Chapter 10 It was a sad story
"Tools have two essential characteristics: first, tools are an extension of the human body, and they are the development of human bodily functions in the form of non-physical objects; Second, tools are the product of man's transformation of natural objects, and the product of the combination of spirit and matter. ”
"Many people use this as a basis to think that the spirit blade is also a tool, and the spirit race is a tool with self-consciousness, and stupidly deny the spirit race's right to vote and freedom. But they ignore the most obvious point, that the spirit blade is not only an extension of our human body, but also a part of our human body, a companion organ that pulls our body and soul through the co-evolution. ”
"We have a symbiotic relationship with them, we feed them with the power of our souls, and they give back to us for the real physical strengthening and even evolution, and if your spirit blade can be lucky enough to awaken self-consciousness, it is a newborn born who conceives a body from your body, and draws thoughts from your knowledge and memory, ethically we will never recognize the relationship between children (mainly because there are too many ghost animal plots), but how can a newborn of the same origin be considered a family ........"
Wuwu, under a slightly special name, is a capable black-haired girl, with short hair and glasses, a professional short skirt with the ability of a professional woman, and a pigtail tied to her ears is also feminine.
As the deputy head of the law popularization section under the district civil affairs, she has rarely been on the front line for quasi-citizen training, and the repetitive work of this hour-long shift is often the self-training of newcomers to familiarize themselves with the work process and habits of facing the crowd...... Of course, there is no shortage of troubles to lose newcomers, veterans drinking tea and reading newspapers and other workplace realities after work.
This time, she took the initiative to accept the training of prospective citizens, because she heard that there was a very special one among the newcomers.
"Three-color newcomer? I haven't met Bailu District for many years, and I remember the last time I was a newcomer training. Oh, I think about it, that seven-year-old lucky one, who is not yet 20, is already a title hunter, as if he was hired by a big pharmaceutical company to be a hunter in another world. ”
"Oh, this little rabbit, she will encounter temptation when she goes out, I hope she doesn't choose the wrong one. Three-color is rare, but there are many mistakes in two-color every year. ”
Looking at the rabbit sitting in the middle of the crowd with unusual eyes, Wuwu was thoughtful, but his expression did not seem to change, and he just continued to "go to class".
“....... The original prototype of the spirit blade is a total of Eastern and Western mythological animistic systems, such as the sword spirit in the East, the earth spirit, the mourning god, and the natural spirit of the shaman in the West. ”
"And the interesting thing is that with the development of the times, there have also been a large number of natural awakening spirit blades, some are a dilapidated castle in the wild, and some are tea sets that have been used by a family for a long time, they do not have owners but have the common sense given by the four spirits, and they are born as human beings, which also indirectly proves the identity of the spirit race as a member of the human race, and any speech that splits the four major races is dangerous and illegal....."
Even though the attention is focused on the rare SSR rabbit, the unsquinting Wuwu smoothly introduces some "common sense".
The quasi-citizen training handouts of the law popularization course are also classic routines, divided into three parts, the first one is mainly to emphasize the particularity of the spirit clan and the "blade power", emphasizing that it is only the state of the spirit blade, and the sword master (the Oriental customary name is the owner of the spirit blade) still maintains basic respect.
This is not only for the political issue of the relationship between the four major clans, but also for the sake of the sword master's own interests....... Every year, the sword master is overjoyed to get a new life of the spirit clan, but the other party does not hesitate to turn his face and deny people.
Cause? It's quite complicated, there is a serious disagreement between the sword master himself and the sword spirit itself, even if the sword spirit often obtains the most basic common sense from the sword master, but it does not mean that it is completely accepted and brainwashed, and raising a child can be rebellious, not to mention the sword that is a weapon of killing.
Independent individuals with self-consciousness naturally have unique phases and preferences, and many spirit blades have gained spirituality before they are fully awakened, have vague consciousness, have personalities and preferences, and there are many who refuse the link of the sword master in advance..... A considerable number of them only vaguely felt that the sword master did not quite match his/her aesthetics.
This not only fully illustrates the disadvantages of not paying attention to personal hygiene and image, but also shows that as long as it is an intelligent creature, it is more or less impossible to get rid of the category of Yan Dog, especially the ignorant newborn (Popularization of Law: Slogan: Please don't persecute your sword with stubble and saliva, otherwise you will only be injured).
It sounds funny, but if you really encounter it, it will make the sword master suffer a tragedy in the world, especially when the state of the spirit blade cannot be accurately communicated, which is equivalent to locking the solution for a long time, so that every day is not good.
