Chapter 44: Agent Coulson II

Agent Coulson smiled and took out a document from his pocket and handed it to Li Yunlong, "I forgot to introduce myself, my full name is, Philip Brown. Phillip J. Coulson: You can call me Phil or Coulson. Now I work for the Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division, which is a bit of a long name, and we are generally referred to as S.H.I.E.L.D, or S.H.I.E.L.D. for short. ”

Li Yunlong took a cursory look, and then returned the document to Agent Coulson, "Then Agent Coulson from S.H.I.E.L.D., what are you coming to me for?"

Agent Coulson: "We want Mr. Brooke Lee to cooperate with our work. ”

Li Yunlong: "What kind of work?"

Agent Coulson: "From time to time in this world, people and things appear that ordinary people can't understand. We are S.H.I.E.L.D., which is equivalent to a line of defense, blocking these people and things beyond ordinary people's understanding from ordinary people's society. So we hope that Mr. Brooke Lee will accept our agreement and not disturb the lives of ordinary people. ”

Li Yunlong: "If it's this matter, it's very simple, there is no need for any agreement at all, you see that my life is very peaceful now, and I never bother others." ”

Agent Coulson: "We know and affirm Mr. Brooke Lee's character, but we want to be more formal, and if Mr. Brooke Lee can sign a formal agreement with us, we will also be able to provide you with more protection and services." ”

Li Yunlong looked at Agent Coulson playfully, and Agent Coulson kept smiling, "Did you bring the text of the agreement?"

Agent Coulson: "Of course. He took out a copy of the agreement and handed it to Li Yunlong.

Li Yunlong took it and took a look, good guy, about the same thickness as a dictionary, "Please wait a moment, I'll take a look first." ”

Agent Coulson: "That's how it should be. Please don't rush, we have plenty of time. ”

Li Yunlong spent five minutes flipping through the agreement, which he had already read very seriously. Although Li Yunlong's ontology is not here, the computing resources invested here are not a problem at all to deal with this small problem. Li Yunlong's sensory control needs to coordinate and process a large amount of data at the same time, and it is not new for ordinary people to deal with their brains being burned into idiots, and now he has established his own mysterious side skill tree, and has been able to establish an external intelligent auxiliary processing system through paper puppets, which is basically a computer on the mysterious side, and the processing power of information has doubled, if it weren't for the fact that there are more problems to be dealt with at the same time, the text information in the agreement can be done in one second.

Literally, this agreement is still very beautifully written, although it is inevitable that the Lao and US officials have always been on a high posture, and there is still a certain sincerity in the division of rights and obligations. For example, the supervision clause has very strict rules on the signatories of the agreement, which in Li's view is stricter than the requirements for prisoners released on bail in the judicial system. Li Yunlong closed the text of the agreement, tapped his finger on it twice, and returned it to Agent Coulson.

Agent Coulson: "What does Mr. Brooke Lee think?"

Li Yunlong: "In this, I only see the gross trampling on freedom and democracy. Agent Coulson: Is the so-called S.H.I.E.L.D., where you work, really a legitimate organization? Who drafted this agreement? Did the person in charge study the law? What about human rights? What about the spirit of the Constitution? You don't come to play tricks on me, do you?"

Agent Coulson was also embarrassed, and he couldn't even hold the smile on his face. Thousands of calculations, left and right, I didn't expect that there was a leak in this commonly used agreement! Agent Coulson did not work Li Yunlong, S.H.I.E.L.D. had already investigated Li Yunlong's situation, and Li Yunlong's social relationship was almost zero, even if he was most familiar with Amelia, Li Yunlong, if he calculated it carefully, he would find that there was no strong relationship at all. Li Yunlong is no different from an otaku in life, he is no longer law-abiding, and he doesn't even have the opportunity to break the law. However, such a Li Yunlong obviously has an abnormal source of funds, and his personal file has also been proved to be completely forged, and S.H.I.E.L.D. specially sent people to spend time and energy trying to track down Li Yunlong's previous identity, but nothing was found, and no such person was found. The experts of S.H.I.E.L.D. conducted a psychological profile of Li Yunlong, and even the experts themselves did not dare to guarantee the accuracy. The worst part is that although Li Yunlong claims to be a researcher of occultism, the facts have proved that he has very mysterious and powerful powers, and the failure of Black Widow's operation has made S.H.I.E.L.D. almost helpless against Li Yunlong's problem. Coulson was ordered to be in danger, and even Director Nick did not make any demands on him, because Coulson's action was more of a temptation, and the high-level leaders in Los Angeles refused to cooperate with S.H.I.E.L.D. to deal with Li Yunlong, and under the influence of this, S.H.I.E.L.D. was unable to use a large amount of force to deal with Li Yunlong like Black Widow's operation, that is, Coulson could only rely on himself to find a way.

