Chapter 52 Self-hanging southeast branch
Just when Lao Dao was super envious and shocked, Su Yi had already withdrawn from the live broadcast room.
According to the instructions on the exercises, he began a long process of taking drugs.
Since there were too many more than 30,000 golden pills, Su Yi couldn't eat them one by one, after all, he was not one of those food anchors, and he didn't have a super powerful stomach and digestive system.
According to the instructions on "Eight Desolations and Stars", Su Yi first took a rice cooker out, and then poured a full pot of God Emperor Jindan like pouring rice, plugged in the rice cooker, poured water, and turned on the rice cooking mode.
Fifteen minutes later, Su Yi turned on the rice cooker and found that the Divine Emperor Jin Dan had been melted into a very small piece, which looked like rice paste.
"It stinks,-"
The moment he opened the rice cooker, Su Yi almost fainted from the smell, and subconsciously thought that someone's septic tank had exploded.
He never thought that after the Divine Emperor Jin Dan was refined and purified, it would stink so much.
That jade pot old way, shouldn't you add any condiments to me?
If it weren't for the system certification, there was no doubt that it was definitely an authentic God Emperor Jin Dan, Su Yi would have wondered if it was the real person of the jade pot who had rubbed tens of thousands of shit on him.
"Forget it, in order to become the strongest Jindan master in the world, let's bear with it......"
Su Yiqiang endured the smell and dug a spoonful in the pot with a spoon, which was so black that it made people feel like throwing up.
It's just that this God Emperor Jin Dan is similar to stinky tofu, although it smells stinky, but after entering it, it is cool and silky, with a taste of Dove chocolate.
"Well, it's delicious......"
The more Su Yi ate, the more delicious he felt, and after a while, he ate all the black paste in the rice cooker.
Well, I've only eaten a tenth of it now, and it looks like it's going to take a long time to finish cooking.
Su Yi wiped his mouth, continued to pour in a full pot of God Emperor Jindan, and then added water to open the cooking mode.
More than 30,000 golden pills, Su Yi boiled ten pots hard, and the whole building that had been boiling was filled with a smelly smell.
Even the landlady, who slept with someone early on weekdays, was woken up at this time, wearing silk pajamas, and looking crazy in the building to see whose basin had collapsed.
I found Su Yi's room all the way, and from the crack in the door below, there was a foul smell wafting out, and the landlady really found the owner.
"Su Yi, you son of a bitch, get out of the old lady, are you fucking cooking shit in there! Gross-"
The landlady scolded loudly, and only halfway through the scolding, she couldn't help but retch, and almost vomited last year's meal.
And in the house, Su Yi had just finished eating the last bite of the Divine Emperor Golden Pill, and before he could wipe his mouth, he was startled by the landlady's roar.
"What's the matter, landlady?"
Su Yi opened the door and saw that the landlady was wearing a silk suspender, showing her big white legs, and was holding her chest and scolding the street.
Although she hasn't paid the rent in cash yet, since she had gold, Su Yi has never been afraid of the landlady, and she is no longer afraid of being thousands of miles away from her.
"Ahh
Unexpectedly, after seeing Su Yi, the landlady let out a scream as if she had seen a ghost, followed by squatting on the ground and retching.
"You...... Are you really hungry enough to eat? ”
The landlady retched while looking to the other side and pointed at Su Yi's mouth.
Once upon a time, she also fantasized that if this college student really had no money to pay the rent, she would forget it for thousands of miles.
Unexpectedly, this child is so ambitious, he would rather eat hungry than succumb to his beauty.
"Fuck, eat your sister, this is chocolate, okay!"
Seeing the disgusted look on the landlady's face, Su Yi almost jumped up.
Lao Tzu knocked an elixir, and it can be made up into food by your brain, if this is passed out, will Lao Tzu still be mixed?
"Grass, you kid actually has the money to eat chocolate, and you still have the face to owe the old lady's rent, do you want to be ashamed?
If you don't pay your rent today, I'll stay in your room......"
It does look a bit like chocolate, and after Su Yi finished eating, the smell dissipated quickly, and it was already tasteless in a blink of an eye.
The landlady reacted at this time, and the next second, her eyes were blurred, and she squeezed into the room from Su Yi's body, saying that she was going to sit on the bed.
"Little brother, at first glance, you are a cultural person, and my sister happens to have a few lines of poetry that are not clear, can I ask you for advice?"
The landlady had already closed the door, sat on the bed scratching her head, and looked at Su Yi with a shy face.
And on Su Yi's side, tens of thousands of God Emperor Jin Dan felt very hot and dry in his body, and there seemed to be an undercurrent surging in his body, rushing left and right, always wanting to burst out like a torrent.
Because the essence was too fast, Su Yi's body kept trembling, cold sweat trickled down, and his whole body seemed to be on fire.
Now, it would be nice if I could vent it thoroughly.
Su Yi thought so in his heart, he knew that this was a side effect of physical strengthening, if he could find a way to send out this evil fire as soon as possible, it would be completely fine.
", you say it quickly, get out of the way!"
Looking at the landlady who was in various poses on the bed, Su Yi was angry and wanted to kick the woman out.
It's annoying enough to delay yourself to vent your energy!
"Hmph, little brother, it's so fierce......"
Seeing Su Yi's face flushed and his eyes straightened, the landlady thought there was a play, so she said slowly:
"Little brother, what is the next sentence you said 'Huajing has never been swept by guests'?"
"Hang yourself on the southeast branch!"
Karma?
The landlady was stunned for a while, she had never seen such a pair of poems in such a big life.
"What about the next sentence of 'the silver bottle bursts through the water slurry'?"
"Hang yourself on the southeast branch!"
The landlady didn't believe in evil and said another poem, but she was still scared back by Su Yi with the same change.
"Twenty-four bridges on a moonlit night?"
"Hang yourself on the southeast branch!"
"Parking and sitting in love with Maple Grove at night?"
"Hang yourself on the southeast branch!"
"The merchant girl doesn't know the hatred of the country?"
"Hang yourself on the southeast branch!"
"Born a fairy cave?"
"Hang yourself on the southeast branch!"
“……”
"You hang first, I'll come when I go......"
Su Yi was so angry with the evil fire in his body at the moment that he needed to vent urgently, and after seeing that the landlady had no intention of leaving, he finally sighed and jumped out of the window by himself.
"Damn, it's crooked, what kind of broken poems are reciting, it almost made me go crazy......"
Su Yi muttered, and after jumping from the window, he immediately flashed under the viaduct.
"The old way of the jade pot, is there anything to go to the fire, I just knocked more than 30,000 gold pills, and it is uncomfortable to be dry at this time......"
Su Yi entered the all-universe live broadcast system, and spent 10 red diamonds to send a shock to the real person of the jade pot.