Chapter 158: British Paparazzi, Dimensionality Reduction Strike
"Oh my God! This is the first time in more than 20 years of my career that I know that a Hollywood star would choose this airport when not filming! At Cardiff Airport in Wales, several men in bowler hats, black and gray coats, and straps around their necks were gathering together, "Isn't it good to fly directly from Los Angeles to London?" Why do you have to come to Wales? ”
"Okay, isn't it a good thing that people don't choose Heathrow?"
A middle-aged man with his hands in his pockets and an old face yawned, leaning on the column behind him very casually, with a nonchalant look, he was not a serious citizen at first glance - not only that, he was also the most courageous one in this group, and the strings around the necks of others were hidden under the collar, but he was good, and directly hung the camera for eating in front of him, "The passenger flow of Cardiff Airport is much smaller than that of Heathrow Airport, which is more convenient for us to block and capture." ”
"And it's only a few hours by train from London to Wales, and it takes us a day to get rid of a front page headline, which is much faster than tracking a trailing! Isn't that a good deal? ”
"Yes...... Are you sure Roland will come? One of the young men was a little uneasy, "According to the news from the American side, they are on a private jet......
“Oh! Child! There's so much more to learn! The middle-aged man took out the chewing gum that had been opened from his pocket, threw one directly to the other party, picked one up himself, unpacked it and stuffed it into his mouth, "There are our people at the immigration office, well, the text message three minutes ago shows that they are filling out the arrival card there, whether they will come out of the main gate or take the special channel, we can catch them!" Hey! On the American side, they have a way to suppress the news, but this is our territory! We've got to show those American hairy boys how powerful their English folks are! ”
That's right, when Roland first got on the plane, the paparazzi on the British side had already received the message and were ready to line up to welcome him.
In the eyes of these guys, the peers living in America are just like their ancestors, just farmers in the wilderness, nouveau riche in culturally backward cities - Roland Allen has been popular for four years since the nineties, and in these four years, what kind of news reports have those guys contributed?
In addition to showing people's enthusiasm and love for him and reporting his glorious deeds, the biggest revelation is just the love news released by another real estate tycoon himself!
This kind of low record makes them feel ashamed!
As a paparazzi, I don't want you to be like the Daily Mail, get the recordings of Amber Heard and Johnny Depp, and continue to hammer Depp's domestic violence, but the news you find must at least be a bit of a gimmick, right?
But on Roland's news, you can't even do that!
Then what kind of face do you have to continue to mix in this circle?
Let's take off the skirt! Spicy!
Because of this, after confirming through various channels that Roland is about to come to the UK, in this country where tabloid culture is extremely prevalent and even members of the royal family dare to eavesdrop, these self-proclaimed messengers of justice have already made up their minds to let Roland taste his own power, and if there can be some dramatic events, it will be even better......
"There's news, there's news!" When the crisp mobile phone ringtone, the paparazzi who were nesting together suddenly came to their senses, glanced at the blue and white screen, and everyone immediately turned their attention to the exit provided by the insiders.
Staring, he swept through the various crowds of people in the airport, and since the flow of people at Cardiff Airport was not as large as that of Heathrow Airport, these paparazzi, who were used to looking for people at Heathrow Airport, quickly screamed in surprise.
“Stare! There were five kids in the crowd over there! ”
Almost in the blink of an eye, the cameras that were hidden in their clothes, stored in their backpacks, and placed in their satchels suddenly appeared in their hands. Don't let go's spirit, quickly press the shutter, and soon, they became excited: although these guys are fully armed, each of them is equipped with toad glasses and caps, but the clothes on their bodies have betrayed their identity, because in addition to the two adults and the surrounding entourage, the five little guys, all wearing clothes produced by the Double Star Company, if it weren't for Roland, then who would spare no effort to advertise those goods?
"What a bunch of naïve kids!" Suppressing the excitement in their hearts, the paparazzi, who had already captured the early picture, joked with each other, "Do they think this is America?" Do they think we'll take care of him? ”
"I've always heard that David Olsen who adopted him is good, but judging from his current state, isn't he a fool?" Some guys laughed directly, "Since they came by private jet, can George Lucas, who borrowed his plane, not know how good we are?" Or is it a pit for Roland? He had a falling out with Steven Spielberg? Oh! Tomorrow morning's title is out! "Hollywood directors turn against each other! Roland Allen is afraid to fall victim to the Game of Thrones! 》”
Although these guys were jokingly teasing there, the laughter at the scene did not seem to be fake.
