Chapter 339: Fierce Dinner Time

Before the sun went down, we began to prepare to set up camp, for at night the sudden light of the fire would attract the attention of monsters and beasts.

"Originally, if I were alone, I would have built a bed in a tree by the way, although it was a bit shabby, but it was simple and fast, but I think you pampered guys probably wouldn't be able to stand it."

Phoenix said this slowly as he pulled out a huge tent from his inventory, his eyes faithfully aimed at the delicate and delicate princess.

I think, I know why this guy has been dumped 55 times in a row, in addition to being a love idiot, it also has a lot to do with the character of what he thinks of and says, will you die if you don't mess with Princess Sanwu for a while? But maybe it's also a wise choice - he's already provoked him once before, and he's doomed to die, so it's better to provoke him a few more times before he dies, so he can die a heroic death.

Seeing the beautiful eyes of the three-nothing princess dissolve with the dim forest, I glanced at Phoenix with pity again.

Phoenix took out a huge tent, it's hard to say, I just know that it would be enough to light a campfire in it, and then set up three or four tents, and it would be impossible for ordinary people to set up such a large tent for most of the day, but for those of us who are adventurous, especially veterans like Phoenix, it was just a breeze, and after finding a crisp and dry flat land near the river, we cleaned it up a little and then set up a tent on it, and the whole process took less than half an hour.

The top of the tent is open in a chimney style, so that the smoke from the campfire can be dispersed, and it can be closed when it rains, which is more convenient, but it is too big to carry.

After the campfire was set up in the camp, just as I wanted to eat some dried meat and beat my stomach. Phoenix's sneering laughter was heard.

"I said Brother Wu Fan, you seem to have forgotten where you are, this is a forest, a huge primeval forest, containing a treasure trove of thousands of foods, and you still eat jerky. It's ridiculous, isn't it? ”

Looking back, Phoenix was already in Forest Expert Mode, and was putting on a very remarkable appearance to teach me a lesson, telling me to put down the jerky in my hand.

In other words, this guy is very particular about some small aspects, isn't it just a dinner, does he come out to hunt when he comes out to practice, and why do you pay attention to these? Perhaps, this is the difference between the concept of adventure and wandering.

"Okay. So what do you say? ”

It turned out that Phoenix was a yì. Naturally, I'm not averse to making something delicious. You can't treat yourself badly at any time, can you?

"Leave it to me as an expert. Guaranteed to give you a dinner that you will never forget. As for you, brother. If you're interested, you might as well check it out. As long as it is able to eat the ground. I can make it delicious. Phoenix said with a sigh of relief.

"Okay. Wilderness Survival Game? It's a good idea. Let's go our separate ways and look for it. ”

I took out the crystal sword. Tie a thin thread to one end. Get ready to check out the river.

"I don't know if it's my delusion. Brother. I seem to have a soft spot for fishing. Phoenix, who watched me speechlessly, watched.

"It's just a delusion."

I can't say I can't go to the forest, and if I get there, I'll get lost......

"But man, I don't think you'll be able to catch a fish to eat."

Before splitting up, Phoenix patted me on the shoulder and said meaningfully, "Hmph, ignore it, I haven't tried." How could you not know? I continued to implement the idea that practice is the only criterion for testing truth, and strode towards the river before the sun set.

Ten minutes later, however, I finally understood what Phoenix's meaningful look meant.

Question 1: Are there fish in the river? Of course.

Question 2: Are there many fish in the river? Sure, much.

Question 3: With so many fish, what is the easiest to catch?

The answer is......

Piranhas.

Mu Ran tied the innocent struggling earthworm to the other end of the thin line, and went out for the Nth time, before the poor little earthworm fell to the water, in mid-air, a black shadow rose from the water. Swallowed the bait with that jagged mouth. The shadows were followed by several shadows, or biting into thin lines. Some even simply dragged the tail of the black shadow in front of them, forming a large string.

YES, 12 piranhas obtained.

With a flick of the flick, I pulled up the thread that had hitherto been missed, and a large string of piranhas was thrown high into the air and then fell to the side.

Looking back, I looked at the mountain of fish that was piled up next to me, which was even higher than me, and it was full of small gray-brown fish half a foot long, with flat bodies, teeth like saws, and fins like knives.

Anyway, Phoenix said that as long as it can be eaten, he can make it delicious, I thought to myself, I think there are enough fish, should I get something else, wandering up and down the river for a while, and after a while, a huge four-legged creature appeared, lying lazily on the riverbank, as if enjoying the afterglow of the sunset.

