Chapter 787: Are You of Chinese Descent?
There are always some striking similarities in reality, and the crew of "Princess Huanzhu" has accumulated Zhu Di's role in the end, waiting for Boss Jia to make a cameo.
And the crew of "Titanic" also left the plot of the Chinese people who were not filmed at the end at the end, waiting for our boss Jia to shoot it in person.
"Mr. Jia, you don't have to be too nervous, just act as you usually do!" Before starting filming, James Cameron said to our boss Jia with a pleasant attitude.
This made the other members of the crew who have worked with our director Cameron for more than a year feel incredible, when did this director have such a pleasant face, and he is still a Chinese.
Hey, if these people knew that more than 70% of the funding for the entire movie was provided by our boss Jia, they would understand why James Cameron was so kind.
"Then what if I smash the performance?" Boss Jia asked with a smile.
"It's okay, we have other professional actors to help you, even if you really can't act well, you can also trim it through editing or some post-production means, so Mr. Jia, you don't have to worry, just treat it as a game!" James Cameron's implication is that in case our Boss Jia really doesn't play well, then directly delete the plot, delete the facial close-up, or simply adjust it later, all in all, Boss Jia's performance is not important, this is just to satisfy our big investors.
"Then I'm relieved!" Boss Jia smiled, and then met his other professional teammates.
Because there are 8 Chinese people in history, James Cameron also found 7 Chinese actors for Boss Jia, these should be actors who have been in Hollywood for a long time, and there will not be much problem with their acting skills.
"Good morning, everyone!" Boss Jia didn't have the slightest arrogance, and greeted his seven companions enthusiastically.
......As a result, no one responded to Boss Jia, and everyone looked at our Boss Jia like fools, which made our Boss Jia very embarrassed.
"Are you targeting me?" Boss Jia frowned and asked, he was already a little angry, this teammate is like this, how can he cooperate with the filming.
"Mr. Jia, the situation is like this!" At a critical moment, one of the crew's drama managers hurriedly walked over, and then said in a somewhat unfluent Chinese, "Mr. Jia...... The 7 ...... actors...... The actors, although they are all Asian faces, they ...... All...... are all American actors, who grew up ...... At...... At...... is on the land of the United States, so their Chinese is not very ...... Okay, I don't understand what you mean! ”
"What! You let a group of people who don't understand Chinese play Chinese laborers! Boss Jia was stunned on the spot.
Mr. Jia...... Don't be angry...... As long as it is all Chinese noodles...... Face...... Isn't that enough? The drama manager hurriedly said.
"Enough!" Boss Jia was too lazy to listen to the broken Chinese of the drama anymore, and said directly in fluent English, "I'll try it!" ”
Boss Jia forcibly endured the displeasure in his heart, and then joined the seven people, and these seven people were obviously very unhappy with Boss Jia, a Chinese-speaking outlier, and their tears were full of contempt.
"Everyone, let's shoot the first act first, that is, the plot of you burning the boiler in the boiler room, please prepare, let's put on makeup first!" The assistant director of the scene said, and then the makeup artist and costume artist began to put on makeup for everyone.
In fact, Boss Jia's eight people are relatively simple in terms of clothing, because the eight people are all boiler workers, and in the high-temperature environment of the boiler room, wearing clothes is completely an act of looking for death, and the actors all tie a circle of rags around their waists, and then directly expose their muscles to work.
However, in order to make the bodies of these white and tender actors look like boilermakers in the boiler room, the makeup artists also need to turn the skin of both sides into bronzed skin.
At this point, we must praise the crew of the rice people, they are indeed very real in details, not only turning Boss Jia's white and tender skin into bronzed laborer's skin, but also deliberately painting a lot of burn scars on his body, showing the state of working in the special environment of the boiler room.
There was no problem with all this, but the problem was that when the crew was holding a string of braids and was about to pick it up for Boss Jia, Boss Jia exploded on the spot.
"What a disgusting thing is this, I would never wear such a thing!" Boss Jia grabbed his braid and threw it directly out of a distance of more than ten meters.
"This ......" The entire crew was shocked by Boss Jia's behavior, and they looked at Boss Jia blankly, not knowing how to deal with it at all.
dared to throw the makeup artist's props directly, Boss Jia is definitely the first actor ever to do so.
"What are you doing? Do you have a little dedication, how can you lose important props! Before the crew and makeup artist could speak, one person couldn't help it, and directly accused Boss Jia in fluent English.
This person is one of Boss Jia's Chinese compatriots...... Oh, to be precise, one of the Mi Guo actors who played the Chinese people.
"It's not an important prop, it's a bug, it's a prop that shouldn't have been! We Chinese people should not carry this stupid money pigtail. Boss Jia snorted coldly.
"Fart, do you understand the Chinese people, the Chinese people are the ones who wear this stupid braid all their lives, and then live for the rest of their lives. Although I also think this braid is stupid, but there is no way, who let me play a Chinese person! This person touched the back of his head, the money rattail that had just been glued by the makeup artist, and said with great professionalism.
"Yes, my grandfather told me that the Chinese people had such stupid braids behind them in that era, this is the sad history of the Chinese people, and there are no mistakes in the props!" Another Mi actor stood up and said in fluent English.
Soon, other actors also stood up one after another and began to help, all accusing Boss Jia of being disrespectful and abandoning props, and finally they immediately said that Boss Jia was not worthy of being an actor at all, and they asked Boss Jia to get out of the crew, he was not qualified to be an actor.
When these Mi actors accuse Boss Jia, they can be described as magnificent, occupying the commanding heights of morality, condescending, arrogant, and quite a kind of sacred brilliance of acting for heaven and attacking unqualified actors
"Did your elders really teach you history?" After Boss Jia was accused by these people in turn, he snorted coldly, and then said, "Do any of you know about the Xinhai Revolution?" ”
"The Xinhai Revolution?" The other seven were stunned for a moment, as if they had never heard of the word.
"No wonder!" Boss Jia said coldly, "The Xinhai Revolution was a revolution that took place in China in 1911, after the Xinhai Revolution, the rule of the Manchu Qing Dynasty came to an end, and all the Chinese people cut off this stupid braid on the back of their heads. ”
"So after 1911, there was no stupid braid behind the head of the Chinese people, and the sinking of the Titanic happened in 1912, so the Chinese people of this era, they did not have this stupid braid behind their heads!"
The seven actors of "......" obviously have not studied history, at least the history of China, so they were confused by Boss Jia's words, and they didn't know how to defend themselves.
"I have a question I'm curious about!" Looking at the 7 guys in front of him, Boss Jia suddenly asked curiously, "Are the 7 of you really all Chinese Americans?" ”
"I'm not stupid Chinese, I'm Fusang!" One person immediately said, as if the identity of the Fuso was noble.
"I'm also of Fuso descent!"
"Me too!" As a result, among the seven people, three of them were Mi people of Fuso descent.
"I'm not your stupid Chinese either, I'm a descendant of Korea!"
"Yes, I'm also of Korean descent!" The other two people with small eyes that became a slit also said.
"I'm Thai!" Yes, the sixth person is not of Chinese origin, Boss Jia can only focus on the 7th person in the end, this guy is also the guy who just said that his grandfather told him that the money rattail is the thing, this guy is also a complete Chinese between his eyebrows, this guy should be a genuine Chinese!
Just when Boss Jia was guessing in his heart, the 7th guy said with a disgusting face, "I'm not from Huaxia, I'm from Wanwan!" ”
Very good, among the 7 people in the relationship, 6 are not Chinese, and one is not actually a Chinese, at most a Chinese dog.