Chapter 272: Men Are Big Pigs' Trotters
Sighing slightly, Chen Yefeng sighed and said, "Then the three of us will jump into the air-raid shelter."
"Where is the bomb shelter ???" Igda was stunned when she heard this, because she had never found this place on the map.
Chen Yefeng smiled helplessly, his little apprentice was really a vulnerable group among the Teletubbies, and he didn't even know where the air-raid shelter was.
But that's right, after all, the bomb shelter has no building signs, and for this stupid little apprentice, if you don't know, it seems to be ...... Is it also understandable to drop?
"Then you will fly with me later, don't get lost."
"Okay."
And Jiang Xuefen on the other end of the voice is also very depressed, isn't this a stinky man?
With other young ladies, I and I, but I ended up hanging myself aside!
Really!
Lu Xun said well, men are all eels!
Therefore, in order to let Chen Yefeng pay a little attention to herself, Jiang Xuefen at least had a sense of existence, and she also learned from Igda's coffin, and asked weakly: "What, little man, I don't know where the air-raid shelter is, you also take me!?"
The tone was a little coquettish and a little crooked, so that after Chen Yefeng heard it, the whole person suddenly shuddered and shuddered.
"I said, you and my sister are both graduates of top colleges, don't you know English?
Open the map yourself and take a good look! ”
"Where is it, I can't see it!" Jiang Xuefen opened her eyes and said nonsense.
"If you have an extra eye, then I think you can donate it to those who need it.
Also, you don't know English? Have you been studying with my sister for so long?
Besides, I've marked all the maps, so don't you know how to look at them yourself!! ”
Chen Yefeng's series of questions and answers made Jiang Xuefen's face turn green.
This ruthless little man!!
At the beginning, I called people Xiao Tiantian, but now you are such an unfamiliar name!
The most important thing is why this young lady asked, your answer is to fly with me, don't get lost, this kind of heart-warming words that make people hear it.
And when it comes to yourself, you are blind, you don't know English or you can't read, etc., and you are impatient when you hear it.
This is not a man yet?
Eat dry and wipe clean men who don't recognize people!
Taking a deep breath, Jiang Xuefen kept comforting herself in her heart.
There's no way, who let this guy be his future husband, what else can he do besides petting!
The fans in the live broadcast room couldn't stand it anymore.
"Damn, my eldest brother is not a thing, he actually treats the young lady like this, and sure enough, he is a scumbag, and this girl is a complete brute!"
"Through the conversation, I suddenly made a major discovery, my eldest brother actually has an older sister!"
"Brothers, the little wishes make people think about it, and my sister has paid it back!"
"From now on, I will be my brother-in-law!"
"Uncle, don't worry, let's talk about each other, I call you uncle, you call me brother-in-law, we don't owe anything, and no one takes advantage of anyone!"
"You are all a group of LSP, I am different, I am loyal to my eldest brother!"
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And at this time, the little apprentice Iguoda Zizi was also a little unbearable, although she was also very happy in her heart, after all, her daughter-in-law was so good to herself, but she couldn't snub others, what if the young lady misunderstood that she deliberately let her daughter-in-law do this.
I have to say that women are sometimes so troublesome, you are not good to her, she has all kinds of reasons and reasons.
You're nice to her, and she doesn't know what's going on in her heart.
A woman's heart is a needle, and the ancients did not deceive me!
"Daughter-in-law, you can't treat people differently, you have to be peaceful and bring people, not with emotions, Xiao Yuan told me, Huaxia is the most hospitable country, how can you be like this!
Moreover, the young lady can't play, you have to be patient to teach! ”
"Okay, got it." Chen Yefeng listened to the little apprentice's muttering of broken thoughts, and couldn't help but pout, feeling a little helpless in his heart.
This stupid apprentice, can't you see that this woman is not drunk, she is not here for the game, she is for your master's body!
Sure enough, it's not good if people's charm is too great, and there are always people who are hungry for their bodies again!
"Try your best for the teacher!" Chen Yefeng sighed after speaking.
There is a taste of pampering and helplessness in the tone of speech, which is compared to the tone of talking to Jiang Xuefen just now, it can be said that there is a heaven and an underground, it is simply a world of difference, judging two people!
No, Jiang Xuefen was directly depressed again!
This ruthless little man, thanks to himself taking such care of him in terms of live broadcasting, can be said to have given him the green light all the way.
Otherwise, this live broadcast room would have been sealed one hundred and eighty times earlier!
As a result, this little man actually treated himself like this!
I leisurely remember the first time I went to my best friend Chen Shiyi's house and saw this little man for the first time.