Oh, this should be edible.

The next moment, the river resounded with the sound of the beast's huge fighting and roaring......

An hour later, I staggered open the door to see that Phoenix had returned, and was trying to smear an unknown beast that had been cleaned with spice, apparently planning a full feast.

"Oh, Brother Wu Fan, are you back, how is the harvest? I was about to say I'm going to find you, eh...... You, what's going on with you? Did you encounter any powerful monsters? ”

As Phoenix was handling the food, he turned around and asked curiously when he saw me as a beggar, my clothes in tatters, and a shoe missing.

"I didn't ...... It's nothing. ”

I lifted my bloodshot eyes, staggered forward two steps as if in collapse, and lifted the tent door open, revealing a mountain pile of piranhas.

"Can you eat these things?"

"Haha....... Fruit...... Sure enough, as I expected, didn't I sue you? Phoenix saw the piranhas all over the place, some of their sharp mouths opened and closed, and they were still jumping and tossing fiercely, and he couldn't help but crook his mouth.

"Can they eat it?"

"Yes, but no." Phoenix replied with a smile.

"What. Aren't you the one who makes it delicious as long as you can eat it? I was furious, grabbed Phoenix by the collar and shook it, what are you called a forest expert.

"Can you eat feces?" That's all Phoenix said.

Firestorm.

Speechless, I pressed my hand to the ground, and a pillar of fire erupted from the piled up of piranhas, instantly roasting the fish all over the ground into charcoal.

It's okay, we still have the finale, take a breath. I laboriously dragged a giant beast in from the outside, and in Phoenix's stunned eyes.

"Oh my God, this is the Emperor Crocodile......"

looked at the four-legged lying on the ground in front of him, and there was a nearly half-human-tall behemoth**. Phoenix muttered.

I dragged it in**, from the appearance, it is a crocodile, but this crocodile is a little weird, from the mouth to the tail, it is more than 20 meters long, and each piece of scale armor on the body is the size of a palm, extending from the forehead to the back of the tail end, and there are two rows of hideous barbs. Not to mention the horrible crocodile mouth, it was like a meat grinder, even if steel was put in it, it could be bitten off in an instant, and when I completely dragged it in, the entire open tent was already stuffed with its body, and it looked like an iron demon.

"Brother, you really surprised me too much, this is the emperor crocodile, the legendary emperor crocodile. It's the first time I've seen it. "Phoenix was already excited to kiss the giant monster called Emperor Crocodile.

"Is this thing delicious?"

I desperately want to know the answer, damn it, I was careless, I forgot to put on good equipment, and as a result, a good set of blue equipment was worn out by this guy's terrifying attack, and ended up in the current situation, thinking of its terrifying sharp teeth and strong scale armor, I still have a chill in my heart. The protozoa here are truly terrifying. Just this crocodile called the emperor crocodile, I'm afraid it will have the strength of no less than the demon king level. If the prey that I had worked so hard to kill could not be eaten, I would have to vomit three liters of blood.

"Yes, of course you can, oh my God, Brother Wu Fan, don't you know? In the primeval woodland recipe rankings, the meat of this emperor crocodile is known as one of the three major delicacies of Curast, but because it is too rare, and you have also seen its strength, so not many people have been able to taste its deliciousness until now. ”

Who cares about that kind of ranking but you, but it's good to be able to eat it.

"The whole body of this emperor crocodile is full of treasures, not only the meat is delicious, the blood and internal organs can cure all kinds of diseases, but also its scale armor, if it is handed over to an excellent blacksmith, even if it is impossible to create a dark gold-level ground scale armor, but unfortunately, a lot of blood is wasted." Phoenix continued to educate me on the sidelines, saying that he had almost lost all the crocodile blood along the way, and couldn't help but look at me with some depression.

Oh, the Dark Gold Scale Armor? It's tempting.

After a lot of sprinkled tables, in the end, because the emperor crocodile is too big, and now that night falls, it is not very easy to deal with, so Phoenix took a part of the meat from it, and then the whole one was completely frozen with ice magic, this emperor crocodile weighs about a dozen tons, and it is estimated that it will not be able to deal with it for several days.

"By the way, Phoenix, what good did you get back?" It occurred to me that there must have been something other than the unknown beast he had just dealt with, or else he would have deserved the title of forest expert.