Fortunately, the spirit blade that can refuse is often the existence of spiritual abundance that is about to awaken itself....... But what's worse is that severing the link often cuts off the sword master's spiritual energy supply channels and spiritual materials, but the spiritual blade before self-awakening needs to be supplied with spiritual energy from the outside world, and the only way to solve it is to smash the spirit crystal.
Well, it's about the same as throwing money and burning money...... No, it should be said to burn checks.
Ordinary spirit crystals, as solidified and rigid spiritual energy crystals, are also inferior nutrients to the spirit blade, and the taste is like a delicate compressed biscuit between expiration and non-expiration, dry and hard, spoiled texture, and may also have an extra flavor, not who wants to eat it if you are hungry to death.
First of all, the mouth is not necessarily eaten (the sword master is already on the roof of the building), even if he eats, relying on the nutrition of "expired food", to make the amount of the spirit blade change to qualitative change, ignite the soul spark to awaken self-consciousness, and the burning is probably not money, but the building.
Burning to the end, it's really crying while burning, and I don't dare to break or stop, and if I break for a few days, evolution may stop or even degenerate, and stop for a month..... You don't have this spirit blade, all the previous investment has been lost, hero, please come again, or wait a few years, decades, maybe its aesthetic has changed/forgotten you, and it is willing to link with you again (very small chance).
"The Spirit Blade has lost his temper." has always been listed as the top 3 most feared things of the sword owner, and if he really encounters it, it is equivalent to announcing that the unlucky guy is about to go bankrupt, and most of them will even be in debt.
What are the top 3 others? "The Initial Spirit Blade is dead", "After the Initial Spirit Blade awakened its self-consciousness, she left immediately, and yesterday I saw her talking and laughing with a handsome and rich sword master. Hahaha, I want to die. "It's not clear who is more miserable, it depends on the order of the individual.
Uh, sounds a little familiar, like a girlfriend? Probably, for many sword masters, the spirit blade is more important than his girlfriend, or even his girlfriend.
Fortunately, as a product of the consciousness of the sword owner, the spirit blade naturally has a high sense of favor and identity with the sword owner, and many even have the emotion of "Creator Thanksgiving", which is much awkward, and finally breaks up no more than 10%, which is more than a girlfriend.
To get back to the point, after the awakening of consciousness, it does not mean that everything is fine, and there are even new risks, and the possibility of one-sided disgust is directly doubled.
After all, this world is not only a scumbag, an ugly person, a mentally retarded, and a butcher sword master, but also a sword spirit with a thirst for killing, a distorted personality, and a depraved nature.
Ordinary relatives and husbands and wives have become enemies, not to mention the personal people who understand each other unilaterally but do not talk to each other, when the personality is incompatible, it is a bit of a forced cohabitation, and the soul connection is the most suitable distance between the two stars, and the better the better, the worse it is unbearable.
It's really incompatible to the extreme, and it's a good ending to break up peacefully and not disturb each other, but the sword master must have lost blood.
Of course, there is a tragedy and a comedy, and the number of people who have just updated their citizen registration at the civil affairs window and run to the marriage registry next door with the sword master to register is really a lot, and everyone in the Civil Affairs Bureau is also happy to see it, and will immediately give blessings and discounts free of registration fees.
However, the Divorce/Civil Mediation Office next door is a hundred times busier every day, and the Special Mediation Section, which is dedicated to mediating disputes between the sword and the sword owner, occupies 50% of the entire mediation office and 70% of the business volume, and it is overworked all year round...... There are also perennial signs hanging at the door, such as "impulsive marriage without full understanding is equivalent to booking a divorce early", which makes the colleague next door blow his beard and stare at him.
Since the place where the sign is also the necessary passage for the marriage registry, it is about the same as giving the registry office a face, and the regular "plaque war" triggered by the two sides over this sign is also a reserved joke of the Bailu District Government.
The tragedy of the novel is impressive, but the tragedy of reality is not liked by many people.
The job of Wuwu and other personnel of the General Law Section is to reduce the occurrence of this situation as much as possible at the source, at least, not to let the situation develop to the worst step.
Yes, that's right, it's not the worst to leave directly, at least it's a peaceful breakup, and there is T0P0 on top of the worst TOP3 - the end of the blood.
Newspapers generally don't report it, but as far as Wu Wu himself came into contact with it, the sword spirit was disgusted to hate, and the first sword to cut the sword master when he woke up, there were dozens of cases every year, and happy events directly turned into funerals.
