There must be a fixed value for happiness in the world.

When Denzel and LeBron James are unhappy, then naturally there are people who are happy.

"I can't stress enough that we don't have any problems getting to the playoffs. And I'm not at all surprised that Bruce has two consecutive lethal kills, he's a natural killer. ”

"What? Best Rookie? Hey, dude, are you sure you're not kidding me? Do you think there's anyone better suited to be the best rookie than Bruce? ”

"I don't care about Bruce's personal affairs, but if Kim Kardashian is willing to invite me to dinner, I don't recommend giving her all of Bruce's contact details. As long as they don't interfere with the team's curfew, I don't care about adults falling in love or having a one-time relationship. ”

As soon as Isaiah Thomas became happy, there was no door on his mouth.

Even when a reporter asked him what he thought of Bruce's girlfriends, he commented there: "If I were a poor boy, of course I would choose Paris Hilton." But it is clear that our little fox is not short of money. If I were a bad boy, I'd love Lindsay Lohan, but Bruce is known to be a good student. If I were an innocent brother, I would choose the sweetheart princess Hilary Duff. But... Do you think Bruce would still be a pure guy in a place like the NBA? Oh, and my personal favorite Anne Hathaway, yes, you know, she's nice and sexy, except I can't understand why she's cutting her long hair for a new show, which is at least thirty percent of the joy for men. ”

"If I had to choose, I'd definitely prefer the Olsen sisters. Men, always need a career partner+s. ”

The more Isaiah Thomas spoke, the more he lost his score.

The press officer couldn't stand it anymore and quickly dragged him away.

The Knicks' public relations department didn't want to wipe Thomas's ass, and they were already annoyed by those little foxes' gossip girlfriends every day, and if the head coach mixed in again, it would really be a mess.

The Knicks' press officer didn't want to quickly move from the various social news and legal news pages to the lace news pages to go deep into the war.

It's like... Cavaliers head coach McBrown said in a very helpless tone in his post-game press conference: "I really don't know how to describe tonight's game, I don't even know how the team lost. I just remember Bruce Lee coming back to Michael Jordan at the end, finishing a layup from the free-throw line and then coming to a shot of the Jazz. We didn't make many mistakes tonight, but you know... Basketball is round, and anything can happen. ”

Then, the New York reporter quickly asked him: "Right now the Knicks are still in seventh place in the East, according to the Cavaliers' second place in the East." Are you hoping to meet the Knicks in the first round of the playoffs? ”

"Uh......" McBrown hesitated for a long time, but finally couldn't say a word of affirmation. Finally responded with an embarrassed wry smile.

That's telling.

The Cavaliers don't want to touch the Knicks because there are so many uncertainties in New York City.

Who could have imagined that Stephen Marbury would be like a missionary, 'sanctimonious' and 'open-minded'? Who would have imagined that the indie convulsive Jamal Crawford would suddenly 'retract freely'? Who would have thought that Swift, the 'No. 1 center below the head', would suddenly slash double twenty and learn to talk trash...... Little King James hasn't recovered yet.

He was still soaking in the ice bucket and thinking, 'Can't I really let Swift cut a double twenty in a single game?' Can't I really save the mentally retarded like Bruce Lee did? ’。

It does... It's too hard.

On top of that, the Knicks still have two flu patients who haven't returned tonight.

Such a team, the Cavaliers don't want to touch it.

The playoffs are a round of seven games, and it is about the all-round strength and understanding of each other of the two teams. But the Knicks, a group of demons and monsters, can't be predicted at all, and it's not sure which player will suddenly explode.

If you let Mike Brown know... After the Knicks' victory, there was no loud celebration in the home team's locker room, but instead Stephen Marbury was called together to discuss the use of Eastern philosophy in the game.

He had to cry.

What kind of team is this?

What's the difference between this and a chef who doesn't look at the recipe and looks at the art of war?

"In the face of victory, we must learn the Chinese spirit of chopsticks, not the spirit of Western knives and forks. When we put food on a plate and then pick up a knife and fork, it's a subject-to-object mentality, which is dissecting the object, and then destroying the object. ”

"But with chopsticks, we pay attention to the round sky, and when we eat food in our mouths, it is it that achieves harmony with ourselves."

"Victory is in our blood, and we are victory."

“……”

Forehead....

Li Zhen was convinced.

In terms of Marbury's value, not only Swift was dizzy, but the monkey-like Jamal Crawford was also confused and fell into a mysterious situation.