Phoenix, who had already thrown aside the half-baked feast he had already made and started to process crocodile meat instead, heard me say this, and suddenly became so energetic that he didn't even bother with the crocodile, and lifted some round things in the corner, and looked inside, and it turned out to be some mushrooms?

"It's time for me to educate you about forests in Phoenix." Phoenix coughed a few times and continued.

"You can see it, there are some mushrooms in front of you, except for those stupid people who grew up in the desert, I think everyone knows that brightly colored mushrooms are poisonous and can't be eaten, you should know this."

I nodded. Silent mourning for the third time he provoked Princess Sanwu, unfortunately, she is what you call a desert-born fool.

"But it's not just those mushrooms that look like they can eat it, and they're going to be fine, for us to take risks. Even those brightly colored poisonous mushrooms are not very dangerous, but there is a kind of mushroom, which is difficult to distinguish from edible mushrooms, but it can cause us to risk harm, so in order to give you a clear idea, I got a few of them. ”

As he spoke, Phoenix carefully picked out a few unsightly mushrooms from the pile of mushrooms, which looked no different from other mushrooms.

"That's what I'm talking about. Psychedelic mushrooms, which are similar in appearance to edible mushrooms, but are highly poisonous. Ordinary people will be poisoned if they eat a little, even if it is risky, after eating, it will ......" Phoenix sold a pass, revealing a stern expression.

"Yes...... What will happen? I was exaggerated by the strict atmosphere and swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty.

"It will paralyze the whole body and hallucinate."

The atmosphere that was almost frozen was relieved as the answer was announced.

"I ate a lot of these mushrooms by mistake, so I couldn't move for a whole day, but fortunately there were no monsters at the time, otherwise my little life would be over." Phoenix wiped the cold sweat from his forehead with palpitations. Throwing the psychedelic mushroom in his hand, it just landed on a slender little hand behind him.

"And this ......, this ......" Phoenix was selling his knowledge on the side, and now the princess Sanwu, who had been reading silently next to him, also came up, and couldn't help but be a little intoxicated, oh!! That's right, that's the beauty of knowledge.

"Boom-"

A pink shadow landed between Phoenix's legs at a photoelectric speed, making a silent thud. Thankfully, I didn't seem to hear anything like an egg cracking.

"Oooo

Covering his lower body, Phoenix's mouth and eyes formed a big O-shape, as if he hadn't figured out who had attacked him, and he couldn't blame him, Princess Sanwu's feet were too fast, and her face was expressionless from beginning to end, not at all like the criminal's smug or panicked expression.

Then, Princess Sanwu took the opportunity to stuff the mushroom in her hand into Phoenix's mouth. Then a turnaround kick hit him in the back. The whole ** is a smooth flow, a perfect three-stage hit. If you hadn't seen it with your own eyes, it would have been hard to imagine that such a petite mage in a robe could make such agile movements, just like a kung fu girl.

With a grunt, he swallowed the mushroom in one bite, covered his lower body and looked up at Princess Sanwu mechanically, and two lines of tears flowed from his tiger eyes.

"I ...... What about me...... Where did it offend you? ”

It seems that you are quite conscious, I glanced at Phoenix with pity, and pointed three fingers at him, no more, no less, today alone, you have offended her three times.

With a smile of "I see", Phoenix finally fell down blindly, and after a long silence, he suddenly ......

"Oh he...... don't do this, don't do this, I will do it, I ...... I ...... "holding a piece of wood, rolling over and kissing desperately on it, for five minutes......

"Mom!! Mom!! Don't hit me, I just want to find out why Xiaoli next door looks different from me. "Weeping bitterly, ** constantly moving on top of the campfire.

"Puff p

In the end, just like the piranhas I caught, I lay on the ground desperately and tossed, the amplitude became weaker and weaker, and finally my body shook a few times, and then I stopped moving......

"I'm not going to die." I picked up a branch and poked it at Phoenix, but nothing happened.

Tick-tock, an hour later......

Phoenix, who was motionless, came back to life, sat up from the ground violently, wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and showed a confused look on his face.

"I seem to have a nightmare."

"That's right, let's just think it's a nightmare." I patted him on the shoulder and said, there are some things that you should not know.

Later, Phoenix skewered the processed crocodile meat and placed it next to the campfire. In a few moments, a strange fragrance filled the entire tent, and the fat but not greasy fat was roasted into butter, mixed with evenly spread spices, and the appetite swelled to the polar meat.