Not much, but all the time.
At least, some tragedies don't happen for the ..... Embarrass?
For example, the one who appeared in the annual internal news, a comrade subhuman, whose initial soul blade was a pen, which he incorporated into his body for a long time to squirm up and down for comfort and pleasure....... Ahem, don't get me wrong, it was a wild boar subhuman with severe rhinitis and hay fever.
Ethnic relations have very large nostrils and an alarming amount of nasal discharge, and sometimes they can't stand it in the wild, so they use their hand-held objects to dredge or block pollen...... Uh, enough disgusting.
What's even more sad is that in addition to the hygiene habits, this wild boar subhuman has a very good reputation, and it is said that the pen spirit also has a good impression of it, but just born mad (more than angry), the white knife went into the red knife out, and later, the pen spirit also chose to self-destruct on the spot.
It's hard to know what to say about this kind of news, and most people still hope it doesn't happen.
Cough, according to the internal lack of morality tabloid, after an autopsy, the wild boar subhuman also had severe constipation and hemorrhoids, and the neighbors at the scene of the crime also heard the female screams of "Don't you like to be stabbed, I'll let you be stabbed today", and the victim died quite miserably, a wooden stake from the bottom to the top, it is difficult to say whether the reason for the self-destruction of the pen was self-blame for killing the master, or whether he didn't want to live at all after venting his anger.
Ahem, to get back to the point, at least the staff of the Popularization Law Branch like Wuwu will never spread rumors and believe rumors, and everything is based on official press releases.
All of you at the Department of Popularization have always regarded it as their responsibility to reduce this kind of news, and they have worked hard to grasp it from the source, starting with the baby.
That's right, dolls.
"Teacher, teacher, you can move on to the next part, you said that your mother has already said, I want to watch the fighting beast! I'm here to see the fighting beasts! ”
"Haha, you actually call it a teacher, she is not a teacher, she is...... It's ......"
"It's big sister! Pretty big sister! ”
Looking at the laughing children below, even Wuwu, who was used to treating his colleagues with a serious face, also showed a friendly smile.
The spiritual power of the sword master needs to be accumulated, the spirit blade needs time to grow and evolve, and the sooner the first blade is born, the better, at this time, in front of the fog, in addition to the rabbits who are looking left and right and feel uncomfortable and feel that they have come to the wrong place, they are a group of small radish heads that are less than half the height of the rabbits.
"Little ones, I know your parents will stress it over and over again, but not all of you are lucky enough to have someone to guide you on a daily basis. What's more, respecting the Spirit Blade is equivalent to respecting the family, and knowing does not mean that you will be able to know. Maybe you can do it now, but in five years, ten years? You have to learn to be kind to your little friends......"
Listening to the laughter of the children below, Wuwu still had a kind smile, and she also knew that these words were the result of the children's tired of hearing the preaching, and most of the results were the result of the left ear going in and out of the right ear.
But as long as one person listens, one person changes because of this, and avoids an accident, the work is meaningful, and the prevention work is not effective on weekdays, but it is necessary.
Since the establishment of the Popularization Section, the accident rate has been reduced by more than 70% in 100 years, although it is not the work of the family, but this result does make Wuwu and other colleagues of the Popularization Branch proud.
The reality of the situation changes from intricate, the relationship between the sword master and the sword spirit, has long been a specialized discipline that integrates sociology, ethics, and psychology, and it will take a few years to give detailed guidance, but there is always one that is the focus and core.
Respect, respect, and respect.
If you look at the spirit blade as if it were your own kind, many tragedies would not have happened.
The source of many accidents is that the sword owner treats it as an item or even an ordinary tool, and they probably think that most people will not be able to have an awakened sword spirit in this life anyway, and it is no bad to use it as a tool...... But when this "luck" really comes, it often turns into bad luck in seconds.
Therefore, the Civil Affairs Bureau also has a series of systems such as walking the red carpet, birth bell, newborn blessings, and birth registration of the spirit blade, at this time, the newborn spirit blade is mostly unconscious, and no matter how much she does, it has no practical meaning for her.
This sense of ritual is simply for the newcomer sword master to see!
"Our government treats him as a human being, and you still don't respect him?"
This painstaking effort is probably not understood by the children who are making a fuss now.
"Now put in the impression, and when I think back later, I just need to understand it, and I only understood it as an adult."
