Section 31: The Benefits of Being a Stupid Donkey (Asking for Votes)

Coming out of Li Er's tent, Yun Ye was so depressed, he figured it out, he completely figured it out, the damn Anshi City was not Li Er's obstacle at all, Yang Wanchun was just a clown jumping off the beam, thinking he was strong, but in fact, he didn't realize that he was just a relatively large ant, Li Er only needed to stretch out a little finger to crush him countless times.

I completely understood, how could powerful gunpowder not be able to break through a broken city in the seventh century AD, if gunpowder could be carried all over the world by a few deaf people, it was one of the four great inventions, not to mention this kind of gunpowder that had been configured by Yun Ye in the most classic proportioning method.

Li Tai squatted under the dark Wude Hall day and night to develop things, how could he be so incompetent? This is granular gunpowder, the craftsmen of the Tang Dynasty analyzed the purest saltpeter, found the purest sulfur from the crater, the charcoal burned by willow branches, each one is only the thickness of a little finger, and then it is put in a mill to grind into a fine powder.

The Datang people have not yet learned to cut corners, the sixty-three processes are strictly implemented, and if there is a slight difference, it will be immediately discarded, and finally the egg whites are shaken into small particles, although it is done by hand, but Yun Ye swears that the handmade by Datang craftsmen is far more elaborate than the mechanical ones.

I looked at Anshi City by myself, since it could be blasted before, it makes no sense to do it now, even if the land is frozen very strong in winter, and the effect of gunpowder is greatly reduced, but what about before it freezes? There is no reason why the attack on Anshi City from autumn to the beginning of spring has not been able to fight, what is the reason for dragging the back of the army?

Yang Wanchun? This is the most ridiculous joke of the year in Datang, Li Daozong attacked for three days and didn't take Tushan, when did Datang's pawns become so incompetent?

The Xuanjia army is hiding behind to watch the excitement, there is no reason why a single charge can impact the 140,000 army of Gao Yanshou, and the scattered soldiers can't take down a mountain of earth?

The only explanation is that Li Er deliberately detained the army under the city of Anshi. Dragging himself under Anshi City, no one in this world is qualified to force Li Er to such a point, the wisest commander in the world, with the strongest army in the world, was dragged by the small Anshi City, is it possible?

Li Chengqian, Chengqian. You must not do stupid things, you Lao Tzu left himself in Goryeo just to see your reaction, to see if you will put him in internal and external difficulties, to see if you will risk the world's condemnation to do evil things at the bottom of the kettle.

What does it mean that Li You can make his Taiping prince old, even if it is the greatest kindness to him? That's your own son, as long as you don't rebel, you will always be safe until you get old, God, how could Li You have thoughts that you shouldn't have, you are guarding against the prince Li Chengqian. Li Er, have you tried your son to such a point?

Hou Jun Jitong led the army in the grassland, the prince was in Beijing at the sixth rate, Gao Shilian with unknown intentions was sent by you from Goryeo to guard Luoyang, Li Jing stayed in the capital half-dead, and you sent a fierce man like Chengji to Youzhou, if Chengqian rebelled, are you really sure to pacify the trouble?

Yun Ye staggered to his tent. Liu Jinbao saw it and quickly helped Hou Ye into the tent, and Yun Ye kicked Liu Jinbao out. Go around in circles like a donkey.

No way, no way, this is Li Er testing Li Chengqian, and also testing Yun Ye, the word rebellion has been mentioned earlier, how can it be unconsciously mentioned. As long as he reports to Li Chengqian, needless to say, he will definitely attract a storm-like blow from Li Er, no, it's too big. The lives of the whole family, young and old, are in their own thoughts.

Gambling on silver, gambling on family property, gambling on titles, Lao Tzu gambled, but he couldn't gamble on his life, Cheng bit gold, Niu Jinda had already seen it, so he would take Zhang Liang to warn himself, and it was the best policy to abandon friendship when necessary and protect his whole family.

In order to deepen the impression, he even took out his own embarrassing personnel to reason, a few old guys can be described as well-intentioned, at that time I thought that they were just talking about the way to save their lives, who would have thought that they would face this choice of life and death in the blink of an eye.

Is it okay if I don't play? Lao Tzu should go back to Lingnan to fish now, okay? You just thought I hadn't been here, okay? It's your business, not mine.

Hou Junji has become ambitious, and after helping Li Chengqian rebel, he may be ready to play the trick of blackmailing the Son of Heaven to order the princes, just look at how much he cares about Li Chengqian as the emperor.

Isn't the element of power balanced? Why break this delicate balance? Hello, I'm good, everyone's good life, can't you make money? Do you have to make it your own?

Yun Ye stared at the top of the tent and had no sleep all night, Liu Jinbao was guarding outside the tent and heard Hou Ye burning the pot helmet on the bed all night, damn Yang Wanchun, causing Hou Ye to be so sad.

When he got up in the morning, Yun Ye wiped off the eye droppings on his eyes with warm water, his headache was terrible, it was a cold, it was estimated that he still had a little fever, and he drank a big bowl of medicine to remove the fire, and the bubbles at the corners of his mouth still rose.