Is this one of the top three cuisines of Curast? This bitter battle was fought unjustly, and he tried his best to reach for the meat skewers that had not yet been cooked. My saliva was a flurry of water, but fortunately, Phoenix automatically planned my portion to the barbarian's weight, and the dead dog and Xiaoxue also prepared some each, and even so, it only consumed half of the emperor's crocodile's small forelimbs, which shows that it is huge, and it is estimated that it is enough for four of us, five wolves and one dog to eat for nearly a week.

"Legend has it that there is crocodile meat that tastes a little better than the crocodile......" While drooling like me, Phoenix still didn't forget to show off his little knowledge.

"Oh, what is it?" Just listen to the name of the emperor crocodile, the cow B. I thought it was the best crocodile in the world, and I wondered what else could compare to it.

"Dragon crocodileβ€”" Phoenix slowly spat out two words.

Anything with a dragon word glued. You'd better not die without level 60, so it's no wonder that Phoenix has to put the word legend in front of it.

What I didn't notice was that after Phoenix finished speaking, the dead dog, who was drooling as we were watching the barbecue, had a glint in his eyes, revealing a very human, thoughtful expression.

At this moment, the necklace on his chest suddenly flashed with a brilliant light, and as the light dimmed, a beautiful and moving voice like a melody sounded.

"Wow!! What taste. It smells so good. ”

"Hell hell ...... Hell yes! ”

Pale as he pointed to the little ghost that suddenly appeared, Phoenix sat on the ground, his feet moving and retreating.

"Uh-huh, is this the poor mage you were talking about?"

Looking at Phoenix with a hellish look, the little ghost with his hands on his hands, a holy smile on his face, and a soft snort came out of his nose, but don't be fooled by the way she looks now, please take a closer look. Yes, looking at her smooth forehead, is there a green tendon beating?

Why are all my little ones so scary?

With that, she floated her feet slightly on the ground and flew towards Phoenix, who had retreated into the corner, with an incomparably holy smile on her face, and with the holy radiance of her body, she was as enchanting as an angel.

"My name is Alice, and I'm not a ghost. Then ......"

And ......" Phoenix was completely stunned by the little ghost's current appearance. Putting on a reverent posture.

"Give me death."

"Good...... Hey? ”

The signature smile of the saint on her face remained the same, but a demonic declaration came out of the cherry blossom lips. Phoenix thought he was hallucinating, but the next moment, he knew it wasn't.

"Bang", a wall of light perfectly bounced him out of the tent, and now the little ghost is not what it used to be, not only has the level reached level 13, but he has learned the second-order skills, and the first-order exorcism is more proficient than the signature healing technique, and the small first-order skills are played by her in a variety of ways, and even Phoenix, the 35-level wizard, has suffered a small loss without noticing.

By the way, proficiency is all honed from me......

"Xiaoxue, guard the door for me, if that guy dares to come in, you're welcome." The little ghost directs the little snow road, and besides me, she has been in contact with the summons for the longest time, so she has naturally become the first hostess in their minds.

In fact, I want to ask the little ghost, what is the Cheng dΓΉ of "You're welcome"? I mean to eat it, it must be so.

"Brother Wu Fan, come and help me." Phoenix's scream sounded outside, but he knew Xiaoxue's strength very well, and he didn't dare to try to break in if he was given a hundred dares.

I sighed and walked outside, looking at a pitiful-looking Phoenix.

"I can let Xiaoxue let you in now, but you have to know that if you don't obediently be punished this time to calm down the other party's anger, maybe the next revenge will be even more terrifying."

"That, that ghost named Alice, what's her personality?" Hearing me say this, Phoenix flinched.

"Honestly, it's even scarier than Morissa."

I pondered for a while, and said the answer, Morissa's little revenge is certainly strong, and the means are ruthless enough, but at least there is a sense of proportion as a kind girl, but the little ghost is different, she doesn't care about everyone except me, this difference in mood makes me feel that for strangers, the little ghost is much more aggressive than Morissa.

"Woo you bastard, why are the women around you more terrible than the other." Phoenixton whimpered, resigned himself to his fate, and began to look for a large tree nearby to make a bed, and went alone to enjoy the miserable cold wind.

It's also your fault, who told you to be open-mouthed, how can you be called a ghost by you like a cute little ghost?