Section 48 Trivia
Yun Ye rubbed his cheeks and checked the gold that was going to come back in the cabin, bag by bag was full of golden sand, opened a bag, grabbed a handful, and with a slight tilt of his hand, the golden sand slipped from his palm, and under the light of the candle flame, the golden light was shining.
"Master Hou, that damn woman actually dared to slap you and knock you down, it's too much, do you want to catch up with them now and kill them all?"
"I don't need to, but my woman's skin is very soft and smooth, I just want to wipe the mole on her eyebrows, and I was abused like this, a wild man is a wild man, Liu Renyuan, do you say it."
"What the commander said is that you are just kind, that widow doesn't know what to do, so the general will go and kill them, and capture that widow back and ask the commander to study it carefully."
Yun Ye rubbed his face, and pressed his sore waist again, he was very tempted by Liu Renyuan's suggestion, but when he thought about it in a blink of an eye, he was very happy, not to mention that the widow was a member of the royal family, and her name as an envoy alone made her unable to move, Gao Shanzi was actually right, from the moment he knew that they were envoys, he no longer had the idea of killing people, there are many moral codes to abide by in this era, such as the two countries are at war and do not cut this one, this is a universal law, Even the most savage tribes follow this law. This law of civilization and progress needs to be carefully accompanied, not violently trampled on.
"Forget it, Liu Renyuan, I know that you are uncomfortable, this expedition, you always feel that the role of the sailor is not obvious, a little inferior, do you mean?
There is no need to think like this, in this military operation, the navy plays the role of legs, Lai Chuanfeng They play the role of hands, of course, they have to use more hands for attack and defense, if they don't have legs to cooperate, such a long road, just walking will kill people, not to mention those mountains as high as the baggage, the first credit was given to Lai Chuanfeng and them. The second merit is given to you. Don't be dissatisfied, those who died, they had nothing but status and money, and I don't know how to face their families when I get home. β
Liu Renyuan looked at Yun Ye strangely and said, "Commander, we can be described as returning from a great victory this time, marching thousands of miles in two months to break through the strong city. Invincible, fighting a strong enemy, such as destroying the withered and decaying, this is a great glory that is rare in a hundred years, why be sad, the soldiers who died in battle, their whole family will enjoy the supreme honor. What's more, we only lost 10% of our men and horses in the battle, and we achieved such a result, and the last general believes in the Guanzhong fathers, and no one will blame the commander. β
Yun Ye waved his hand irritably, and these war maniacs had no way to say those delicate feelings, who were dying in battle all day long, where would they think of the pain of their families after they died in battle.
In order to calm down, I borrowed a tongueless tea set. Invite him and Liu Fang to tea. When he went out, Xin Yue specially packed him with a small bag of tea, which was said to be the best tea that those unmarried girls bit off with their mouths. said that drinking it would have the effect of refreshing and refreshing, and when he thought of those unknown girls biting off the tea leaves, then spitting them into the cloth bag, and finally carrying them in his arms to absorb the smell of his sweat, Yun Ye wanted to vomit, who came up with such a perverted method? Go back and ask.
Yun Ye didn't have the habit of eating saliva, but after telling this allusion to Wuyu and Liu Fang, the interest of the two of them increased greatly, and they both said that they wanted to taste this kind of fun.
The water boiled into a dragon's eye, Yun Ye lifted the kettle and washed the tea set, stuffed the tea, and finally poured two cups for them, and made tea for himself again, I didn't smell any difference in that kind of tea, it is estimated that the fragrance will be covered by the smell of sweat, and it is better to drink my own flower tea.
Tongueless likes the process of drinking tea, Liu Fang's favorite thing to drink tea, this kind of artistic conception, and the tea itself without closing his eyes to praise a good tea, and finally regretfully said that it is not as mellow as the taste of tea soup cooked without tongue, the two old men drank the tea brewed by Yun Ye, and asked for the small bag of tea leaves, and took out a small mill like a trick without tongue, poured the tea into the mill and slowly grinded it, and kept telling Liu Fang that the tea needs to be ground as fine as possible, and when he returns to the academy, he must have the elegance of a hermit, You can't let those hairy boys look down on you.
Yun Ye couldn't stand the mutual praise of the two old men, and walked out of the hatch with his teapot, and he could still hear the tongueless praising the small building he lived in, how elegant it was, and he was lying on the recliner listening to the wonderful artistic conception of Songtao reading books, and it was estimated that Liu Fang was already fascinated.
After the fierce battle, everyone relaxed, the sea was also calm and waveless, occasionally there were whales squirting, the water column was surging high, Yun Ye sighed, still couldn't go on the deck, the finger marks on his face didn't go down all night, this damn widow was very heavy, and the back molars were a little loose.
I accidentally glanced out of the cabin, and found that the dog was sitting alone on the mast that was coming over, taking a sip of wine, and then muttering a few times, as if he had a very serious concern.
