Chapter 10: Eyes on the Ass

"You are a dignified seven-foot man, why did you speak to humiliate a weak woman?"

When Gu Zhun heard this person's words, he turned his head in surprise: "Who are you?"

When Ma Shiyuan saw this person, his face changed slightly.

Then, Ma Shiyuan said to Gu Zhun in a low voice: "Big brother, this person is the youngest son of the owner of the largest trading house in the entire Hexi, and his eldest uncle and third uncle are now officials in the court, and their authority is extremely heavy!

After speaking, Ma Shiyuan said to himself suspiciously: "Strange, why is this guy here?"

Gu Zhun raised his eyebrows slightly, and there was a hint of displeasure in his eyes: Could it be that in this Yongzhou, there are still people who I can't afford to offend as a Houmen?

At this time, this person was polite and seemed to introduce himself with great grace: "In Xia Fu Yunhai!"

"Oh. Gu Zhun agreed, and then looked back and forth at Fu Yunhai a few times, and sneered, "I see that your pipe is not wide, why is it so wide?"

Seeing that Gu Zhun didn't care about his reminder, Ma Shiyuan, the fat man, wanted to speak and stopped, then sighed, stood silently behind Gu Zhun, and didn't say more.

Hearing Gu Zhun's words, Fu Yunhai, who was still personable and self-absorbed, didn't expect that he would be poked in the short spot by someone suddenly, and subconsciously covered his crotch.

Then he suddenly realized that his actions were extremely indecent, and seemed to have revealed some truth, Fu Yunhai said angrily: "How can you be so vulgar?"

Gu Zhun chuckled: "I'm rude, I'm rude, but no matter what, it's much more gentle than some people who not only touch chickens in public, but even secretly take off their pants and look at women with fart!"

"Who do you say is looking at women with P eyes?" Fu Yunhai was stunned for a moment, and then his face turned red with anger.

Gu Zhun touched his chin, raised his eyebrows and said, "If you don't have to watch with P eyes, who can think that I am humiliating a weak woman?

In terms of mouth cannons, Gu Zhun is really not afraid of anyone!

Fu Yunhai's face was embarrassed, and he suddenly saw Li Qingxue on the side looking at him with a cold gaze, and he was even more cold, he originally stood up to win Li Qingxue's favor, what is the matter now?

When several scholars behind Fu Yunhai saw this, they wanted to step forward to help.

Seeing that such a jumping clown also wanted to come out to die, Ma Shiyuan on the side thought: Fu Yunhai, I don't dare to offend, what are you guys, dare to come out and do things?

Ma Shiyuan took a step forward and scolded: "Do you have the qualifications to speak?"

"We ......"

Ma Shiyuan interrupted directly and scolded viciously: "Go back." ”

These scholars' faces were red, and their hands were trembling with anger, but they didn't dare to step forward.

At this time, Fu Yunhai seemed to have quickly adjusted his state and regained his strength.

He looked at Gu Zhun, and suddenly seemed to smile again: "People are doing it, the sky is watching, Gu Gongzi is so arrogant, he is not afraid of summoning more disasters to Zhenbei Hou, who has been in danger recently?"

"Now that the monarch intends to cut the domain, hasn't Gu Gongzi heard of it? Under such circumstances, Gu Gongzi is still hanging outside. Shouldn't Gu Gongzi go back to his house and close the door now, shivering while burning incense and worshiping the Buddha, kneeling and begging for the blessing of the gods and Buddhas?"

"I don't know if you're big-hearted or ignorant!"

"Cutting the domain?" A flash of surprise flashed in Gu Zhun's eyes, and he suddenly figured out something in his heart!

Let's just say that my father always seems to be preoccupied, and these second-generation people in Yongzhou are only a little afraid of me and a dignified nobleman, and they don't have much respect, and even those scholars seem to dare to jump out and try to argue with me!

It turns out that the monarch intends to cut the domain?

At this time, Gu Zhun couldn't help but glance at Ma Shiyuan again. Since the monarch intends to cut the domain, then the fat man's sudden enthusiastic behavior seems to be even more unreasonable?

Seeing that Gu Zhun stopped talking, the onlookers on the side saw this scene, but their eyes also showed schadenfreude: Fu Gongzi is really ruthless!

That's right, when anyone knows that their family is about to end, I'm afraid they don't know what to say, right?

