Chapter 919: Messages from Seniors
"Be careful, and if you see something wrong, withdraw immediately."
I'm still a little uneasy, my eyes are suspicious and vigilant all the time, even if a big demon pops out of the molten sea the next moment, I won't find it strange.
"Wu, you are too suspicious
Gott muttered with a smile, jumped down the crack, and without the slightest hesitation, pulled his big hand and lifted the lid of the unlocked box.
"Huh?"
He let out a sudden exclamation.
His gaze quickly fell to the inside of the chest, and instead of the treasure that Gott had imagined, it was a pile of scattered scrolls.
There is no brilliance, no demons descending, but unexpectedly ordinary.
"What are these things?"
Gott took out the top scroll. Unfolding, reading, roughly meaning this.
On a certain day in a certain year, a certain adventure team launched this massive action. Gathering nearly a third of Harorgas's elite and idle-level adventurous party, a self-proclaimed erudite scholar has come here to try to unravel the mystery of the altar in the depths of the Styx Cave.
But it's a pity that the bastard mage who claimed to be a scholar brought in was not proficient in demon writing, but in magic arrays, and he couldn't read the words on the inscription!!
As a result, the few adventuring parties who had worked so hard to make their way here were furious, and the text on the scroll was filled with the idea of throwing the big mage into the sea of molten lava.
But they were not reconciled to leave like this. It just so happened that this university scholar was proficient in magic arrays, so he created such a trap.
That's it,"
I:
Gault:
"Gott, cheer up."
I put away my weapon, jumped down the crack, and patted Gott's shoulder, which was holding the scroll in a daze, and two lines of tears kept pouring out of his eyes.
"Bastard, I'm fine, I'm nothing, men, the so-called men, are animals that grow up and mature in lies, only in this way can they become a man who stands up to the sky, bastard!".
Goult thumped his chest and roared to the sky.
Less nonsense, the guy who grew up in that environment will only become another liar in the future.
Seeing Gott's tearful face, I still felt a trace of pity and didn't say anything to continue to hit him.
However, even if I was deceived, I had to admire the mind of the rumor-maker, who had a clear grasp of the adventurer's psychology to make such a prank that made people laugh and cry.
First of all, create a rumor full of flaws, don't worry that no one will be fooled, because there are so many idle adventurers who are hurt, and the more you know that this rumor is false, the more you may want to know what kind of deception this rumor hides.
This is the precise conclusion of this group of idle rumor-makers, based on their knowledge of their own boring Cheng dΓΉ.
Then, such a magic circle was created here. The opening conditions of the four crack-grade gems of any kind give people a very casual and cheap feeling, which greatly reduces the credibility of this rumor.
But it is precisely because of the demand for only four crack-level gems that it is certainly not too much price for those adventurous teams who can get here, and they will not care about spending four more crack-level gems to continue to expose this scam.
If they need four complete gems, the adventurer will be idle and will be in pain, but they will not lose their minds in pain, and they will definitely turn around and leave immediately when they see that they need to pay such a high price.
Then, after counting the four stones, there was a stir on the altar, just as the adventurers who believed it was a prank, thought. Nothing happened.
There is only one truth. This is really a scam, at this time, those adventurers who are idle and painful, probably pretend to have a deep expression that I have already seen through your little trick, and then smiled, when the idle egg hurts, I can find such a good game to play time. Satisfied, go back. Just as this prank seemed to be over, and they were about to go back, at this time, carefully planned by the master of the prank, the pseudo-7 truth came "that is, the earth-shattering scene of the second act that Gault and I saw, appeared!!
Under the strong contrast, those adventurers will unconsciously have a feeling of denial in their hearts, and then, suddenly in their minds, such as I just now, maybe the previous adventurers left because of lack of patience, did not wait for the second scene to appear, so finally this pie fell on their heads, the thought, even I can think of it, they can definitely think of this, everyone thinks that they are different, everyone wants to be the protagonist, they all fantasize that God may suddenly favor them, So, under this subtle psychology, they raised a trace of expectation for the rumors.
In the end, "the treasure chest was opened, just like Gott's expression just now, it was tricked, it was really tricked, this is a hidden prank."
When I figured out the whole prank, even if I was tricked for a while, I had to admire the planner; The adventurer of the second fraud drama is definitely a little psychologist, if it weren't for the fact that he has such a deep grasp of "taming changes", he would never have planned such a series of traps.