Before he was about to send someone to call the dog down, he saw a single eagle monkey climb up the high mast, scolded the dog a few times, and finally kicked the dog down, and jumped down with him, Yun Ye was in a hurry, rushed out of the cabin, and quickly lay on the side of the boat to look down, only to see the white waves surging in the sea, no one was seen for a long time, and shouted loudly to the winter fish to go into the water to save people, the winter fish jumped into the water, and saw the dog climb onto the boat from the side of the boat with a depressed face, and the wine gourd in his hand was not lost. Shan Ying also surfaced, pulled a rope, and jumped from the sea to the deck with a splash.
Yun Ye slapped each of the two guys with a slap, and the height of the mast was ten zhang, so he jumped down at will? Seeing Yun Ye angry, the dog became more and more depressed, and jumped into the sea again with a backflip, refusing to show his head for a long time.
"If you have the ability, don't come up, when you get home, find a female donkey to be your wife, what's wrong with Hongcheng's daughter? That's also the daughter of a rich family, why can't you be worthy of you, you two little bastards, peeking at people taking a bath, there is always one who needs to come out and be responsible, the eaglet has already been married, who will come out if you don't come out. β
Shan Ying, who couldn't bear it, jumped to his feet and said: "Who will go to see an ugly woman taking a bath, that pond is the bathhouse where I and the dog practice on weekdays, who doesn't know from the academy, for this matter has beaten several people who robbed the pond, just that woman shamelessly stripped naked and drilled into the pond, and didn't see anything, the maid shouted indecent, who do we complain to." β
Yun Ye was so angry that he was about to roll his eyes, Hongcheng's daughters had hanged themselves eight times, and when they asked, they said that they were innocent, and Yun Ye didn't have the heart to care about these before the expedition, but the battle was over, no matter if it didn't work, this was the first weathering case in the history of the academy, and everyone stretched their necks and waited for the results.
"I didn't see how I knew that people were naked, that is, I saw it, my wife married one indiscriminately, and dealt with Lao Tzu Niang, as for someone I liked, then I would marry at home, it was not a big deal."
"I don't do it, Hong Cheng's daughter doesn't look much different from his father, and I won't marry him if I die." As soon as the dog surfaced, he heard Yun Ye arranging his marriage, screamed, and got into the water again.
Everyone looked at the dog fluttering in the sea with a smile, a handsome young man, with an ugly woman, this is a good thing to see, at least from a man's point of view.
The victor should have laughed, but Yun Ye got into his own small circle and couldn't get out, which made everyone unhappy, and today the handsome man seemed to be in a good mood and began to deal with trivial matters, and the sergeants suddenly changed from dull to cheerful.
The laughter of the listeners spread to the other boats, Yun Ye took a sip of tea, put aside those depressive thoughts, turned back to Liu Renyuan, who was standing beside him in armor, and ordered: "In addition to the wine, as long as there is on the ship today, take it out, let the kitchen sell some strength, we will have a good meal, and after three days, we will dock in Dengzhou, and we will celebrate for three days." β
"Whoa!" Liu Renyuan replied loudly, stepped briskly on the deck, and immediately heard his thick voice sounding on the sea: "The handsome man has an order, add food today, as long as there is something on the ship, let go of the food, and after going ashore, reward for three days!" β
The sound of joy became louder and louder, and the small songs in the southern and northern tones began to ripple all over the boat, all of which were the obscene clichΓ©s of some brothers and sisters, the boldness of the language, and the obscenity of the music style, which made Yun Ye unbearable to listen.
When passing by the Ronghua girl's hatch, he found that the hatch was open, and the Ronghua girl knelt on the floor very politely, as if she had been waiting for herself for a long time, seeing her polite appearance, Yun Ye wondered if Gao Shanzi and her identity were wrong, one did everything for the purpose, and the other would rather be broken for love, they are all very characteristic women, but unfortunately they have nothing to do with themselves.
"I won't go in, as soon as I go in, you will suspect that I am going to rape you, if you have anything to say, you should say it here, I am comfortable, you don't have to be so nervous."
Ronghua Nu didn't give a salute or speak, Yun Ye's ridicule didn't seem to hear her, and after the salute, she folded her hands on her knees and said very solemnly: "Yun Hou, I'm pregnant." β
Yun Ye was almost frightened, stabilized his mind and said angrily: "You are a bad child, you should also find Gai Suwen if you want to find it, what do you want me to do, and I didn't handle it,"
"You won't allow me to see Su Wen, I even suspect that this child may be Su Wen's only flesh and blood, in the last few days we got along, I was a woman, and I could feel Su Wen's yang essence decreasing, this is the consequence of you applying needles to him, right?"
"Gai Suwen, I have never underestimated this person, he will definitely be a hero of Goryeo in the future, you may think it is strange, why did I do such a vicious thing to him, this is not in line with my character, the reason is because he has all the conditions to become a hero, and if he becomes a hero, then the unlucky one will be Datang, so I did it without hesitation, it has nothing to do with personal preference." (To be continued.) )
PS: Section 1