If this continues, the Knicks locker room no longer needs to rotate the ergonomic chair, and one person can just hand out a futon. Because according to Marbury's latest research, the ergonomic chair is made through the reformist theory of Western philosophy, which is something that does not exist in nature, cannot disappear on its own, and cannot be metabolized normally. But the futon is different, the futon comes from nature, and it can also disappear into nature, which helps to communicate with nature.

Lose your marbles.

Li Zhen scratched the back of his head and walked out of the locker room.

When he was thinking about whether to continue the metronome with Ashley after he returned, a figure suddenly burst out from his side.

"Hey, Bruce. You've had a great night tonight. ”

A woman with a very devilish figure appeared in front of him: "My name is Kim Kardashian, I am your fan, and I am also the best friend of Paris Hilton." The last time we met. ”

Forehead....

Li Zhen recognized the celebrity.

Out of politeness, nod and smile.

"Are you free? Can we go to dinner together? I know of a late-night restaurant that's very delicious, with Michelin-starred chefs who have come from France. "Kim Kardashian is all the way to say, and at first glance it is a line that has been prepared for a long time:"

I am very familiar with New York. I think we can see each other often, if you don't hate me. ”

"Oh, beautiful lady, of course I don't hate you. But I've got something to deal with now, you know, I've got a game tomorrow night. NBA players can't afford to be complacent just because they have won a game, it's been a long season. ”

Lee Zhen gently and deservedly rejected Kardashian.

Kardashian suddenly threw an eyebrow at him, and then made a bewitching head-scratching motion: "Okay, I'll let you go this time." If you refuse me next time, I'll eat you. ”

As she spoke, Kardashian also made an opening motion, but instead of biting down with her teeth, she licked her tongue and edged it.

This action is the standard for scumbags at first glance.

Li Zhen hurriedly said that he couldn't afford to provoke him, so he fled quickly.

When Li Zhen returned home, Ashley had already gotten up and she was sitting on the sofa. When he saw Li Zhen coming back, he immediately ran over to congratulate Li Zhen on a rare victory.

"The bald head on TV is actually saying that you are the best rookie point guard in the new century. It's amazing that you killed this man they call the Chosen One. ”

Ashley doesn't know much about basketball, and her knowledge of the game comes from Charles Barkley and Kenny Smith's coverage on TNT.

Of course, they are blowing Li Zhen in the sky and on the earth, and they are the only ones.

When Li Zhen glanced at it, Kenny Smith had already begun to compare the difference between Li Zhen's last two movements and Michael Jordan's one frame by one.

And Charles Barkley next to him said nonchalantly: "Don't compare, believe me, these two actions are definitely the most like Michael Jordan in the world." If you compare it any further, Kobe Bryant will cry and faint in the toilet. He has imitated all his life, and he has just learned to resemble shape, and our little fox is actually both physical and spiritual......"

"So, is Michael Jordan awesome?" Ashley couldn't help but ask.

"The equivalent of Michael Jackson in pop." Li Zhen made an analogy that she could understand.

"What about Kobe Bryant?" Ashley then asked.

"A little worse than Michael Jackson." Li Zhen said seriously: "If Michael represents the ultimate of genius, then Kobe represents the ultimate of hard work, of course, he is also very talented, but his talent is so bad than Michael." ”

Oh!

Ashley suddenly realized.

Then, she added, "I think you can be the second Kobe Bryant, and I mean the music industry." Your creative ability is too strong, but your stage performance ability is a little worse than Michael Jackson's, and if you are willing to work hard, you will also become a superstar of the times, a world icon. ”

Forehead....

Li Zhen didn't expect a metaphor to go around in circles.

Ashley has been urging Li Zhen to work on a second album recently, and the first album sales and awards have been bumper, so there's no reason not to strike while the iron is hot.

However, Li Zhen couldn't explain it to Ashley...... His creation is completely dependent on Meng, and one day when he remembered it, a song suddenly popped up in his head.

I even suspect that the song was originally there and not that I wrote it.

Li Zhen once told Ashley that.

But Ashley's answer was one of surprise: "Oh God." You're a genius. That's how Michael Jackson created, you know? Michael doesn't even know the staff, and he creates just like you, with the melodic lyrics stuffed into his head all at once, and then he can find the musicians and arrangers to do it according to his own ideas...... You're better than him, and you at least know staves. ”

Forehead... All right.

Li Zhen shook his head helplessly.

He had nothing to say when it came to making music, he turned around and went to the kitchen to get some food.

I didn't go to a French dinner with Kim Kardashian, so I always had to order instant noodles and fried steaks.

But as soon as he walked into the kitchen, he heard Ashley screaming in the living room outside: OH-my-god!!

"What's wrong? What happened? ”

……