Lao Cheng was startled when he saw Yun Ye's pale face, and was about to ask Yun Ye what happened, but he heard Yun Ye say bitterly to Lao Cheng: "Uncle Cheng, since ancient times, it has been difficult to die, and it is easier said than done!" ”

When Cheng Yanjin heard this, he immediately blasted Liu Jinbao out, looked down at Yun Ye and said, "Got it?" ”

"I know, I know everything, Anshi City is a fart, Yang Wanchun is a fart, Your Majesty can collapse Anshi City with a fart, how can you let this broken city be hindered for so long, yesterday Your Majesty XiΓ  has decided to marry Xiaoya to Li You, the king of Qi, as the princess, during which he said some words, if the little nephew can't guess anymore, he is really a stupid donkey."

Cheng Yanjin hurriedly pulled Yun Ye down and threw him on the bed and said: "Good boy, we are stupid donkeys, we don't know anything, we don't know anything, there are benefits to being a stupid donkey, your grandmother can live a long life, Xiao Shou'er can marry a wife and have children, you can have a few more dolls, and in the future, when your knees are full of little cubs around you and shouting grandpa and ancestors, you will know the benefits of being a stupid donkey, you Uncle Cheng, Uncle Niu, like you, are all stupid donkeys now." Take care of your illness and don't think about anything. ”

"How can I not think about anything, I am in turmoil now, I am a brother in life and death, watching him jump into the fire pit, I really can't stand it, I can't stand it."

Lao Cheng suddenly smiled, squeezed his eyes and said to Yun Ye: "It's late, it's too late, even if you hurry up now to sue SΓΉ Chengqian, it's too late, what should happen will definitely happen, what shouldn't happen, nothing will happen, if the prince really wants to do something, it has already been launched at this time."

You are also a general, you should know the military order, everything is resting, if the 10,000-pound heavy car has begun to go downhill, there is a reason that can be braked lightly, rather than giving up halfway, it is better to take advantage of the situation to attack, Hou Junji is an expert in the battle array, how can you not know how powerful, if they have already launched, boy, you have no choice, you can only choose between the majesty and the prince, see you come to the front to know that you choose or your majesty.

Hey, hey, hey, the day of the dog is like this, we always have to keep choosing, keep making decisions, at this time it depends on the eyesight, you say, is there a possibility of success for the prince? β€œ

"He has a fart possibility, this is His Majesty's big trap, no matter how they struggle, they are not jumping in the circle demarcated by His Majesty, I dare to say, as long as His Majesty appears in front of the two armies, the soldiers will definitely tie up Hou Junji and the prince and send them to His Majesty to listen to the fate, if they really rebel, Cheng Qian will not even have the last glimmer of hope."

Yun Ye sat up irritably, patted the bed board and scolded.

Cheng Yanjin was even more happy, and said with a thumbs up: "What a smart child, just this vision is a hundred times stronger than Hou Junji's fool who was blinded by power, His Majesty started a rebellion, and he is familiar with this kind of thing, and rebelled against him?" That's looking for death, His Majesty's country can only be given to whoever he is willing to give, he will leave it to whomever he wants, you can't grab it, and if you rob it, you will end up in danger, which has been verified by countless examples. ’”

Lao Cheng is right, no one can do anything now, it can only see if Li Chengqian can keep his heart, if he really rebels after being dizzy, I don't know how many people will die this time, I really can't do anything, Yun Ye sighed, fell on the bed on all fours, and tears still couldn't help but flow down.

"Look at your Hou Ye, no one is seen at this time, and he is not allowed to go out, this is the grounding order given to him by the old man, people who have a cold should sleep well, if they go out of the big tent, their lives are not guaranteed."

Listening to what Lao Cheng said, Liu Jinbao's sweat suddenly came down, and he said with a crying voice: "Old man, my family was fine yesterday, why did he fall ill, could it be that the last time he got sick, he didn't go to the root last time?" ”

"It's true, this time it's even more dangerous than last time, remember, don't dare to see the wind, this disease is really to die by seeing the wind." Cheng Yanjin scared Liu Jinbao again.

Frightened, Liu Jinbao hurriedly lowered the curtain of the tent and held it tightly with his hand, Cheng Yanjin left the tent with his hands behind his back in satisfaction, with a fool like Liu Jinbao guarding him, Yun Ye couldn't get out.

Hearing that Yun Ye was sick, Li Erhaha laughed dryly, and the imperial doctor went to see it, saying that his eyes were blood-red and his mouth was full of bubbles, which was caused by anxiety and anxiety, as long as the knot in his heart was untied, it would be fine.

"That's right, boy, I want to hide and relax, it's so easy there, I can't sleep all night, I'm worried that I'm going to make a mistake, and it's not a reason to always worry about me alone, now it's right, it's messy to care."

This is what a family looks like, how can my daughter be ruined by you in vain, into the royal family, not only blessed to enjoy, but also unbearable sins, slowly bear it, this is the beginning, the next two years will be the time when your kid is uncomfortable. (To be continued......)

PS: There is one more verse in the second section