There is no way, although the UC Shock Department in later generations has been complained about again and again, but compared with the tabloid headlines in Xiangjiang, it is not even qualified to lift shoes, you must know that when the angel baby was exposed to the news of pregnancy, the news headlines were all couplets:
[Artificial artificial human, awl face chaser]
As the ancestor of tabloid culture, Britain is even better than that.
“Come on! They're out! ”
"Let's hope they're ready, and if they're scared to cry by our flash, it's even more fun!"
“Go! Go! Go! ”
In the laughter of a group of people, the group of guys rushed straight towards the crowd at the exit of the station, and when they rushed in front of Roland, the accompanying bodyguards immediately blocked them with their bodies, but these walls did not have much effect on them at all.
With a continuous click, the guys shouted, "Hey! Rowland! Look at me! ”
"Can you please take off your sunglasses? That will be more photogenic! ”
“Oh! Is this Ashley and Mary? Hey! Look at my uncle! ”
"Can you take care of us? Tell us about love? We're serious journalists, and we just wanted to interview you! ”
Although David brought more than 20 people out this time, and these guys also used their bodies to build a human wall, trying to stop the paparazzi outside, but the hands that had nowhere to put still put the camera in front of Roland.
This is a common trick used by the paparazzi, using all kinds of rough and possible means to infringe on personal safety to provoke the 'interviewee', as long as those 'interviewees' show any physical dissatisfaction and resistance, it will become a big book of court evidence, and if there is a guy who can't hold his breath and fights, then the front page headline in the evening newspaper that day is-
[XXX is exposed, and the reporter is beaten in public]
Is the event true or false?
And they have nothing to do with half a dime!
If there is no news, then make news!
They just need gimmicks, gimmicks that can sell for money!
Because of this, when they realized that Roland didn't care about them no matter how they tore and shouted, the guys turned around one after another and turned the camera on Elizabeth in Garnetty's arms.
And just as they turned on the flashing lights and wanted to force Xiao Loli to cry with a dazzling light, Roland, who had already walked out of the airport hall, suddenly turned his head, turned his neck, and swept his face past the people around him.
Although he was wearing sunglasses and a mask, he wanted to turn the camera to Elizabeth's paparazzi, and he was suddenly excited!
Ooh!
Is this being provoked?
The guys who didn't put down the camera quickly pressed the shutter, and those who had already put it down, picked it up again!
While capturing Roland's movements of looking around, their hearts were also shouting frantically: 'Hit me!' Come and hit me! Fast! ’
Of course, although their hearts are filled with countless desires, they still have to do superficial work-
"Roland Allen! Are you ready for an interview? ”
"We can talk about anything, and if you think it's crowded here, then let's go to the café next door!"
"After flying for ten hours, you should be hungry too, right? Why don't we take you to British food? ”
British cuisine?
Isn't that stargazing?
When Roland's mind appeared with the picture of a salted fish dying, he shook his head decisively, and at the same time, he also took off his mask - to be honest, after staying in America for a long time, he is really used to being a fan wherever he goes, and since the media is his friend, then he is not worried about any stupid beep who will secretly photograph himself!
But now—
Hold the grass! It's hard for Meghan Harry to be in the UK for so long!
This group of paparazzi is just like crazy, and they don't want to die for the news!
But—
Roland, don't coward!
After glancing at the crowd at the scene and finding that the group of paparazzi was about the same number as the bodyguards brought by David, he took off his sunglasses and scratched his head: "What media are you?" ”
Hearing this, David, who also stopped as Roland stopped, frowned, and patted Roland's shoulder with his hand, as if to suggest that he put on a mask and glasses and left here directly.
But for the paparazzi, after seeing Roland's cute face, they were even more excited!
Although I don't understand why Roland asks this, the more stupid the interviewees are, the more they can ask!
"I'm a ...... for the News of the World"
"I'm a ...... from the Daily Sun"
"I'm a ...... from the Daily Mirror"
While reporting their home, they also showed their press cards, trying to prove to Roland that they were really reporters.
But after Roland listened, he nodded in a sudden realization, then raised his neck, looked at David, and whispered: "These people are all from the Murdoch family, this guy is really annoying......"
"Hmm." David, who had already understood, spoke through his nose, and then admonished, "Send them away." ”
“Ok。”
In front of the group of reporters, Roland directly took out his mobile phone, and when the group of guys were like monks in Zhang's second place, he dialed Lucas's phone and told the other party what happened to him.
