Chapter 100: The Scolding War
Su Yi originally wanted to rub the flying sword, but it was really just rubbing, but Minghe didn't give him a chance to rub it at all, and he actually ran over at the fastest speed.
Su Yi and the five elders chased after them all the way, but fortunately they were very close, and the strength of the three of them was very high, so they came very quickly.
Hearing Su Yi's voice, the Chaos Beast froze for a moment, then turned its head, and after seeing that it was really Su Yi, it was about to jump on Su Yi with a "bang".
After all, this trick is too proficient in Xia Da's practice.
"Damn, what's that?"
Su Yi had just gained a foothold, and was suddenly startled by something when he was pounced on by something, and thought it was the zombie king's secret weapon, so he slapped him and flew out.
"Smack-"
This slap hit the Chaos Beast's fat face, and it immediately hit it with a golden star, and its body turned around a few times, and flew out to the side.
"Bang Bang Bang-"
After landing, it seems to be very soft, and the feeling is very familiar, and it feels like being in the arms of Xia Da 36D.
Could it be that I am too dizzy and hallucinating?
The Chaos Beast opened its eyes in a daze, and found that it was actually in Minghe's arms, no wonder it was so soft.
Looking at Minghe again, there was already a trace of anger on his face, and it was estimated that he was about to explode.
"Beauty, I'm Su Yida's pet pig, hello, it's nice to meet you......"
Seeing that the beauty was about to go crazy, the Chaos Beast hurriedly took the initiative to attack, and immediately went through the back door with Su Yipan, intending to lean against this big tree.
In fact, to be correct, the Chaos Beast is not Su Yi's pet, but Xia Da's pet.
But at this juncture, everything is not important, first get in touch with Su Yi, and then lie in the arms of this beautiful woman in white.
Sure enough, seeing that Su Yi did not object, Minghe suddenly calmed down, and really regarded the Chaos Beast as Su Yi's pet.
It's just that, looking at this pet's obscene eyes and squinting eyes, how can it feel 100% similar to someone.
Alas, where there is a master, there must be a pig!
Since the Chaos Beast regarded itself as Su Yi's pet, Ming He didn't put it, nor did he hold it, and the last ruthlessness was directly stuffed into Su Yi's hands.
"Master, long time no see—"
The Chaos Beast was very empty in his heart, and took the initiative to greet Su Yi.
"Yo, it seems that you have been mixing well in the mountains for the past two days, and you must have seduced a lot of sows......
Su Yi gave it a blank look, if it wasn't for the Chaos Beast's meritorious service, he really wanted to send it back to the painting again.
After all, staying with pigs every day is also eye-catching enough.
What's more, this is still a pure foodie pig, and he speaks very straightforwardly, often teasing Su Yi.
Su Yidu wondered, how could there be such a straight species in this world!
"Roar—"
The zombie king was still roaring, trying his best to crash in the sword array, and the whole mountain shook the ground, and those who didn't know thought it was an earthquake.
The birds in the entire North Mountain have all disappeared, and even the mice underground have fled with their families.
"Don't bother, you can't escape......"
After the five elders arrived, they asked Minghe to double the sword array, and several people entered the sword array, intending to question King Zombie.
"Hmph, despicable villain, you actually used such a destructive method to harm Lao Tzu, even if you go to hell to be a ghost, I won't let you go!"
The zombie king bared his fangs and cursed the five elders viciously.
He subconsciously thought that this method of deliberately letting him go and then finding the zombie lair was the ruthless trick of this white-bearded old man.
So, the five elders were very reluctant to lie down.
"Well, you don't seem to have figured out three things......
The fifth elder is a shrewd person, he definitely doesn't want to suffer this loss, he directly blew his beard and glared, "First, it wasn't me who deceived you, and the sword formation that trapped you wasn't me, so it's definitely inappropriate for you to scold me."
Second, you're a zombie now, and you don't have a chance to be a ghost and go to hell anymore, so don't think about revenge or anything.
Third, WCNMLGB, you dog with a father and no mother, you dare to wronged Lao Tzu, if I don't destroy you today, you won't be viviparous......"
The five elders were still polite one second, but the next second they began to scold, and the scolding was very ugly, there were all dirty words, and Ming He's face was full of black lines when he heard it.
Su Yi was also shocked, he didn't expect that the five elders would still fight a fight, this old man was too vindictive, it seemed that he would stay away from him in the future.
"You dead old man, you are so bad that the old man is very bad, and your stomach is bad, I really suspect that your mother threw the child away when she gave birth to you, and left the placenta to raise it......
Do you still dare to scold Lao Tzu, and you are a special immortal cultivator who also scolds people, so you are not afraid that the demons in your heart will breed and let you go mad and fall into the ashes——"
It's just that what Su Yi and Minghe didn't expect was that the zombie king turned out to be a master of tongue warfare, and in the face of all kinds of insults from the five elders, he was not false at all, and he directly fought with him.
So, an old man who never admits defeat and cares, a zombie who has been black for thousands of years and specializes in doing bad things and the whole family is dead, opened his lips and swords in the sword array, and began to scold fiercely.
This scene can definitely be recorded in the history of Blue Star Immortal Cultivation, at the beginning of this global change, there were actually two people who were engaged in cultivation, and in this humiliating way, they fought in the mountains all night.
It's just that what is unexpected is that although the strength of the zombie king is not as good as that of the five elders, his mouth is much sharper.
In the end, the whole scolding battle ended with the five elders and the old age, ah no, it was the old age and the decline of the power, and the mouthful of blood that was almost scolded spurted out.
Su Yi saw that something was wrong, and the five elders continued to scold again, if they were planted here in a bloody manner, the Kunlun faction would definitely have to form a bond with him.
In order to save the lives of the five elders, Su Yi could only use his nirvana - herding pigs!
So, taking advantage of the zombie king's inattention, Su Yi directly threw a chaos pig over.
The pig was very fast, like a meat ball, and smashed the zombie king in an instant.
He never thought that he was scolding happily, why suddenly a pig fell from the sky.
Moreover, when the Chaos Beast was about to hit the face of the Zombie King, it suddenly transformed, from a small cute pig to a big pig like a dinosaur in an instant, with wings and fangs, as big as a small building, and directly smashed the Zombie King down and pressed it down.
"I'm grass-"
At this moment, the fifth elder was still taking his last breath, intending to continue to scold.
"Stop for a while, I've never seen such a good old man......"
Su Yi patted the Fifth Elder on the shoulder and motioned for him to shut up.