At that time, he would praise his sister for how beautiful you are, and at that time he also praised himself for being beautiful, and his mouth was so sweet.
But now, I'm starting to dislike myself!
Sure enough, there is a saying that is really true!
Men are especially big pigs' trotters!!
The eels became, all big-tailed wolves, and they couldn't eat enough and couldn't feed them!!
Fans in the live broadcast room are also watching the excitement, and it is not a big deal.
"Hehe, I seem to smell a hint of gunpowder!"
"Brothers, hurry up and call Derpy and Xiao Tuanzi, the four women make up a table of mahjong, and there will definitely be a headache for the eldest brother at that time!"
"Then what about our family's wishes? Xiao Yuan is the number one fan sister of the eldest brother! If you call four women over, what will you do if you let Xiao Yuan come! ”
"Sandwiched between so many women, my uncle is really hard, I am willing to help my uncle share this hardship, please let me help you, I am not afraid of more, I am afraid of not enough!"
"Uncle, I advise you to be careful when you speak, so many young ladies you know, if you accidentally say the wrong thing, you will definitely fall into a place of no return!!"
"The eldest brother said that it is only five young ladies, it is not enough at all, our eldest brother is a brute, and the brute will not know that he is tired!"
Looking at all kinds of barrages ridiculing him, the corners of Chen Yefeng's mouth couldn't help but pull.
Damn it! This group of people is really not a big deal to watch the excitement, do you have a bunch of fake fans!
Handsome and charismatic, can he blame me?
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After the three of them landed smoothly, Chen Yefeng took his little apprentices Iguoda and Jiang Xuefen towards the air-raid shelter.
Of course, when he landed, he had already scouted all around perfectly, which was the subconscious behavior of a top player.
Since Chen Yefeng already knew that there was no one around, in order to save time to search for equipment, he also said to the two of them: "The three of us can search separately, which can maximize the time saving and provide convenience for our next actions!"
Of course, the little apprentice Igda is very obedient to his daughter-in-law's words.
After hearing it, he also responded sweetly, "Okay~"
With that, the infant Teletubbies trotted all the way to the left of the bomb shelter.
Soon there was a broken voice from Iguoda's voice: "Daughter-in-law, I have a second-level head here, a third-level bag, two first-aid kits over there, and a 98K here!"
"You pick it up first, I'll trick me later!" Chen Yefeng accidentally leaked his mouth, which also made the fans in the live broadcast room disgusted.
"Listen, listen, listen quickly, what is this still what a man can say?"
"I kind of found out, you don't do anything with people, uncle!"
"What do you know, my uncle is a brute, and I don't have any problems doing this!"
"Miss Da Qizi is so cute and so simple, my uncle can't bear to do it, and I can't bear to deceive her, from now on, I will be a black fan of my uncle's life!"
"Where it's dark, to be honest!"
"Such a lovely sister, why are you all stunned, one person and one jio let her know the sinister nature of this society!"
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Looking at the barrage, and then looking at his side, Chen Yefeng wanted to cry without tears.
There is no other reason, because after I separated from the two of them, the first material I saw was the green first level.
Looking at this helmet with divine light and no annoyance, Chen Yefeng took a deep breath.
I always feel as if God is hinting at something in the dark!
But......
It shouldn't be, how could Xiaoxue bring a hat to herself!
However, as a man, although Chen Yefeng has absolute confidence in himself, he is also very responsive to hats of this color, and he is the kind that responds from the bottom of his heart.
So, he just selectively ignored !!
With such a large bomb shelter and only three people, I would never settle for this thing!!
However, when Chen Yefeng took two steps forward......
Nima !!
Another green one-stage head!!
The fans in the live broadcast room immediately burst into laughter!
"I used to aim for my eldest brother, and I also wanted to be like him, and the red flag at home did not fall, and the colorful flags fluttered outside, but now I have an epiphany, God is hinting that my eldest brother has grass on his head!"
"Uncle, you have to be strong, don't blame your brother for not being human, blame your sister-in-law for being too charming!"
"One thing to say, it shouldn't be like this when my uncle has a girlfriend, he should keep a certain distance from his young lady, after all, if he already has a girlfriend, he has to avoid suspicion, this is a man, a really good man should do!
Of course, if it were me, I wouldn't be fine, no one would refuse, don't ask why, Kidney Treasure, it tastes great! ”
Some fans frantically sent barrages, ridiculing Chen Yefeng.
And Chen Yefeng had a black face and had been searching for equipment in the bomb shelter.
Finally, he found a Hextech gun, and he finally had a little comfort in his heart.
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