The frolicking children are in the excitement period of getting the spirit blade, and Wuwu, who is not a teacher, has no intention of maintaining "classroom discipline", she actually likes energetic children.
She just recalled the classic handouts of the popularization department, said as interesting as possible, and at the same time used repeated emphasis and interesting stories to let the children remember a little more "respect" and reduce the possibility of accidents.
And in a group of noisy radish heads, there was a "good student" who listened carefully, which was very eye-catching, and also gave Wuwu a lot of motivation to work.
"Are you...... Lan Mengqi. Hehe, for the rest of the course, I want you to help you participate. ”
The classic plot, the good students listened carefully to the class and were named by the teacher, and they looked confused, and some of the bad students around them were secretly relieved, but some were coaxing.
"Ahh
"No, you didn't say it, you just said that you want to watch the fighting beast, coward, jump out at this time."
"Min Min is not a coward, Min Min is eight years old, and she dares to go to the toilet alone."
"I dare to go to the toilet now, and I said that I am not a coward, I dared when I was six years old, coward, coward."
"I ...... I dared at the age of five, and I was wrong just now. ”
"I'm four years old ......"
As the scene gradually evolved towards Zero, Wuwu directly opened the side door, and the noise of the indoor arena came, and she knew that even if she didn't do anything......
"The first one to the Colosseum is the warrior!"
"Min Min is the warrior, you cheated and ran away first! Come back soon, here you go all over again. ”
The child ran in as soon as he slipped through the smoke, leaving only the rabbit still standing in place with a bewildered expression.
It's not good in class, why is it all gone?
Knowing her situation, Wuwu greeted her with a smile and took her hand in a friendly way.
"Rest assured, it's safe. This is part of the citizen training, which explains the basic application of the spirit blade and the evasion measures when encountering space beasts. We're using a safe Hellhound Beast. ”
"Hellhound?"
The rabbit exploded in an instant, and at this moment, the huge body of a cow, the low wall that was knocked away by the impact of a small car, and the comic 26 seconds of the first photogenic and photogenic, came to mind at the same time...... Do you think the murder weapon in the world is safe? I think you want to eat rabbit pot!
At this moment, Rabbit's eyes were sharp, and her crystalline pupils swept left and right, and she found four passages in front and back, left and right, heh, stupid Mercury, you underestimated my fire rabbit's long-trained escape ability, as long as a second, I can escape from the desk to the roof to show you!
"The safe hellhound cub is only half a year old, the kind that is a little bigger than the wild dog. We also had our teeth and claws removed, so we can't let it hurt the kids. Heh, in front of your three-color initial spirit blade, it is estimated that it is not as good as a wild dog. Wait a minute, I'm here to watch. ”
Wuwu's gentle words made Lan Mengqi breathe a sigh of relief.
The shouts of the children came from the passage, and they were also urged to keep up with the pace, thinking of the children who were laughing and laughing, Lan Mengqi relaxed the last trace of "superfluous" vigilance.
The two chatted while walking, and Wuwu also kindly told some common sense, for example, the rabbit is very lucky, her aesthetics are in line with the aesthetics of the natives of Mercury, and there are many similarities with the rabbit sub-people, it should be very convenient to integrate into the mainstream group, unlike most inhuman unlucky people, who just went out and encountered employment and appearance barriers.
Soon, a small indoor arena appeared in front of Lan Mengqi.
Seeing that it was really a little bigger than a puppy, lying in the middle of the arena to eat feed, the rabbit was completely relieved.
At the same time, Fog Wu frowned.
She sees an acquaintance who shouldn't be here, and every time that man appears, it means a series of "accidents" and troubles.
Secretary-General Zheng ..... No, it should be Zheng Li, the former secretary general, what is he doing here, and he is still standing in the beast pen and talking to the administrator, he is referring to the number six beast pen....... As I remember, it was a deposited female beast, a mutant head beast with two psionic organs, and it was not on the same level as an ordinary hellhound beast. ”
Five minutes later, Lan Mengqi, who walked into the Colosseum, saw the puppy and the young beast...... And in front of it, the huge mutated beast like a small mountain, and the corrosive saliva dripping from under the fangs, she smiled, completely fearless.
"Hehe, I knew you Mercuryians weren't trustworthy at all! I didn't even lock the entrance door, look at my super speed......."
"Click."
Suddenly there was a crisp sound of the door closing, followed by a clearer sound of the door being locked!
"Ahhhh Ah, the bunny is not delicious, don't come over the dog! ”