"Let's see what the scroll on the back is" Seeing that Gott looked lost, I looked at the box and changed the subject.
According to my guess, the following scrolls should be the last words of the victims, "Ahem, it's a message."
"Yes, take a look
Gott wiped away the tears of the manly man. The scroll in his hand was carefully placed next to him, so that I was speechless as I watched his every move.
I can vouch for this, this orangutan is in the mind right now. Some very sleepy thoughts are turning. Probably like all the adventurers who have been deceived before.
However, I can understand this kind of psychology, not to mention that I don't want to be the last one to be fooled, it's such a mentally designed prank, if I destroy it, I always feel a little pity, I'm sorry for those who are idle and hurt.
Sure enough, Gott and I, who would have this kind of thought, are also this kind of idle people?
Then, Goth flipped through the first message.
"I'm going to fuck you uncle, dead liar, curse you for being poked in the asshole by Barr!"
Gott empathized with the first one, put it down, took the second one, and kept reading.
"The trap designed by the predecessors is really exquisite, and it fully grasps the hearts of the people, and even I was fooled, admire and admire
The third one: "The one above, admire you ball, bastard, what kind of knowledge are you selling?" Take off your clothes and you're not a beast yet! β
The fourth: "Don't be angry with the seniors above, the guy above is likely to be the designer's vest, and it's not worth being angry for this kind of person." β
The fifth: "I am a whoop, an elite adventure squad, a whoop whoa" male, a prosperous year, a druid occupation, a handsome face, a melancholy and vicissitudes of life, a cautious and generous personality, and now a sincere marriage, the fools who come later, if you are sincere, you can come to the bar to find me, our team has reached the peak of Atri, at most another year will set off to the second world, time is limited, those who are interested should hurry
After reading this, Gott and I looked away at the same time for a moment before moving on to the next one.
"As one. Possess two. My wife, after seeing the speech of the senior above, I felt very stressed. β
"Sell the axe, the best golden axe of excellence, Qin increases damage, and increases the accuracy of the blade point. Force power, the best attributes, the favorite of the barbarian profession, the booth in the trade area, only for the fools who have been here, the price is negotiable, first come, first served, want to buy as soon as possible. β
"Whoa, the adventure team is here."
"From this experience of being fooled, there are also messages from many seniors in the box. After careful analysis, I am worried about the future of the Adventurer Alliance, in my opinion, the Adventurer Alliance has the following twelve defects, and there are too many adventurers who are idle; second, the lack of practical analytical skills; third, lack of independent innovation capabilities; Fourth, there is a lack of love for others, and fifth, "omitted."
Old Zhang: "Shocked to analyze the emperor!" β
Zhang: "But it's all fart."
Zhang: "The seniors above are fools, and the juniors below are stupid." β
Zhang: "You're a fool, your whole family is a fool." β
Zhang: "Don't talk about it, in fact, we are all stupid. β
Zhang: "Passing by to see the excitement, the seniors are really interesting, there are all kinds of people." β
Zhang: "It's good luck, the Styx Demon Woman has exploded a pair of golden face protectors, and it's worth the trip."
Gang Zhang: "It's boring
Zhang: "The seniors above are just bored to come here."
Deleted Zhang: "Lonely." β
As we watched, Gott and I burst into tears.
"There are still the last two left, do you want to see them?"
It seems that from this message, he felt the tide of loneliness, emptiness and egg pain, Gott clutched his chest in pain, gasping for breath, like a warrior who fought bloodily and was about to fall. Reveal a resolute gaze.
"Of course it depends, I've persevered, of course I can't give up halfway, this is a man!!"
With such a roar, he picked up the second one at lightning speed. With his eyes wide, he rubbed his nose to the distance, and unfolded the scroll in front of him, reading it word for word.
"Don't touch it, this is the toilet paper I just checked my ass!!"
The atmosphere suddenly froze, and after a while, two lines of tears burst out of Goult's eyes again, and he stiffly pulled the scroll away from his nose to see the color of the scroll, indeed, although it was placed at the back, but this scroll was yellowed more than any of the previous ones, and this yellowing was not uniform, but concentrated in a large piece in the center, I don't know if it was an illusion, and I could vaguely smell the suspicious smell emanating from it.
Gott looked at me with tears in his eyes, and saw that I had run a hundred meters away, and warned him with a wary look not to lean over, and the two lines of tears on his face suddenly became more spacious.