"Okay, Fu, I won't say anything more. Fu Yunhai smiled proudly at this time, put his hands behind his back, looked at Gu Zhun, and said proudly, "No matter how you say it today, it can be regarded as a gathering of scholars from scholarly families and full of poetry and books, a martial artist like Gu Gongzi...... Oh no, after Wu Xun, don't get involved here! Let's go back early, and think about how to save your life!"

As he spoke, a strange light flashed in Fu Yunhai's eyes, he knew that as long as Gu Zhun really left at this time, there was someone outside waiting for him, then, Gu Zhun General would definitely die!

Seeing that this person was getting more and more excited, Gu Zhun couldn't help but glance at this Fu Yunhai and asked, "Are you stupid?"

"Huh?" Fu Yunhai was stunned for a moment, this was a bit unexpected! He didn't expect Gu Zhundu to be able to scold him calmly at this time! Could it be that he was annoyed and angry?

"I'm going to read poetry and books freely, and I'm going to be able to export chapters!" Gu Zhun looked at Fu Yunhai, "What are you telling me?

"Hahaha...... Read poetry and books, and export chapters?" Fu Yunhai laughed angrily, who doesn't know what kind of thing you Gu Zhun is?

"Since Gu Gongzi dares to say this, then, if Gu Gongzi can now make a good poem that everyone recognizes with this situation, then Fu Mou slapped his mouth three times, and knelt down to apologize to Gu Gongzi for his previous rudeness, how about it?"

"Recognition, do I need your approval?" Gu Zhun laughed first.

The corner of Fu Yunhai's mouth showed a sneer: Sure enough, this guy who is strong on the outside can only pretend!

At this time, after Gu Zhun paused, he suddenly said: "However, since you need a step to kneel down and apologize to me Gu someone, then, I will satisfy you!"

Everyone was stunned, and Fu Yunhai was also surprised, but then, he put on a look of watching a good show.

"The Needle. Gu Zhun blurted out and glanced at Li Qingcian's crotch narrowly.

Needle???

Li Qingcian suddenly covered the chicken with both hands, and his face was full of anger: You bastard, what are you doing with my second brother?

"A hundred tempers, a thousand hammers, a needle......" Gu Zhun glanced at Fu Yunhai's shortcomings again.

Fu Yunhai's face was also instantly pale, men hate being said to be short, but this needle is short and small, and even, it is very thin!

"Upside down, upside down. The eyes are on the buttocks......"

Laughter suddenly came from the crowd, although they hadn't tasted the previous sentence yet, they all heard what Gu Zhun said about Fu Yunhai using ** to look at people.

Gu Zhun continued: "I only recognize the clothes but not the people. ”

Hearing this, the people who were laughing suddenly fell silent, they all remembered that the great military exploits of the Zhenbei Hou, who has always been generous to others, in Hexi Road, it can be said that if there was no Zhenbei Hou, I am afraid that Hexi Road would have been attacked by those barbarians of the Northern Dynasty long ago, how can they have today's life?

Speaking of which, now that the monarch wants to cut down the domain, they may indeed be unable to stop it, but they really shouldn't fall into the trap.

"Good poetry!" In the crowd, someone suddenly shouted, and then everyone applauded like thunder.

"What kind of poetry is this......" Fu Yunhai wanted to be hard-mouthed.

Gu Zhun raised his eyebrows: "In this situation, why don't you also compose a poem?"

Fu Yunhai was suddenly embarrassed, he had poems, but they were all written in advance, specially prepared for the poetry club, such as Yongmei, poems with themes such as snow appreciation, and he specifically wanted to attract Li Qingxue's attention, as for this situation, how could he have the ability to make poems?

"If you can't do it, then don't force it, if you want to make a face, just kneel down and beat yourself three big mouths as you promised before, and then kowtow and admit your mistake! If you don't have a face, get out of here, don't be an eyesore here!" Gu Zhun waved his hand in disgust.

Seeing that Gu Zhun said so unkindly, Fu Yunhai's face was also red and white, how could he ask him to kneel down in front of people? But he hadn't soaked Li Qingxue yet, so he didn't want to leave at all?

Who can teach me?

PS: The poem in this chapter is Mr. Wen Yingjiang's "Yong Needle", because the plot needs to be effected, and it does not fully conform to the original poem. I hope you will laugh at it, Mo Gang!