode, and anyway, it took an hour before and after, and fifty books were sent out.

After these books were sent out, the souls of everyone in the Lying Victory God Sect were purified.

The audience in the live broadcast room was shocked.

I've seen those who lack virtue, but I've never seen this kind of ...... But why do you feel a little stimulated for some reason!

Li Yu had a little conscience and said, "Aren't we too bad?" ”

"Well, that's what I said. It's not a real game, it's all exam questions! Give them something to learn. A dozen yuan a book! All of them are famous teachers and schools, and the quality is guaranteed. We are for the future of our children! Liu Jiyang really opened his mouth and said nonsense.

Yang Youji smiled and said, "However, let's draw out all the answers." Actually, it's quite excessive, if it weren't for so many people, I would actually cry out with self-blame. ”

Yang Shenran said: "How can you say that? Do you think changing the cover is a bad thing? Not. We just taught the kids a lesson right now. Reverse all the surprises and let them go through them before they enter the society, so that they will not be easily defeated by difficulties in the future. We are teaching them so that they can better integrate into society in the future. What a great person! ”

The Four Heavenly Kings all gave a thumbs up.

Huang Junjun said: "High! It's really high! In terms of ideological work, the sect leader has to be at the level of political commissar of the regiment, and after saying this, I feel that I am doing the right thing for heaven. ”

Yang Shenran looked at Liu Jiyang: "Why don't you applaud?" What to shoot with your phone. ”

Liu Jiyang: "I'm doing a live broadcast!" ”

"it!" The rest were shocked.

"When did you start the live broadcast, how can this kind of thing be broadcast, my God!" Yang Shenran hurriedly snatched the mobile phone and saw that the pot had exploded in the live broadcast room.

The barrage is all about the rhythm of swiping the screen.

Lonely chords: "If one day you are assassinated, it must be done by elementary school students." ”

Even a cow: "Old iron, I reported it!" The light of righteousness shines on the earth! ”

What do I want this iron rod to do1: "Starting today, countless elementary school students have begun to disbelieve in the world. ”

Username not logged in: "Mentality collapsed!" ”

Seeing that everyone in the live broadcast room was very "happy", Yang Shenran could only be relieved. What else can I do if I don't feel relieved? Alas!

Liu Jiyang smiled: "What are you afraid of, I completely feel that you are right, we are doing a good deed!" ”

"I'll tell you, I'm ......" Yang Shenran just wanted to beat Liu Jiyang, the phone rang, and when he looked down, it was Song Qianqian.

"Hey, Sister Sissi, what's wrong?"

Song Qianqian on the other end of the phone was helpless: "What kind of moth did you come up with?" ”

"No, we're just doing good deeds, and we're tired this morning." Yang Shenran asked, "What's wrong?" What's the matter? ”

"Forehead......," Song Qianqian said: "A publishing house contacted me and said that our club has a great influence among young children, so I want to talk about advertising in the live broadcast room. ”

Yang Shenran asked, "What kind of advertisement?" ”

Song Qianqian: "Practice ......"

"What?" Yang Shenran couldn't cry or laugh: "We finished sending it in the morning, it's only noon, are they clairvoyants or ears, they won't be liars, right?" ”

At this time, Huang Junjun on the side showed Yang Shenran his mobile phone, and saw that the immoral behavior of the group of people from the Lying Win God Sect had already appeared on the hot search list of Weibo!

"Uh...... Well, let's go back and talk about it. Yang Shenran hung up the phone, and the whole person was speechless.

However, this incident is so troublesome, but it has brought a lot of trends, and some people on the Internet actually called for a response to the behavior of the Lie Win God Cult, so many people followed the trend to learn, and countless elementary school students were deceived for a while. For a time, the Lie Win Cult became the most hated organization by elementary school students.

Lying down to win the Divine Cult is too capable of pulling hatred!

So much so that now in various forums, if two people squirt against each other for any problem, the final result will definitely end with the same hatred and hatred of the Cult of God. I have to say that the network environment is much better.

The days have slowly come to the day of the game with RNG.