"Okay, I see
He silently put away the yellowed suspicious scroll, then came to the edge of the altar, put his two hands into the hot molten slurry that was enough to make the flesh of ordinary people evaporate instantly, and then picked up a handful of molten slurry and washed his face.
"That's it
After washing it carefully, he kept putting cold water on his hands and face, and looked at me with a blank gaze.
"Ha" ahhaha, of course no problem, aren't we good brothers, how can accounting be more trivial than this. β
I squeezed out a dry smile, after all, I have done this, if I continue to alienate this orangutan, I don't know if he will jump directly into the sea of molten lava.
Because of the lessons of the past, we were extra careful when dealing with the last one. After glancing at each other, we nodded in unison, and I took out a long dagger of the whiteboard that had just exploded in the monster corridor and handed it to Gott, who held the dagger and carefully picked up the scroll, reading the message on the last scroll.
"Hahaha, the fools in the back have remembered it for me, Uncle Ben's name is Oscar, and he is a great barbarian warrior who will save you and the entire Dark Continent in the future, ahahahahaha!!hahahahahaha
After a pause, there seemed to be writing underneath, and Gott continued.
"Note: Uncle Ben didn't touch the sticky scroll on it, absolutely not, bastard!!".
Hello Oscar, goodbye Oscar. "It's always a recommendation
After reading the long scroll of messages, Gault and I both exhaled forcefully. I felt both tired and relieved.
It turns out that in this world, the number of our partners and fools is so huge, and the message in this box is simply to depict a scene of a mighty army of fools in Jingjia
We are not alone in this world,"
Well, that's the end of complaining about yourself, next. Let's think about what we should leave for our cute juniors.
I took out a blank scroll and unfolded it, touched my chin, and kept playing with the quill in my hand, and began to ponder.
Then, there was a tinkling sound in my ears.
When I looked up, I was stunned.
Gott, the stupid orangutan, didn't know when he had lifted the treasure chest in the pit, and then took out a shovel and kept digging down.
"Stop, do you want to dig through here? What the hell are you doing?!! β
I couldn't stand this stupid orangutan, and I couldn't help but roar.
"Hmph
As if he had been waiting for my words for a long time, as soon as I spoke, he immediately raised his head, proudly touched the tip of his nose with his thumb, supported his body with a shovel, and triumphantly handed me a scroll.
It reads: Cute stupid orangutan juniors, Uncle Ben Orangutan Knight has left you a rich treasure, right under the chest, come on. Hurry up and swing your shovels. Dig up the treasure.
I have to say, it's a bit creative. The question is what exactly does he want to bury here?
When I asked, Gott said as a matter of course.
"Of course it's a treasure, it's already said that it's a treasure, I'll take a look, put some complete gems, replace them, and put a few pieces of golden equipment that you don't need, so it's also rich."
He said as he rummaged through his inventory.
"Are you stupid?!!"
I picked up a small rock from the ground and smashed it on the stupid orangutan's head.
"What was our purpose in leaving the scrolls? If you think about it, when the later generations dug up the treasure you left behind, and left with a smile, didn't you have jealousy and unwillingness in your heart? Obviously we were deceived so badly. Why do they get home? Isn't that the same as the intention of our message? β
"That's right
Gott thought for a moment and nodded.
"I know, indeed, how can you let the guys who came after you leave happily, the regret in our hearts at the moment, just stay here, let those fools also have a good experience, hehehehehe!!"
Gott finally came to his senses, his face calm, and let out a sinister laugh.
"So. I'll dig the pit a little deeper. β
Dig deeper, there is one. Mao with ahhs asshole!! You didn't understand at all, bastard!!
"Ding".
Desperate, completely desperate for this orangutan's IQ! I couldn't waste any time paying attention to his stupid behavior, and I was doing it myself, and just as I was thinking this, suddenly, there was a crisp and loud sound from Gott, like hitting something hard. It drew my gaze back to the past.
"Huh?"
Gott, the initiator, let out a cry of surprise, and then, as if he had discovered something. He crouched down, his hands digging under the deep pit, and gradually, an obvious four grooves appeared in his eyes.
"Oh, what is this?"
Talking to himself, Gott looked at the shape of the four grooves, and subconsciously took out a complete gemstone and set it.
In an instant, a dazzling pillar of red light erupted from the pit, like a fountain, and the unprepared Goth rushed into the air, and the entire temple began to shake for the third time."
Anyway, how many days are there until the Spring Festival, and I'm looking forward to it, mmmm.