And when the guy who had just fallen asleep on the other end of the phone heard the situation of the little guy, the bearded man who was accustomed to these things suddenly slapped his head and said, "Oh! I forgot to say hello! ”
"You guys don't pay attention to those paparazzi, just force walking, I'll call Keith and let him watch his media!"
What should I do if I am surrounded by paparazzi?
Hit him out of anger?
Snatch the negatives?
No kidding!
Wouldn't it be the end of just looking for their big boss?
Just as Spielberg can knock on the door of Time Warner's chairman's office in minutes, Lucas and Murdoch are not too familiar with each other! Is it true that the Jewish gang has no black material? It's just that no one will report it!
Weinstein can suppress the New York Times, so what's wrong with Lucas letting Murdoch keep an eye on his subordinates?
With the other party's response, Roland decisively put on sunglasses and masks, and under the leadership of the bodyguard, squeezed out of the airport!
And after seeing his actions, Ben was still wondering how this kid was so easy to deceive the paparazzi, and he was anxious-
“What? Roland: Don't you want to be interviewed? ”
"Hey! Let's talk about it! ”
"Don't go! There are also our people on the road outside! ”
But alas, no matter how these guys shout, Roland didn't bother with it!
Not only that, but he even felt that he didn't know how many times better than Xu Guangtou, who was madly scolded by Director Bi!
1. He doesn't hit people or kick his face!
Second, he doesn't steal people's series!
He just asked the bodyguards to separate those annoying guys from himself!
You shoot whatever you want!
See who dares to print!
Now he's not the guy in '90 who gets sad when he sees Chris Columbus, gets angry when he sees John Hughes, and doesn't know how to be a good guy when he sees Steven Spielberg and James Cameron!
If you can reduce the dimension of the attack, then you will never fight head-to-hand!
If you can pinch the camera, then you will never beep head-on!
As for the mood?
I'm sorry that he doesn't hurt at all, doesn't blame himself at all, doesn't feel guilty at all.
…………
When Roland, who received the guarantee, drove to the hotel booked by David, the paparazzi who had lost their temper and swore had already received calls from their superiors, and they had no choice but to obey the prohibition orders issued by the boss, and Roland had no time to appreciate their face-changing skills, because these guys were not important to him.
And Cole Niederham, who had met Roland twice, had been waiting in the hotel for a long time, and after listening to Roland's indifferent narration, the bald man was even more regretful: "It seems that Britain is really not suitable for you Hollywood stars......
"I should have thought about these things earlier, I should have taken the materials and went to Los Angeles."
"Oh, that's okay, it's settled anyway."
Roland shrugged his shoulders, and he smiled as he nestled on the sofa in the guest room, "Although it surprised me, it was all small things. ”
"That's right, these paparazzi can't bother you ......" Cole Nedham was stunned for a moment, and then nodded in agreement.
He has participated in the premiere reception of "Captain Hook" and the premiere of "Jurassic Park", but he has seen it with his own eyes, and none of the guys who are on the scene are simple.
"But you also have to be aware that a lot of paparazzi like to buy off hotel staff and then place bugs."
"Although it may not be reported now, ......"
"If you can, I personally recommend that you leave England as soon as possible to avoid trouble."
Cole Nidham was the host who invited Roland, but he didn't want to get his own owner in trouble.
As for the bald man's suggestion, Roland agreed with it very much.
If you are not afraid of 10,000, you are afraid of what happens, although the dimensionality is reduced today, but people can settle accounts tomorrow!
However, even if he knew earlier that he might be directly blocked by the British paparazzi at the airport, then Roland may not call Lucas in advance to clear up and down, because in terms of Hanks's performance skills, it is accumulation.
Spider-Man is not afraid of the media, but he hates the boss of the Daily Bugle.
And in America, in that kind of hello, hello, everyone's good atmosphere, he may no longer be able to experience the feeling of being besieged, but now, the British paparazzi's pursuit of him is the best scene restoration, and his disgust and dissatisfaction with those guys, as well as the comfort of coming and lingering, can be mixed in the scenes of "Clarion Daily".
Of course, this kind of thing can happen once, after being ordered by Hanks, the current Roland will not ignore these details nervously, and this kind of personal experience is naturally his future performance skills.
"If you want me to leave sooner, get things done and take me around the UK." Roland changed the subject and looked at the other party with a smile, "In this way, I can go to other countries with my family." ”
Cole Nedham, who had already learned about Roland's idea and received a donation of 200,000 yuan, did not think there was a problem with what Roland said, "Well, I'll take you to Cardiff University tomorrow morning and ask them to talk to you about the ......idea."