After repeated thinking, Agent Coulson found Agent David, who had a relationship with Li Yunlong, and successfully obtained the opportunity to communicate with Li Yunlong head-on. The communication between the two sides was beyond Coulson's expectations, and it was unimaginable that it would be difficult to get stuck on this commonly used agreement! Coulson has dealt with superheroes, supercriminals, and mutants, and has always used this protocol prepared by S.H.I.E.L.D. It wasn't until Li Yunlong returned this agreement in front of him that Coulson remembered that there was something wrong with this agreement! Of course, this problem is not the lofty slogans shouted by Li Yunlong, the problem with this agreement is that those people that S.H.I.E.L.D. asked to sign before are in a weak position relative to S.H.I.E.L.D., this kind of psychological positioning is taken for granted by both S.H.I.E.L.D. and Coulson himself, but when facing Li Yunlong, this kind of reason is naturally unreliable, Black Widow's actions are almost the upper limit of the force that S.H.I.E.L.D. can dispatch, without force to support, why is S.H.I.E.L.D. high? Unable to maintain even a fundamental position, this agreement is naturally full of loopholes and contradictions. Coulson had no choice but to try to negotiate," Mr. Brooke Lee. This is just a preliminary manuscript, if there is anything you are not satisfied with, you can put it forward, and we can negotiate and adjust. ”

After Li Yunlong read the agreement, he didn't plan to sign this kind of ghost thing at all, this kind of agreement can be seen clearly by a discerning person, and it is completely used to tie up the signatory, and it is simply from the position of the superior, putting on a face of gift, in fact, there is no sincerity, "Forget it, I don't have any interest in this kind of agreement." In addition, I'm not interested in your S.H.I.E.L.D., and as you can see from this agreement, eighty percent is not a legal organization. If you really want to be in a relationship with me, we can try to be personal business partners. ”

Coulson felt that he could not answer Li Yunlong's words head-on, and that it was an illegal organization? S.H.I.E.L.D. is a worldwide organization, and although the main venue is on the territory of Lao Mei, from time to time there are also missions in other countries, and you dare to judge S.H.I.E.L.D. as a flat-headed ordinary person, and you don't know that S.H.I.E.L.D. is making a big deal in the dark side of the world! But there is no way to explain these things to Li Yunlong face to face! What are Mr. Lee's business plans?"

Speaking of this, Li Yunlong was proud: "That's a lot." I have a friend named Amelia, you know? I worked with her on a project called Nourishing Yin Soup. The prospects are promising, and the predictions can change the map of the world's beauty and wellness industry. "This cowhide is a bit big, and Coulson has to pay attention to it, what if it's true?" But I have a lot of good things in my hands, so just take them out and be sure you haven't seen them. You kind of person who works under people's hands is going in the wind and rain outside all day long, maybe you will get injured at some point!" Li Yunlong stretched out his hand and made a gesture on the table, a suitcase that was open upwards appeared on the table like an illusion, and there were fifty fully enclosed glass pillars the size of little thumbs side by side, and the middle of the glass pillar was empty and filled with bright red liquid.

Although the way these things appeared was a bit supernatural, Coulson, who had been mentally prepared, was not frightened, but showed interest, "Mr. Brooke Lee, can you introduce me?"

Li Yunlong casually took out one from the box as a sample, "This thing, I call it a little red bottle." Have you ever played Diablo video game? This thing of mine is similar to that, and its purpose is to treat minor injuries to the body. You don't have to look at its packaging as glass, in fact, this is a special cane sugar glass, the composition is similar to the sugar that people often eat, very crisp. When you go out on a mission, you take one and put it in your mouth, and as soon as you get hurt, you bite it and swallow it, and it can have a healing effect within a minute. ”

Coulson: "Can I give it a try?"

Li Yunlong: "Are you sure? If you are not injured, you will not be able to see the effect after eating." It hurts!"

Coulson maintained a smile on his face, Li Yunlong pursed his lips and handed him the small red bottle in his hand. Coulson took it and put it in front of him, looked at it carefully, and then took it in his mouth without hesitation, rolled up the sleeve on his left arm, exposed his arm, took out a dagger, and slashed it on it without hesitation, and then immediately bit the little red bottle in his mouth. Blood gushed out of the wound, but it stopped flowing out in less than five seconds, and the obvious wound on the arm healed at a speed visible to the naked eye, and it was all healed in just over half a minute. Coulson took out a handkerchief, wiped the blood, and moved it several times, except for the loss of some blood, the color of the skin on his arm was a little different, and the rest had completely recovered in such a short period of time!

Coulson's eyes almost lit up, "How do you sell this little red bottle?"