"Daddy! What position do you play? ”

As soon as she entered the room, the Ice Girl shook off her big tongue and licked her face at Lord Wang.

"Ahem!"

Lord Wang wiped a handful of saliva all over his face, tried his best to maintain his master's demeanor, and pretended to be cold: "Don't call me Dad!" ”

"Daddy!"

Lord Wang was speechless, and silently chose his position - the first choice of the top single, the second choice of the single.

"Daddy! Then I'll go jungler! Be a dog for you! ”

As he spoke, the slave chose the two positions of jungler and ADC, and began to enter the ranked queue.

"Daddy! You're on the voice channel! You'll command me in a moment! I'll do whatever you tell me to do! ”

Lord Wang hesitated for a moment when he saw this, he was an introvert, and he didn't like to talk to strangers very much, and he wanted to refuse, but he saw that the slave sent another sentence.

"Daddy! She's a girl! ”

Mr. Wang's mouse pointer clicked on the microphone icon in the lower right corner for a moment, and it was connected to the voice channel.

"Ahem! Can you hear me? ”

As soon as he entered the voice channel, Lord Wang heard a mature and intellectual female voice whispering softly in his ear.

“……”

Lord Wang took a deep breath with some trembling and opened his mouth, but he couldn't say a word!

What to do!

So nervous!

I don't dare to speak!

WDNMD！

Lao Tzu is eighteen years old! Flesh and blood are strong! Fight with people, slabs and bricks on the head without blinking!

But......

I haven't even talked to a girl a few times!

"Strange, is there a problem with the network on my side?"

The beautiful female voice whispered softly to herself, and Lord Wang involuntarily tensed her body.

"Ahh The game is on! ”

The female voice on the opposite side exclaimed, and the pre-game confirmation that it popped out was relieved of Lord Wang.

Lord Wang took advantage of the time to prepare before the game, and quickly clicked on the record of this young lady who was still an iron slave in his heart a few seconds ago!

ID: I'm going to be on platinum haha

Recent results:

Ice Girl (Lie to Win)

Leopard Girl (Back Pot)

Lulu (Dump the pot)

The prince (pot throwing)

……

Ghosts!

It's a sinkhole!

Looking at the negative results on the screen, Lord Wang couldn't help but jump wildly out of the corners of his eyes!

But......

This record, nine times out of ten, she is really a girl!

No, no, no, no!

Lord Wang!

Be careful!

Now that technology is so developed, what if there is a big man on the other side who drives a voice changer and pretends to be a girl to cheat points?

Judging by this guy's servile nature......

Quite possibly!

We boys must learn to protect ourselves when we go out!

Lord Wang forced himself to calm down, turned off the record screen, and returned his attention to the game's selection interface again.

Seeing this, Lord Wang instantly wanted to die!

I'm going to be on the platinum baha: "In this game, we are the king's big hand on the road!" Lie down for me, a few of you! Did you hear that?! ”

I'm going to be on platinum haha: "Whoever enters the game for a while and gives me more than crazy, see if I spray or not, you'll be finished!" ”

It's embarrassing to step on a horse!

Feed! What the hell is your big brother's super powerful tone!

Lord Wang, who instantly became the focus of the team, hurriedly said on the voice channel: "Needless to say! Let's just play our own in this game! ”

"Ahh Father! You can talk over there! ”

Tut.

Tsk tsk.

It feels ...... Such an intellectual and gentle voice, but such a bad line......

It's like a mature royal sister who is as cold as frost, and suddenly turns into a little goblin with soft fingers......

How so......?

Contrasting cute?

Wrong......

I can't describe the feeling at all!

Lord Wang's bones are crispy!

"Ahem!"

Forced to cough dryly, Lord Wang is cool, phew! "Don't call me Dad, it sounds weird!" ”

There was a shaking sound in the headphones, and then the murmur that seemed to come from the ear suddenly sounded softly: "Okay, Dad~!" ”

Lord Wang's hair stood on end, and he was shaken all over!

This...... This goblin!

Talking to the wheat?!

The probability of a voice changer drops by 90 percent!

Lord Wang just wants to hurry into the game at this moment and blast the hammer at the opposite single!

didn't dare to speak again, Lord Wang chose a hero with red ears.

In this game, Lord Wang's side is on the red side, and the lineup is Lord Wang's top single sword Ji, the little goblin's jungler prince, and the three passers-by's Bomberman, Lucian and Robot.

The five candidates on the opposite side are the upper single tentacle mother, the jungler blind boy, the middle single robbery, the lower Ludlevin and the hammerstone.

As soon as you enter the game, the opposite side begins.

Yasuo is a Faith (Blind Monk): Big Guy! Didn't you say you wouldn't fight? Why did you turn around and go back to this colored pen ice women's doubles?!

It's the blind boy in the last game.

Lord Wang could see two bloody words between the lines: Ye is so sour!

[Everyone] I'm going to go to platinum baa haha (Prince Demacia): Hmph! I'm a girl! Are you?!

Blind Boy: "I'm defeated!" ”

The blind boy lowered his head, looked at his crotch, and almost shed tears: "Good brother, this is the first time in my life that I regret having you so much!" ”

After the melancholy was finished, the blind boy typed on the team channel in a depressed mood: "Brothers, we have pills!" The sword girl on the opposite side is a king! ”

"Humph! How many kings count! ”

The team's ADC Delevingne buttoned the words and said: "Lao Tzu is still Frey's platinum!" Isn't the king great? ”

The blind boy was stunned for a moment, and quickly took a look at this Delevingne's ID: Big Hanging Ten Thousand Batches

In an instant, tears blurred his vision: "Thief God! Why do you ...... me like this?"

………………

"Daddy, Daddy! This is the blue buff that the little woman paid tribute to! ”

"Daddy, Daddy! This is the toad offered by the little woman! ”

"Daddy Daddy......"

Lord Wang couldn't bear it: "Don't you have to eat wild food yourself?" ”

The little goblin pretended to squirm and said, "People want to eat that~"

Lord Wang raised his eyebrows: "What?" ”

The little goblin's voice was faint: "That's it~"

Lord Wang tilted his head: "What the hell is it?!" Make it clear! ”

"People want to eat! People want to score points! ”

Get!

The nature of the slave is clear at a glance!

In the first five minutes, Lord Wang single-handedly killed the opposite side three times.

At the same time, Delevingne, who was on the opposite side, quit the game with a curse.

Twelve minutes, the head-to-head ratio of the two sides was 21:0, and everyone in the blind boy shouted: "Push!" ”

"That's it! I'm going down! ”

Lord Wang was exhausted and said in pain.

"Daddy! Do it again! ”

The little goblin snorted and stubbornly stalked.

Lord Wang glanced at the time with an embarrassed face, nine forty ...... At this time, the school has already had a late self-study......

"Jingle bell!"

Mr. Wang's phone rang suddenly.

"I'll answer the phone!"

Lord Wang hurriedly dropped his headphones, ran to the door of the Internet café and took out his mobile phone.

"I have an emergency room tonight! The money is on the table for you, you can eat it yourself, I won't go back at night! ”

The tired voice of the royal father came from the mobile phone, and Lord Wang pressed the excitement in his heart, and said in a steady voice: "Got it, Dad!" ”