Yang Shenran was already looking forward to this day. It's true! Hurry up and find something else to avoid the limelight, now the Lie Win God Cult is really a big move.

And because the Lying Win Cult has aroused the hatred of many elementary school students, many people expect the Lying Win Cult to lose the game, so this time, before the game even started, there were already many people waiting in the live broadcast room while spraying the Win Win Cult to pit people!

The LPL event officials were shocked, because every time the live broadcast of the Divine Cult game was won, the number of viewers doubled, and this traffic was simply not too terrifying.

If there is any harm to such traffic, then only Song Qianqian understands.

On the bus to the competition, Yang Shenran saw that Song Qianqian seemed to have something on her mind.

"Sister Sissi, what do you want? Why do you look a little distracted in the past two days? Yang Shenran asked, "What's the matter?" ”

Song Qianqian raised her forehead and said, "Sect Master, there are many companies now, all of which want to sponsor our team. Did you read the document I sent you last time? Let you choose, after all, you say. ”

"Uh...... Sorry, I forgot. Yang Shenran grinned: "I'll watch it when I go back after the game." ”

Song Qianqian said: "Now our team only has the endorsement of tassel live broadcast, and it is the kind that advertisements will not appear on the team uniform." Other than that, there is no other endorsement. I know that behind our team, we also have a lot of money. But the proper endorsement part, too, is appropriate. After all, many teams want to endorse, but not so many people are looking for it. ”

Yang Shenran asked: "Now, which team has the most endorsements?" ”

Su Endian said: "I know this, the RNG team, there are cars, food, keyboards and mice, etc., there are many brands, they are really wealthy!" ”

"Okay, I see. Let's look back, I'll refer to it. Yang Shenran nodded.

Song Qianqian seemed to think of something at this time, and handed Yang Shenran a bag of milk: "Drink some milk, you can refresh yourself." ”

"Oh, thank you."

Yang Shenran just wanted to stretch out his hand, but Su Endian on the side took out a bag of small biscuits from his pocket and said, "Eat some biscuits, I'm hungry during the game." ”

Yang Shenran's heart sank and he looked at the Four Heavenly Kings, but as a result, these four unfilial sons actually pretended to talk and didn't look back at all.

Oh my god!

"......Forehead" Yang Shenran just wanted to take the milk, Su Endian stepped on it, if it was a small biscuit, Song Qianqian stretched her hand forward again.

I'm going to die! That's it, what's there to fight for? Yang Shenran had no choice but to synchronize his hands and hold the milk and biscuits in his hands.

Song Qianqian and Su Endian were not angry or annoyed, but looked at Yang Shenran quietly. I don't know, I thought I was a good girlfriend, uh, in fact, the relationship between the two is really good, but only on Yang Shenran's side, they inexplicably competed.

Song Qianqian is not a person who likes to calculate, but she likes to be reasonable. If Sue Eun had taken out the biscuits first, she would definitely not have taken out the milk again. But when you take out the milk, you won't back down. It has nothing to do with being jealous, it's just a reason.

And Su Endian didn't think about it so much, she just felt that Yang Shenran was very dangerous now, and she actually had a tendency to control the royal sister, which was not good, and she had to correct it.

A woman's mind is ever-changing, but Yang Shenran is much more innocent. He just wants to be a transparent person and doesn't want to get into disputes, but it's obviously unlikely.

"Forehead ......"

Yang Shenran hesitated, he didn't want to eat or drink. But there are always times in life when he can't choose, so he has to destroy all these things in one bite.

Su Endian asked, "How does it feel?" ”

"Don't do this, I may need some stomach tablets." Yang Shenran looked sad: "I, belly up!" ”

Song Qianqian actually took out another bag of milk: "It's okay, milk helps digestion!" Or another bag? ”

Yang Shenran was about to cry: "I'm sorry, I should be humble." ”

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(This paragraph is free:Changed the typo in front.,Thank you to the bigwigs who corrected me in the group.,Generally, I change it immediately when I see it.。 It's a pleasure to write, so some of them are negligent.,One of them called the Titan by another name.,It's really ...... I laughed at myself. It's true, IQ is urgent! ）